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Joined 08-23-11, id: 3189063, Profile Updated: 02-12-23
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Age, Merlin, Hobbit, Avengers, James Bond, and Deadpool.

Name: Lauren

Languages: English (1) and Spanish (2)

Age: 25

Life: Error 404 File not found. I'm doing a PhD.


Where are the updates?

Writing is taking back seat at the moment. I'm studying/working full time and I've started taking my art a bit more seriously. I regularly write to let of steam, so that actually goes very well even when you see no updates... but you see no updates because I lose momentum at the editing process. It's hard to use my precious free time to do something so completely not fun, but I'm still working on it.


Other places you can find me:

AO3: user Act_Naturally. It mostly overlaps with what I have here.

Skillshare: I teach a class called "Realistic Pencil Drawing: Go from Beginner to Expert"

Instagram: l. thornton. art (remove spaces)

Deviantart: agree-to-dissagree


Warpath

I like cliches - I like tackling them and twisting them into new and more interesting configurations. I do it first by finding a new approach to old problems, and then I throw walls at it. I like boundaries because constraints force creative solutions. If there's a spell for everything, it gets boring really quickly. So I put strict limits on what my characters are capable of, and I try to justify it.

A sub-note, The whole immortal Master of Death debate:

A constant complaint I like to ignore is a lack of godlike Potters. Let's remember that interpretation fannon, not cannon. JK's Harry Potter was a normal wizard (I have sources, fight me), but he liked mysteries and he was motivated to stay alive so he went out of his way to practice DADA. Defense was all he was good at. He wasn't motivated to learn for the sake of it, like Hermione, Dumbledore or Riddle. The Master of Death is a normal Harry Potter with some useful trinkets. A really old Harry is just a guy with a few more life experiences and some of them may have given him motivation, but you have to justify it. Don't tell me that Harry is powerful if you can't tell me how he got there. If you gave the Elder Wand to Peter Pettrigrew, what do you think would happen - dramatic power boost? Nah, a mouse with a stick. Don't rely too much on the mystical powers of the tool that only amplifies what's inside.

But that's beside the point, I don't care what you think Harry is made of. If you're born with a leg up, be it brains or magical ability, that's only potential. Potential is not a straight shot to success. You're only as good as you push yourself to be. I'll believe Harry made himself powerful when you tell me how. The fastest way to lose my attention is to make a story unbelievable. The character development behind a lot of the MOD stories is not realistic. There are some great exceptions (murkybluematter's stories come to mind).

But when I'm writing my own fiction, I don't have to jump on board. I think it's a shame that the over-powered, unstoppable approach has become so popular, as if creative problem solving isn't good enough any more. I hate the idea that you only have a good character if he's got the magical grunt to solve every issue with one word. I don't want him to be untouchable, I want him to get into tough situations that can't be solved immediately. I like thinking, and my favourite characters are the ones that are good at that, not the ones with the hardest kick or the best memory.


Updates: Some of you may have noticed odd, completely unpredictable surges of updates from me and then weird periods of total silence... yeah, that happens. There are times when I can't be bothered to scrounge two words together, and other when I can't stay away from the keyboard. The second tends to happen around exams. It's a problem.

Works in Progress (order of priority)

With a resolute heart: I've writing this since I started my PhD, it's my stress release and I've been very stressed, so I've got a lot to work with. I have ~120 000 words and it’d say it’s about 80% complete. That said, I’m flat out and don’t know when I’ll finish it. I’m editing as I go and there are still some holes to patch, so updates will be as regular as I can manage but may not be regular by any other metric.

Book-wyrm: I have created a monster. It's actually going places. 40 000 words have been pre-written, then we're going to run into problems.

Mystery HP crack fic: I'm working on this when I get stuck with the HP/Marvel time travel fic, and when I'm frustrated with the world in general. I'm going to post it soon.

On Hiatus (sorry)

Turned Around in Time: a Harry Potter / Marvel universe cross over. And I mean entire Marvel Universe. It's happening people! The plot has arrived, we can begin in earnest! I'm really enjoying it, it's a nice challenge. I think I'm going to break something. If there are pauses between updates it's because I've encountered an unsatisfactory bit of planning and can't decide how to fix it.

Secret Keeper: the Potter in Thedas 2.0 I'm getting there, plot is happening.

Exhibit A: drawing of Harry in deer form next to the Inquisitor's hart http:// /art/Hart-and-red-deer-595483019

Bound Together: going nowhere.

Bird's Eye View: It's so immature its both embarrassing and amusing for me to look back on. Hence why it is still here. Giggle away, mock to your heart's content, in this case it's a sign of maturity, because you're old enough to understand that it is rubbish.

Finished (hah. not much in this section)

Scales of Change: this little thing is actually the first multi-chapter story I have ever finished. And I have about 30 stories sitting on my hard drive, so that's saying something.

Hope's Calling (The Potter of Thedas): we are all surprised about how well that turned out.

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Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue. Legolas/OC Romance 10th Walker. Being worked on again!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 208,310 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 12/9 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Eowyn
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
It starts with an animagus transformation gone wrong and leads to a journey Harry never expected. Come along for the ride as he faces war and change and the consequences of growing older; gaining a family and new friends and power he never could have imagined along the way. M/F, M/M pairings, mostly gen. Slow pace. (Under review, editing and reposting here and on AO3)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 524,912 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 7,058 - Follows: 7,689 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Fifth Marauder by Aquarius23 reviews
What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 122 - Words: 737,869 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Failed To Fail by Ventisquear reviews
It always surprised me that it was so easy to get Zevran's approval. The Warden just turned his whole life upside down and then acted as if it was quite normal... so this just shows a bit of Zev's confusion about his new situation...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 272,638 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/22/2023 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
The Lady Of The Lake: Behind the Scenes by Miss M Cricket reviews
These are the Behind the Scenes drabbles and deleted scenes from The Lady of the Lake, as requested by reviewers. Including stories from Finnick, Cato, Katniss, Deccia, Peeta and many more.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,389 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/13/2022 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/19/2022 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 3,358 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lady Of The Lake by Miss M Cricket reviews
Sky is quiet and far from the District 4 Career everyone expects. Cato has been trained for the Games since infancy and he's not missing his chance at glory. Set against the backdrop of the 74th Games, and the Star Crossed Lovers, these two very different Tributes discover that sometimes love, loyalty, duty, glory, friendship and honor can be found in the most unexpected of places.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,966 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 10/13/2022 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Cato, OC] Other tributes - Complete
Not Quite According to Plan by B.C Daily reviews
For Fleamont's retirement party, Euphemia hires her favourite event planner, Lily Evans, and wrangles her son, James, into assisting in the planning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/21/2022 - Published: 6/13/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 12,519 - Follows: 6,067 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 385,033 - Reviews: 16207 - Favs: 14,583 - Follows: 14,118 - Updated: 6/25/2022 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 317,033 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 15,022 - Follows: 18,479 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 475,260 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,566 - Follows: 7,411 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Upon Reflection by prhood reviews
Elizabeth is slightly more perspicuous and thoughtful, and does not fall for Wickham's story, leading to an earlier resolution to a attachment to Darcy. Mrs. Gardiner also plays an expanded role.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,408 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7934 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
The Art of Pretending It Isn't Your Fault by Contemperina reviews
Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa de Losers fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 271,683 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
To Wish Upon a Star--A Vision of the Path Before Him by LizzieF reviews
Elizabeth and the Gardiners take their intended trip to the Lake District, no longer meeting Darcy at Pemberley. With the help of Wickham, events spiral out of control, leaving Darcy destitute of love for the rest of his life—until fate intervenes. What will Darcy do with his 2nd chance? E&D HEA. PREVIEW ONLY. Available on Amazon as "A Vision of the Path Before Him."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Complete
It Was An Accident by it's aro bitch reviews
If Uncle hadn't insisted on making Zuko wait tables filled with giggling girls, this wouldn't have happened. If the damn Water Tribe peasant hadn't heard about the amazing new tea shop, this wouldn't have happened. If Zuko didn't come up with such terrible ideas while panicking, this wouldn't have happened.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/23/2019 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Zuko, Sokka] Iroh, Toph - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 11,257 - Follows: 9,628 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7787 - Favs: 19,053 - Follows: 21,054 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
The Propriety Fiction by WadeH reviews
Elizabeth Bennet enters the Netherfield Ball with a desperate plan in mind, willing to break or at least bend all the rules of propriety. How desperate? Let's find out.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Elizabeth, Mr. Collins, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Undying Fire: Balance by Boogum reviews
Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,681 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Kaze no Uta by Against.The.Current reviews
Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 1/16/2014
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 4,836 - Follows: 5,523 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU (Abandoned)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 84,298 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it's hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het. Warnings for depictions of battles/war, mentions of child abuse (from canon) and references to the effects homophobia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Again and Again by AtherisHiss reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6326 - Favs: 14,107 - Follows: 13,551 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,573 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 8,065 - Follows: 8,376 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 7,520 - Follows: 7,004 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Of Elves And Humans by Merilsell reviews
Trust is a delicate flower that needs to get nurtured and time to grow. Even more so love. A tale of two disparate Wardens forced together, of finding a way to overcome the distrust, and their own painful past in the time of the Blight. An in-depth exploration of the Dalish origin and all DA:O companions. Complete. Note: A newer, rewritten version of this story is available here.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 127 - Words: 949,555 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Alistair, Mahariel] Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 11,568 - Follows: 12,277 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 1,561 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 449,388 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Amell
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Shall We Dance by WadeH reviews
Elizabeth Bennet decides on an entirely different approach to dancing and the slight at the Meryton Assembly. This is a novella, complete in 7 chapters.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 268 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
World Too Small by DarthAmmonite reviews
When you are seven and a half feet tall-not including the horns-the human world is a little too small for your liking. Particularly the chairs. (M for inevitably foul Iron Bull dialog/bondage/etc.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,834 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Iron Bull, Inquisitor] Varric T., Dorian - Complete
Families and Familiars: Second Year by Sherza reviews
The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,035 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,489 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 388,266 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4399 - Favs: 12,140 - Follows: 13,936 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
For Lack of Better Options by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Having determined Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Hertfordshire to be an entirely unsuitable bride for him, Mr. Darcy resolves to find the woman he admires an acceptable husband of high station. Unfortunately, no one manages to reach his high standards for Elizabeth. Darcy x Elizabeth
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 219 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 9,280 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
A Recipe for Disaster by Arcawolf reviews
Berk is left shocked after a battle with a witch goes wrong. Everyone's horrified . . . except for Toothless. Apparently, he didn't care whether his surrogate brother was a human or dragon. Or, the one where Hiccup becomes a baby Night Fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 164,155 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Drago Bludfist - Complete
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 9,372 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lapsus Memoriae (Rávamë's Bane: Book 1) by RealityWarp reviews
"You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,597 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
Strange Connections by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"Would you like to come with me then?" were the fatefull words that would eventually lead to Harry's involvement with the Ring and the Fellowship. Struggling to regain his lost magic, Harry is thrown into a journey he had never expected, a journey that, in the end, would reveal a most strange connection. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,411 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Rush Ahead by misto713 reviews
Apostate. That was not how Evelyn imagined her life would go, but she couldn't really complain. The only serious problem she faced now was how to earn enough coin to keep herself fed. But hey, mercenary life couldn't be that hard, right? F!Mage!Trevelyan joins the Bull's Chargers. Pre-Inquisition, slow-burn romance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,576 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Iron Bull, Trevelyan] Krem - Complete
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Drop in the Ocean by Saerafina reviews
Loki is imprisoned at SHIELD while the Avengers decide what to do with him. Darcy Lewis happens upon him there and just might be the key to his redemption... Loki/Darcy (rating might change).
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Appropriation by The Third Marauder reviews
The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
AU. The best place to start is at the beginning, and Harry supposes it all began with the mysterious Professor H. J. Prewett. Years 1 through 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,846 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Whoresons and Nobles by DragonReine reviews
Love is no more than another tool in an assassin's repertoire, a charade to trick and deceive and murder, but even a Crow such as he was defenceless when faced with the real thing. Zevran-centric PoV, M!Cousland/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,608 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zevran A., Cousland
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 6,449 - Follows: 7,523 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 6,110 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 11,256 - Follows: 13,074 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prodded to Drown by sudowoodo reviews
I try remember the basics first, while curled up in a ball in this cave. My name is Annie Cresta. My home is District 4. My parents died in a sailing accident. My best friend just got beheaded in front of my eyes. And … my mentor has a crush on me? No. No, that can't be right. Let me try again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,393 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Finnick O., Annie C.] OC - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 4048 - Favs: 5,020 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 6,755 - Follows: 7,478 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Champion of Agni by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
Aang almost kills Zuko during their first encounter at the South Pole, and the prince finds himself struggling to come to terms with peculiarities surrounding his unlikely survival. As he learns to accept his circumstances, Zuko is given the chance to see the world from a heartbreaking new perspective that changes everything... Heavy Blue Spirit, but with a twist.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,663 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Zuko
Mission Report by ruth baulding reviews
the team that does paperwork together stays together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 8,628 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 5046 - Favs: 15,127 - Follows: 16,897 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Liberate Me by Tirith works reviews
Time-travel, sort of. DH AU. MoD!Harry. MaybeSlash. / Harry is (re)born in 1909. His goal: prevent the rise of Voldemort and save the world. As for Grindelwald? Well, the chap just happens to own something Harry really wants. It's a shame Dark Lords are such possessive bastards. ::ARTWORK link on profile::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,798 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Gellert G., Harry P.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 6,646 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Golden Apples and Frankincense by WingsOfFate reviews
Fawkes did more than just heal Harry that night in the Chamber. Now Harry's stuck in a strange new world without the magic he knows, where people want to either claim him or kill him. Add a rebellious earthbender and a banished prince and there's no way Harry's staying out of this war. Creature!Harry, copious folklore and world building.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Hedwig, Toph, Zuko
Forevermore by Tirith works reviews
A take on The Hobbit and LOTR, wherein Bilbo is a little more outspoken, and has some self-confidence.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 10,979 - Follows: 11,522 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Magic and Myth by cafeanna reviews
"I am Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, God of Mischief." That statement alone let her know she should have left him in the rain in brave Mrs. Dubose's frying pan of doom. Or, Hermione thinks some idiot seventh year Slytherin is trying to punk her. [Loki/Hermione] [Will Update]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Hermione G., Loki]
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Tea With Dragons by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 4,460 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Drinking Buddies by fringeperson reviews
The Silver Tongue and The Negotiator are sharing a table and drinking. No, that's not a punchline. The Norse god of mischief really is having a drink with the most straight-laced Jedi in the Order. Oneshot, gen fic, don't own, complete. Inspired by the picture animama made for me when I put in a bid for a commission. It was just one of those things that... Snowballed. A little.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Loki - Complete
Wake by nikaris reviews
After much thought over how he could have ever gotten into his ancestor's time, the only conclusion that Desmond could reach was that he had gone nuts and all of this were hallucinations his brain had concocted up due to the Bleeding Effect. Either that, or his bed was some sort of time-traveling portal-but he was honestly leaning towards the former. [For N.H Moonshadow]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Malik, Shaun H.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 5,004 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The White Wave by WhiteWave14 reviews
When a devastating curse wipes out most of the British Wizarding community, the Unspeakables come up with a solution: Harry is to be sent back in time to infiltrate the Death Eaters, find the creator of the White Wave and prevent it from ever existing. But Harry soon becomes tangled in a complicated web of lies, mixed loyalties and conniving Dark Lords. HPLV slash, Nondark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
When Darkness Sings by Spirit of the Shrine reviews
When young Hadrian Potter comes into contact with a strange, blank notebook he unlocks the discovery of a lifetime. The journal marks the start of a series of events which will color his life in shifting grey hues in a world which is black and white. In a world where danger lurks at every turn, where survival is paramount, the truth is all that shall remain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,298 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9767 - Favs: 9,484 - Follows: 5,151 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Goodbye by QueenYoda reviews
An alternate ending to Episode III. In a universe where Obi-wan helped Anakin and Padme escape the council's preying eyes, sending them to a happy existence on Naboo, the prophecy is still fulfilled. And Obi-wan's destiny, too, is unchanged. The only difference is that this time, he has a chance to say goodbye.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What You Wish For by strukkfirst reviews
A quiet, unnoticed Gryffindor, Alex is hopelessly in love with a certain Gryffindor prefect. Now if only he would notice her... * First four chapters adopted from the wonderful sandersonsisters*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Remus L., OC
Reckoner by QOTSA reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,160 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12300 - Favs: 12,795 - Follows: 10,485 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony by fullofleaves reviews
If mind-controlled Barton doesn't come to spring Loki from the helicarrier, somebody else might have to. That somebody might be Tony Stark, who might not agree with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interrogation methods and treatment of prisoners. Luckily, with Thor's help, Supervillain Rescue Mission is a go. Too bad it starts spinning wildly out of control within minutes. M/M Slash, adult content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,087 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3739 - Favs: 5,618 - Follows: 4,817 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Life Sucks and then you die by Iorek Byrnison reviews
As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Healer by miZaru667 reviews
Jaycee's always been different. When she's accepted into Hogwarts she knows that's all about to change. But is it? Jaycee's years at Hogwarts are full of obstacles she never anticipated. Including a frustrating boy by the name of Sirus Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,905 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sirius B., OC
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 1,015 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 1,561 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 17,277 - Follows: 8,723 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Mabari & Magus by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A dog's best friend is his mage. And vice versa. A series of random drabbles of no particular chronological order centered around Sabhya Amell and Blossom. Rating 'T' for mild language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amell, Dog
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
A Single Magic by pipenerd reviews
Harry defeats the Dark Lord, but in the Wizarding world nothing is as it seems. Slash: HP/TR-LV, brief HP/OMC, reminiscences of past TRLV/AM. Chaptered. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,377 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,671 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
The Captain's Cabin Boy by linalove reviews
"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,830 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,587 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 8,768 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I can still do this by anomalation reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Jewel Amongst Stones by Eschient reviews
AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Someone To Watch Over Me by ArthursCamelot reviews
A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,482 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 11,677 - Follows: 6,494 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ones Left Behind by sudowoodo reviews
Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragonlord? by Volcanic Plug reviews
A dragon arrives unexpectedly and Merlin has some explaining to do...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Dyne of Understanding by Nikoru-chan reviews
Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 287 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 14,942 - Follows: 14,145 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Letters from Mystery Girl by KenpoChick reviews
In a weird turn, all the 6th years must write to penpals. James, Sirius and Remus have no clue what to expect when they're assigned three very different girls. Written entirely in letters, journals, notes, and such. Based on the Year of Secret Assignments
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,660 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 195 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
A Book of Hogwarts Verse by Lucillia reviews
Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/6/2007
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kirkwallop by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Simple, Not Easy by LJC reviews
Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,422 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Dog Days Are Over by strukkfirst reviews
Olivia never wanted to get her acceptance letter to Hogwarts- it reminded her that she was a part of a magical community that had helped to rip her life apart. But can a certain Sirius Black help change her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Rules of the Workplace by SageK reviews
Not long after waking up in 2011, Steve finds a strange list left on the bureau in his room.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Discursus by tanyart reviews
Teamwork and flirting at its finest. Only not really, no. Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
To the Victor Go the Spoils by ruth baulding reviews
Male bonding, Jedi style. The boys are at it again, and Master Windu isn't quite sure he approves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 1,252 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
My Immortal: The Most Goffik Story Ever Written by brahdley jims reviews
My commentary on the fanfiction we all love to hate, My Immortal! Have fun reading, my little goffik preps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kryal reviews
Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 374 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zuko - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 770 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Girls, Quidditch, and Other Things We Love by xXxArcanusRosexXx reviews
The Marauders: a Quidditch legend, Hogwarts' hottest guy, a prefect with a 'furry little problem', and a socially challenged rat. Mix in a fiery redhead and a troublemaking dark-haired beauty, and BAM! The most dramatic sixth year ever. JP/LE SB/OC RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,216 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sirius B., OC
In the Name of Science by True Colours reviews
She called a question...and the forest answered? Caught between a jar-headed marine and a hostile alien, Grace finds her life getting more complicated than a mere science investigation...not that that was so simple itself. Alternate pairing!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,218 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Grace A., Tsu'tey - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,356 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
A Little White Lie by SignCherie reviews
Hawke is awkward with men. To get her to loosen up around Anders, Bethany and Isabela tell her that the apostate is only romantically interested...in other men.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
Predictable by Patches reviews
Roxanne was the damsel in distress. The pawn. The throwaway character. The walking cliche. A retelling of the film from her point of view, however, indicates that this most definitely wasn't the case.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,856 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Pocket Watch that Changed the World by AtherisHiss reviews
While running through the Dept of Mysteries, Harry touches a small pocket watch. Suddenly a Harry from many years in the future finds himself in his body in the past and is faced with an opportunity to change everything. dark!harry plot bunny haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,435 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Be Equal by Twin Kats reviews
Loki fell, and to everyone on Asgard, seemed lost. On Midgard, 1996, a certain God of Mischief finds himself trapped with his own demons, and curious to spite himself. Who was this boy that tasted lightly of frost? Loki needed to know. / HPThor cross
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Naked to Mine Enemies by Mundungus42 reviews
The Pirate Code doesn't expressly command its adherents to repay debts that bridge life and death, but the Code is more of a set of guidelines, anyway. Sparrow/Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 227 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Pieces by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis by puellanerdii reviews
Finnick's determined to bring Annie Cresta home from the 70th Hunger Games. But never thought he'd have to choose between keeping her and keeping her safe - and he wants both. How Annie Cresta crept up on Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,740 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Wake Up by birchermuesli reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 277 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5987 - Favs: 16,599 - Follows: 17,962 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 6,652 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 350 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 9,086 - Follows: 1,602 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9310 - Favs: 14,808 - Follows: 11,416 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Master! There's steam coming off his head! by mtfrosty reviews
Anakin and Obi-wan show up for sparring practice and Mace can't figure out what they're arguing about. If you're having a down day, maybe this'll cheer you up!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Nothing Against Looking by Queen reviews
The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Diamond Dust by Shadow of Light reviews
There is a saying amongst the dwarves of the noble houses: Even the most prized of diamonds can be shattered and ground to dust. Where the casteless dwell, there is another saying: Not all that is dust is without value. AU Brosca/Aeducan/Alistair/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Aeducan, Brosca - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 333 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Last Warden by bamftastik reviews
What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,334 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Recreation by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A little down time plus something round generally equals some variety of mayhem.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Amell - Complete
Precious by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill on Live Journal. YAOI WARNING!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Dragon Age: The Hunt by Shadow of Light reviews
The Blight has ended, the Archdemon slain, but the Hero of Ferelden does not yet mean to rest. Alistair fled Denerim before the siege and she intends to track him down. Either he will return with her, or she will burn that bridge forever.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 130,211 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Cousland, Zevran A. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Through the Darkness by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Toph can't see anywhere but her imagination. But laughter is golden. And the stars are beautiful.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Toph - Complete
That's How It Goes by Corvus corone reviews
The Awakening crew want to know how their Commander defeated the Blight. A few tall tales are told and everyone is thoroughly confused. Fun for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Anders, Oghren - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 878 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 330 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16773 - Favs: 30,408 - Follows: 13,200 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Head Banging by Queen reviews
Rex has picked up a bad habit, and it's all Ahsoka's fault. Rex/Ahsoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 354 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 284 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 10,364 - Follows: 2,860 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 430 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Individuality: All Together Now by Valairy Scot reviews
Written for a challenge M*A*S*H whereone one is given a quotation and must write a story using the quotation. Obi-Wan's teenage rebellion is rather colorful and much to his master's satisfaction, if not Mace Windu's. Yoda, of course, is highly amused.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Themed Fridays by The Third Marauder reviews
A bored Sirius comes up with idea of themed Fridays and tricks James to participate. The catch? The raven haired quidditch captain must speak in Victorian English for a day. A humorous one-shot. Dialogue only. MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Quiet Passion by WGR reviews
Elladan wishes his brother was less reserved. Legolas' visit is an opportunity he just can't ignore. Slash, fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 2,044 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 8,122 - Follows: 7,292 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 946 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 14,014 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lie To Me by Inkcharm reviews
What do you do, when you have no one to talk to? Well, you lie to them, of course. Toph and Zuko connect through a game of lies that reveals everything. - mild Toko, oneshot, post 3x12, fluff, mild angst
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 200 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 436 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tag by Imadra Blue reviews
A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 1,275 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Afterlife Snape by Minerva McTabby reviews
Dead Snape explores his options. References to mythology, LotR, Discworld, DH Epilogue. Gen, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Couches by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 6,981 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 1,216 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 825 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 9,573 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Pulled through time I by 252020 reviews
After being raised along side with Tom Riddle at an orphanage in the 1930's Dumbledore finally finds a way to pull the now 13yearold Harry Potter back to the time he belongs.To a time where he is all alone, and where the Chamber of Secret is being opened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Imladris by Evergreene reviews
A tale of the Fellowship in Rivendell. They had to meet sometime...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 407 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Prison Conversations by ardy1 reviews
A prison in the Fire Nation occupied territory of the Earth Kingdom. Two unlikely boys, enemies, with death sentences. Nothing to do but talk together. And perhaps, together, find a way to escape. Friendship, rated for language and adult themes. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,678 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 546 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 693 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 286 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 800 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodnight, Nymphadora by Sparklystuff reviews
A crucial evening in the recent life of Nymphadora Tonks, in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk. Or at least, that's how she tells it. T for strong language & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/11/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU. What if Sirius Black had Disapparated right after Pettigrew framed him, and proceeded to kidnap Harry from the Durselys? Harry grows up with Sirius while hiding from former Death Eaters, the Ministry AND the Order of the Phoenix!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,148 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 618 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
There's Something Rotten in Rivendell by JennyJoy4 reviews
The usual: a girl from our world ends up in Middle Earth. But none of this is from her POV, she's not a MarySue, it's years before LotR is set, and she's never seen the movie. I'd like to know what you think! G, but there's some language. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,667 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 289 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 261 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/25/2002
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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With a resolute heart reviews
Triwizard Tournament with a Hunger Games twist. Every seven years, one boy and one girl from each house enters the Games. The champions must navigate the whims of the High Inquisitor, months of intense training, and then survive three deadly tasks and each other. Harry has a saving people thing. He doesn't fancy his chances. Especially against Tom Riddle. 6th years. 130K
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2023 - Published: 2/12/2023 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G.
Load the dice
Everyone at MI6 can see that Bond and Q are going to shag, the million-dollar question is when. MI6 employees are talented and perceptive. They were hired because they're willing to go to extreme lengths to get the job done, they're nosey, and they have no qualms about meddling with people's lives. It is the kind of environment where a betting pool could get somewhat out of hand.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,049 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2023 - Published: 2/12/2023 - [James Bond/007, Q 3]
Book-wyrm reviews
Let's do something different. Bilbo Baggins is not particularly ancient, or the lone member of a once great race of skin changers. He wasn't cursed, he's not on probation. He hasn't got a grudge to fulfil or a debt to repay. Bilbo is a completely ordinary dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/19/2021 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
An alternate point of view reviews
There's a reincarnated time traveller loose in Hogwarts. She's meddling with politics and Horcruxes just to start with, and the fallout is spreading across Britain. Some of her plans work and the outcome is good, even if there are side effects. Others go so wrong it's almost like someone is out to get her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 10/12/2019
Turned Around in Time reviews
Harry became the Master of Death but it's not perfect. There's no eternal youth and invulnerability, and the time travel is cool but pointless, because change is impossible in his universe. But there's another universe - it has superheros and mutants and perhaps enough flexibility to change time. This story meshes HP with the entire MCU. Will deviate from canon. Not OOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Harry P.
The ones left behind reviews
Set soon after the events of Infinity War pt1. Thanos wiped out half the universe. But he didn't leave the rest untouched. Deadpool is expecting Spiderman to show up to their regular patrol. Includes fanart.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Deadpool/Wade W., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Fighting for the end
Why does Morgana fight? She turned and she started digging for rock bottom, but why?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2017
Secret Keeper reviews
Sequel to Hope's Calling. For Harry, things were looking up. He owned most of his freedom, he knew how to orchestrate a good time, he had at least one functioning relationship at any given time. It was all more or less under control. Several explosions later, Harry never thought he'd long for a time when his issues were as simple as some idiot blowing a hole in reality.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Anders, Solas
Hope's Calling reviews
The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Zevran A., Cousland, Anders - Complete
Imagine what the world could be reviews
Hermione is brilliant, but she could have been amazing. Luna is absent, but never blind, because she has the one thing Hermione does not. 3rd person, Luna POV, character study, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Bound Together reviews
Before fourth year, Harry's summer is interrupted by the muggles discovering magic. Reactions vary from terror to love, and conflict between opinions is inevitable. Unity between all magical races must be achieved on the off chance that things get messy, and won't that be impossible to achieve? Canon until GoF. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Scales of Change reviews
A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bird's Eye View reviews
The Marauders Era: golden age for torturing staff. It wasn't all fun; it didn't remain a fairy tale. A troublesome Dark and benevolent Light Lord represent a deep fissure in society and Jenny Night, of unknown origins, is caught in the mess, not knowing what to believe. Her problems will rope in both sides of the conflict, prompting deception, betrayal and copious explosions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,848 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC
Culture Shock reviews
Brosca barely knew of trees before his escapade to the surface. Now, trekking through the Brecilian, he's had enough. He can barely wrap his head around it: they change with these things called 'seasons', grow out of rock, shelter enemies and attack passers-by. Oddly, they're not good conversationalists, but that's mainly because they're preoccupied with infuriating rhymes.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Wait, I don't think this is Narnia reviews
One shot. While looking for Narnia, Daniel accidently drags his overly sensible older sister Rachel into Middle Earth where they briefly encounter orcs, goblins, a balrog and the fellowship. What could possibly go wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Complete