Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld
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Joined 08-21-11, id: 3183640, Profile Updated: 09-20-14
Author has written 11 stories for Teen Titans, and Twilight.

Hello! I am Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld. Actually, my original name was vampireninja/awesomeruleroftheworld/Hakkai/Nightmare/Mad Hatter/Madeline/Pikachu but that was to long so I'm stuck with this. Yeahhhhh... ANYWAY here are somethings you should know about me:

Gender: I am a female.

Eye color: Green and brown with a hint of gold

Hair color: Brown

Height: I'm technically short, but in my mind I'm a giant :)

Grade: 11th

Level of awesomeness:I'm epicly awesome, just like all the other ninjas out there.

Nickname:for some reason my friends call me Kai-chan, I guess because my personality is like Hakkai's (except for the killing everyone in a fit of rage of course) and I'm the oldest. So, therefore, I'm Kai-chan, and you can call me that if you wish.

Favorite animes: Saiyuki, Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Deathnote, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Kamigami No Asobi, among others.

Favorite movies: All marvel movies, Twilight saga, Harry Potter saga, The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Most Disney Movies, The Mortal Instruments, and a whole lot of other movies.

Favorite shows: Teen Titans, Young Justice, ICarly, Austin and Ally, Shake it up, Adventure Time, Sam & Cat, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans Go, etc.

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, The Heroes of Olympus, Twilight, The Host, Beautiful Creatures, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Mortal Instruments, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

Favorite Mangas: Saiyuki, Bleach, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Deathnote, NightSchool, Daniel X


My fav. Couples are:

BBRae- absolutely love them!!!!! They are supreme epicness!!!

RobStar- they are destined to be together.

CyXSarah- They are a couple in the new comics so that pretty much means that they are going to be together... (at least in my mind)

Flinx- cute and funny

JeriKole- Adorable

Redtha- they deserve love

Ravadevil- if you don't know this is Ravager and Kid Devil, they're in the comics and they're always so sweet to each other.

KFArtemis- I love love-hate relationships! Why did they kill him!!

SuperMartian- Yes! They ended up together! In your face Lagoon Boy!

Hakkai/Kanan- I like this one because it's like the only canon relationship in Saiyuki

Artolly- I don't know the name for this couple so I made it up. This is Artemis and Holly just so you know.

Fax- I didn't like the ending of the last book but at least they ended up together.

Byron/Wisty: I chose to ignore the newest book and will forever believe that at the end of the The Fire they ended up together.

Loki/Sigyn: Loki needs love and Sigyn loves him no matter what.

Tony/Pepper: She's the only one that can keep him in line.

Thor/Jane: I don't really have anything to say so... just watch the movie and you will understand.

Natasha/Clint: It's obvious that they like each other so they should just go out already!

Couples I hate:

BBxT- I HATE THIS COUPLE THE FREAKING MOST!!!!!! SHE FREAKING BROKE HIS HEART THREE TIMES, BETRAYED THEM ALL TO SLADE, AND SHE " PRETENDS" ( It has yet to be determined) TO HAVE AMNESIA!!!!

RobxRae- I admit they do go to each other a lot when they are in trouble, but Robin and Starfire are together so Raven can't date Robin. And in the comics Raven believed that she had a crush on Robin but it turned out to be false.

JinxxCy- I don't particularly hate this couple, I just think that Cyborg and Sarah would be cuter. Besides she's dating Kid Flash.

CyxBee- Bumblebee and The Herald were dating in the comics and Cyborg has Sarah so they can't really be together. I know that it seemed like they had a thing going on in the show but I think it was more of a brother sister relationship in the end.

StarxBB- Who even came up with this????? This relationship doesn't make any sense!!!!

KFxMMartian- He obviously likes Artemis and Miss Martian obviously likes Superboy so...

MaxXDylan- Max chose Fang so...


If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate(or dislike) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would like the Teen Titans animated series to return some day copy this into your profile.

If you believe in God copy this into your profile

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, Copy and past this in to your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing at them.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, muckrake, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25,I-luv-jess-mariano, CampRockfan4ever(now YugiohObsessed), Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

To many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celebs, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate gay pairings, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only if people make those couples up. I mean, seriously, not everyone has to be paired with other characters of the same gender)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself(Or are not so alone...),please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to daydream,repost this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, Iniesetsu,GenMcVile, Broken Reflections,Sayuki09, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX,NightTeen14161821,Kagome-chan345,Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimesinthelandofhyrule,Anime Alert, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheworld

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! NARWHALS ARE POINTY!!!! If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it a streaker or a hobo?I like banana cream marmalade on my pickles. Why can't gravity be optional?...if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!

FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), PhoenixCrystalStar (USA), Rose With 2 Sides (USA),Anime Alert (USA), AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld (USA)

Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, sorcecess of the nile, DarkAngelRaven, 88556622G, AwesomeNinjaRuleroftheWorld

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason, add this to your bio.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title or anything else for each other, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what’s going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

More by Usher

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Monster by Skillet

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Headstrong by trapt

4.WHAT IS 22?

Too D* Young by Luke Bryan

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Trouble by P!nk

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Battlefield by Jordan Sparks

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

My Songs know what you did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons (??????)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fighter by Christina Aguilera

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Factory Girl by The Pretty Reckless

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

High Voltage by Your Favorite Martian (How could I dance to this?)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas (Really!!!! What is wrong with them!!)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Come and Get it by Selena Gomez (uhhhhhhh)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Too close by Alex Clare

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Kiss my Sass by Cobra Starship

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Come Back to me by Utada

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Magic by B.o.B (featuring Rivers Cuomo)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Rock Star by Prima J

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Just Like You by Three days Grace

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Hero by Skillet

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Demons by Imagine Dragons (What?)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Drinkin' Beer and Wastin' bullets by Luke Bryan

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Party all the time by the Black Eyed Peas

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Reckless (Still Growin up) by Kip Moore

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Mean Streak by Little Big Town


The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun... I guess.

(x ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Total: 2

() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I only saw the last half so give me a break)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

Total so far: 7

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x ) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

Total so far: 9

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

Total so far: 13

( ) You have eaten a bug. (almost, a bug flew into my mouth while I was talking once. I spit it out)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

Total so far: 15

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together: 18 Well, I feel a lot better now. Thank you quiz :)


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE."
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
put this on your page if you hate racism


A: Hot

W: Very broad minded

E: Has gorgeous eyes

S: Cute

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

M: Makes dating fun

E: Has gorgeous eyes

N: Can kick the s* out of you

I: Loves to laugh and smile

N: Can kick the s* out of you

J: Is really sweet

A: Hot

O: Has one of the best personalities

F: people wild and crazy adore you

T: very good kisser

H: Easy to fall in love with

E: Has gorgeous eyes

W: Very broad minded

O: Has one of the best personalities

R:Good boyfriend or Girlfriend

L: Smile to die for

D: Makes people laugh

KEY

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the s* out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times


Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emo's, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DANG! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS: Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS: see you having a fight "wait a minute lets talk this out."

BEST FRIENDS: "You didn't hit him hard enough he's still conscious."

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read this at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile


95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Dance of the Soul, avatarfanatic5,TJSfirelord, CampRockfan4ever(now YugiohObsessed), Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld

If Justin Beiber was mysteriously kidnapped, 95% of girls would cry,4.9% would run around screaming FUCK YEA!!!!,and 0.1% would be laughing their asses off as he hung over a pit of lava.Copy and paste this with a note of what percent you'd be in!0.1%

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four...well, 1 and 2, sometimes 3, but never 4.


This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.


If you start reading this... you can't go out *smiles evily*

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.

You May Be A Writer If-

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

31. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

33. Our magazines have horoscopes

34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

35. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

40: We can hit guys legally, but when THEY hit US, it's illegal.


Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!!!!!


Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive.

Her daddy was a drunk,

Her mommy was an addict,

And both her parents kept her

Locked up in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

That were always falling out.

She always talked to it

When no one's around,

She lays there and hugs it

With not a peep of sound.

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg,

A scar on her face,

Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys;

She loves her parents,

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why?

Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid,

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did.

Then one night

Her mom came home high,

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade,sharp and pointy,

One that she made

For an occasion that was deadly.

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out,

Leaving the girl slowly dying,

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying.

Police showed up

At the small little house.

When they quickly barged in,

All was quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly

Opened up a door,

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm,

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile!!!!!


Bold the ones that you are:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!(What's an albino, exactly?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Now, something for people against bullying

The girl you just called fat, she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting on makeup hoping someone will like her.The boy you just tripped,he gets abused enough at home.The man with the ugly scars,he fought for our country.The boy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying.

Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't repost this but the ones with heart and backbone will.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-


Projects:

- I have major writer's block for Murikami High School for Heroes so it will probably be awhile before I update this one

- I am trying my hardest to finish Voyage to the ever puzzling Beast Boy brain, I should be able to update a new chapter soon

- I am going to rewrite some of the Titans Pasts stories because I realized that I got some of the facts wrong

- I'm thinking about writing some stories for Young Justice and The Avengers.

- I am having trouble writing Titans Past: Beast Boy's Battle so bear with me.

- I am thinking of writing a new story for Pokemon but I promise to finish at least two of my other stories before I work on it.

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In Which the Truth of Loki's Children is Revealed by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
In the aftermath of Doom kidnapping Loki, and his subsequent rescue, the Avengers learn more of Loki's past. When the truth comes to light, they'll each do their best to help the fallen god cope with the discovery that his children are not the monsters they were made out to be. Part 4 of the "Pay Me Proof of Your Pain" universe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Shades of the Mind by Braelyn Briar reviews
A head injury sends Raven's powers on the fritz and her emotions beyond her ability to control. Beast Boy steps up to help her through her struggle and is forced to face some emotional trauma of his own. Raven and Garfield learn about each other as well as themselves, and their friendship and feelings for each other grow as a result.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,689 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
New Start by bluebunny28 reviews
Loki has been missing for four months. Where did he go? What happens when an unexpected visitor arrives at Stark Tower? Can a wayward little brother accept forgiveness?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 82,622 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., Thanos - Complete
In Which Loki Has a Number One Fan by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
Loki has a fan. The Avengers choose to ignore it, hoping it will go away. It doesn't. Part 3 of the 'Pay Me Proof of Your Pain' 'verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Meet Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
Nick Fury wants Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, to join the Avengers so SHIELD can keep an eye on the young superhero. The Avengers welcome Peter and Aunt May with open arms into their strange, mismatched family. Part 2 of the "Pay Me Proof of Your Pain" universe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dreyri by Mimbillia reviews
'He wanted to move, but his thoughts could not command a body so spent of life' When Loki falls, an old enemy of Asgard rises. Rated T to be safe.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Four weeks two days by STIXandMANNY reviews
Life with Tony Sark is always full of surprises, some great others not so much. It was during one of the more pleasantly romantic surprises that Thor's little brother, the one everyone assumed locked away after he led an army to earth only a year ago pays them a visit. They manage to cage him, only for the avengers to get called away leaving Pepper alone in the tower with the god.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
Work Of Drabbles by The Odd One95 reviews
Where I put the stories which are too short to stand alone, a series of one shots. Be prepared for canon and crack pairings!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 98,528 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012
Avengers Assemble: Loki's Redemption by Blackwingcrow reviews
One year has passed since the Manhattan incident and now a new threat of invasion sends Earth in to another war crisis. The ultimate price of failure, is obliteration by a force said to be unstoppable. This time, two Gods are needed to help them prevent the chaos that threatens to destroy everything in existence. Get ready for more mischief. More trickery, but with less lies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Stone Of Command by Mimbillia reviews
As punishment for crimes against Midgard, Loki is bound to bracelets that force him to become obedient: much to his disgust. Whoever holds the Stone of Command, holds the free will of the Asgardian. However, when the Avengers are involved things are never easy. Not to mention when an enemy makes use of such information. No Slash, Rated T to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 107,088 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
With arms wide open by WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED reviews
Robin POV. Starfire is pregnant with Robin's child. it's everything he feels and thinks of. way better than sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
You Don't Know Me by Browniesarethebest reviews
Each Titan has a dark secret, a terrible memory. When they are kidnapped and forced to reveal this terrible secret to their closest friends, they may never be the same again.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Complete
In Which Loki Returns and Coulson Lives by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Except Loki isn't returning willingly, and Coulson has never stopped living. Two-shot. Part 1 of the "Pay Me Proof of Your Pain" universe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Thor, Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
News for Jump City by RavenDrawer reviews
An old villain, but a new threat... A new adventure for our favorite superheroes. And a new feeling that fills the minds of the titans. If you want to find out more, you'll have to read the story! :) Read & Review & Enjoy the story!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
How to Create OCs by Zephyros-Phoenix reviews
NO LONGER TAKING CHAPTER REQUESTS, SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE THE TIME. SORRY - Need help making your OC? Then check out this guide dedicated to helping create great OCs. It is not professional or anything and it is merely intended to help. Series specific chapters uploaded upon request.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Heaven on Earth by LaLaCat1 reviews
With the death of Homura and Crowned Prince Nataku still comatose to the world there is a need for a new War God in Heaven. Kyomitsu is charged with “convincing” Goku to take the position, but politics and ambition may get in the way of duty.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,153 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
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Teen Titans Second Generation reviews
The Titans are now adults with homes, jobs, and of course children! However they have not completely given up their superhero lives and have decided to train younger heroes to be the next Teen Titans. List of pairings inside because there are to many to name here. Disclaimer I own nothing...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Voyage to the ever puzzling Beast Boy Brain reviews
Beast Boy has been acting strange lately, and the others Titans don't know why. So when the decide to search Beast Boy's room they find that he has a mirror just like Raven's! But they get sucked into Beast Boy's mind! Disclaimer: I own nothing...yet
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Murikami High: School For Heros reviews
Beast Boy doesn't have the best education and when Mento tells him to go to school Robin decides that they all should go! Except, Beast Boy isn't as dumb as he pretends. Better than it sounds! Rob/Star, BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Titans Pasts: Beast Boy's Battle reviews
Beast Boy isn't a jokester, he's a hurt boy who's been through more in his life than anybody could imagine. He hides his pain, perferring to waste away privitely than to share his feelings. Disclaimer: I own nothing
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Beast Boy
Titans Pasts: Raven's Destiny reviews
We all know that Raven's father is Trigon. But do we know that Raven actually has six brothers as well and that she and her brothers are really the seven deadly sins? Well, now you do. Disclaimer: I own nothing...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Raven - Complete
Titans Pasts: Cyborg's Crash
Everyone can pretty much guess what happened to Cyborg right? But we can't imagine all the details of Cyborg's life can we? Disclaimer: I own nothing
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 592 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Cyborg - Complete
Raven is just who Beast Boy is looking for reviews
Beast Boy is listening to what he thinks is Raven's and his theme song. He just needs to work on not thinking out loud... BB/Rae Songfic obviously. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Titans Pasts: Starfire's Sorrow
This the sequel to Robin's Truth. Starfire isn't as naive as we think she is. She actually knows alot about pain, suffering, and loss. Disclaimer: I own nothing, yet.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,129 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Starfire - Complete
RANDOM TWILIGHT GAME THING THAT WE CAN'T EXPLAIN! reviews
Come see what happens when me and my friend Mandy have a sleepover and DECIDE TO KIDNAP THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS! This will be a game show of sorts... submit questions if you wish. Disclaimer: I own nothing, yet. And if you don't like it then don't read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Emmett, Esme
Titans Pasts: Robin's Truth reviews
Everyone thinks that Robin is heartless. Even his closest friends. But he might actually be struggling, struggling to break free of the memories and the pain. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Robin - Complete
BB and Rae Down reviews
This is my first story so please don't kill me... it's a song fic. Beast boy has a power that he forgot about till he was shoved onto that stage, then he see's Raven in the crowd. Better than it sounds! BBRae obviously. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete