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Author has written 17 stories for Code Lyoko, Winx Club, Gargoyles, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Bailey School Kids series, Misc. Movies, Martin Mystery, Addams Family, X-Men: Evolution, and One Piece.

Sorry that my updates are so few and far between but i am now taking my HSAP testing and it's really screwing with my head here so please be tolarent of me a little while longer. It will be much appreciated.

YAY! Come join me in the asylum. It gets lonely with only the nice young men in clean white coats visiting me.

DOWN WITH HOMOPHOBIA!!

I'M SORRY

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Phoenixsapphira, yamiyugi23, shuuryou-isshiki, Immortal Wolf Lover

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do this for someone you loved post this on your page.

A guy and a girl are driving down the street when the guy hands the girl a note. Then the girl tells him that she doesn't love him any more. Right after a truck comes and kills the guy but not the girl. The girl then remembers the note and takes it out to read it. It read: 'Without your love I would die.' If you think this is tragic post it on your page.

both were taken from Nissan Hoshi

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman. #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month. #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48) #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz. #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. As well as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you.

IF YOU TRUELY LOVE SOMEONE THEN IT SHOULDNT MATTER WHAT GENDER THEY ARE!!!

DOWN WITH RACISM!! TRUE FRIENDS DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE COLOR OF SOMEONES SKIN OR AN ACCENT THEY MIGHT HAVE!!

DOWN WITH SEXISM!! ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO WE GIRLS CAN DO BETTER AND WHILE WEARING HIGH HEELS!!!

IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE ABOVE THINGS THAT I DO COPY AND PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE!!!

IF YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD JUST STOP FIGHTING BUT CAN'T DO NOTHING ABOUT IT COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

STOP STEREOTYPING!!! IT LEADS PEOPLE TO DO DRASTIC THINGS!! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

The problem with life is there's no background music. However, if you must indeed face the music, pick a good dance partner:

And here is what we all know about FRIENDS:

A fake friend returns your things at once. A real friend has it so long, you’re not sure who it belongs to.

A fake friend doesn’t ask for food. A real friend is the reason you don’t have any.

A fake friend will attempt to help me find my way when I’m lost. A true friend will be messing with my compass, stealing the map, and giving very bad directions.

A fake friend will send me letters, e-mails, and most everything she can when I go away. A true friend will kidnap me before I do.

A fake friend calms you down when you’re mad. A true friend is going to be dancing with a shovel next to you over the grave of the one who made you mad.

A fake friend will help me up when I fall. A true friend will be pointing and laughing because they're the one that tripped me in the first place.

A fake friend will go to a concert with me. A true friend will help me kidnap the band.

A fake friend will hide me from the cops. A true friend is most likely the reason they’re after me in the first place.

A fake friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A true friend will ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, right?”.

A fake friend will act all nice when he dumps you. A true friend will call him and whisper, “Seven Days to live…”

A fake friend will sit next to you by the pool at that time of the month. A true friend will toss you a tampon and push you in.

A fake friend tries to persuade you from doing bad things. A true friend will be next to you in jail, saying, “We fucked up, didn’t we? Eh, it was fun. LETS DO IT AGAIN!!” Then you’ll escape with spoons.

A fake friend only knows a little about you. A true friend could write a VERY interesting biography on your life story…

A fake friend could leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing. A true friend will be kicking the crowd’s butt with you.

A fake friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"

A fake friend helps you up when you fall. A true friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A fake friend won’t even know this exists. A true, BEST friend will be sitting on your head, pointing it out while you scream bloody murder.


There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten... When very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

Education is important... School however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver.

Don't run in the school hall; gliding is more fun!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; if well aimed.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I find a row boat and save your sorry ass.

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!Or make grape juice... then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When faced with impossible odds, try an impossible soloution - Think not 'How can I do this?', but 'how can I not completely screw this up?'

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!

I've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have... XD


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with your friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Disney should go back to traditional animation, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

... If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s... copy and paste this to your profile. ;P

Why America has some issues

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"


20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose - me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't die for you is because I would live for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


BOY: May I hold your hand?

GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil: "The moon".

Teacher: "Why?"

Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil: "A teacher".

4) Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Sam: "She's a woman".

7) Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student: "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.


The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


Your GUY side:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 17

Your GIRL side:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I only have nine and they are mostly boots)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
TOTAL: 14.5

COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! (BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU)

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I like ANIME, so I MUST be childish.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.


I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.


I am the Queen of Spades, breaking the rules once I learn the game.

I am the calm before the storm, hell on the high seas.

I tempt the Fates and trick the Furies.

I outsing the Sirens and outfly the Angels.

...and I play dice with the Devil.

If you love Winx Club, and could watch it all day long, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've watched Winx Club 1-4 season and the movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cant wait till the 5th season an the 2nd movie of Winx Club is coming out, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your biggest wish is to become a fairy like Bloom and she is your favorite, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sing along to the opening of Winx Club ALL the time without even noticing that you are, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted a blue bunny and wanted to name it Kiko, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever crushed on one of the Red Fountain boys, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

I put the "«" part in there because that one is my ultimate favorite. I find it hilarious. That will not get old.


Check this out...

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that insane cartoon rabbits are cool copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support Jack and his jar of dirt, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you thank cookies are milks best friend, paste this to your profile.

If you thank rainbow cupcakes are awesome, paste this to your profile.

If you ever thought you were a nerd, paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever mispelled a word that is four letters long or less, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a member of the LFC fan club, (Love fictional Chararcters,) copy and paste this into your profile.

Look at this word carefully for a minute: REVOLUTION. Do you see the word LOVE in it? If you do copy and paste this in your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Post this in your profile if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, xBloomStarx, Immortal Wolf Lover

95 percent of the teenage girl population would be dead if Joe Jonas said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 percent who would realize that still breathing would mean you could have him all to yourself! (I don't even think he's cute but I still put this on here. lol.)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile too. (I just thought this was funny. :)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You KNOW you live in 2009 when:

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.


Logic

1. My mama and daddy taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mama and daddy taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mama and daddy taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mama and daddy taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mama and daddy taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mama and daddy taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mama and daddy taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mama and daddy taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mama and daddy taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mama and daddy taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mama and daddy taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mama and daddy taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mama and daddy taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mama and daddy taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father/mother!"

15. My mama and daddy taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mama and daddy taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mama and daddy taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mama and daddy taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mama and daddy taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mama and daddy taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mama and daddy taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My mama and daddy taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father/mother."

23. My mama and daddy taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mama and daddy taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mama and daddy taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, show, or fanfic; copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,", ElementalFantasyFairy,xBloomStarx, Immortal Wolf Lover

Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Funny or weird instructions

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." ~ Anita Blake

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."

If people are trying to pull you down, be proud of it because that confirms that you are above them. - anon

"If you're going to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting air." ~ Prof. G, Gundam Wing

Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction. Therefore, it destroys freedom. - Albert Camus

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Diplomacy is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Don't fear the tiger, it's not its fault that it wants to eat you! - Fenris to Merrill of Demons (DAII)

Keep your friends close, and keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. - Cpt. Jack Sparrow, PotC

You're mad! Well, that's good, 'cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work. - Lord Beckett and Cpt. Jack Sparrow, PotC

Four of you tried to kill me. One of you succeeded, - Jack Sparrow, At Worlds End

"And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat," Naruto told the remaining Genin from their observation room. "For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on," Kiba added with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression. - Master of Puppets, Naruto fanfic

"Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard. "Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence."

Sometimes 'The Majority' only means all of the fools are on the same side.

May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.

Forgive your enemies after they are slain.

One man having an imaginary friend is called a lunatic. Several men having an imaginary friend is called a religion.

"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" ~ Martin Luther King Jr

"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone." ~ Harriet Beecher Stowe

Well, it has been said that there is no grief like the grief that does not speak. - Henry W. Longfellow

Sometimes bravery is a quiet voice asking for help, when they don't think they'll receive it

Tell me, what is it like living in the perpetual haze of stupidity? ~ Hiei

All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afraid they'll die. If I attack, I'm afraid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you. ~ Urahara Kisuke, Bleach.

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'. ~ Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? - anon

Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. ~ Cpt. Jack Sparrow, PotC

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. ~ Tony Stark, Iron Man

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be. – Anon

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. ~ Altair Ibn La-Ahad, Assassin's Creed

None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me. ~ Rorschach, Watchmen

Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Incoming fire has the right of way. ~ Murphy's War Laws

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. ~ Murphy's War Laws

Weather ain't neutral. ~ Murphy's War Laws

Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you. ~ Murphy's War Laws

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything. ~ War Laws

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.~ War Laws

Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. ~ War Laws

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. ~ War Laws

There Is No Black or White in This World, There is No Good or Evil in Any Situation. There Is and Always Will Be Gray. - anon

"I'd almost say that sounds like concern coming from you"

"Yeah, well, don't get a big head or anything, but I'd be really annoyed if you went and died on us."

"Your concern is touching."

"I hear my heart is like gold."

"A lifeless, unfeeling, hard metal. Yes, I suppose that could describe your heart."

"Ouch."

~ Kagome & Tsume, Promises Under the Moon - BelleDayNight


I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think... where the hell is my roof...

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't knock on death's door ring the bell and run he hates that.

While at hogwarts i wil not : sing off to see the wizard when sent to the headmasters office.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Discovered by Team Dragon Star reviews
As Euphemia and Cornelia embraced Nunnally within their arms, Lelouch quickly realised that things were quickly going to change. With his secret out of the bag, can he maintain the Black Knights from the shadow of his elder sister?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,605 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B.
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
A Life I Don't Remember by aka TC reviews
Andrea falls and loses her memory. Established Mirandy. Well kinda... 'cause Andy don't remember it.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011
Questions by Arakan reviews
One by one question popping up and receive the answer, could Miranda and Andy survives till very end? Mirandy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,650 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
The Rise Of Evil by Bloom2000 reviews
Bloom is still having dreams of her past enemies and that they will take revenge on the winx. They are now powerful than ever and Bloom will have to face them, what will happen to the winx, will they win or loose ?
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Bloom, Winx Club
The Aftermath Of The Battle by Angel From Above Is Here reviews
Faragonda is crying after the battle on the grounds of Alfea. Althea finds her and gives her some advice. but what advice? And where will it lead the Headmistress? Read to find out! M rating is for the second chapter. May be precaution, may not be.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Fargonda, Griffin - Complete
Ruby Tinted Glasses by StormyFireDragon reviews
Harry has enough of the Wizarding world. Determined to have a better life, he hears the wills of his deceased relatives and moves to the United States, There he meets the X-Men. Harry/Scott Slash Rated M rating may go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,118 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Cyclops - Complete
Alice and the White Queen by Ellie S reviews
It has some spoilers from the movie. Its the same as the movie except that Alice and the white queen have a relationship, with added scenes. I don't own the characters just this version of the story. Rated t just because its slash, just to be safe.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
Aphrodite by AngeliqueKat reviews
On the eve of her first birthday, the new-born goddess Aphrodite is kidnapped. With no clues, the gods give up the search. What if Aphrodite is still well alive, and living as a normal teenager on Earth? Will she find out the truth about herself? T to M!
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bloom
Wizard Thief by whitetigerwolf reviews
A response to my own Harry Go Challenge. After his parents deaths, Harry is raised By Shego and Kim Possible. Upon his return to the wizarding world, a very diffrent Harry appears. Kigo. Harry/?. Bumped to M just to be safe. Fem!Harry OOC!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Shego
Harry Potter: The New Phoenix by CatWriter reviews
Lily and James lay asleep one night while Lily is pregnant, the child dies in the womb, a cosmic entity "The Phoenix" intervenes and the child is reborn as her child as well as that of the Potters. A new world is born. XMen crossover
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,071 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Harry P.
Book One: The Alchemist by Mystic Dragon reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter finds himself rescued from the abusive Dursley family and sent to live with his Aunt Trisha and her boys. But will Harry and Edward be able to find a cure for Al when an unparalleled evil is running around at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,702 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Advent of the Black Prince by Venath reviews
In 2013 a.t.b., a canceled appointment and a request from a Duke lead to two formerly-lost members of the Britannian Imperial Family being discovered in Area Eleven. Sometimes things don't go according to plan, but Lelouch was getting used to that.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Lelouch L.
Baby Alice by Mamma Russia reviews
Then the devastating thought struck. Alice was now the only child in Underland. The only child to survive. That's the day that I vowed to myself I would protect Alice with my life. Underland's Princess Alice. AliceXTarrant later on. Like, well later.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
SoF Outtakes by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
These are outtakes or scenes from my story Son of Flame that didn't make it into the story or what you the readers wanted.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2010
Surprise Mistletoe by Burakku's Shadow reviews
Everyone knows that mistletoe has a magical quality, and even the stingiest of teachers can’t resist a little magic—especially when somehow tricked into standing under said magical object.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jim M. - Complete
Harry Haunter by bluminous8 reviews
AU HP/Danny Phantom Crossover In the brink of Death after a severe beating, Harry awakens with strange new powers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P.
Shadow of the Night by ScarlettScribble reviews
Every halloween is the always same for Miranda, except this one, when things happen a little differently. Ok here we go, first ever vampire fic, Mirandy pairing...and will be smutty as always. My little gift to everyone for halloween!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008
War of the Worlds by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
Yes! This is War of the Worlds FMA style! Pretty much follows the movie WotW but I might make a few changes...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Edward E.
Dark Illusions by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
Edward finds a homeless little girl and asks Izumi to take care of her. When Izumi tells Ed to babysit her, things go horribly wrong. Violence, blood, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
The Sweetness of Blackmailing by iceboltmage reviews
Ed is a girl pretending to be a boy. Ed does not want anyone to know that he is really a girl. But one day Colonel Mustang finds out and all hell breaks out. READ&REVIEW!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Alternative Fullmetal Alchemist Series by Kagami no Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's set in an alternative universe exploring what might be different if Edward Elric was a female named Sara Elric. Mind you, there is alot of changes while some things will be kept and Sarah is not alot like Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2007
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Almighty by thesentence reviews
AU. Follow up to the Almighty: Prologue. My name is Edward Elric. My brother and I are not your typical alchemists. In fact, we're not your typical humans either... Chapter 14 now up! discontinued
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
Thunderstruck by Uchiha ninja reviews
Yet another Harry is thrown into Azkaban fic. He discovers he is descended from Cloud Strife! Mega crossover. Final Fantasy VII, W.I.T.C.H., Code Lyoko, Juniper Lee, among others. Self insert too. Dumbledore, Ron, and Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Harry P.
You're My Hero by lil noir neko reviews
It only took one to make everything go wrong. It only took one bullet to pull a torn family together and make the impossible quite possible.
Martin Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
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The Seas Chaotic Witch reviews
Tsunade Potter FEM!Harry is abandoned at the Dursleys at the age of 4 for her brother who is mistakenly thought of as the BWL and is sent to the land of One Piece to train even further. Good Dumbles and Dursleys, Goddess!Minerva Wrong!BWL Alive!Potters
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Luffy
Harry Potter is Jade EvansMunroe WHAT THE HELL reviews
Storm is a witch and mutant. Lily was a witch. They fell in love and had Harry who's really a girl named Jade. James Potter adopted Lily as a sister. Storm was told by Dumbles that Jade was dead now she knows the truth and she is pissed. Dumbles bashingM
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Storm/Ororo M.
Bloom raised by the Addams Familyoh sh reviews
Rated M cause of crude humor, suggestive themes, and paranoia. READ IT OR I'LL TELL STELLA YOU DESTROYED HER CLOTHS AND LET HER LOOSE
Crossover - Winx Club & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bloom
Was Abused but is now Loved reviews
An abused Alice finds her way to 'Wonderland' Starts at Mirana the White Queens palace AU Abused Alice MALICE M for future scenes and language. Pissed off Mirana. Going AboveLand to 'meet' Alices family.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
Bloom what! reviews
My insanity at its best. Rated M for content, gore, language, and implications. Oh yeah and slight crossovers with any shows or characters that you recgonize that may crop up.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bloom, Griselda
Bloom the Steam bender reviews
Faragonda and Griffin are married to one another with one daughter missing. Faragonda is a water bender and Griffin can bend fire so what are they to think when Bloom who is supposedly from Earth can bend both Fire and Water and their combination steam?
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Griffin, Fargonda
Harry Potter reads the books with a twisty turvy reviews
Is DEAD i can no longer find my motivation for this feel free to ADOPT though if you can stand Umbridge the Dumbledore tha goat boy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Amelia B., Harry P. - Complete
Martin Mystery MY way THE TRUTH reviews
M.O.M. has a son that was kidnapped a few days after birth and presumed dead and no it isn't Isaac Alexander, he doesn't appear in this fic and doesn't exist, her son looks nothing like her and now works for the center but its not who you might think read
Martin Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011
code lyoko MY way reviews
this is what i thought should have happened in Code Lyoko. It's somewhere in the first or second season. AU Y/U and O/S and A/J eventually. RATED M FOR MY PARANOIA
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Yumi I., Aelita S.
Harry Potter NO i'm Harry Jeepers WTH! reviews
i was reading the Bailey School Kids series noticed how much Mrs. Jeepers resembled Lily Potter nee Evans and thought 'Why the hell not'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bailey School Kids series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Wonderland Truths Revealed reviews
Alice wasn't born in Abovelands she was hidden there. Her real name Lily Miranda of Marmoeal daughter of the White Queen Mirana of Marmoeal now she's back. NOT A MALICE FIC ALICE/TARRANT ABUSED ALICE SONGS SMART BELIEVING ALICE PRINCESS ALICE
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K.
Scary Godmother The Truth about Hannah reviews
Just read it. I came up with this on Halloween after watching both the movies and getting on a sugar high. Abuse!Neglect! Hannah/Orson T for a reason
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/4/2011
WHAT THE reviews
I wrote this cause i am insane and i wanted to. Rated M cause of Paranoia, suggestive themes and crude misunderstood humor
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - DuFour, Fargonda
Bailey School Kids Halloween Songfic reviews
This is the reason i'm not aloud sugar cookies and coca cola at the same time. Enjoy i put it up early cause it's better than up late.
Bailey School Kids series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
SONGFIC TIME reviews
I LIKE SONGFICS, WINX CLUB, AND BLOOM BUT HATE SKY SO HERE IS THE RESULT! READ IT DAMMINT!
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bloom, Griselda - Complete
Winx Club reads the HP books Book One reviews
if you can't tell by the title then you need a brain scan. M for language, implied violence, and some scenes. MAJOR AU AND CRACK PAIRINGS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Bloom
Hogwarts and Gargoyles reads the books reviews
Why the hell not? Rated M for suggestive themes, implications, crude humor, and Language. Major AU Crossover and Bashing on Ginny Ron Molly and Dumbles fifth year
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Demona, Harry P.