MaximumRideFangLover97
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Joined 08-22-11, id: 3187297, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Warriors, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Lorien Legacies, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and Uglies.

Hey! I'm MaximumRideFangLover97, or just FangLover. Either one's just fine. I have a few freinds on this site (if you want to read some really good stories, go check their's out!). They are:

KittyShadesTs: 2 stories:
Glee: 1
Harry Potter: 1

oOStarryEyedOo: 25 stories:
Sisters Grimm: 11
Glee: 3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 3
Maximum Ride: 2
Sonny With a Chance: 4
Gallagher Girls: 1
Clique: 1

OoOBubbletasticOoO: 6 stories
Warriors: 2
Maximum Ride: 3
Hunger Games: 1

And of course, there's my stories (12 of them):
Warriors: 2
Inheritance Cycle: 1
Maximum Ride: 3
Hunger Games: 1
Crossovers: 5

My possible stories (may show up any time from tomorrow to three years from now):
Why Didn't They Learn? (Lord Of The Flies): The ship sinks. They get stuck on yet another island. And... The same exact thing happens.
He Was There (Inheritance Cycle): Roran was there when Eragon found Saphira's egg, and he follows him and Brom, then Murtagh, to the Varden
A Face From the Past (Twilight): Edward had never returned to Bella. But now, twenty years later, she lives a happy life with Jacob. Then she sees a face from the past, one she thought she'd never see again. One he thought she'd forget.

Go check me out on FictionPress. My penname there is ReaderWriter1616. I have one story.

My faves:
Favorite Song: Paradise, by Coldplay and You and Me, by Lifehouse are my two favorites right now. It may be different next week, though.
Favorite Band: LIFEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Singer: Lead singer of Lifehouse, Jason Wade. Who else?
Favorite Pastime: Reading and writing.
Favorite Food: Anything from the sea, except scallops. Especially lobster and mussels.
Favorite Book: I don't have a favorite book. The books I like are all part of series. They are: Warriors, by Erin Hunter. Mortal Instruments, by Cassandra Clare. Lorien Legacies, by Pittacus Lore. Inheritance Cycle, by Christopher Paolini. Maximum Ride, by James Patterson. Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins. Pretty Little Liars, by Sara Shephard. The Lying Game, by Sara Shephard. Sisters Grimm, by Micheal Buckley. Percy Jackson and the Olympians, by Rick Riordan. The Heroes of Olympus, by Rick Riordan. Shiver, by Maggie Steifvater. Beautiful Creatures, by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl. I think that's it, but there's probably more that I forgot.
Favorite Color: Umm... Hot pink, maybe?
Favorite Animal: Wolves. Definately wolves.
Favorite Movie: I don't have just one. There's Footloose (the new one), Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Part 1, Beastly, I Am Number Four, Soul Surfer, The Sorceror's Apprentice, Eragon, and all of the Harry Potter movies. The movie The Darkest Hour looks really good, too, but it's not out yet.
Favorite Website: It's a tie between FanFiction and FictionPress.
Favorite Actor/Actress: ALEX PETTYFER!!!!!!!!!!!! He's so hot...
Favorite TV Show: Survivor or American Idol, probably. There might be a couple more, but I can't think of anymore right now.

103 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I don't own)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Walk up to random people and ask them where the lederhosens are.

17. Leave a gun on the floor where they keep the anti-depressents, and a trail of ketchup leading to the nearest exit.

18. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and placing them at strategic locations.

19. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

20. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

21. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

22. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

23. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

24. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

25. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

26. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

27. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.

28. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

29. Play with the automatic doors.

30. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

31. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

32. Repeat #31 in the jewelry department.

33. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

34. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

35. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

36. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

37. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

38. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

39. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

40. TP as much of the store as possible.

41. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

42. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

43. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

44. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

45. Take bets on the battle described above.

46. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

47. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

48. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

49. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

50. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

51. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

52. Two words: "Marco Polo."

53. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

54. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

55. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

56. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

57. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

58. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

59. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

60. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

61. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

62. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

63. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

64. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

65. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

66. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

67. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

68. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

63. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

64. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

65. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

66. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

67. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

68. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

69. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

70. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

71. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

72. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

73. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

74. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

75. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

76. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

77. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

78. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

79. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

80. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

81. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

82. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

83. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

84. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

85. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

86. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

87. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

88. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

89. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

90. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick, so I snuck my friends dog in Walmart, and he did it! So, that counts!)

91. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

92. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

93. Rearrange items as you see fit.

94. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

95. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

96. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

97. Do #96 but with the same sex (not recomended).

98. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

99. Follow someone until they notice.

100. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

101. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

102. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here

103. Hide in a clothing rack with an alarm clock (preferably one of the ones that rings). Set the alarm clock to go off in a couple seconds, but when it goes off DO NOT PRESS THE SNOOZE BUTTON. Wait until someone comes looking for the source of the noise. When they are about two racks away, turn the alarm off. wait until they walk away, then repeat. Keep doing this until someone finds you, then hold the alarm clock up and look at it, saying, "I think there's a cricket in here!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things.

HOW TO BE ANNOYING IN AN ELEVATOR (I don't own)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say "DING" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere
If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.
If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.
If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled:I've pulled a Fang, Iggy (several times. I tend to miss huge objects right in front of me because I'm reading, brainstorming, or just plain not paying any attention to anything but my own little world), Nudge, and Angel

If you dip your french fries in you milkshake, copy this to your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever pranked a parent, teacher, or both, put this on your profile.

If you have a crush on 1 or more fictional characters, paste this on your profile.(you know who you are ;D)

If you have a ton of random copy and paste thingys on your profile, heres another for the collection

If you've ever randomly sniffed a marker to see if you get can get high off it, put this on your profile

If your reading this right now, put this on your profile.

If you love all things "cute 'n fluffy", copy this to your profile

If you've ever run into a glass door, copy this onto your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair in school, put this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you read peoples profiles looking for something to copy and paste on your profile, put this in your profile... cause you've been looking for it.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this on your profile.

If you've read The Sisters Grimm and think Puck and Sabrina should just get to-friggin'-gether already, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them breathing was uncool. Copy this on your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you ever read past 2 in the morning, copy this on your profile.

If you think guys with foriegn accents are AWESOME, paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (screaming counts)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people say you read too much, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have super powers, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend(s) are insane, put this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.


If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.


If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashingliquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why test results that state you have a deadly disease are called 'positive' results?

ThingsToConsider

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
· Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn’t it be "Some things in moderation"?
· Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn’t it be a "near hit"?
· How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Life is uncertain... eat dessert first.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

I ran with scissors, and lived!

A day without sunshine is like...Night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em... you're screwed

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

--Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.

--My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

--Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (Noooooo!!!! You said You-Know-Who's name!!!!)

--Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

--I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (cough Katie cough)

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

--Being mature is overrated.

--Being weird is like being normal, only better.

--I see regular people!

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

--Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

--Smile... it confuses people.

--Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

--I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

--Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

--Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

--I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

--One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

--I don't obsess, I think intensely.

--Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

--Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me in the face.

--Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

--Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

--An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

--You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your sorry butt.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We messed up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JACOB BLACK!

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

F-O-O-L-I-S-H-N-E-S-S
615151291981451919 = 141

AND, look how far butt kissing will take you.

B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
221202011919199147 = 130

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the foolishness and butt kissing that will put you over the top.

30 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" andpush them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-start a fish stick fight
6-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
7-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
8-Get some friends together and have cart races
9-Nonchalantly sit in someone's cart.
10-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
11-slip a bra and a lacey pinkthong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
12-attempt to fly off a high shelf
13-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
14-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
15-Create a group hug if there's a long line at the check out
16-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
17-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
18-While handling guns in the firearm department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
19-Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
20-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
21-Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
22-Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
23-Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
24-Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
25-Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
26-When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
27-Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
28-Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
29-Lay down in the cereal aisle and beg for captain crunch.
30-Standin front of a blank tv andas people walk by whisper, "Shh, this is my favorite part" then break down crying or laughing or both.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Little late, don'tcha think?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Just like everything else in this crazy messed up world we live in... Sigh...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I don't think anyone will ever think of doing that)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (No! Cause I'm using it to stay awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Wait... What?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No! Really? I didn't know!!!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Oh, joy. REAL fake bacon is SO much different than FAKE fake bacon)

A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If she isn't there the first time you need her, chances are you won't be needing her again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."

"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Love your enemies! It really ticks them off"

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn"

when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people

"Being normal is for freaks."

Live life to the Max and have the Ride of your life.

Live fighting, to die free, to live free, to die fighting

When life gives you hell, you charge in with a bucket of water.

The best way to stop a war is to fight it (which is true this day and age)

To know the dark you need to know the light.

Flames burning, heads turning, I'm crashing and burning.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste this into your profile. This is from Fang's Blog.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!

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„øº ROCKS!!ºø„
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I like hardcover books, because every time someone says that reading is stupid, I smack them with whatever book I have on hand.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You would too if you hit a little bit harder.

The only thing better than chocolate is a good friend with chocolate

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them into Life's eyes and see how Life likes lemons then!

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

Tough times never last, but tough people do

Imagination is more important than knowledge

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

On a scale from Waldo to Anne Frank, how good was that hiding spot?

"Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, Wingsthatfly, MaximumRideFangLover97

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

List your top ten favorite Maximum Ride characters in no particular order.

1). Fang
2). Max
3). Total
4). Ari
5). Nudge
6). Ella
7). Dr. M
8). Angel
9). Jeb
10). Akila
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No
2. Do you think three is hot? How HOT?
No. Once again, no.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I think it's supposed to be the OTHER way around...
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
nope
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
No! THAT'S HER MOM!!!!
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
If I had to pick, then four/eight (only cause the other choice is Ari and Jeb), but I don't think I have to, so neither
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
NO! ANGEL WILL NEVER DATE TOTAL!!!! SO DR. M WILL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT A SECRET RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TOTAL AND ANGEL BECAUSE IT WIL NEVER HAPPEN! EVER!!!! NOT UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD! Wait... They do mate in one of my stories, but that's a Warriors/Maximum Ride crossover story so it doesn't count!
8. Make a summary of at least ten words for a two/six fic.
What if Ella was the first member of the flock? Then Max? What would happen? Would Max still be leader?
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
no.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
The Death of Max
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?
Ari doesn't want to kiss Fang. He wants to KILL Fang
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Umm, I don't think so...
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
I don't know! "Who Let the Dogs Out", maybe?

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. (had my phone for four years now. still gotta memorize my number)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. (hmm... how many times have i done that today? 5? 10?)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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YOUR REAL NAME:
Hollie
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Hollizzle
OUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)
Pink Wolf
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Marie Deanville
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
Stama
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Purple Rootbeer
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your middle name)
Oamamse
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)
Estel James
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Coal

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

11/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
17/25

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
no not really
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
no but I did scream, "No! Ari! Don't go!"
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
duh.
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
r-e.
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
And every time I hear it on the news. It seems to be a very popular last name in China...
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
who wouldn't?
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in Max?
I don't squeal.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
no but I wanted to. I was in class, though, so I didn't.
9. Who is your favorite character?
FANG!!!!
10. Do you like Jeb?
No.
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
was i supposed to?
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
TFW IS THE MOST BORING BOOK IN THE WORLD!!!! MAX IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! I HATE YOU TFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
huh? what are you talking about?
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports, even though Ari dies and I loved him.
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
umm... Oh! that song that goes, "I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly, I'll do what it take till I touch the sky." I can't remember the title.
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
no
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
A person in the world of mr (I don't really care)
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
no
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
IT WAS BORING AND POINTLESS AND STUPID AND A FILLER AND USELESS AND A WASTE OF PAPER (YEAH, BRIGID, WHAT NOW? YOU WASTED SEVERAL TREES! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?! :) LOL) AND BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH, AND THE WORST BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF BAD BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And did I mention that it was boring?
20. MIGGY or FAX?
FAXNESS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moments by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
The best parts of life are not full memories. Sometimes, they are just moments, scraps of time and pieces of your life that you never want to forget and wouldn't trade for the world. Each person has some. These are the Grimm's.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 287 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G.
The Future of Us by CotedeKatic reviews
Ziva is gone, but that doesn't change Tony's feelings about here wants her he back , nothing is the same without her. Meanwhile Ziva goes on a quest to find her true self, exploring her past in Mossad and NCIS. Her feelings for Tony linger, did she make the right decision in letting him go? TIVA. Picks up at the end of Past, Present and Future. Will Ziva ever come back to Tony?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Anata's Story by InvaderQix reviews
Anata was never that ugly. She wasn't a natural born Pretty either. She had a friend named Kari, but when Kari became pretty, she abandoned Anata. Now it's Anata's turn to become pretty. She's determined to remember her new friend Monika. She also wants to be the most beautiful Pretty in all of New Pretty Town. But what if beauty and friends aren't enough? What if she wants more?
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Tally Y., Dr. Cable - Complete
Dying Ambitions: Book 1 of Taking Flight by Miryam Lea reviews
Bat has just joined Thunderclan, but danger has been stalking her and many wish her dead. Secrets of the past that have never been uncovered haunt her clanmates, struggling to stay hidden, and rivalries that have deep roots, deep enough that they may never be set free, threaten the forest. She soon realizes that her life is in danger, and those that she loves will pay dearly.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Nightfang Potter: Trophy Of Fire by Cody The Pikachu reviews
Now in his fourth year at the Forest, Nightfang Potter must participate in an ancient tournament that's filled with danger and mystery. But behind it is an enemy threatening to resurface. Will Nightfang find the strength to endure the pain and fight to be top cat? Rated T for language, blood, and violence. Movie/book Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 216,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wildfire's Story Book 1: Acceptance by Cody The Pikachu reviews
A kit is born into ThunderClan, yet he is different from the others: he doesn't really play with other kits and he cries when one warrior scolds him too harshly. Is he fit enough to even be a warrior? Rated for violence. Autism fanfic
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
The Children of the Flock by puddingtalk reviews
The Flock's kids are some of the many experiments existing in the post apocalyptic world Max left them with. But instead of saving the world their purpose is to save themselves from dying of starvation/dehydration. So when the new flock goes on a mission to steal water, they find a secret that will change the world forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011
Will of Fate by Legolas0 reviews
When Harry vanishes off the face of the Earth, Europe crumbles into anarchy. Now, with Voldemort in charge, can Hermione and Ron trust a red dragon and his Rider to help them save their world? H/R, H/G
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Murtagh
Things To Believe by Okami Endless reviews
When Riley, a 7th grader who is a big warriors fan, wakes up, she finds herself as a cat and in the warriors world. She joins ThunderClan and finds out just how hard clan life can be... Rated T for safety
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
Retracing Steps by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
The year is 2051, and Robin Goodfellow has just committed suicide. He's left one angry wife, two confused kids, and one crazy mystery. Follow Danielle and Katie Goodfellow as they discover the secrets of their father's past.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Puck
Warrior Legends: Battle at Midcreek by Sarafina Knowles reviews
On a hot greenleaf day, when two kits beg for a story, the legend of a cross-Clan apprentice, the son of a leader, and a monster in the ranks of their Clan is told as we go far back, to days of Clans ruled by lions, panthers, tigers, and cheetahs.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,464 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010
Maximum Ride: Next Generation by Books-Broadway-Love reviews
The title says it, the Flock has kids, and most grow up with normal lives. That is until something jurrastic happens, and their worlds get changed forever. Bad summary. Way better story. Written with MaximumRideFangLover97.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Nightfang Potter And The Prisoner Of Alcatraz by Cody The Pikachu reviews
During his third year at the Forest, Nightfang Potter must face up against the devious and dangerous warrior responsible for the deaths of his parents. Book/Movie X-Over. Rated T for language, blood, and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,411 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What if spottedleaf didnt die? by Jaggedlightning has a Bazooka reviews
Title says it all, what if she DIDN'T die? OFF HAITUS BOO-YEAH looking for a beta PM me if interested. Flames accepted but no flaming about the pairing if you want to do that, go to the complaint depertment located in my fourms on my profile. Have fun.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Firestar, Spottedleaf
Being Normal's Not So Easy by ecStarz reviews
When Max gets captured after being shot out of the sky and becomes 'normal', it's up to Fang and the flock to help her remember everything. After they find her, that is. Will Max want to be found and turned back into the Avian-American we all know and love? Read and find out... I accept anonymous reviews.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Max, Fang
There's Something Different About You by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Alec starts behaving strangely after a rather nasty encounter with a demon. Yeah I know, summary sounds kinda sucky..but the story's actually good.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Skyclan's Journey by Let The Wings Soar reviews
Skyclan has been chased from the forest that has been their home for generations. Can Hailstorm help bring his clan to safety? Or will he too lose faith in Starclan? Discontinued.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011
Feathers by Let The Wings Soar reviews
Greykit is just a normal kit who wants to become a warrior one day...or is he? When a strange urging leads him into the mountains, he begins to realize the truth of his story. Discontinued.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011
Jace's Side of the Story by KatFisch reviews
City of Bones through our most beloved golden boy's eyes... City of Bones in Jace's POV.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011
Fang's Angel by Books-Broadway-Love reviews
A short little one-shot of Fang and Angel talking about hope for Max to forgive and start loving Fang again. Takes place in the middle of Angel. The story's better than this lame summary. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Angel, Fang - Complete
Pawn of the Stars by PurpleVNeck reviews
Dawnpaw is a new apprentice of ThunderClan, at odds with her uncaring mentor. Sootpaw is an arrogant apprentice of ShadowClan. When they find their minds inexplicably linked, the pair must question all they hold to be true, including StarClan themselves.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,325 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Next Generation: Blu's Story by Books-Broadway-Love reviews
Like Aaron's Story, this is a sister story to Maximum Ride: Next Generation. But this is the story of Blu Jay, Amber's best friend who died when their bus crashed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
Car Ride Conversations by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
"What the heck is a 'snoze?" "... Sneeze in past tense?" The Grimm kids go for a ride. Chaos ensures. Rated T for a minor swear reference.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
Special with a Crippled Heart by Flarefirered reviews
Tally saved the world, but who's there to save Tally from herself? Aya can only watch as Tally's broken heart eats at her like uncontrolled nanos. Maybe the only one who can mend Tally's crippled heart is that boy she kissed. Post-Extras. TallyxZane.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Tally Y., Zane
Exiled by Glowing-Emberzzz reviews
Fireheart gets exiled for going behind Bluestar's back so he decides to join Bloodclan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,262 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Firestar, Sandstorm - Complete
Nightfang Potter and the Cavern of Secrets by Cody The Pikachu reviews
When the Cavern of Secrets is opened at the Forest, young apprentice Nightpaw Potter finds himself in danger from a dark evil that has been released once again into the school. Book/Movie X-Over. Rated T for blood, language, and violence. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,212 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Jayfeather and Willowshine by KPublisher reviews
A Jayfeather and Willowshine love story! Rated T just in case!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jayfeather, Willowshine
Mossfire's Destiny by Books-Broadway-Love reviews
This story is mainly OCs, but you'll still see a lot of some familiar cats. So this is a good compromise for those who like OC stories and those who like non-OC stories. Summary inside.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011
Leaves of Snow by Snowystorms reviews
Two cats are destined to change the future of the clans forever as prophecies are unearthed, their loyalty will be tested as danger seeks them behind every corner.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011
Robin Weasley, Year Three by DWgeek2010 reviews
Robin's back for her third year at Hogwarts. Not only does she have to deal with classes, now comes boy troubles. Don't read if you haven't read the first two!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,464 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Blood Kin by Praise You In The Storm reviews
She is his daughter. The daughter of an assassin. Why than does she wish to join WindClan, if she has chosen the path of her father?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,539 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
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Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
A New Power by Dawnheart98
Many moons after the Clans have first been firmly established, life continues smoothly. Soon, the world of the Clans will turn upside down with a new, unknown force. Only five young cats have the power to save the Clans from destruction. Can they do it?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,151 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
From Twolegs to Four by Mistcloud-star reviews
What happens when a Warriors fan suddenly finds herself as a cat in the middle of ThunderClan territory?Read to find out!Rated T for possible violence.Inspired by 'I'm a Clan Cat' by GardevoirLove4ever. COMPLETE! JayXMist, JayXOC, JayfeatherXOC
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
A Different Side by Murrica reviews
Brokenstar's past was not a pleasant one. Is that enough to justify his actions?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Brokenstar - Complete
I Need to Feel your Heartbeat by WarriorCat99 reviews
A collection of one-shot romances.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
He was Different to Me by Shadefall reviews
I hate myself...I didn't know what I was doing anymore. Being in love with a cold blooded murderer was complete insanity, and this was no rogue...it was Tigerstar. rated t for language..and other stuff;
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Leopardstar, Tigerstar
Be My Penguin by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
"They say penguins mate for life, you know." For purplepanda64's challenge.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Traces by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
The song he liked, the names of his friends, his favorite TV show... Someday, all that will be left will be traces. Based off of chapters 21 and 95 of Moments.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
"So this is why you've brought me here today? To try your dreaded coffee?" "Oh, you act like I kidnapped you and tied you up. You agreed to come. You should've known what you were getting into." Companion to Coffee Shop Blues. Puckbrina Fluff.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Coffee Shop Blues by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
She chuckles at a memory, then stops, because she finds these days, she can't smile for too long without triggering too many memories. PULL update, companion to Impossible.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Waiting by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
From her son s countless injuries to Basil to now, Relda had found that she often did her best worrying to the sound of the monitor. Changes from Relda/Puck/Daphne, takes place right before the second chapter of the third book picks up.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Puck, Granny Relda/Relda G. - Complete
Robin Weasley, Year Two by DWgeek2010 reviews
Robin is back, starting her second year at Hogwarts with Ron, Harry, and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Prompts by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
Mrs. Sandburg has a theory that if she starts each day with a writing promt and ten minutes for writing, they will be ready to face the rest of the day. Sabrina Grimm isn't so sure. Follow the prompts and Sabrina's responses. Multi-chapter drabbles.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sabrina G.
Robin Weasley, Year One by DWgeek2010 reviews
Ron's twin sister, Robin, attends Hogwarts with Ron, Harry, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,852 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Decision by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
"It was a small scrap, a voice. Floaty, ghastly. "Hover Dam," It had said. "Go. Important..." Rachel's thoughts and musings before deciding to become the Oracle. PULL
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Rachel D.
Nightfang Potter and the Elixir Stone by Cody The Pikachu reviews
Rescued from the neglect of his relatives, a young cat with a great destiny proves his worth at the Forest, School of Warriorism. Book/Movie X-Over. T for some language, blood, and violence. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,133 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Carnations and Roses by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
Who needs dumb carnations, anyway? Valentine's Day one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Baker's Chocolate by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
When one is searching for chocolate, one should be aware that "Baker's Chocolate" isn't the good kind of chocolate... Pre-Angel Experiment, so X spoilers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Angel, Max - Complete
Plain, Simple by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
It wasn't about the current situation, or who you are, or whatever is happening now. It was about if you blushed at even the slightest mention of his name, if your stomach does flips every time you look at him. That's what love is.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Daddy's Lullaby by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
Tawni Hart stands, staring at the tombstone. All that's left. All that's left of a life, a star, a dream. And then her life flashes before her eyes... PULL update, T for angst-y themes
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Tawni H. - Complete
Ember's Dance by ListenToTheWind reviews
Imagine how it feels to be an outcast. Imagine how it feels to be hated. Imagine how it feels to be sentenced to a horrible death by the people you see everyday. Now you are imagining the 25th annual Hunger Games- this is the way 24 tributes feel now too.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010
My Life is Forever Changed by opressedcashew reviews
Alternate ending to The Last Olympian. Contains Percabeth for those who enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
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The Changing reviews
This is what I got when I combined Maximum Ride and Uglies. Yeah, crappy summary. Just read. Please.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Uglies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
The Secret reviews
Magnus Bane has a secret, one he's been able to keep the 800 years he's been alive. But now, one slipup as small as someone seeing something they should't have, shatters the life he has created for himself into a thousand pieces.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Dark Bird reviews
Dark is a rouge. Jayheart is the medicine cat of WindClan. And they are in love. Follow Jayheart, Dark, and Dark's brother, Thrush, as Thrush tries to stop his brother from meeting with a "dangerous" Clan cat. Rated T just in case. Written with BBSK 2G4E.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011
The Spirit's Secret reviews
Desertfire is dead. The only other creature who knows who killed her is her mute, paralyzed owl spirit, Desert. It really doesn't have much to do with Guardians of Ga'Hoole, but there are owls. Rated T for blood.
Crossover - Warriors & Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011
Killing Peeta reviews
A rewrite of the first Hunger Games book. Katniss hates Peeta from the second he confesses his love for her, but she just can't seem to kill him. As you can see, I hate Peeta. Rated T cause its Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Bits and Peices reviews
This story is kind of like oOStarryEyedOo's story Moments, except it's Maximum Ride instead of Sister's Grimm. It's just bits and peices of the character's lives. I'm trying to make them all funny, though. Hope you enjoy! Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011
The next Generation: Aaron's Story reviews
A sister story to BBSK 2G4E's Maximum Ride: The Next Generation. It follows Aaron from the time he was captured by Erasers to the time he is rescued. If you have not read the other story, this one will make sense, but you should read anyway.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011
Defeating the Enemy reviews
They are not human. They came here from another planet. They are being hunted. They must band together if they want to survive. Can they do it? Rated T just in case. R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011
Maximum Ride, Witch in Training, Year 1 reviews
What would happen if Max, Fang, and Iggy got accepted to Hogwarts? Yeah, I'm not very good at summaries... My first Fanfiction! Please read and review! Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Max
No Magic, Only Claws reviews
When Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermoine get transported into the warriors world, during a war between the Clans, how can they help? Will they find that anymore of the students at Hogwarts were transported here, too? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011
The Evil In Their Hearts reviews
Mossfire seems destined to lose every friend she makes. So when she joins a clan, how will she cope with losing them all? Rated T just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011
WingClan reviews
They thought they were just normal kittypets, living with normal twolegs. Then one day they woke up with strange abilities and wings. Now they must escape.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
Past and Present Collide reviews
Eragon and Saphira are sent back in time to the time of Du Fyrn Sulblaka, the Dragon War. the only way to get back is to help the first Eragon convince the dragons and the elves to stop fighting. Rated T just in case.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Eragon S., Eragon I
Ami reviews
The children of the flock. Not a very good summary. It's better than it sounds. Oneshot. Rated T for one swear.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete