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Joined 08-23-11, id: 3190742
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, Parodies and Spoofs, and My Little Pony.
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Race for One Piece by Teruul reviews
The journey to find One Piece is not an easy one, but does she have what it takes? To stand face to face with both old and new terrors of the sea and chase after a dream the whole world tries to stop her from achieving? Follow Atalaya as she gathers a crew and sails to Grand Line, her goal to defy the laws of nature and become the King of Pirates!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 271 - Words: 822,380 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/19/2012
Black Glove Pirates: Journey Through Paradise by Sir Gar the Bold reviews
SEQUEL TO BLACK GLOVE PIRATES. The newly-named captain and her crew have gotten out of West Blue, but the Grand Line is a whole different world. They will put everything on the line to fight to the top. Rated M for graphic violence and other adult themes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 482,156 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/23/2011
BAU High School by 14hpgirl19 reviews
It's the start of senior year for six students. It's also the start of new friendships, rivalries, and relationships. Everything will change. MULTI-CHAPTER. The whole team will make an appearance. Please R&R! Rated T to be safe. Hotch/Emily JJ/Reid Morgan/Garcia WINNER: 2012 PROFILER'S CHOICE AWARD: BEST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 116,554 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Senior Year by Acathla reviews
Senior year of high school for the guys and gals of SVU and Criminal Minds. Set in modern times. Even if you don't like HS AU fics...give this one a chance...you won't be sorry.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,243 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ]
You Said Yes by MeGkAtHeRiNe reviews
Emily loses a bet and ends up in one of the newest and most exclusive bars in town.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Under the Northern Lights by Nattam reviews
Princess Luna leaves for a diplomatic mission to Tarandroland, cold northern kingdom of the reindeer, and convinces Twilight to keep her company. When there, they find themselves caught up in something quite like Luna - a remnant of the age of myths.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 195,427 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
The Complete Pokédex by Silent Dre reviews
A comprehensive guide to the 718 species that inhabit the world of Pokémon, inspired by works such as Chencheya's Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon. This is, quite simply, an exhaustive work of Pokémon fanon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011
Far From Home by Selfless-Touched-Storyteller reviews
"Experience is a brutal teacher. But we learn-my god, do we learn." C.S. Lewis. The BAU must race to save a member of their team...before it's too late.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,523 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
KINDERGARTEN by HermioneMaggieJareau reviews
You've seen what the team is like now, but now you'll get to see what they were like in kindergarten. Also, all the characters are the same age.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,319 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Independence by whimsical-one-ga reviews
The BAU goes undercover to Montana after another agent winds up dead and there is concern about a terrorist group. Now they're back and trying to sort things out as they figure out how to move forward back in their world. Hotch/JJ centric but the other team members are involved also. Finally complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Chaperones by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. Han and Leia serve as chaperones on their kids' field trip to Tatooine. Will they keep their sanity?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Grudge by Afaceanyonecouldlove reviews
The team gets letters from someone who calls themself "Hate". Hate threatens the team mostly Reid in an unusual way, he sends the team videos of Reid being tormented in High School and photographs of what he would look like after beatings. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
A Moment Like This by JasmineCullen079 reviews
While working a case in New Orleans, Reid gets more then he bargained for.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - S. Reid
LMFAO by SSAFunbar reviews
Spencer Reid has a secret life away from the BAU, but the team start seeing some changes in him and become worried. What they find is nothing they would have ever expected. Warning: very ooc and there are a few swear words, but nothing too bad.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Sanction of the Victim by Evie McFarland reviews
Reid is getting strange messages from an unsub who considers himself the personification of a fictional character. When Reid refuses to follow his orders, what are the ramifications?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,162 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
One Piece: Full Throttle! by Yajuu-Kikuishi reviews
A story of revenge, a story of progress and a story of nakama loyalty. Delve into the One Piece universe as you join a pirate on his journey to the Grand Line and Beyond.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 131,590 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by aslycsi1315 reviews
An innocent question by Jack Hotchner reveals secrets about each team member's love life. Some secrets that are revealed are innocent while some are naughty...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Forced Sleepover by Whiitewolf reviews
What happens when the BAU is forced to spend the whole night together? Games ensue! And secrets are spilled! WARNING: Major OOC. This entire fic is out of character. It's meant to be that way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,732 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Attack of the Snuggies by Evelyn92 reviews
The BAU comes under attack. From snuggies. With a little inside help from one Penelope Garcia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - P. Garcia - Complete
Noises by greengirl82 reviews
The team overhears noises that sound like Hotch and Emily are getting it on. Eight shot. COMPLETED. Winner of 2012 CM Profiler's Choice Award for Best Humor/Comedy
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
KND Voice Inbox by FallenHero93 reviews
In which we take a look at several KND characters' voice messages. Inspired by Mathematica's Inbox.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
Retaliate by greengirl82 reviews
Nobody ever said it'd be easy to prank a pranker... Five shot on pranks. Completed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Facebook Fun in the FBI by karoanton reviews
Just a Facebook fic I felt like writing. Reid/Seaver and possibly some Morgan/Prentiss in later chapters. Note: the review button is your very best friend I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid
Alphabet Drabbles by Eternal Soldier reviews
Drabbles based on a word for each letter of the alphabet. Various characters and genres.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The Shrink Is In by greengirl82 reviews
Emily goes to see a shrink... A three shot crackfic. COMPLETED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Two Princes by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Another take on those fics where the team is in high school. Will be Reid-centric and include him meeting two guys who seem interested in him. Featuring Hotch as a prep, Morgan as a gang member, Emily as a goth and Gideon as a concerned dad. Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - S. Reid
Reid's attempt at Relaxation by Whiitewolf reviews
Reid attempts to relax in a bubble bath in the hotel on their last night. Little does he know, an eight legged visitor wants to join him. Derek comes to the rescue. Written for the Weekly Prompts and a Birthday Fic. Morgan/Reid Friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Typical OCs by OP Inc reviews
Parodies of the typical archtypes of OC's in fanfiction.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Backwoods by greengirl82 reviews
Who knew traveling in the woods during a case wasn't safe? That's what happens when two agents go missing during a case... Total crackfic. Two shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Coffee by Hinfallend reviews
'This isn't going to be good,' Prentiss thought to herself when Rossi came back from the coffee counter with a half apologetic look on his face.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
International cooperation by halfanorski reviews
The BAU is called in to help the Organisation of the United Nations. An old friend of one of the team members is being targeted. Or is she really the intended target? And who exactly stands behind the unsub?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Monkeys and Penguins by Daisyangel reviews
Written for the CCOAC Original Character challenge. Pinch-hit for Thn7015. her chosen character, Aaron Hotchner, her assigned character, Whitney Crabtree a mother of a friend of Jack's. They go on a trip to the zoo with their kids class. Hope you like it
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Ballroom Dancing by cr8zymommy reviews
A short fic for fun of Spencer teaching the others to waltz
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Who's Ever Ready by Zabe Rogue reviews
My response to the CCOAC OC Challenge. Dr. Spencer Reid just got shot in the freaking leg and his long, lost friend, Cassie Germand, is the ER nurse taking care of him. Just u think the surprises would end...they just keep on coming! NOW COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
One night too many by alrightmakessence reviews
what happens when the BAU team is caught in the office on a friday after work? hilarity ensues...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Delving into the Darkness by Avirra reviews
Reid pays a visit to a Life Coach. Does he really need help with trust issues? Written for Fanfic Challenge 20 - The Original Character Challenge
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
My Lips Are Sealed by greengirl82 reviews
Emily's got good news but Hotch doesn't want her to spill the beans to their friends...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by jekkah reviews
Written for Leila Grant's Birthday. Morgan and Garcia's wedding causes Jack to question Hotch on weddings, love, and kissing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] Jack H. - Complete
The Adventures of Fred and Monty by mrytale2-5 reviews
Garcia goes on a secret mission for Henry's birthday and ends up helping an unexpected person, my entry to the CCOAC original character challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - P. Garcia - Complete
As Long as I'm Living by DreamersScape reviews
He couldn't very well back out now, could he? Morgan, Prentiss, Garcia - heck, none of his team - would ever let him live it down; he could confront an armed UnSub, but he couldn't handle a little boy for a few measly hours? A 'missing scene' from 7x16.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2012 - S. Reid, Henry L. - Complete
Not a dry eye by Hotchglare reviews
The BAU accompany Hotch to a school performance of Jack's.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jack H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Joy Of Children by 14hpgirl19 reviews
Written for the CCOAC OC Challenge. DEA agent Fulmer Dickey is completely against having children until he talks to the BAU Unit Chief... The one person who should be against having children as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hottie With The Sexy Body by Peekabooo reviews
After Reid gets pushed out of a window at an unsub's house, Much like Morgan did in season 5. He has to get stitches and go shirtless..but he's definitely been working out.. what happens when JJ and Prentiss like what they see? XOneshotX
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
New Best Friend by PadawanGirl reviews
On Spencer's first day at daycare, he meets a new friend. AU
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Road Show by rockhotch31 reviews
David Rossi and my OC Matt Taylor do a college recruiting presentation. How much trouble will the BAU bad boys get into? A sequel to "A Monster in the Fortress", it can be a stand alone. A very light and humorous one shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/18/2012 - D. Rossi - Complete
Adventures on a Floridian Cruise by Karabou95 reviews
Sequel to Kid Me Not. The team heads off for another case: this time on a cruise ship in Florida. They go undercover as a family with Reid, JJ, Prentiss and Morgan as the kids.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011
No More Jumping On the Bed by Zyra M reviews
A quiet moment in the Solo house interrupted by some rambunctious children and their innocent questions.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Lunch Anyone? by greengirl82 reviews
Who knew lunch with these people would turn out to be anything but boring? Warning: Jack-centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Not So Secret by Khanlock Holmes reviews
Reid gets a name and number from a girl... and fails to hide it from Morgan!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Scrabble For Two by greengirl82 reviews
Emily and Jack have a little chat while playing Scrabble... Written For: Longbourn22
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jack H. - Complete
Easter Memories by katiekat784 reviews
An Easter FanFic, Why doesn't JJ like Easter. Written for the Criminal Minds Easter Prompt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Welcome Home, Batman by Ren Kayashima reviews
Jason Reid asks his mother why his dad is always gone, so what happens when she tries to come up with a kid friendly comparison of Spencer Reid's job. A Ibuprofen and Plasma oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
The King of fools by xLIVExEVILxSTEALxCOOKIESx reviews
Series of one shots starting with "King of fools" See what happens when Morgan decides to have some fun on April 1st Reidcentric, rated T for swearing
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The College Years by amyyrileyy reviews
AU. Morgan, Prentiss, JJ, and Reid in college together.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,574 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan
Technology is NOT My Friend! by lindai8792 reviews
What happens when you use technology you don't understand? How do simple statements suddenly become controversial? Many things...use your imagination!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Satan's Slumber Party by hxchick reviews
What happens when Dave's daughter Katie throws a slumber party? Based on real events from ilovetvalot's life. Multi-chapter, set in the 'Family Ties' Universe. OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - D. Rossi - Complete
Gawking, Ogling, and Drooling by Longbourn22 reviews
The BAU men heard some commotion in Garcia's office. They realized Garcia, JJ, and Emily were in there and having what seemed to be an ogling fest! Hotch became jealous when Emily uttered a man's name as if she wanted to...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Everfree by TheyCallMeJub reviews
Its wartime in Equestria. Lieutenant First Class Twilight Sparkle is charged with leading Company Everfree on its first tour of duty against the rebels deeply entrenched in the Everfree forest. AU
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
Bringing Home Baby by jekkah reviews
Sequel to "A Brother's Work Is Never Done" Jack and Henry's baby sister arrives. Written as a birthday gift for Daisy Angel - JJ/Hotch, Rossi/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] Jack H., Henry L.
Super Hereos by Leila Grant reviews
Written for DaisyAngel for her birthday. Jack explains to Henry what Aaron and JJ do for a living.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Reid's Challenge by Whiitewolf reviews
Written for the March challenge. Reid gets left with the task of baby sitting both Jack and Henry. When problems arise, and he gives the boys too much sugar, he's forced to call on the only person he can get a hold of for help. David Rossi.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Spencer in Charge by mabelreid reviews
Spoilers for "A Family Affair." Reid must contend with a drunk JJ and Emily, and with Henry before Hotch's race. A sort of filler for the time between the end of the case and Hotch at the finish line.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
The Biggest Change by shana852963 reviews
The recess gang is in high school. They aren't the close bunch of friends they once were; in fact, they hardly ever say a word to one another. But when one event occurs that will change each teen's life forever, will it be enough to reunite the group?
Recess - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,245 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
When Geeks Have Kittens by AhmoseInarus reviews
written for Zabe Rogue for the Back to the Basics March Spring Challenge on CCOAC - Reid and Garcia are heading in to work discussing tree houses, when they find a box of kittens. And of course, Garcia can't just leave them there!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia
Bribed by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. On a day when Emily has been 'blessed' by Mother Nature, she and Hotch engage in the age-old dispute of the sexes: who has it worse? Women or men? Heavy T rating for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Vodka Shots and Slurred Star Wars Quotes by CriminalMindsChick6 reviews
The team head out to celebrate a finished case and as the drinks start pouring, the team party more. Who is it that Prentiss wakes up next to? ONESHOT just for a bit of fun. May do a flashback chapter if I get enough requests/views :D
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - E. Prentiss
The Genius, The Witch, and The Coffee Shop by United Profilers reviews
Reid meets Beth for the first time at his favorite coffee house. He learns what she really thinks about Hotch, and he's not pleased. Beth fans beware!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2012 - S. Reid, Beth C. - Complete
The Princess and the Pants by Amara Z reviews
Han had wanted to get into Leia's pants for years, but not quite like this.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Aaron and Emily: A Family Affair by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
In celebration of Aaron finishing the triathlon, a party is thrown at the Hotchner house. HP JRo MG ReA
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Recess: The Next Generation by cece1090 reviews
So everyone knows the 5th grade kids, but what about after? Sometimes there's more to growing up than getting older and the best friends explore life and maturity together in a wild yet close to home way. Based off Skins UK. Hard T. Lan. Sex. Etc
Recess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - TJ D., A. Spinelli
Saving Derpy by Animegx43 reviews
The Mane 6 are not willing to stand around and let their friend suffer in a prison cell. They must rescue Derpy from injustice. -Save Derpy one-shot-
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Brother's Work Is Never Done by jekkah reviews
Jack helps Henry with his first day of school. Hotch/JJ *Written for Leila Grant*
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
A Very Jedi WorkOut by werelemur reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan know how to get their blood pumping ...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Snowboarding & Free Coffee by Post U Later reviews
When Morgan bets Reid he can beat him in a race of elevator Vs. stairs, the team learns something that they never would have thought had been true about the young genius. ONESHOT Please READ & REVIEW! Or at least just READ! X3
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/27/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
ATT: Breed All about It by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Oneshot tie-in to All This Time. Summary is inside to avoid spoiling those who haven't read/finished ATT. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Another year by I'm.a.bounty.hunter reviews
Emily transfers to a new school for her senior year, she meets a lot of new people. But the one she person that really intrigues her keeps disappearing. This is my first story. I do not own Criminal Minds i'm just borrowing their characters
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
A Wicked First Date by Serenitychan13 reviews
Spencer kept the young lady's number and now, three days later, he's making the fateful phone call, with a little help from his friends. Morgan can be a mean, mean SOB! Now they're going to see a show! And gelato! Contains an OC - don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Reid
Subtitles by United Profilers reviews
"Closed captions are a good way to read while watching television." Spencer quipped. The rest of the team however, didn't share the same enthusiasm.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Spencer's Crush by United Profilers reviews
After Reid goes to a new coffee house across the street, he doesn't return. Worried, Morgan sets out to find him, when he does, the young doctor is just standing near the edge of the street, staring at the coffee place, but the reason why is surprising.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Lovely Little Distraction by aslycsi1315 reviews
Over the course of a summer, teammates Morgan, Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ, begin to use iM as a way to deal with the stress of the work. However, they run into problems when Hotch believes it to be a distraction…..
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Valentine Death Wish by AnimationNut reviews
My entry for the 2012 Valentine Challenge at CCOAC. Thanks to Morgan, Reid hates Valentine's Day. But when he plans a little revenge, the result is less than stellar and Reid finds himself with a Valentine death wish that he hopes won't come true.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Return of the Sith by SithMasterJosh reviews
Book 2 of the New Empire Trilogy, the story continues as Darth Arisin and his sister, Emperor's Hand Leia Organa, expand their powers and realize that the war may be over, but conflict will never die.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78,843 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
What happens in Vegas by fire-bird3224 reviews
When the team goes to Vegas, Morgan and Reid wake up to learn some shocking news... Morgan x Reid friendship!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Meet The Hotchners by pupeez4eva reviews
"Spencer tugged on Gideon's trouser leg. "She always rambles when she's nervous" he stage-whispered." - Aaron Hotcher invites his boss, Jason Gideon, to a Hotchner family dinner. Of course it doesn't go as planned. AU, kid!fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
So I Met This Girl by Serenitychan13 reviews
Spencer Reid turns back up at the office after what seems to be a coffee break from Hell. The team wants to know what's going on and they want to know NOW. It all started when he met this girl...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Reid
Of Klingons and Bloodwine by Sehrezad reviews
It's Star Trek weekend for Emily and Reid! Written for the New Year's Resolution Challenge on CCOAC. It's mainly a lighthearted friendship piece with a little Morgan/Prentiss on the side.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Cookie Thief by Immortal Insanity reviews
Written for Criminal Minds weekly prompt. Derek is facing accusations left and right! He didn't steal the cookies, why won't they believe him?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Reid's Gift To Himself by Taomerline Fanfiction reviews
For the CCOAC New Year's Resolution Challenge - Reid decides to make a major change in his life, hoping to keep himself sane. But will it drive him crazy from all the deciding, thinking, planning, and trying to implement his resolutions?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
With The Times by AhmoseInarus reviews
New Years Resolution Challenge for CCOACF. Reid, tired of jokes and references going over his head makes, a resolution to stay familiar with pop culture. He approaches Rossi for help with this. But do Reid and pop culture really mix?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
The Curse Of The Missing Coffee Machine by pupeez4eva reviews
When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Ponytail Problem by United Profilers reviews
Well, Hotch needed some way to persuade the youngest of his team to get a haircut...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Belated Birthday by Yaraslava Rada reviews
So the team forgot our favorite Genius' birthday. Reid's POV on the situation. Prentiss' thoughts while finding out. The Team's reactions. Party time. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Theres Accident Prone And Theres Walking Disaster by pupeez4eva reviews
Reid's always been a magnet for trouble, but this is just ridiculous.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
A Sudden Parental Epiphany by GravityNeko reviews
Luke imparts some sage thoughts on a ravenously hungry Ben.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Luke S., Ben S. - Complete
Inspection by tfm reviews
It's inspection time, and backstory inconsistencies are coming back to haunt them. gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Trixie's Revenge by outlaw4rc reviews
Trixie returns to Ponyville, ready to steal Twilight Sparkle's magic as payback for ruining her reputation. Her plan succeeds but in an unexpected way.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie - Complete
Ceasefire by WarHorse72 reviews
OFFICIAL SUMMARY INSIDE. The greatly awaited sequel to Guardians! Advisable to read that first. ON HIATUS
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Childhood Nostalgia by BeyondtheDarkside101 reviews
What if Gideon and Frank had met as children?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2012 - J. Gideon, Frank B. - Complete
Go Penguins! by LtTanyaBoone reviews
Who knew that signing your kid up for the soccer team would somehow make you the new assistant coach? *written for the cmpromptmeme on LJ*
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Applied Physics by SamiCausti reviews
Sometimes the team needs a little time away from the cases. Unfortunately for Reid, sometimes that involves things like skating... Short one-shot, some almost-Remily-shipping
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Just a Little Unwell by Avirra reviews
Reid makes a New Year's Resolution to spend more time with his mother. J.J. and Henry come along for the first visit of the year. Written for Fanfic Challenge 17 – The New Year's Resolution Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Recess: A New Era by idq3199 reviews
A series of one-shots about a new set of 3rd streeters, most of whom are in fourth grade, the character Alabaster in fifth. It starts in Fall 2011. It is overdramatic like Recess , but light and fun. Enjoy, read, and review!
Recess - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012
Tropes by Forseti Purge reviews
Reconfig of Fiery Finding and Talked Tropes. What if Garcia finds this website, Tvtropes? How would Morgan react? And what would Hotch say? In this fic, you'll discover why Hotch is so stoic...Read and review! Love you!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Truth or Dare by Grasspaw reviews
Oh, dear. Fluttershy can't really say she's enjoying this game very much, especially when Rainbow Dash has to go and ask the one question she would very much like to avoid answering.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Big Macintosh, Fluttershy - Complete
Once upon a time by lizzabet reviews
Women are found dead all over D.C with the only link being "the end" carved in to the women's chest and Prentiss ends up getting more then involved in the case. While the team tries to find the killer Prentiss finds herself on several dates with a man. Some chapters rated M.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
The New Empire by SithMasterJosh reviews
What if Luke embraced the Dark Side aboard the second Death Star and became Darth Sidious' new Apprentice? In book 1 of an epic trilogy, we see Luke's first steps on the road to greatness as a Dark Lord of the Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - E. Palpatine, Luke S. - Complete
Jingle Bells Kids Next Door by don'twannabetorn9 reviews
It's Christmas Day and Sector V is having a small party to unwrap their gifts, find out Who's been Naughtey or Nice this year !
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Final Thoughts by SithMasterJosh reviews
A decapitated Dooku struggles to remember how he got into such a predicament. In the few minutes of consciousness he has left, he recounts the final moments of his life and reaches a startling conclusion.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Count Dooku
The Power of the Press Conference by LogicBomb.32 reviews
The press is simply another the tool in the belt of the FBI and I, I am the master of this tool.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Sexual Harassment Training by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
The team, after barely surviving therapy, now must report to sexual harassment training. And boy what an hour it will be. Let's hope our favorite profilers make it out in one piece! Dave/JJ, Hotch/Em, M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
The Other Version Of Star Wars by Alderaan Girl reviews
I asked my friend to make a short summary of Star Wars and she never even watched it. It ended up really funny, enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Chewbacca - Complete
The Car Conundrum by KricketWilliams reviews
Morgan's car gives him a little trouble, and the team help him decide on his next purchase. Just a oneshot based on an observation. As usual, I don't own anything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Group Therapy by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
The team has to endure an our of group therapy, but sadly, it gets worse. H/P, Ro/JJ, M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Guardians by WarHorse72 reviews
Twilight always knew the military wasn't wanted by most ponies. But it takes a trip to Stalliongrad going wrong for her to realize just how much they kept order and safety in Equestria regardless. Grimdark and hints of Twilight/OC if you squint.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,433 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Trixie's Story by Rated PonyStar reviews
Based on the comic by matrix541: Upon being humilated in Ponyville, Trixie remembers how she once was the happiest unicorn in Equestria and how it all came apart...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Trixie, Princess Celestia - Complete
Tears for the Devil by Epesi B reviews
Discord has been defeated, and all is well again. So why isn't Fluttershy as happy as her friends? Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Fluttershy - Complete
Battle: Duro by Lord Duro reviews
General Grievous is about to launch his biggest campaign yet against the Core Worlds in the savage Clone Wars. The Republic-and a planet-will never be the same again. Fits in with established canon.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,252 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - General Grievous
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
FOOD FIGHT! by SlutcliffInYourPants reviews
The title says it all. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything to do with CriminaL Minds except that framed photo of them on my wall:
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
BAU Pool Party by ScottieTheCat reviews
The BAU team is in for a bit of fun at JJ's new pool!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,973 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
The Fax Machine by nebula2 reviews
A day at the office with no UnSubs to chase should be uneventful right? Not when a fax machine has other ideas.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - D. Morgan, J. Gideon - Complete
Reid and the Spinny Chair by Angel Sun reviews
Reid, Morgan, and a Spinny Chair... nuff said XDDD
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jedi Destiny I: Hate of the Jedi by Mikells reviews
Two promising young students are delivered to the Jedi Praxeum for training in the ways of the Jedi. But when one of them goes missing with Jaina Solo, Luke must race to find the culprits, culminating in a sinister showdown with a long forgotten foe.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Luke S., Jacen S., Jaina S., Zak A. - Complete
Jackpot by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Need a Ride? by Shadow Sakura reviews
A few of the agents find out Reid has a girlfriend, and she's not quite what they expected. Reid/OC. While new chapters will be added as I write them, they are all one-shots, and as such it is marked as complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Don't talk to Strangers by ROSSELLA1 reviews
A trip to the mall yields unexpected results for the Hotchner boys.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Spencer's Summer Outfit by United Profilers reviews
Hotch offers the team a chance to spend a day at the beach, but Garcia won't accept Reid's lack of proper clothing for their mini-vacation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Kiss and Tell by camcalli reviews
Friends should be required to share their sexual exploits with their squadron mates, right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Luke S., Wedge A.
DECOMPARTMENTALIZING by Iamsiameseifyouplease reviews
For nearly five years Reid has kept a very important secret from the team. Join them on a weeklong journey of discovery filled with love and laughter. Rating for safety - sexual innuendo and double entendre. Please review, NO FLAMES.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Reid, Lila A. - Complete
Taking Care of Daddy by blackandblueangel reviews
Jack takes care of his daddy while he's sick. H/P friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Black Glove Pirates by Sir Gar the Bold reviews
Cast out of the organization in which she was born, Black Glove Cassandra sets out to prove that she can make her name resound throughout the heavens... by becoming the first Queen of the Pirates. NON-CANONICAL, no Mugiwaras. M for gory scenes/swearing.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 327,116 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Spare Time by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Virginity by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Jack asks Aaron an uncomfortable question.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Jingle Bells with Jack and Henry by HermioneMaggieJareau reviews
Morgan teaches Jack and Henry his version of Jingle Bells. And Strauss isn't too happy about it. I know it's late for the holidays, but please read still. Thank you.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
A Very Garcia Shopping Trip by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Morgan and Garcia go to the mall and something or someone pisses Garcia off! M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Just Shoot it! by Hotchglare reviews
A team get together after a long case could spell danger for one member.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Happy Holidays by Angel N Darkness reviews
While at the BAU Christmas party Dave and Spencer have a talk.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Angel N Darkness reviews
What happens when there is mistletoe all around the BAU bull pen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Mistletoe? by Dr.Sarcastic reviews
The agents decide to create some Christmas-themed mischief that puts JJ and a certain genius in a compromising position.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Slashed to 60 by mabelreid reviews
A follow up to "Reflection of Desire." Emily decides it's high time to show Reid that it's easy to slash an IQ of 187 to 60
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Babybel by Panshope reviews
Emily looked at the cart and wondered if it would be acceptable for a grown woman, not to mention an FBI agent, to sit in it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Spencer's Stand by Angel N Darkness reviews
Spencer runs into Strauss at the coffee shop. What happens when Spencer doesn't think before he speaks for once?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Picking Dinner by apracot reviews
The team's hungry but all hell breaks loose when they try to deside where to get dinner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Reid's Coffee by danicalif80 reviews
Never get in the way of Reid's coffee, a bit of a crackfic R&R PLZ
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Out of the Darkness by goose29 reviews
What happens when there is a blackout in the city where the BAU is investigating? Just a quick one-shot inspired by having nothing to do during a blackout.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Hearts and Minds by KawaiixCherryxBlossom reviews
**On Hiatus**When you throw a bunch of Pokémon characters into their final year of high school, what do you get? Drama, romance, angst, humour, tragedy… It’s going to be a year they’ll never forget. Poke, Advance, Contest and Ego Shipping, amongst others.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,436 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/19/2004
Left the stove on by Jente Bidernais reviews
Morgan has the feeling he forgot something....... And guess what: he is right!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Justice League by aversaurx3 reviews
Penelope and Derek were sitting in the office when Penelope started to talk about well... the justice league. One shot. R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2008 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Happens in Threes by editor frog reviews
It all started with a coffee cup...and got worse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Found By Fate by Julie Horwitz reviews
Story two in my Revenge of the Sith what if? trilogy. The sequel to A New Destiny. A mistaken admission by one of the Skywalker children leads to disaster.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 69,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Leia O., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A New Destiny by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Revenge of the Sith what if? story. ObiWan Kenobi is prevented from boarding Padmé's ship and everything changes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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The Other Adventures in Ponyville reviews
A series of stories based around the lives of the various background ponies in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The maturity of each story will vary from K to T.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011
To the Ends of the Galaxy: Sins of the Republic reviews
The Galaxy is at peace. The Republic has been in an era of economic prosperity for decades. Most beings are happy and content in their current state, but on the edges of the galaxy a dark empire is finishing its preparations for a deadly war.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Cut 'Em Down
Gen. Douglas MacArthur has declared the island of Iwo Jima secure. As the remaining Japanese are rooted out of their tunnels, the Americans are about to face a new enemy, one just as determined than the last.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete