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Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Holes, and Harry Potter.
Wotcher! My name is Gertrude, I live in Antarctica, and I'm 45,069,294,582. My parent's names are Princess Bumcharat and King Zetwargah. My intrests include obsessive alien watching with a telescope from McDonalds, cleaning the toilet bowl, and reading the dictionary.

Haha. Not really.

My name is Lyz, because Liz is boring and so is Elizabeth. I'm actually 13 and I live in possibly the most boring state in the world, Indiana. Yeah, it actually exists. Betsy says Kansas is boring too, but I wouldn't know because I don't know if it really exists or not. But North Dakota doesn't. It's a myth, like the Loch Ness Monster (or Nessie as she preferrs to be called).

Anyway, enough about me and onto my stories.

The two posted right now are on hold. I was revising Foxxy but I'm not in a Holes mood right now, so I'm saving that for when I am. Captain Obvious I like too, but I'm not in a PotC mood right now either.

So... what mood am i in do you ask?

Why, Harry Potter you silly goose.

Anyway, I have the first chapter of my story typed up and saved, but it doesn't have a title. Siriusly Disturbed is helping me think of one because she's more creative than me. And I'll pimp her fic, Ghostly Outcomes. Go read it @...

there we go. and your welcome aly

7.2.04. first chapter updated, and i've got a title... I LOVE YOU ALY! don't expect anything for a while, I'm goin to the rainforest and there ain't no computers there. Ha. Like i'd have time to update anyway.

9.3.04. decided to discontinue The Demons Within. Have started a new one, Whispered Voices, and chapter one should be up very soon as I'm going to columbus this weekend (AGAINST MY WILL) to go watch some 15 year old soccer star kid. don't like soccer (except for watching the hot guys) so I will most likely be reading the whole time.

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Ghostly Outcomes by Siriusly Disturbed reviews
Our story begins six years after Hogwarts, with the capture of Peter Pettigrew. At his trial, Harry Potter learns the very shocking plans of Lord Voldemort, but what if they're not what they seem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
My Last Breath by Arwennicole reviews
What if Jack didn't kill Barbossa in time when he aimed his pistol at Elizabeth? Well, read and review and find out. No flames please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/5/2004
Substitute Teacher by Dreamality reviews
Your teacher is out sick, and guess who your substitute teacher is? Why, none other than Captain Jack Sparrow, of course! Didn't you know he has a teaching degree?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004
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Ashes to Ashes reviews
Harry Potter: A very successful Auror, loyal friend, part-time teacher, and a big fan of Scandinavian Cuisine. Annie Kirk: An almost-average, gum chomping, second year Ravenclaw student with extraordinary powers. The Connection: Jet black hair, a l
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004
Foxxy reviews
Foxxy has been sent to every disciplinary camp in the US, and Camp Green Lake is the government's last resort. But when romance springs up, what will happen, and the call of her past is even stronger in Texas. RnR plz!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
Captain Obvious reviews
Take One careless and sarcastic female pirate, mix in an old friend named Jack, add a few stolen jewels and one very angry pirate crew and Indian cult and you've got yourself a pretty good pirates of the caribbean story! rr plz!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/4/2004