Author has written 2 stories for Rio.
Age: Class of 2011 baby!!!
Hair color: Mostly black and dark brown but I keep finding strands of red and blond and white
Eye color: Dark brown
I like Supernatural, Assassin's Creed, InFamous 12, Journey, Flower, Flow, Rio, HTTYD, Naruto, Bleach, Transformers, Fool Proof, Fly Paper, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Big Bang, writing, reading, drawing, and most importantly playing video games.
I dislike People who put others down to make themselves feel better, really hot nights, Mary Sue's, and people that think that I'm childish for what I like to watch.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch while the world wonders how
Okie dokie! Oc's...
Coloring: Dark yellow with black on the end of all of his feathers and he has a black circle that takes up most of his face (Forgot to mention this in Life in Rio)
Family: He is the older brother of Nico.
Deformities: He has a problem with his tail feathers, they are unkempt and some are longer than others, which makes it hard for him to turn while flying. He also has bicromial disorder: one eye is red and the other is brown.
Personality: He is rarely happy. He likes being the center of attention and hates Nico for being in the spotlight. He enjoys putting others down (Nico in particular) to make himself feel better and he has a nasty habit of plotting.
An apple an day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't suceed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side, we have cookies.
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side, we have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side, hehe, sorry, but we ran out of pudding...
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate!
There are three types of people; those who can count, and those who cant.
History lesson: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Last night I lay in bed and look at the sky, and thought: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never been caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES!
Taste the rainbow- eat crayons.
There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
I ran with scissors- AND LIVED!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idioit- some part are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
You say phsyco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiciton of terms.
CUTE BUT PHSYCO- THINGS EVEN OUT.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me... Oh the fun to be had!
You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me.
What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience; "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DARNIT!"
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.
I'm not so good with the advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...
Ooops! Did my sacasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nevously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever... So far so good.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.
Embrace your inner rebel; DON"T SIT UP STRAIGHT!!!
You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I'M NOT WEIRD... JUST PLOTTING...
I don't obsess, I think intensly.
Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.
When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming in absolute terror, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never triend to slam a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
IT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY.
You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns.
Life was so easy when all boys had cooties.
I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line.
Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go??
Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.
Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien
I don't have a short attention sp- Ohhhh, look a kitty;
Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.
I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.
"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." - Luna Lovegood
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
"Hon, we live in a trailer park. Tackiness is our charm."
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred and George
A friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will take your ungraceful, muddy photo and send it to all of the people you know.
You always said tomorow would be a better day... ... ...I guess tomorow never came.
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?... No but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies?
You always said tomarrow would be a better day; I guess tomorrow never came.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names.
It's you and me against the world, we attack at dawn.
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but only 4 to reach out and punch them. HARD.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a squirrel with rabies.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use littler words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend.'
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Alright, here's how my stories are going:
Life in Rio: Completed
Life in America: Cancelled but adopted
Agent 3447: On Hiatus but will be continued at some point.
Other stories: Plenty of ideas, but no will to write them at the moment.
I have a book I'm writing, but even that's slow going it seems. If I ever get it to a good length I'll probably put it on fiction press.
If anyone gets the urge, you are welcome to nudge me if you want a story updated quicker. Can't promise anything, but it lets me know that people are still reading it.
Sorry for the quality of my stories, I look back at what I've written and my first thought is: I can't believe I put that on fanfiction.
Happy reading :D
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