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Name: Katherine

Fan of: Paul Bettany, Conan O'Brien, Lano and Woodley, Liv Tyler, Adam Ferrara, Denis Leary, Cate Blanchett, Tim Matheson, Joaquin Phoenix, Kiefer Sutherland, Mario Cantone, Guy Pearce,and Richard Belzer.

Love to listen to: Linkin Park, Rammstein, Nightwish, Bond, Frank Sinatra (inc. Rat Pack), Eminem, Green Day, The Living End, Placebo, My Chemical Romance, The Chemical Brothers, Nine Inch Nails and The Whitlams - but there are so many more...

Heaps of my favourite quotes - !#$SWEARING BELOW$#!

"I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage." - Conan O'Brien

"You say 'o-reg-e-no', we say 'o-re-gah-no'. You say 'to-may-to', we say 'to-mah-to'. You say 'erb', we say 'herb', because there's a fucking 'H' at the beginning of the word." - Paul Bettany

"A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You bring the lunch and tea, I'll bring the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, we're getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray!" -Adam/Felicia

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will only cause permanent psychological damage." - Frank Woodley

"They are relaxed, coz', unlike us...they think it's all part of the show." - Frank Woodley

"Where is he? Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?" - Xander

"I've seen Denis naked, I have seen him naked and - IT HOOKS! It hooks to the left! He has a pirate dick, he wears a patch over one ball!" - Mario Cantone about Denis Leary

"...It looks like Mary-Kay's catalogue ran you the FUCK OVER!" - Mario Cantone to Denis Leary

Colin Mochrie -The Neon Love Chicken

Flames are accepted in all and any stories.

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Symphony of Horrors by Dark Riven reviews
Aurors Harry, Ron and Hermione are called in to investigate a potentional haunting of Malfoy Manor. What they find is beyond anything they ever expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,157 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Without You by Arch-Nemesis reviews
COMPLETED: Legolas and Haldir must keep their relationship a secret, but what happens when Legolas' father decide that's it time for him to marry and to produce an heir? mpreg,AU, slash, OOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,186 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
No One Knows How Or Why by Ashers Kiss reviews
Harry gone Dark, No one knows why :p Cos i say so! Re sorting and Draco funness! Slash hopefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Boy Gone Girl by Shiemi reviews
COMPLETE! A prank by Draco turns Harry into a girl, but the joke backfires as Draco finds himself falling madly in love with his most despised nemesis. This is DMHP and includes Preg. Mildly humoristic fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6045 - Favs: 7,801 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Chance by Mansi reviews
Harry is tired of being watched constantly. He feels like a trapped zoo animal, so he escapes to a place no one would think of, except for a fellow wizard looking to escape also.SLASH! DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Past Tense by Fire Of The Stars reviews
His little sister, the girl who made tiaras from daisies and talked to her dolls is gone. The girl before him is broken. And he thinks he loves her more. Incest and implied self injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Ginny W., Ron W.
The last lie I told by xxagent182xx reviews
Takes place where the movie ends. I always felt the mysterious person on the phone had a thing for Stu. He comes back for revenge. Stu lied. He kept the truth from him. One sided slash.
Phone Booth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Battle of Pelennor by Applevine reviews
An old poem I found when digging through stuff. The title says it all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2003
Ever Thankful by AilciA reviews
I am not going to explain how our two pirates got here, nor where they are going - this fic is just a moment in the grand scheme of things where the affection Jack feels for Will is displayed when no one else is awake. Slash - but more like seeing beauty
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003
Ignorance is bliss by Glorfindel's ghost reviews
oh god, i gave in to temptation and wrote a lotr mpreg. I updated! no please, go read the story, don't drop dead with shock...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Bush by Psychopathic Sisters reviews
Harry lost something in the woods and he desperately searches for it... when a threstral came and attack him! MALFOY TO THE RESCUE! [Parody and Humor present]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.
When Pirate Eyes are Smiling by murron1 reviews
SLASH SLASH SLASH! If you can't stomach it, don't read it. Jack teases Will in a boring moment at sea
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003
Incorrigible by Nevoreiel reviews
Jack feels lonely one fine night, Will seems jealous but oblivious – some seduction must be in order. Jack/Will slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2003
Spoilt A Tale of an Elf's Vanity by Feana Puddlefoot reviews
Just how long does Celeborn have to plead before Legolas gets up?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Legolas
Ace Merriell by Zidler'sChick reviews
Ace's POV, I hope everyone likes it :) Leave me lovely reviews and NO FLAMERS! I know it's short, but give it a chance! Also the *F* bomb is dropped a lot! SO be warned!
Stand By Me - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002