Hogwarts Dropout
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Joined 12-31-02, id: 318792
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
Current Quote(s):
"Have you hugged your Potions Master today?"

"What would Jesus do...for a Klondike bar?"

"Jesus Loves You! (just not that way)"

"Homophobia is so gay."

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb."

Name: MC
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Residence: USA
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Fanfiction, Poetry, Art, Music
Member of Fanfiction: 3 Years

Fav Authors: J.K. Rowling, Alexander Dumas, George Carlin, Julie Garwood, Brian Jacques, Edgar Allen Poe

Fav Actors: Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Tiffany Vollmer (voice actor) Chris Sabat (voice actor)

Fav Movies: Harry Potter Movies, Dogma, Peter Pan, The Lion King, The History of Trunks, Zoolander, Treasure Planet, The Little Mermaid

Fav Artists: Akira Toriyama, Hikaru Hayashi, Maggie Bradshaw

Favorite HP Character: Severus Snape
2nd Place: Harry Potter
3rd Place: Seamus Finnigan
4th Place: Pansy Parkinson
Honorable Mention: Albus Dumbledore and Sirius Black

Favorite DBZ Character: Bulma
2nd Place: Vegeta
3rd Place: King Kai/ Master Roshi
4th Place: Goku
Honorable Mention: Android 16 and Dabura

Favorite YYH Character: Kuabara

Favorite Slash Couple: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Favorite Het Couple: Bulma/Vegeta

Well, I've had a long relationship with Fanfiction. I've lost accounts, stories, a social life...

But I invariably keep coming back. I've been here under Cosmo, Majin Cosmo, Mr. Padfoot, and now Hogwarts Dropout. Why so many names? *shrugs*

Change happens. Preferably when I've soiled my pants.

Who knows what I'll stash away in this account? I'm like a little fanfiction squirrel burying a fanfiction nut here...burying a fanfiction nut there...

But you can rest assured that you'll find something entertaining, if only for a few moments. I'm not going to be a review Nazi but they are appreciated, and they do encourage me. As for flamers: I so appreciate everyone's point of view that I'm sure I'll regret dismissing yours. Criticism is fine, unitelligent grunts and mispelled insults are not.

To all the friends I've met through Fanfiction, thanks for sharing with me your writing, view points, and encouragment. We may all be uniquely wierd, but at least we're all uniquely wierd together.

Long Live Fanfiction!

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A Good Match by Briarrows69 reviews
Chapter 13 is finally here! If any faithful readers of this story still exist, after over a year, here is my gift to you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Alley of Dreams by Caster reviews
When Severus accidentaly finds Harry's child lost in Diagon Alley, it's up to him to take him back. No one could suspect what would follow. [SSHP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermitage by Fabula Rasa reviews
At Dumbledore's behest, Snape goes to Azkaban. When he emerges, who can put him back together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Tis the Season by Nymphean reviews
Harry reflects on the Christmas Eve when he and Severus first found each other... fluff and comedy abound in this short, sweet christmas story. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Pandora Complex by Nimori reviews
HP/SS SLASH. Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Pretty Boy reviews
Pretty Woman HP/SS style! You're going to love it, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,999 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Good Touches reviews
When Ron and Harry stumble through Percy and Oliver's fireplace looking for acceptance, they find a summer retreat where they have the best, if not the hardest, summer of their lives. Why Percy really left home, and more truths about Harry's abusive past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Love Hits Like a Bludger reviews
Rolanda Hooch and Minerva McGonagall have never gotten along well as dorm mates, but things really heat up between the two of them during seventh year. Femslash MM/RH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Minerva M.
My Big Fat Gay Wedding reviews
Sev & Harry were asking for trouble when they told everyone about their relationship at the same time they announced their wedding, a week before the event! Drunk bridesmaids, plotting godfathers, and Professor Trelawney -final chapter added!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Golden Gem reviews
Harry thinks he's lost his future when Severus dies in the final battle, but a mysterious legend can bring him back from the dead. Unfortunately, Voldemort is going to come along too. Will Severus make the right choice this time? Harry...or Voldemort? SS/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,512 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Inhibitions reviews
Harry's past is well known...or so everyone thought. All the sudden, Harry's Grandfather is back to claim him, and awaken his royal vampire blood. As the new Vampire Prince, Harry finds he has a postion of power, and one Severus Snape completely at his me
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life With Voldie reviews
Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Voldemort, Lucius M.