Byrdde
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Joined 01-01-03, id: 319051
Author has written 14 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Discworld, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Charmed, and Inuyasha.
(Formerly known as 'Blue')

Well, I've had to change my pen name due to certain unexpected updates to the ff.net system, hopefully this will not be an issue.

I’m afraid, as it’s my junior year of high school, that I won’t be writing much in the months to come, but I’ll try to squeeze it in between schoolwork, homework, and band. Otherwise, it’s going to be pure academia for me.

Valé!

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And for any of you looking for Ari's Journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ari_hime

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The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Introduction to Noveltry 101 by Ayame Kazeai reviews
Welcome to the first in a series of lessons for aspiring young novelists, taught by master writer Shigure Sohma. Laugh, enjoy, and PAY ATTENTION.. because there's a test at the end of class!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2596 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Cursed Monk by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
Miroku asks the wrong person his famous question, and receives a new curse on top of the Air Rip. What's he to do when his every lecherous act turns him more into - a kitsune? ON HIATUS.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Miroku, Sango
His and Hers by Blue Topaz reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to write a journal together. The last part is the collection of bloopers submitted by the readers, thanks so much guys.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,046 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Currency of the Heart by DominoFalling reviews
A romantic story of a Patrician and a Princess, Pirates and a Portrait – and other stuff beginning with a P. PG13 for violence, language, implied torture and rampant sensuality.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
As the Cookie Crumbles by VirtualFaerie reviews
On Ginny's non-wedding day, she falls off her balcony into the arms of Draco Malfoy. Being drunk and all, she doesn't know who he is. Thankfully she's got Colin to sober her up. Ginny owns a small cookie shop in Diagon Alley, which Draco's company hires t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Diaries of a Band by ILoanADogma reviews
PG 13 for language and some,er, other things. Title is basically self-explanatory. V. Funny. So, what really goes through the minds of each instrument? What does that trumpet REALLY think of the clarinet? Everyone included, drum major-drummer-sax+more
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Marauder Chronicles by C.K. Talons reviews
COMPLETE "They say that the world is a wonderful place, full of love, happiness and joy. Until recently I believed that. But times have changed. What they don't tell you, is there are people out there who are more like monsters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 414,220 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Justin FinchFletchley and the Normal Teenage Prob by Lassiter reviews
lem. Cursed be space constraints. An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. So, as she saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily busines
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Rubeus H., Severus S.
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Secret Shames reviews
Every one has something to be ashamed of…snapshots of the Inu gang’s deepest, darkest secrets
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Christmas Present reviews
Someone seems to have sent Draco a late Christmas present...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Draco M.
The Nth Sister reviews
There always seems to be another Halliwell around when one’s needed. Where on Earth (or affiliated dimensions) do they come from?
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/26/2004
Hag reviews
Someone’s been sneaking into Diagon Alley…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Draco M.
Road Trip reviews
SG-1 takes a little detour on their way to Washington… [FINISHED!]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003
Minor Gods reviews
As Havelock Vetinari is about to discover, belief is a powerful thing… [Finished!]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 11/29/2003
Spearfishing reviews
Spearfishing with Draco Malfoy? Every fangirl's dream...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Field Notes reviews
Sam's laptop, complete with some not-so-official notes, has gone missing off world. So not good...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fluffy Draco reviews
Every fangirl should have one of her very own!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Draco M.
Family reviews
A face out of Daniel's past, and a story that shakes the foundations of the SGC… [suspended indefinitely]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003 - D. Jackson
Guardian reviews
Daniel's famous luck (or lack thereof) is earning him some extra attention… [incomplete]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - D. Jackson
Lady Vetinari reviews
Vetinari and a certain young lady have stopped by his mother’s manor. Unfortunately, the Lady Vetinari seems to have a very wrong impression…
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Assassin's Bane reviews
Havelock Vetinari is an up and coming in the Assassin’s Guild, but someone keeps getting in his way...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
Revenge and Consequences reviews
The Doctor has a plan to punish Tom for his inattention to his duties in sickbay. But what will Tom do in retaliation when he’s forced to perform the most dreaded duty on board?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003 - T. Paris, Doctor