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Author has written 13 stories for Kung Fu Panda, and Naruto.

Hello! I'm Emi, a freshman in high school who never has enough free time and has too much imagination. Hehe.

As for things about me, I'm 16 (and now increasingly terrified of growing up), I love sea food and my favorite music genre is heavy metal, with favorite bands being Rammstein, Disturbed and, my first love, Evanescence.

I really don't think I'll be writing for Kung Fu Panda anytime soon, since I lost inspiration for that fandom altogether. C'est la vie.

Either way, I have deleted the stories I had on hiatus and those I considered to be utter failures, so every story I have is completed and relatively good. Due to the fact that I'm suffering from severe lack of motivation to write, I will try to work hard on my wake-up project story Lived to Tell the Tale and hopefully find that motivation through Team 7 and maybe your support, if you'll be so kind. I don't want to waste any talents I have, which is why I really want my passion back. Screw whatever took it away to a deserted place with no shrimp and spaghetti.

In terms of fiction, I will only write for fandoms I absolutely adore, and that includes just Naruto at the moment (which could be named my current obsession). I don't really starve for reviews (although hearing opinions and comments is always appreciated, of course, and I do my best to respond to every review I get), since what I write I write mostly for pleasure and not to be praised for my writing, but criticism is always appreciated, so if something bugs you about my stories (my new ones, please don't bring up the old ones. Have mercy.) I would love to know and improve myself. Flame me if you wish, as long as you leave a tip too.

My favorite pairings are:

-- Itachi x Sakura (OTP for life); Sasuke x Sakura (so many mixed feelings about this, grrr); Naruto x Sakura; Naruto x Sasuke x Sakura (threesome) from Naruto

-- Lina x Gourry; Amelia x Zelgadis from The Slayers

-- Soul x Maka from Soul Eater

-- Po x Tigress; Viper x Crane from Kung Fu Panda

My feelings on the Naruto ending

I have... very mixed feelings about the Naruto ending. On the one hand, the bastard (aka Sasuke) doing a complete U-turn in a single chapter and returning to the non-psychotic personality I honestly used to like feels a bit (okay, a lot) far-fetched and it's so annoying to have him forgiven so freaking easily. Not to mention: a few months after I stop shipping SasuSaku, it becomes canon. I feel so trolled, omg xD

On the other hand, I have to admit that this ending is so incredibly suitable for this particular manga. The concepts of friendship, love and forgiveness have always been different than in real life, and I guess I would be a hypocrite if I completely refused to accept Sasuke's extremely far-fetched redemption, since Itachi is my favourite character and the guy did kill his entire freaking clan (I won't elaborate on the significant differences between the two because I wouldn't be able to stop, hehe).

Even so... Girls, please do not try this at home. If you continuously give your mentally deranged, abusive love interest unconditional love, there is a (very big) chance it will not be returned. Like. At all. Ever.

As for NaruHina... I've never had problems with this pairing, yet I have always believed it is pretty vanilla. Which it is. But then again, Hinata deserves Naruto, while Sakura really doesn't. It's a much healthier relationship than NaruSaku in any case, even though it seriously lacks development (but this reminds me of Choji and Karui, so I will comment no further on relationship development).

Now, the kids! Other than Chocho (who is so great, I'd totally want to be her friend), the side characters' kids don't really strike any chords in me. Ino and Sai's son (?) is just... Just no. Naruto and Hinata's children are actually disappointing: they are just younger versions of their parents with blue eyes and whiskers. I was expecting some better elaborated personalities since it's the main character's offspring, but oh well.

SARADA, though... I won't lie. I can't. I love her. God damn it. As if the Itachi poke hadn't messed with my feelings enough. She calls her parents Mama and Papa and I just can't. Once you get past the name (Sasuke and Sakura creativity level over 9000) and the fact that she's an Uchiha with glasses (only Sakura could mess up the Uchiha genes so badly, LOL), she is such a great mix of both of her parents, and yet she has something that is just herself, and I wanted to see this in Naruto's kids too. And the connection she has with Sasuke is so sweet - he felt her thinking about him!

... I still want him falcon-punched into next week. Maybe not dead. But close. It's an improvement, right? Damned asshole. Getting all good and forgiven and poking Sakura Itachi-style and having a daughter and grr.


Ahem... Although he killed the best character of his entire series (who is an uncle and I'm crying), Kishimoto has written one of the best works of art. Naruto was born in 1999, along with myself, and I feel like a small part of me has ended along with it, after following it for four years now. I can't wait for the movie (which will be a romance, yay) and the continuation in spring. Thank you, Kishimoto-san. Your characters, your point of view and your philosophy have really made a part of the person I am today. I may have been severely frustrated at some points, and I just could not find the sense in others, but that does not mean Naruto is not a part of my life. I say a lot of things and I can be harsh, but this will always be the truth. Thank you for everything.

But we still did not get to see Kakashi's face and Itachi is still dead. So I guess another lesson you have taught me is that happiness is always limited.

I will end my rant here. Ever since the end, I was curious to watch and read various opinions of various people, and I decided to write down my own. It actually feels relieving, haha.

If you wish to PM me for any reason, feel free to do so - I don't bite (unless you're cute :P). I will now go and do my piles of homework, and hopefully write something by the end of the day. Bye!

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What Comes After the Ever After by Azura Songstress reviews
Takes place after Chapter 700 of the Manga. Clearly, not all is sunshine and rainbows. Something stirs the peace that has settled and with a certain Uchiha always away, Sakura seems like easy prey, especially with the doubt brewing in the back of her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,418 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sarada U.
Dear no one, by NJ. Sandman reviews
"This is our love song." Modern AU. (Un-beta'd)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
A Blind Future by PaigeyD93 reviews
After having to bear witness to the awful execution of her former love interest and teammate, Sakura Haruno is given the most important mission of her life. She is sent back in time to make certain the Uchiha clan massacre DOESN'T happen. When she meets Itachi Uchiha he is nothing like the man she thought she knew. She certainly didn't think she would fall for him. Ratd M*COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,368 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lot Like Love by 3shells reviews
SasuSaku. Lemon. Post-Manga. Because the greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. Loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Equinox by MitsukiShiroi reviews
ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Climbing through the ranks of Konoha, Sakura finds herself with the invitation to join ANBU and a chance to learn from one of the most renowned and legendary ninja in the world. Despite her efforts to grow stronger however, she finds the world isn't as black and white as it looks and that some truths are easier to hide than others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,128 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Five Chapters to Save the World by PureWaterLily reviews
Five chapters left? Psh, no worries, the story will surely tie up before the series ends. Spoilerish 695.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Changing Skies by flowerslut reviews
Sasuke was destined to be alone. To lead a life of solitude. Or at least that was what he'd always told himself; he would've never thought that he'd have to fight for a family he never knew he had. He may have chosen to lead a life of isolation, but in the end, it wasn't meant to be. Post-War. SasuSaku. Mild NaruHina. Rated T for violence and language. Complete. Sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,487 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Paradise by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura wakes up away from the battlefield. In a world where things are different. People that are long dead walk the streets of Konoha, she finds memories of Haruno Sakura that are not her own, memories with Sasuke. And the longer she stays, the more she forgets who she really is. And for some reason, she can't seem to remember: that this is actually the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing But the Truth by MizukiYukiko reviews
Her arms locked around his shoulders before he could even register what she was doing. Burying her face in the crook of his neck, she whispered, "I'm so sorry that this happened to you." Itachi's eyes widened in shock; no one, not one person ever, had apologized to him. No one had ever viewed this as something that had happened to him. ItachiXSakura. 50shinobi theme #4. Innerdemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,161 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Brotherly Logic by NarutoRox reviews
"Why am I ALWAYS Luigi?" - Sasuke asks a question that's been plaguing younger siblings for decades. Itachi answers as only a big brother could. AU in the sense that both Itachi and Sasuke are alive, happy, and able to play videogames together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
KFP: Unbound by Wra1thRid3r reviews
In times of great darkness, where evil seems prevailing, victory can only be found by fighting with another kind of evil. Join Po and the Furious Five on a mission that will rock the heavens. Rated T for violence, language, and suggestive themes
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,150 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Po, Tigress
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chains by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke is in chains and Sakura can do as she wishes. /smutfic/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Trouble With Diplomacy by TheGuineapig3 reviews
Deep under the streets of Seyruun, Zelgadis and Amelia embark on an excavation journey led by a mysterious, eccentric professor. They hope to find a way to cure Zelgadis' chimerism and learn more about Seyruun's history, but unfortunately for them, these ancient ruins also hold secrets that were hidden for a specific reason, and disovering these secrets may come at a price... Z/A
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,491 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bring your pet to work day by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
AU/nonmassacre "We don't need a babysitter!" "Hey lady this one will give your chest that extra bow chicka bow!" *Smack* *Groan* "Naruto..." "Sorry Sakura-chan." "Excuse me miss, please stop raping my friend, its illegal." "Yo Sasori, I landed your sister in jail." "No 'mam napkins are not a currency!" Naruto, Saskue get ready for one week of hell... Well comedy for the rest...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Importance by Sousukes-Girl reviews
If I had realized then, just how important you would become to me, I'm not certain I could have asked you to become my weapon.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
KFP: Drabble Edition! by who smiles reviews
One hundred drabbles about varying topics and characters in the world of Kung Fu Panda. Chapter 28- "After the Darkest Night Comes the Brightest Dawn" - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and at the end of the day, they were together.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,688 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
China Doll by river of the sand reviews
AU one-shot. She was begging him to save her, and everyone knew that Sasuke Uchiha was a sucker for a damsel in distress. Warning: mention of rape. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by RidingtheRoughWaters reviews
Po and the Furious Five find and meet Po's parents and a new certain little..sibling? But is this black and white rebel more than Po can bear? Or can they get along? PoxTigress ViperxCrane
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,940 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Po, Tigress
The Rise and Fall of Kai by Bloodycobra reviews
*Sequel to Submissive* Nothing can last forever as Kai will learn. After rising it's easy to fall. Ti/Po Crane/Viper possible
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,823 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Tigress, Po
Reflection by Sad Rosalie reviews
What was Shifu doing before the fight against Tai Lung? One-shot about the moment when shifu requests the Furious Five and Po to evacuate the Valley until the moment before Tai Lung shows up at the Palace.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Shifu - Complete
Pretty Sure It's a Miracle by alicehatter239 reviews
Takes place after Kung Fu Panda 2! Tigress needs someone to talk to, and Po is always there for her. He gets to see a side of Tigress no one even knew existed. What happens when their feelings are confessed? Chapter 5 is up! Tigress/Po
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Po, Tigress
How To Save A Life by MobileTracker reviews
Po's hurt and in a comma. Tigress blames herself. Can the others pull her out of it? Oneshot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Tigress - Complete
Father's Day by Classic Cowboy reviews
Fic 3 of the Berserker Saga… Shifu seeks guidance for how to better his relationship with Tigress, meanwhile Tigress seeks training in how to do something special for her adopted father… mild Po/Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Tigress, Shifu - Complete
Submissive by Bloodycobra reviews
Tigress has to teach the Valley's teenagers Kung Fu but one certain person doesn't want to be there how will she deal with it? Po/Tigress in the story *Update story is completed sequel will be out soon called 'The Rise and Fall of Kai'*
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Daddy Daughter Issues by Classic Cowboy reviews
An insightful debriefing between a master and student, a father and daughter... Contains spoilers for KFP2 and hints of Tigress/Po
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Medicine by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It was always you by luvtoshi reviews
The war is long over. They have both grown. Now it's time to conclude their story. Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Purgatory by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura decides to stop Sasuke herself, by killing him. What happens when he ends up killing her, and she finds Itachi in the afterlife? Rated M for character death, and now lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,782 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The woes of being Uchiha Itachi by primary colours123 reviews
Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mission From Hell by JackieLupin reviews
Team 7 embark on what they would fondly remember as "the mission from hell." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,027 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Lived to Tell the Tale reviews
Sometimes, missions go bad. Other times, they become catastrophes. When your team is composed of an emotionally retarded ANBU, an obnoxious Jinchuriki and your phlegmatic love interest, all you can do is try to survive and keep loving them. AU. 001: Does this confirm the theory that people become emotionally closer when they are nude?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai
Alarm Clock reviews
She is volunteering as a medic in a town forgotten by God. The clock ticks and ticks her days away, because she is not welcome in the darkness of its excruciating reign, but innocence is nothing if not deceitful: and, until the alarm clock shrieks, the seconds of her life will be counted patiently: tick tock, tick tock. AU, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Show You Parallels reviews
Inspired by emeraldonyx's Enough Parallels Already. A very different version of chapter 693, in which Sakura becomes completely feral, Kakashi breaks his nose, Naruto knows when to abandon the ship and Sasuke - well, what happens to Sasuke is momentarily censored, for good reasons. 'CHYAAA, LEMME AT HIM' Crack, just crack. Poor Sasuke - LOL joking, we don't pity Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014
Son Goku -err Naruto Shippuden reviews
Spoilers. Bashing. Because Naruto started out so beautifully...- 'Ah.. do you remember when we fought with strategies? When we deceived our opponent and-'; 'Shut up! Now we do Susanoo ALL day, EVERY day, kapische? -...And now it has been reduced to this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Things I Do for You reviews
It's the small sacrifices Itachi makes for Sasuke that speak of how much he loves him, and maybe the laughing and teasing, but that will remain a secret. 'Itachi, we've been through this. I'm not gay' Non-mass Uchiha brothers love and SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lightning reviews
Between lightning, thunder and rain, Sasuke realizes how important his teammates really are to him. And, who knows, perhaps being himself around them won't be so bad. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Could You Teach Me How to Dance? reviews
When Sakura's first date with the mighty Uchiha Itachi is threatened to be compromised by his displeased father, Sasuke comes to the rescue in a sweet and fluffy endeavor to help both his beloved brother and his dear teammate. Because there is no fluff like overfluff for Christmas. ItaSaku, and a lot of cute SasuSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Letter reviews
Sequel to Only Way. After a year, Po finally realizes that he desperately needs to make Tigress understand one thing... And he tells her in a letter.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Only Way reviews
When we and our loved ones make mistakes that could change our future forever, sometimes the only way to express our feelings is through the strangest and most hopeless way, but we still need to do it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Away From Me reviews
After Po presumably dies, Shen reflects upon his feelings before meeting the chained Furious Five and his army of cannons. Songfic.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Shen - Complete
Christmas For The Furious Five reviews
Christmas fic à la FearlessTiger! Find out how the Furious Five have spent their Christmas this year and see why Master Tigress hates surprises!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Tigress, Po - Complete
One Day reviews
What did she actually mean to him? Was she a friend, a fellow Master, just some girl he talked to when his fan girls had to leave? She didn't know.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Tigress - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Even the hardcore can be bothered by dreams. Luckily, this one tiger has a panda who'll always be there for her - whether she feels comfortable about it or not. Edited.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete