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Joined 08-23-11, id: 3189811, Profile Updated: 12-13-12
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

hi, i'm shannon, and i'm a snarkaholic.

i no longer have regular access to a computer, but as soon as i get a netbook i'll be up and working again. i don't exactly know when that'll be, but i'm hoping it's soon.

also if you post ridiculous mary sue OC fics with spelling errors out the ass i automatically hate you and will never takes your attempts at writing seriously. (whoops i guess that means i hate 80% of the south park fandom)

ONESHOTS:

Bald Mountain - the thing i wrote for SPRMB. i actually really really like this.

How Soon is Now? - basically zuko becomes cynical to relationships after mai breaks up with him. idk. sometimes i like this, and sometimes i kind of really hate it. and sorry if i just spoiled you on the promise comics. whoops.

You and Whose Army? - i didn't do cartman/wendy (my OTP to end all OTPs except maybe maiko) justice. i'm sorry. it's weird and super disjointed and just... ugh. but anyway.

Should New Year's Parties Be Forgot (And Never Brought to Mind) - this was unbeta'd and written in haste for a south park yule thing on tumblr. it... could use some work. but i gotta admit, the craig and bebe snarkfest was REALLY fun to write.

ONGOING STORIES:

Forsooth - ah, yes. my south park big bang fic that i never entirely finished. part 1 is done, and part 2 will start up soon. hopefully.

You're Getting Ancient - on indefinite hiatus. maybe i'll start it up again if i get particularly inspired, but this looks unlikely.

FUTURE STORIES:

i'm really into A:TLA/legend of korra at the moment, and i've been working on a modern AU (no, wait, don't leave!) where the gaang goes on a roadtrip and gets into a bunch of shenanigans/drama/angst and i DON'T hate what i have so far! let's just see how much of that sentiment's going to change once i get a netbook and start editing the entire notebook i have filled with notes/dialogue.

i also want to do a LOST oneshot where ben and hurley discuss The Incident when they're off doing island protector stuff. the Hot Pocket Incident, that is.

and maaaaybe a harry potter thing where one of the minor characters tries to set up filch and madam pince so they'll stop being so miserable together, only for it to backfire tremendously.

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Beside Me in the Morning by J9nine reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
The Rectum is a Tomb by SekritOMG reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 233,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Invasion by pinkfloyd1770 reviews
Stan and Kyle go through the arduous process of expanding their family. StanxKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Long Kiss Goodnight by hollycomb reviews
Two thousand years later, Kyle is still trying to leave South Park, and Stan is along for the ride. An AU set in space.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Amalgamation by hollycomb reviews
AU - In 1862, Kyle's family is forced to move from New York to a tiny mining settlement at the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado. Kyle is 16 and miserable until he meets Stan, a fellow transplant who has been in town for three years. Their feelings for each other are shadowed by the town's haunted history, and for Kyle the local legends begin to feel more like real nightmares.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 82,636 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Secret Origin by Loopy777 reviews
One-shot Maiko story, in which Zuko discovers something new about the woman he loves and Mai gets Meta about something other than her rival ships and her reception with the fandom. Come one, come all, and discover the super-secret origin of Mai! Or, at least, one rather unique idea about it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
a lack of color by turtleducklings reviews
She thinks of her father, and it's then that she realizes that he is not the man slumped in the wrecked mecha-tank in front of her. -— Asami Sato and moving forward.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Asami S., Bolin - Complete
Swordswelter by hollycomb reviews
Cartman decides to get plastic surgery to correct the one thing about his body that bothers him most. Butters doesn't approve, but he's along for the ride as usual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Too Old To Dream by scarlettshazam reviews
Eighty-nine and on the edge of death, Stan Marsh relays his story of losing the one he loved. WWII AU oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Surviving Banishment from Public Television by julads reviews
The South Park High School team is on its way to winning the Matchwits Championship when an accident happens.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Guardian reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
and the history books forgot about us: five lives by jadeandlilac reviews
Now is not the time. There is never a time for them, never a place that stayed theirs long enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
Offering Garden Finery with a Frown by julads reviews
Stan Marsh, landscape architect for Mountain Springs Landscape Design, has a terrible Friday.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Iron Maiden by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Lin is hurting. Bumi comforts her. Won first place in the "Have We Met?" challenge on atlaland.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bumi, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Closet Kisses by Silver Bones in a Green Sauce reviews
A late 4th of July fic. Butters and Bebe play a game. Fluff. Sort of.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Butters S., Bebe S. - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Echo and Narcissus by Rhythm and Blues reviews
"This time it's me who searches the sky for the stars. Because I want to make a wish. But there are no such things as stars in the Capitol, and there's no such thing as wishes coming true in Panem." She can't tell him; he's too distracted to even notice.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
It's Hard to Know They're Out There by hollycomb reviews
They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Well and the Lighthouse by Petroica traversi reviews
AU: When Gregory is sent to France during World War II to assist the underground Resistance, he has no intention of surviving. Little does he know, once there, he'll find a reason to live. Gregstophe, Style, etc. Written for SPBB 2012!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Facebook Official by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
South Park Likes This by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Stalemate by H. Erectus reviews
In which Craig Tucker sucks, the rumor mill sucks, and a catch-22 screws everyone over. Stan/Kyle, minor Craig/Clyde. Maybe others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
I Dream of How We Were Once by scarlettshazam reviews
On December 1, 1969, Kenny and Stan are drafted to fight in the Vietnam War. One of them doesn't return. Stendy and Kendy, but at heart it is a Stan and Kenny friendship fic. Historical AU oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
What a Wonderful World by Miaou Jones reviews
Vignette with the Donovan siblings, post-"Reverse Cowgirl."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Clyde D. - Complete
Little Things by Katie1995 reviews
You are so infinitely unaware of how much you both know about each other, how much you wish to learn about each other. How much you wish you could ask him, but are too afraid to irritate him you refrain from such triviality. A Haymitch/Effie drabble, R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
The Valonqar by ermireallydontcare reviews
Maggy the Frog's prediction comes true, but not how Cersei thought it would.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
We're Both Still Here by scarlettshazam reviews
Clyde doubts himself, thinks everything of Craig, and feels best when he's with Tweek. Cryde smut, minor Cleek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D.
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Mysterion Mythos: Cthulhu Fhtagn by Jizena reviews
Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan & Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help,and Butters & the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos & insanity. Kenny/Red, Style, others. M for violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 495,792 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
Jew Swap by SekritOMG reviews
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Contented by LillyFrost reviews
Short Drabble about Bebe and Christophe, hanging out behind the high school. That's basically it.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Christophe, Bebe S. - Complete
i'll take to throwing all the pennies i stole by Aurora West reviews
At first, Ben feels like a cheap substitute for Richard Alpert.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ben, Hurley - Complete
Public Display of Affection by J9nine reviews
Harry teaches Ron about Muggle customs. Not slash, just silliness. Harry/Ron Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
There's Nothing In It by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Sexual Innuendos by spider fingers reviews
Kenny keeps passing Clyde inappropriate notes. Clyde doesn't know if he should feel flattered or offended. Hinted Clyde/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fall Back by J9nine reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
My Name is Kenny by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Left Turn by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Stan wakes up with a hangover, a shot memory, and his best friend naked next to him. Will this 'one-night stand' destroy their friendship? Or is a little change in order? Style. R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Extreme Avenger League by ShadyReporter reviews
This week on TEAL, another evil group rears its head, a lost character of the series makes an entrance, and Kenny's a flirt. How many more villains will the South Park kids have to face? Action/Adventure/Mystery/Romance/Comedy of the SP kids as superteens
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,140 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
You guys suck by Annanova reviews
This is Kyle, and I'd just like to point out a few things about this whole "slash" idea. That... and I need some help...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The White Road by perverse-idyll reviews
One day, comfortably set up in the afterlife, Lily Evans Potter switches on the telly and gets hooked on the Harry Potter show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
For the Widows in Paradise by PachucaSunrise reviews
After 20-odd years of constant death and resurrection, you'd think it would be easy to deal with the death of someone else. Kenny McCormick begs to differ.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Like a Virgin by MrsTater reviews
Shannon surprises Sayid with a personal question that leads him to an even more unexpected answer. 1x20, "Do No Harm"
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sayid, Shannon - Complete
Five Plus One by moonlitelm reviews
Five times Butters Stotch helped other people, and the one time someone helped him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
Wander, Lust by Lady Nightspike reviews
Candy fic: "Her words are simple, but they bite like steel. Her lightning shoots through him, tingles ringing like an echo through his body."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Valentine's Day Blues by Icelilly reviews
Wendy is sick on one of her favourite times of the year. While she's recovering, she gets a Valentine's Day card from an unlikely person. Candy. Made for a friend at DA.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
The Best New Year's Resolution Ever by theredpoofballhat reviews
Eric Cartman is playing a game with his "friends" where you write your New Year's Resolution on paper and place it in a hat, for others to read aloud. What is his? Rated T for Language. Candy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
On One Condition by J9nine reviews
"Come on, Craig! It'll be no fun without you!" "It'll be no fun with me. Prom is just a stupid, shallow, over-rated end-of-year dance that girls—and Clyde, evidently—spend way too much money on dresses for."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Rebellion by Bialy reviews
Wendy can trace, very clearly, the events that brought her to Eric Cartman's bedroom in the darkest hours of the night. Giving herself up to him is simply a test. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Duke of Vienna is GodModding by Bialy reviews
There, in her inbox, was an email from someone Wendy had honestly expected never to hear from again. Candy, set twenty years on. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Misadventures of Cartman and Wendy by Shuggie reviews
High school is over and college is a thing of the past. Rich, sucessful, and two time zones away from the headache that is South Park, Wendy and Eric Cartman now live in blissful matrimony.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,043 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Man To Man by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Set right after The Boiling Rock. Sokka and Zuko decide to go on a fishing trip to bond like the manly men they are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sexual Dimorphism by Juxtaposie reviews
or Five Times Sokka Acceded Victory. Five moments every couple must face. Sokka wants to stick to tradition. Unfortunately, so does Suki. Post-series, speculation, spoiler-free? meaning I myself have been unspoiled and therefore cannot spoil anyone else
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Spilled in Beside Her by glamaphonic reviews
Mai and Zuko get drunk and Mai has no one to blame but herself. MaiZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
68 Percent by postal reviews
AU. It was as though he was watching a heinous, gory, flaming car crash and he couldn’t look away. He would have read it again, if not for his immediate acute desire to throw up. MAIZUKO
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in Jawbreaker by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of hilarious and mostly fictional outtakes and extended scenes from the 1999 black comedy, Jawbreaker. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments and reviews welcome!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007
The Return of Faith Plus 1 by moonyprof reviews
Faith Plus 1 rises out of the ashes: we're only in it for the money. Cartman is born again on some talk shows, release parties, touring, and a lot of discoveries about relationships. WendyCartman, and very mild KyleStan. Rating for some sexual themes in
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Never Trust Your Friends by Modern Audrey reviews
When you've dated a person for seven years and have yet to get beyond second base, do the math. Something just doesn't add up... StanKyle, WendyCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by Shuggie reviews
Graduation is fast approaching. Everyone is under lots of stress with exams and deadlines. The only thing that can make Wendy's last few weeks as a high school student more aggrivating is Eric Cartman. WendyCartman, slight StanKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Bald Mountain reviews
"Let's go drive up the mountain," they said. "It will be fun," they said. Written for SPRMB.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Forsooth reviews
After their teacher suddenly quits, Craig and Bebe try to keep the Drama program afloat the only way they know how: Shakespeare. Written for SPBB. Candy, Kenbe, one-sided Style and other pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Craig T., Bebe S.
How Soon is Now? reviews
At first, Zuko tries to not make a big deal out of it. The way he sees it, Fire Lords are not supposed to have mental breakdowns over losing their first love. Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
You and Whose Army? reviews
When you play the Game of Sexual Tension, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. Candy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Should New Year's Parties Be Forgot reviews
Clyde, Token and Craig try to remember what happened last night. South Park Yule gift for fallinglikeflying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
You're Getting Ancient reviews
A collection of various documents from the boys' junior year. ON HIATUS UNTIL SPBB ENDS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger