Oddwen Floddball
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Joined 12-31-02, id: 318568
Author has written 27 stories for Lord of the Rings, Terry Brooks, Silmarillion, Matrix, Early Edition, StarTrek: The Original Series, Inheritance Cycle, and Harry Potter.

You're such an inspiration for the way that I will never ever choose to be...
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Hello there, you've reached Oddwen's fanfiction page. If you don't want to bother reading this lengthy bio, please note the "Hide Bio" link on the upper right of the page.

I am a very old young lady who lives in Montana. I love drumming and parodying, beading, reading, listening to music and staying indoors all day.

I also am in the process of voicing a parody of LotR. Part one can be checked out here, and part two here. Part three is in the final process of being edited.

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Ha ha ha, bless your soul / You really think you're in control?
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An Important Note:

Occasionally, I receive a review accusing me of "Not Reading the Book". This is not true. I have always read the book. Unless it's a t.v. series, in which case, there is probably not a book to read anyway, nor have I read it if it exists.
Otherwise, you can be assured that I am informed on all matters literary and cinematically.

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And if I can't make you love me, what do I have to do...to forget about you?
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The ubiquitous quotes:

Siste viator (Stay, traveler) ~Latin proverb, often would be inscribed on tombs.

Have you ever just stared at it? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious... ~Agent Smith, The Matrix

Cold be heart and hand and bone, and cold be sleep under stone:
Never more to wake on stony bed, never, til the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.
In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie,
till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land. ~The Barrowwight, out of Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien

Out of the formless stream of sad but horrible sounds, strings of words would now and again shape themselves: grim, hard, cold words, heartless and miserable. The night was railing against the morning of which it was bereaved, and the cold was cursing the warmth for which it hungered. ~J. R. R. Tolkien

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. ~Bumper sticker.

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! ~Me

So He lights candles hoping we'll see/Glimpses of Him in this mystery
That we'll leave shadows/And move towards the flame
As we move closer we'll see His face
~PFR, Face to Face

Though we're strangers still I love you/I love you more than your mask.
And you know you have to trust this to be true/though I know that's much to ask.
And though I love you, still we're strangers/Prisoners in these lonely hearts
And though our blindness separates us/Still a light shines in the dark.
And His outstretched arms are still strong enough to reach/Behind these prison bars/To set us free
~Rich Mullins, Peace

I can't imagine mastering the skills involved here without a clearer understanding of who's going to be impressed. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Me: I'm getting my special pen.
Sam: The one that's got glitter that goes everywhere?
Me: Yeah, poison glitter!

Apparently Lego can live again, but the laughter can't. ~Tookishly, of my story Legolas Dies

So fly away, and leave it behind / Return someday, with red in your eyes ~Breaking Benjamin, Away

I'm sorry, I can't eat that. I'm gogebic. ~Me, my Mom, and my sister

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Here is my song, listen if you will. But I have no heart for it anymore...
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Bands I like:

12 Stones, 10 Years, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Lostprophets, Muse, Blue Oyster Cult, Beatles, Wings, 64 The Tribute, Taproot, A Perfect Circle, The Exies, Our Lady Peace, America, Led Zeppelin, PFR, The Rutles, Queens of the Stone Age, Rich Mullins, TweakenAl, Evanescence, Stabbing Westward, Jennifer Knapp, Joel Hanson, Jethro Tull and more too, I'm sure.

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I see you waiting, lonesome lonely...
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And that's probably enough right now. I can see your brain is at an overload, so I'll let you read some of my stories...okay, then. That's good.
9/26/04

Hey all again. I'm here on the eve of my 20th birthday saying "hey". This should be a major step in my life. But will it be? I dunno.
Anyhoo, I'm going to try to get some major work done on "Swamp Thing" since I'm on vacation, plus I'm working on another sequel to "The Nose Knows". Hopefully it'll be better than the last sequel...
Anyway. Have a merry Christmas.
12/20/04

Halloooo! Just saying hello. I recently updated "legolas dies!", and have decided to re-write/vamp the Funniship before I go any farther. I'm rather stuck on the character of Dinosaur...I know where I'm going, but I need a map.
Anyway. That's all.
2/1/05

Yo! Well, I started re-writing the Funniship the other day, we'll see if it goes.
I've been accepted as a new humor admin over at ! Awesome, huh?
Updating LegDIES at the moment...catch you all later!
4/10/05

Hey, dudes! Been a while, eh? Well, here it is my 22nd birthday, I just uploaded my first Eragon parody. I've got a WoT possibly in the works, also working on my Sword of Landover story. I need to revamp that a bit, it's a bit ignorant of a few guidelines. Anyway, other news, I moved from Michigan to Montana in October, it's going well. Hopefully I can start writing again.
May your wit stay sharp!
12/21/06

WAZZAAAAP!! My new fanfiction, let me show you it.
Not much (anything) is going on in the FF front...I just write little one-shots here and there when the mood strikes me. Though my WoT story is nearly done...perhaps when the final book comes out, I'll be inspired to finish that.
Welp, read and enjoy.
7/14/07

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The Heroes Parody Project by Spencer44 reviews
This week: The final chapter of the volume/story. Peter is trapped in a time rift, Fox is back and has Noah, Elle, and Mohinder held at gunpoint, hell is about to break loose and Nathan and co. are thrown in the middle of it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,719 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Llama Song Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Durza's Pancakes! by TheWitchesOfTrayil reviews
Just read it!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007
Eragon Rewrite by EvenMyOldUsernameWasTerrible reviews
In an attempt to save her own sanity, T.B. rewrites Eragon in order to fit with her exacting standards. Unfortunately she's just plain strange, so the story is bound to be the same.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood by deadthingsdontfly reviews
What would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood show? Eh... weird? PG for puppetviolence
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Smith, A. - Complete
Eeraggin' and the USSUWFnFDish Adventure! by The Girly Man reviews
Eeraggin' is going on an adventure... to get the unnecessary letters out of his name! What kind of adventure? An Ultra Super Special Utterly Wonderful Fabulous n' Fantastic Dragonish Adventure that wouldn't fit in the title!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Four Redwall Parodies by saber-otter reviews
Another parody added after more than a year of silence! Now in addition to your standard Redwall, Salamandastron, and Slave Parodies, prepare to watch the Revenge Tale be mocked as well!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004
The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly by Crystal-One reviews
Captain’s Log, star-date… uh… star-date… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a time-traveling cheese sandwich! (And that is how it began. Read at your own
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
The Saga of Lloyd Trilby by Gellert-The Irish Wolfhound reviews
How lasting is the link between a Wizard and his Hat? When Lloyd Trilby goes missing, Gandie finds out just how much his hat means to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Gandalf
Treasures by BellaMonte reviews
AU - Gossip ran through the Shire that Bilbo Baggins possessed a great fortune in the depths of his home. Several ruffians attempt to seize that fortune by kidnapping his beloved nephew and holding him for ransom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,382 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
That Legolas, Man! by leggy-stinks reviews
Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G.
Nasty Hobbitsess by Iorhael reviews
The last, last, last chapter! What happened to Merry? And most of all, Frodo? And Sam, would he finally get to meet his beloved master? If you love them, be nice to me and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 104,947 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Frodo B.
Pippin The Fruit by Vana E reviews
Pippin's lost his memory. Romance coz three lovely hobbit lass's come into the picture, and by all chances, they are Merry, Sam's and Pippin's future betroths. Eek, Poor poor Pippin. I am a terrible updater...tsk tsk (REVEIW)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Gandalf's Bane aka Legolas by leggy-stinks reviews
Gandalf and Legolas stuck together on a mountain ooh, I wonder what'll happen! If you're wondering the same and even if you're not, then read and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
The Fellowship of the Moms by Madam Pablova reviews
(I guess its an AU) Legolas, Boromir and Aragorn's Moms appear and torture them with their Motherly ways. *laughs evilly*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Pippin's Wonderfully Splendid Day by leggy-stinks reviews
Pippin's having a very productive day, humiliating Legolas along the way! Please read and review! Thanks, all! ^_^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T.
The Lord of the Oops by Haleth reviews
Saruman causes the Fellowship members to switch bodies!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
The Fellowship visit Rivendell again by Vladivos reviews
Expect randomness (read the reviews if you want confirmation of this)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002
Clue by Lthien Arnatuil reviews
Spoof of the movie "Clue" with the Lord of the Rings characters. Expect insanity and chaos. R/R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Whodunit? by Luthien Tinuviel reviews
Well, it's a Murder Mystery Weekend thing in Rivendell, and all the characters have to get switched around. Talking breakfast and an Elf of Rivendell!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002
Webprofiles! by MuffinGirl reviews
Looks like the LOTR characters found a profile website. Lets take a look shall we? (Pretty funny! Please review!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002
The Swear Box by Roh reviews
Elrond, Glorfindel, and Erestor are confused. Zaniness ensues. [awaiting rewrite]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Elrond
The Tale of the Insane Old Hobbit by Teh Jessica reviews
Just a little monologue with everyone's favorite Mad Old Baggins. His views on Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, the S-Bs, Galadriel, Gollum, and the Ring. Any grammer issues are intentional. Chapter 2: Frodo's veiws on the afore mentioned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Bilbo B., Frodo B.
TEIHSVPDOSAKATFE by RRP reviews
Translation of title: The Extremely Informative, Highly Secret, Very Personal Diary of Sauron, AKA The Flaming Eyeball
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Sauron
Surrender the Child by The Phantom reviews
"What would you ask of me? My firstborn son?" A smile curved His twisted lips. "Exactly." A dark tale about a dark and stormy night and one terrible contract... signed in blood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Grima W.
In the Mines of Moria by Salysha reviews
A spoof on the Fellowship trying to find their way through and out of the Mines of Moria. Gimli honors dwarven traditions to the dismay of Legolas; Gandalf the Grey does not fall in Moria but a little later... Vaguely ambiguous.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Gandalf, Gimli - Complete
Not Another One! by CleopatraVII reviews
Ok, it has been done, but plz try this anyways! Gandalf is paranoid, Frodo is tempermental...wat more could happen? Plz R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Frodo B.
More Escapades by ClariceTook reviews
Merry and Pippin have more mischevious endeavors! All I can say about it is this:
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
The Ring by gilbo reviews
Confusion is okay
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
I Have Fallen and I Can't Get Up! by Disturber of the Peas reviews
Legolas has fallen in the mud! Oh, what shall he do?! What will his FRIENDS do?? A story with a moral, only rated PG because there's one swear word in it and I couldn't stand writing something rated G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2003
Kidnapping of an Elf by Forestsilver reviews
Saruman decides to kidnap Legolas and baits a trap with a bottle of Herbal Essences. The rest of the Fellowship must go to rescue him! But will they be able to, or will Saruman's powers and Legolas's blondeness foil their plans? Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Legolas
If They Had Computers by Twist reviews
A little blurb from yours truly. Please forgive it if you don't like it, staying up until 12:15 and listening to Jimmy Buffet is not good for you . . . The title's pretty much self-explanitory.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Complete
Monty Picard & the Holy Dilithium Crystal by Q reviews
A reenactment of Monty Python & the Holy Grail with the replacement of Star Trek characters and situations. A bit of every ST series in here.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2001 - Published: 7/4/2000
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Harry Potter and the Horrible Ending reviews
A short, painful end for Harry. K for repeated uses of the Avadra curse. The series should really end like this, it'll make millions more than it would have anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Voldemort, Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Ghost of Brom reviews
I was tired and got bit by a plotbunny. Just a silly little parody of the first Eragon book. Warning: don't get your eye poked out by a pun. Minor violence & tight leather.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Legolas DIES! reviews
I find ways to kill Legolas. Or he finds them himself. Not for the squeamish. Now added: More spidery goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas
Oddwen's Song Parodies reviews
Parodies are fun. SONG parodies are also fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
To sleep, perchance to MAKE IT STOP! reviews
There are those stories that facinate us. That make us want to do better, or inspire us to higher things. That capture the very spirit of the characters that are written. This story is NOT one of them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Return of the Swamp Thing reviews
(What is written of) The conclusion of the strange yet wonderful journey of Hoho Flaggins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2004
The Sword of Landover reviews
Updated. It's a crossover with all the TB universes. Ben thinks he's Nest Freemark, Walker Boh: Detective, and Findo wants YOUR autograph.New chapter!
Terry Brooks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Gary vs Free Beer
Gary sings part of "Time". And other clichés.
Early Edition - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 12/3/2003
Legolas, Cheeto's, Black Plague and DWARVEN SPIES reviews
Winner of the Inter-Realm Parody Contest over at CoE. A parody of Legolas's part at the Council of Elrond. Slight Leggy-bashing does occur. (And you knew it would)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Legolas
Aragorn son of Arathorn: Detective reviews
A random diary exerpt, only slightly wackier. From the eve before he leaves the stone of Erech.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2003
A Bar Full of Inebrei reviews
An atypical evening at the Green Dragon, in which Sham and Mischter Foofoo, tee hee, are drunk and sing. An exercise for my plot bunnies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Two Cowards reviews
Pt. 2 of The Funniship of the Ring. Hoho's wondrous adventure continues. My apologies for my negligence. Now added, a sneak preview of Return of the Swamp Thing!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003
Goo Goo Kachoob, Mr Anderson reviews
Sarodies to fit the Matrix universe.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
The Nose Still Knows reviews
The Nose returns for revenge, this time taking Gandalf...and it's finished. I'm done with it. Yay. I'm so happy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
LotR '99 reviews
The fellowship-Boromir+Arwen are WARPED to 1999! *Happy 4th Anniversary!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
Gandalf's Diary reviews
The diary of Gandalf the Grey *written by Pookie* V. funny! This ties in with Pippins & Aragorns, look in my stories in my profile. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Gandalf
Aragorn's private diary reviews
The diary of Aragorn. Yes, I know it's been done before. But this is different. NO REFERENCES TO THE VSD'S AND NO SLASH!!! YAY!!! Mostly book events, and spoilers for later chapters. There's only one word to describe it: STUPID. :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Aragorn
Dumb Personified via Frodo Baggins reviews
Frodo is clueless, Gandalf is preoccupied, and Harvey is...there. I revived it! Yahoo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
A Love Song For Pippin reviews
Pippin sings to his love, his one and only.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
Strider's Ballad reviews
The ballad of Strider the Ranger, sort of. *Written by Pookie*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003
What Pippin Saw reviews
What Pippin saw one night in Lórien. *Written by Pookie*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003
The Real Reason For All You Can Eat Food Buffets reviews
The real reason for all you can eat food buffets in the Shire. *Written by Pookie*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Peregrin T.
An Interlude reviews
An interlude into Par's life somewhat after talismans
Terry Brooks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003
The elf who wouldn't share reviews
All is not quite well in Doriath...and now all is not well in Mîm's cave...and now all is not well with Glaurung.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
The Funniship of the Ring reviews
The first part of the strange yet wondrous adventure of Hoho Flaggins and his so-called friends is finished! Look to The Two Cowards for pt. 2!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
Party at Elrondie's House reviews
Elrondie throws a party. Unfortunately, he forgot himself and invited hobbits. Finished at last. PG for slight Leggybashing... *Not an update alas! Just fixed a typo in Ch. 3*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
The Nose Knows reviews
Oh my, what IS the matter with Merry's nose? Could it be...evil? Can Pippin stop it in time? *Sequel to be posted May 1st!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003
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