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Name: Megan

Nick Names: Bewildered

Age: 14

Birthday: 5th January

Horoscope: Capricorn

Siblings: 1 Annoying Brother

Pets: 2 Cats, 1 Rabbit

Occupation: School Child (Year 9)

Fave Actresses: Jennette McCurdy, Hayley Kiyoko

Fave Actors: Nathan Kress, Jamie Kennedy, Adam Hicks

Fave Singers: Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Demi Lovato

Fave Bands: Paramore, You Me At Six

Role Model: Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift

Fave TV Channels: Sky Living, E4, Comedy Central

Fave TV Shows: Friends, Desperate Housewives, iCarly, Big Bang Theory, 90210

Fave Films: Cyberbully, Bandslam, Another Cinderella Story

Fave Songs:Demi Lovato Skyscraper. Taylor Swift Story of us, Dear John Avril Lavigne Best Damn Thing, Smile

Fave Quotes: "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game" A cinderella story

Fave Couples: Seddie,

Celeb Crushes: Nathan Kress, Jamie Kennedy, Adam Hicks

Personality: I'm crazy mental disturbed and i hit anyone who gets on my bad side. i also have an obsession with skittles hobos tornados polar bears and pregnant women so if i saw a pregnant hobo in a tornado with her pet polar bear i would freak out.

Embarrassing Fact: I'm 14 and watch Peppa Pig... sue me!!!



1. Turn your iTunes or iPod on shuffle.

2. For each question press next and that’s your answer.


1. What’s your motto?

Fall To Pieces- Avril Lavigne

2. What do your friends think of you?

Wish You Were Here- Avril Lavigne

3. What do you think about often?

Naked- Avril Lavigne

4. What is 2+2?

Someone To Fall Back On- Aly Michalka

5. What do you think of your best friend?

4 Real- Avril Lavigne

6. What do you think about the person you like?

What The Hell- Avril Lavigne

7. What is your life story?

Somebody- Lemonade Mouth

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

SuperStar- Taylor Swift

9. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

7 Things- Miley Cyrus

10. What do your parents think of you?

Cold As You- Taylor Swift

11. What will you dance to at you wedding?

Dear John- Taylor Swift

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Things I'll Never Say- Avril lavigne

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Superman- Moi

14. What is your biggest secret?

I Always Get What I Want- Avril Lavigne

15. What do you think of your friends?

If This Was A Movie- Taylor Swift

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Fifteen- Taylor Swift

17. How will you die?

hit The Lights- Selena Gomez

18. What is the one thing you'll regret?

I'm Yours- Jason Mraz

19. What makes you laugh?

Complicated- Avril lavigne

20. What makes you cry?

One Of Those Girls- Avril Lavigne

21. Will you ever get married

What About Me- Emily Osment

22. What scares you the most?

Unwanted- Avril Lavinge

23. Does anyone like you?

Nobody's Fool- Avril Lavigne

24. If you could go back in time and change one thing what would you change?

Never grow up- Taylor swift

25. What hurts the most?

Mine- Taylor Swift

26. What will you post this as?

Tied together with a smile (Taylor swift)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe that Gay people will go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

random survey

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

a wall

Without looking, guess what time it is:


Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?


With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Punk'd on TV

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

At a bus stop

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?


What are you wearing?


Did you dream last night?


When did you last laugh?

never I'm dead

What is on the walls of the room you are in?


See anything weird lately?

Yeah. snow bites

What do you think of this quiz?

I'm slowly dying inside

What is the last film you saw?

Cyber bully

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a polar bear

Tell me something about you I don't know:

I want a polar bear

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make it legal to have pet polar bears

Do you like to dance?

with polar bears

George Bush:


Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?


Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?


What fics do you demand all your fans to read?


My Friend recently killed herself due to bullying Repost this if you're against bullying.

She is skinny, I am not

She is tall, I am not

She is blonde, I am not

She is beautiful, so am I

She is perfect, So am I

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