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Hey! Freedom wish here! I love creative writing, always have, always will. I'm just starting out so please don't me mean if your commenting! Oh and bout my profile pic, WINNIE GANG FTW WTF is UR PROBLEM WITH HIM?!
My fave shows are Glee, TVD, PLL.
My fave books are Twilight, House of Night, Hunger Games and Harry Potter.
My fave ships on glee are Matchel/Berryford, Samchel/Evanberry, Puckleberry, Cherry, Kurtchel/Hummleberry, Wes and Rachie, Jeff and Rachie, basicly all the Warblers. Oh and sometimes Finnchel. It depends. But it's mostly on the show. He's so stupid in fics...
Fave ships in TVD are Delena, Tyler and Caroline, Bonnie and Jeremy.
Fave ships in PLL are Toby and Spencer, Emily and Maya, Hanna and Caleb and Aria and Jason.
Fave ships for Twilight are Reneseme/Jacob, Bella/Jasper and Belle/Emmett
I don't read HoN fanfics so nothing here x)
Fave ships for Hunger Games is just Annie/Finnick. I don't read anything else.
I don't read HP fanfics either so I guess thats it for this!
I promise to remember
Bella Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember
Edward Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember
Jacob When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember
Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember
Esme When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the I am)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you have a stereotype that people point out find it! Some of these don't make sense!
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime, Pinkpigeontowa, TkMomijiOXkisaHiro, Xx-freedom-wish-xX
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile
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If you could read that put it in your profile
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, Pinkpigeontowa, TkMomijiOXkisaHiro, Xx-freedom-wish-xX
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, Pinkpigeontowa, TkMomijiOXkisaHiro, Xx-freedom-wish-xX
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!)
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you suffer from blood wrath, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile!
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you ever annoyed people just for fun copy this into your profile.
If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.
If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.
If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!
If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
95 percent of teenagers would be crying if Miley Cyruswas on the edge of the Rialto Tower.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
How to tell if you're a (good) writer...(Bold the ones that apply to you!)
1. If you constantly talk to yourself.
2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!
5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
7. If you know what writer's block is.
8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of criticism.
9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
13. If you memorized your keyboard.
14. If people think you might have A.D.D.
15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.
16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.
17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.
18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.
19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.
21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.
22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.
23. If you write stories based on your dreams.
24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.
25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.
27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.
28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)
29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...
Work vs Prison
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
So why is it, again, that we work?
1-Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!"
6-Start a fish stick fight
7-Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!"
9-Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-Attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-Throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-Walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...
Ways to Annoy Your Parents
-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.
1 - Follow them all the time
2 - Say "Muu" when they call you
3 - Pretend you got amnesia
4 - Keep walking backwards
5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"
6 - Run on the walls
7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear
8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"
10 - Run in circles
11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.
12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.
13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"
14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"
15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept
16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass
17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue
18 - Talk to a pen
19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.
20 - Pretend you're a viking
21 - Try to climb on the walls
22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"
23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn
24 - Do what they tell you to
25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."
26 - Eat non-eatable things.
27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"
28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."
29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"
30 - Chase an imaginary tail
31 - Demand your own telephone number
32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say
33 - Pretend you're 268 years old
34 - Stay upside down in your closet
35 - Pretend you're a telephone
36 - Try to swim on the ground
37 - Knock on their door all the night
38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities
39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"
40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand
41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"
42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"
43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"
44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"
45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!"
46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer
47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."
48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"
49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent
50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)
2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)
3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)
7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)
10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)
YOUR RAPPER NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Sometimes)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (NOT a morning person. I NEEDZ my sleep.)
You write fanfictions about the book. (Yuppers. Well does it count? It's based on the tv show... Damon's just... alive)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I've been trying for years. None listen :'( )
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Maybe once or twice...)
Everything reminds you of the book. (... Maybe)
You quote random lines all the time. (Guilty as charged)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I tried to bite my friend when she yelled at me)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (They wouldn't have to. Just compel the teacher to let them out early.)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I don't have an iPod, I have them on my phone)
You've got a book memorized. (Are you freaking insane?! The WRITER wouldn't be able to do that.)
You've read a book more than five times. (Not completely but yes I have.)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I'm kind of a freak...)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (I don't even know where they live, but I just gotta get this message out there, JACK WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?! YOU WERE THE NICEST! WHY?!)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Not murder, just seduce, is that so bad?)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH ME)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
Some laws are important, some laws are selfish, and some laws are just plain stupid. Let me show you some of the most ridiculous laws in world-none of this is made up-so I'm not promising all of this is 100 percent true:
(Note: just because it's here, doesn't mean you have to listen to it if you live there)
US Laws :
In Alaska, it is illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take its picture (but it's a lot easier to take a picture while running for your life)
Again, in Alaska, it's illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane (are moose even allowed on airplanes?)
In New York, Arizona, and Georgia, it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. (what if the donkey is trying to drown?)
In Idaho it is illegal to go fishing from the back of a camel or giraffe.
It is illegal to keep a pet tiger inside of a New York City apartment. (smh)
. In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking meter's time must be paid for. (what kind of law is that?)
In Bladwin Park, California, you are not allowed to ride a bycicle in a swimming pool (but it's fun to ride a bike while drowning)
In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder (but committing a murder IS?)
In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces. (then what do you call it?)
In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can't Last More Than Five Hours
In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands
. In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera. (poor poodle)
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend, Indiana. (I can't even believe monkeys can smoke cigarettes)
In Massachusetts it is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. (what?)
In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (where will you buy corn flakes when you run out during sunday?)
In Youngstown, Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. (then don't buy a car)
In Oklahoma, whale hunting is strictly illegal (note: there are no whales in Oklahoma)
Rhode Islands says it is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley. (er...no comment)
In Hawaii you aren't allowed to put coins in your ears (because that's the only place I put my coins)
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays. (I like peanuts)
When in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (who writes these?!)
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in New Orleans. (you shouldn't even be allowed to have an alligator unless authorized)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time in Alabama. (who would do that?)
In Alaska kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. (what if my kangaroo needs a haircut?)
Little Rock, Arkansas declairs it illegal for dogs to bark after 6pm (why not just ban dogs so nobody gets arrested?)
In Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name. (so if a baby tries saying the states name and mispronounces he will get arrested?)
Unmarried woman cannot parachute on Sundays in Florida.
It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday in Florida. (uh, what?)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Florida. (Is this like a Brittany quote from Glee?)
Minnesoda declairs that hambergers are not allowed to be eaten on Sundays (my brother wouldn't go to this state because he loves burgers)
Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. (most of the people that age can't even run anymore let alone ride a motorcycle)
Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. (a doctor?)
In Wyoming you may not take a photo of a rabbit in the month of June. (what kind of rule is that?)
In ancient Hawaii, it was illegal to smile. If you were caught smiling, you'd be exiled or even killed (what the fu...?)
Around the world: (Note: This is not meant to offend anyone, or any country.)
Flushing the toilet after 10 pm where the person lives in an apartment is illegal in Switzerland (that would stink if anyone uses the bathroom that time)
Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore unless you are doing it to help you stop smoking (little kids might want to smoke now because of that)
You are not permitted to leave your house without wearing underwear in Thailand. (How would you even know...?)
Donald Duck was once banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants. (poor Donald)
In the Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams. (it's useless since there's traffic everyday especially on Friday. It's awful for those people who have only one car because they can't use it once every week unless you can be quick and stealthy. And it's 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.)
In Victoria, Australia it is forbidden to wear hot pink pants after mid-day on a Sunday.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. (can we call a pig Bonaparte instead?)
Karate films were banned in Iraq in 1979.
In Canada, by law, 1 out of every 5 songs on the radio must be sung by a Canadian and in British Columbia it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found.
In Israel it is illegal to take a bear to the beach (what if a wild bear goes to the beach?)
In China it is illegal to rescue a drowning person. (so the drowning person can't rescue himself/herself either?)
Ten Reasons That Humans Are The Evilest Of All Animals:
1.) We are the only known species that abuses our own children
2.) Our dog would die for us, but we'd never die for them
3.) We hunt for fun
4.) We have caused more animals to become extinct then any other species
5.) We waste everything we have
6.) We take too many things for granted
7.) We ruin the planet without caring
8.) No other animals will kill another species unless it is for food, territory, to protect their food or children, self-defence, or if they feel threatened. We just do it for coats, boots, rugs, fun, sport, and other sick reasons
9.) Animals are better listeners
10.) As far as sciencetist know, they claim that we are the smartest species. Well think about this: if we are the smartest species, how come we need to use so many complicated machines to survive? Other animals have very little-if any technology, so why do we need to destroy the planet in order to 'survive'? If we really were so smart, why would we need all this stuff?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You wear the color pink (I swear I have like at least 3 pink t-shirts and a dress)
You like hanging out at the mall. (If I have company yea)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Never had one but I wanna.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Well if it's for me. Other wise I complain and moan like my life depended on it.)
On a totally unrelated thing, DARREN CRISS IS SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHAWT! MA SMOKIN HOT WARBLER (Well now New Direction) (AND POTTER DON'T FORGET POTTER) (GOD I AM LOSING IT! I'M ARGUING WITH MYSELF...ONLINE)! BUT STILL I LURVE YA DARREN!
SEE YA! MAI
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