Author has written 12 stories for Teen Titans, and Twilight.
Hello! I am Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld. Actually, my original name was vampireninja/awesomeruleroftheworld/Hakkai/Nightmare/Mad Hatter/Madeline/Pikachu but that was to long so I'm stuck with this. Yeahhhhh... ANYWAY here are somethings you should know about me:
Gender: I am a female.
Eye color: Green and brown with a hint of gold
Hair color: Brown
Height: I'm technically short, but in my mind I'm a giant :)
- deviantART: Nightmarewolfpup
Level of awesomeness:I'm epicly awesome, just like all the other ninjas out there.
Nickname:for some reason my friends call me Kai-chan, I guess because my personality is like Hakkai's (except for the killing everyone in a fit of rage of course) and I'm the oldest. So, therefore, I'm Kai-chan, and you can call me that if you wish.
Favorite animes: Saiyuki, Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Deathnote, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Kamigami No Asobi, among others.
Favorite movies: All marvel movies, Twilight saga, Harry Potter saga, The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Most Disney Movies, The Mortal Instruments, and a whole lot of other movies.
Favorite shows: Teen Titans, Young Justice, ICarly, Austin and Ally, Shake it up, Adventure Time, Sam & Cat, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans Go, etc.
Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, The Heroes of Olympus, Twilight, The Host, Beautiful Creatures, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Mortal Instruments, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
Favorite Mangas: Saiyuki, Bleach, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Deathnote, NightSchool, Daniel X
My fav. Couples are:
Laughing Jack/Laughing Jill
Couples I hate:
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate(or dislike) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would like the Teen Titans animated series to return some day copy this into your profile.
If you believe in God copy this into your profile
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, Copy and past this in to your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing at them.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, muckrake, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25,I-luv-jess-mariano, CampRockfan4ever(now YugiohObsessed), Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
To many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you wish you could meet all your favorite celebs, copy and past this on your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you like blue copy this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate gay pairings, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only if people make those couples up. I mean, seriously, not everyone has to be paired with other characters of the same gender)
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself(Or are not so alone...),please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like to daydream,repost this.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, Iniesetsu,GenMcVile, Broken Reflections,Sayuki09, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX,NightTeen14161821,Kagome-chan345,Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimesinthelandofhyrule,Anime Alert, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheworld
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! NARWHALS ARE POINTY!!!! If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it a streaker or a hobo?I like banana cream marmalade on my pickles. Why can't gravity be optional?...if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!
FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), PhoenixCrystalStar (USA), Rose With 2 Sides (USA),Anime Alert (USA), AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld (USA)
Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, sorcecess of the nile, DarkAngelRaven, 88556622G, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason, add this to your bio.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title or anything else for each other, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what’s going on, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
More by Usher
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Monster by Skillet
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Headstrong by trapt
4.WHAT IS 22?
Too D* Young by Luke Bryan
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Trouble by P!nk
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Battlefield by Jordan Sparks
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
My Songs know what you did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons (??????)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fighter by Christina Aguilera
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Factory Girl by The Pretty Reckless
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
High Voltage by Your Favorite Martian (How could I dance to this?)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas (Really!!!! What is wrong with them!!)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Come and Get it by Selena Gomez (uhhhhhhh)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Too close by Alex Clare
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Kiss my Sass by Cobra Starship
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Come Back to me by Utada
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Magic by B.o.B (featuring Rivers Cuomo)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Rock Star by Prima J
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Just Like You by Three days Grace
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hero by Skillet
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Demons by Imagine Dragons (What?)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Drinkin' Beer and Wastin' bullets by Luke Bryan
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Party all the time by the Black Eyed Peas
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Reckless (Still Growin up) by Kip Moore
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Mean Streak by Little Big Town
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun... I guess.
(x ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I only saw the last half so give me a break)
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
() People have called you slow.
Total so far: 7
( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x ) You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
Total so far: 9
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total so far: 13
( ) You have eaten a bug. (almost, a bug flew into my mouth while I was talking once. I spit it out)
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
Total so far: 15
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together: 18 Well, I feel a lot better now. Thank you quiz :)
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
W: Very broad minded
E: Has gorgeous eyes
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
M: Makes dating fun
E: Has gorgeous eyes
N: Can kick the s* out of you
I: Loves to laugh and smile
N: Can kick the s* out of you
J: Is really sweet
O: Has one of the best personalities
F: people wild and crazy adore you
T: very good kisser
H: Easy to fall in love with
E: Has gorgeous eyes
W: Very broad minded
O: Has one of the best personalities
R:Good boyfriend or Girlfriend
L: Smile to die for
D: Makes people laugh
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing.
IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emo's, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DANG! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen
BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.
FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room
BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes
FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster
BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament
FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.
FRIENDS: Never borrow money...
BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."
FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back
BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.
FRIENDS: see you having a fight "wait a minute lets talk this out."
BEST FRIENDS: "You didn't hit him hard enough he's still conscious."
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read this at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Dance of the Soul, avatarfanatic5,TJSfirelord, CampRockfan4ever(now YugiohObsessed), Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld
If Justin Beiber was mysteriously kidnapped, 95% of girls would cry,4.9% would run around screaming FUCK YEA!!!!,and 0.1% would be laughing their asses off as he hung over a pit of lava.Copy and paste this with a note of what percent you'd be in!0.1%
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four...well, 1 and 2, sometimes 3, but never 4.
This is a true story
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.
If you start reading this... you can't go out *smiles evily*
Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.
You May Be A Writer If-
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
31. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
33. Our magazines have horoscopes
34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
35. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
40: We can hit guys legally, but when THEY hit US, it's illegal.
Be Against Abortion!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!!!!!
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive.
Her daddy was a drunk,
Her mommy was an addict,
And both her parents kept her
Locked up in an attic.
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
That were always falling out.
She always talked to it
When no one's around,
She lays there and hugs it
With not a peep of sound.
Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg,
A scar on her face,
Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys;
She loves her parents,
But they want her to die.
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why?
Why is my life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid,
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.
Then one night
Her mom came home high,
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade,sharp and pointy,
One that she made
For an occasion that was deadly.
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out,
Leaving the girl slowly dying,
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.
Police showed up
At the small little house.
When they quickly barged in,
All was quiet as a mouse.
One officer slowly
Opened up a door,
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm,
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile!!!!!
Bold the ones that you are:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
Now, something for people against bullying
The girl you just called fat, she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting on makeup hoping someone will like her.The boy you just tripped,he gets abused enough at home.The man with the ugly scars,he fought for our country.The boy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying.
Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't repost this but the ones with heart and backbone will.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-
- I have major writer's block for Murikami High School for Heroes so it will probably be awhile before I update this one
- I am trying my hardest to finish Voyage to the ever puzzling Beast Boy brain, I should be able to update a new chapter soon
- I am going to rewrite some of the Titans Pasts stories because I realized that I got some of the facts wrong
- I'm thinking about writing some stories for Young Justice and The Avengers.
- I am having trouble writing Titans Past: Beast Boy's Battle so bear with me.
- I am thinking of writing a new story for Pokemon but I promise to finish at least two of my other stories before I work on it.