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Author has written 19 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Big Bang Theory.

Hello fanfiction.net universe! My name is Marisa, and I love to write.

Anywho, my current thing is Phineas and Ferb, as is evidenced by my fifteen stories.

Phineas and Ferb ships:
Phinabella, Canderemy, Ferbetchen (for their child/teen years) Ferbnessa (once they've grown up), Baljinger, Milly/Buford (because Milly and Ginger share the most screen time and Milly and Ginger seem to be closer than other Fireside Girls. Best friends date best friends in my universe), and Adyjango.

Also, I personally think that Irving will grow up to have a crazy crush on Ferb, but Ferb won't reciprocate his feelings. Poor Irving. =(

Future plans: the story of how Stacy could possibly become the President of Uruguay and a story about the hot tub from "Lotsa Latkes"/"Bully Bromance Break Up". Phineas seems to like hot tubs a lot...XD

Also, I've got this whole cool thirty-story arc planned for my next generation, but I don't know if I should post it here. I feel like I should post that stuff on deviantART. But if y'all want to read it, I'll gladly give you the opportunity.

Furthermore, I'm writing an original story called Farmer's Daughter, which will be on Fictionpress if I ever get around to finishing it. I've written five chapters of it so far. It involves farms, a Victorian-era city, a land of pixies, and an extremely stubborn protagonist.

As far as other interests go, I'm an actor/singer/dancer/crazy person, I have a boyfriend who rivals Phineas in obliviousness (even though we've been dating for 23 months), I skipped a grade, I hate cotton candy, and I usually have my nose stuck in a book. Oh, and I'm a night owl.

I have recently become interested in The Big Bang Theory (aka I watched all of Seasons 4 and 5 in three days...), for two main reasons: it has the television equivalent of my relationship, and it alternates between nerdy and dirty humor (which are the two best kinds). I doubt I will ever write fanfiction about it, though, because if I did it would just be a sad Shamy-based rant about my life. It's too similar for me to fictionize. BUT I AM DIGGING THE SHAMY AND AMY FARRAH FOWLER IS MY IDOL.

I added my Phineas and Ferb-inspired self portrait as my avatar. That's pretty much what I look like, except I did the bangs on the wrong side. And yes, half my arm is missing. I normally wear a prosthesis for that, but I figure if I were ever to end up in Danville, Phineas and Ferb would think it was so cool that I was missing my arm that I wouldn't have to wear it.

I have two little brothers, one of whom is in kindergarten. Our neighbors across the street also have a daughter his age, she's in his kindergarten class. Guess what her name is?

ISABELLA. =D

Isabella across the street, you are marrying my little brother. Congratulations. I'm your sister-in-law. Nice to meet you.

I've kinda got a storyline going here with some of my Phineas and Ferb stories...they go in this order: "The Awkward Properties of the Collision Theory", "The Advice Column/Love Isn't Fun, It's Stressful!", "Secret For A Reason", "A Day in the Life of Katie LaVance". There's probably some "Drabble Days" drabbles that fit in with my general plan, too. (Technically, "Sophia and the Werebear" and "The Miserable People" fit here as well, but they take place twenty-four years after the first generation.)

My favorite books are a very random assortment. I'm mostly a sci-fi/fantasy/dystopia reader, and I like reading less well-known books, but I love books that are in series too. Hence, my odd collection.

My favorite books (I starred the ones you probably have not heard of):
*Graceling Kristin Cashore
Ender's Game series (but not the Bean ones...only the series about actual Ender) Orson Scott Card
*Wyrms Orson Scott Card
Brave New World Aldous Huxley
*The House of the Scorpion Nancy Farmer
Nineteen Eighty-Four George Orwell
Animal Farm George Orwell
Uglies series Scott Westerfeld
Eragon Christopher Paolini
Inkheart Cornelia Funke
*Ella Minnow Pea Mark Dunn
*Dancing Shoes Noel Streatfeild
Maximum Ride series (except I've only read the first two, the fourth, and the fifth books...I couldn't find the rest) James Patterson
The Memory Keeper's Daughter Kim Edwards
Anne of Green Gables series (ALL EIGHT OF THEM...yes there's eight, and they're all online...mostly in Project Gutenberg) L.M. Montgomery
*The Little White Horse Elizabeth Goudge

And, of course, Harry Potter. I'm not a ridiculously huge Potterhead, but I did devour the books. I didn't really like most of the movies (really, only 1, 3, and 7 were ones I would watch again).

There is very little I dislike reading, but here is the full list.

Books I don't like (plus darn good reasons why):
Twilight: because duh, it's Twilight. I was hipster and read it before it was popular, and I still hated it. Stephenie Meyer had a good premise, the whole "fairytale creatures still live among us" kind of thing, but she really did not need to make four novels of these annoying people. Really, one was enough. If you want to see how I think Twilight should have ended, go to YouTube and type in "How it should have ended: Twilight". The result is hilarious, and, in fact, exactly what I imagined in my head.

A Planet Called Treason Orson Scott Card: You probably have not read this book, either, but if you ever come across it, please, save yourselves. It starts off with this totally cool story about a prince who can grow extra limbs, and since that's like a peasant thing to do in his country, he's exiled to this other country to find out their secrets. That only lasts for like 100 pages. Then he grows another whole clone of himself...and he's mysteriously healed by these crazy nomads...and then he finds out his clone is being forced to do all this crap and blame it on him...and then he goes to a forest and learns how to bend time...and then he walks around for three years and kills all these shapeshifters. The end. It seriously does not have a recognizable plot. After he is healed, the story becomes pointless. WTF, Orson Scott Card. You must have been high while writing this.

A Separate Peace John Knowles: This book was also pointless. My apologies to fans of this book. I guess I just did not understand it. But seriously. The stakes did not seem high enough to me. I didn't really care that Finny broke his leg, and I obviously didn't think that Gene did it on purpose, he seemed like a nice guy. Being that that is the entire emotional conflict of the novel, I dgaf'ed the whole time.

Matched Ally Condie: Normally, I would have been ALL OVER this book. It was totally my style. Dystopia, communism that works a little too well. Definitely my kind of book. But, like A Separate Peace, it simply did not have enough emotional conflict. This chick named Cassia is Matched with her best friend, and now they get to get married and have kidlets, the whole deal. They give them these microchips with further instructions about the whole Matching thing, including some background info about the Match. But Cassia's microchip shows a picture of another dude. For like two seconds. At the end of the presentation. Who is an Abhorration, and isn't allowed to get married. Apparently this is enough grounds for her to leave her whole life and the guy she loves. To run away with this kid that she knows tangentially. I would have believed it better if the main heroine were the type to do that. But in the book she seemed like a good little society-obeying robot. So she did not have enough individuality to begin with to go and pull a stunt like that. Really, it was a character problem.

How Much I am Obsessed With Phineas and Ferb:

You own a brown Fedora: Unfortunately, I don't. But I do own the Perry blanket where he's wearing the hat...

"Whatcha doin'?" is a daily part of your vocabulary: Yes, yes it is.

You have a crush on Ferb: Actually, not really. I feel bad for the guy...he's paired with Vanessa, every Fireside Girl on the planet, and a number of OCs. I'd be overwhelmed if I were him.

You know what that little plastic end of your shoelace is called: A-G-L-E-T! Except technically we shouldn't know that since Doofenshmirtz deleted it from our minds.

You can sing the entire theme song by heart: Of course I can! I can also do the "Mom" version at the end of the Birthday Clip-O-Rama.

You have built an –inator before: Sort of...I drew one. =)

The songs they sing are way better than anything on MTV: The songs they sing are way better than any actual popular music.

You know the dangers of garden gnomes: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S GNOME-AGEDDON!

You want to be a fireside girl: Definitely, they're way cooler than Girl Scouts.

It's not wummer, it's S'winter!: I love S'winter! That's every day in January here in California! =)

TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE!: YES.

You built your tree house to be like Phineas and Ferb's: I never had a treehouse. Depression.

You named your goldfish Biff: I've also never had a goldfish. However, I did have a guppy named Alex. He died within 6 hours. Therefore, I don't think I will ever have a fish named Biff...

You think the F-Games are so much better than the Olympics: Yes.

You have once said… "FINE TRALFAZZ!": All the time. Also, I often say, "THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!"

You have had the "Betty's" song stuck in your head: Not really, I've only seen that episode once.

You want the Platypus toy for Christmas because it does nothing!: I HAVE the platypus inaction figure. MUAHAHAHAHA.

You know what stars ACTUALLY look like: Yes!

You have said "OK!" to any of these: I love Bob. I'm glad he's Phineas and Ferb's uncle now.

Phineas and Ferb Christmas is your favorite Christmas: FO. SHO.

You have tried to make a Platypus sound: I can only do it like the French waiter in Summer Belongs To You. It's actually way easier with a French accent. XD

Ferb teaches you new every episode: Not every episode. I did think the pillory fact from "Lotsa Latkes" was cool, though.

You check off the things they have done in the theme song: They haven't made nanobots yet!

You scream when Phineas and Isabella do something romantic: And then I go write fanfiction about it.

You read/write fanfic for Phineas and Ferb: This is fanfiction.net.

"Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo" is your favorite song: That and "Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart".

The Next American Pop Teen Idol Star! is soooo much better than American Idol: Definitely! They get cool bands like PFT. =D

You have seen EVERY episode: Almost. There are 100 episodes as of today, so I doubt I've actually seen all of them.

You have the CD: On Spotify I do.

You settle your arguments with thumb wrestlings: I would but I'm terrible at thumb wrestling. =)

You steer clear of parsnips: I've never had them, so I guess that counts...

Dr. feel-better is so much better than Dr. Phil: I LOVE DR. FEEL-BETTER!!!

You almost cried when Perry the Platypus was replaced with Peter the Panda: I cry whenever I hear When We Didn't Get Along...okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but it is very sad. *sniffle*

Love Händel = best band ever!: They tie with Phineas and the Ferb-Tones.

You built a Baking-soda volcano/Portal to Mars for your science project: Baking soda volcano. Mine didn't recite poetry, though.

You know what S.I.M.P is: SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

You have made a lemonade stand: I had anti-social neighbors as a child.

You google searched Danville (it's in Virgina/California): There's like 10 different Danvilles!

You know what you are going to do today: YES!

You want to name your kids Xavier and Amanda: No, I want to name them Layla and Lucas, actually.

You know some of the Fireside girls name (Isabella, Gretchen, Holly, Katie, Milly, Adyson, and Ginger): This is kind of a weird question, you just said their names...

You want to be part of the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym): AGENT M!

Little Suzie Johnson gives you the willies: "Wash away the horror!"

You named your part Chihuahua pinky: I have a Chihuahua, but his name is Cheeto. (It's a long story.) But Cheeto works better with the alliteration thing!

Giant Baby heads freak you out: I just think they're awesome.

You wonder why Linda is never home: She's out getting pie ingredients or something. =)

Phineas and Ferb is your Favorite show: It's the only show I actually watch...

You noticed that sometimes it's Slushy BURGER and sometimes it Slushy DAWG: It's usually Slushy Dawg now. It was Slushy Burger more often in Season 1.

You want to bust your brother(s): Yes. Except they usually try to bust each other. =)

You convince people that summer belongs to you: SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU! SUMMER BELONGS TO YOUUUU! SUMMER BELONGS TO EVERYONE, SO HAVE SOME FUN, THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO. SUMMER BELONGS TO YOUUUU!

Carpe diem! =D

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Fireside Diaries by Freedom Fighter reviews
Isabella and the Fireside Girls have plenty of adventures themselves, even when Phineas and Ferb aren't around. The future of Troop 46231 is in the balance! Spring is fast approaching, and while the question of who will lead them is still up in the air, another issue looms on the horizon... grade school graduation! (This week's episode: "The Spark of a Fireside")
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 202,734 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Melissa, Fireside Girls
The Proposal Reaction by NerdForestGirl reviews
This is a sequel to my story, The Cohabitation Experiment. Penny finally proposed to Leonard and this has a strange effect on Sheldon and his relationship with Amy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,140 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
All I Feel Is You by sistergrimm97 reviews
Sequel to The Call At Night. Two years later, a terrible accident leaves Phineas and Isabella with the biggest challenge or the relationship - with action, drama, and love, this Phinbella story is rated T for slight language and gore. RESTARTING STORY AND FINISHING! I DO NOT OWN PNF.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
If I were Candace by NevilleCanKickMattLewis'Butt reviews
Did you see the episode where they make her the best phone ever in half an hour? Not fair. And did she even thank them? This isn't a very good story, I admit, but I just have to write it. What I would do if I were Candace?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Candace - Complete
Words of Wisdom by winter s. jameson reviews
Candace is about to graduate from high school. Linda thinks some motherly words of wisdom are just what the doctor ordered. So why can't she think of any?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Linda, Candace - Complete
Two Babies, One Photo by karly05 reviews
In the "Agent Doof" episode, Candace texts a photo of the Babe-inatored Phineas & Ferb to Mom, who thinks it's just an old photo of them. But - What's Wrong With This Picture? It bugged me so much, I had to write this.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Linda, Phineas - Complete
Kicking Off by karly05 reviews
Fairly New Sweethearts Ferb & Vanessa chat about some delicate and possibly touchy subjects. Prequel to "Warming Up," so you know where it's headed; mind the T rating. My usual F/V sweetness, but read the A/N inside.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
What A Relief by UncannilyFrost reviews
Might as well take a break, then. I plop on a bench near the Arc de Triomphe and hear a strangely familiar laugh. I run to where it's coming from and peer through one of the famous arch's post. Is that . . . is that Jeremy? And he's with someone.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Candace, Jeremy - Complete
A Page of Doodles by Mizily reviews
A lifetime of memories captured in a sheet of scribbles, because they never really did grow up. PhineasxIsabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Color of Green by Mrs. Ferb Fletcher-inator reviews
Annabel comes home from school crying because the girls in school made fun of her green hair again. It is up to Ferb to help his daughter feel better; with a little help of 'Baby Mine' too. Father and daughter fluff.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Ferb - Complete
In the Dark by TheCuriousWriter reviews
Perry is protective over his naive owners, especially since he almost lost them in the alternate dimension fiasco. He never expected them to get put in harm's way ever again until someone kidnaps Phineas, leaving no name but lots of cruel intentions.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,098 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Perry
The Fletcher of the Opera by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Our P&F characters take the place of Phantom of the Opera characters. Come along on one of the most amazing stories and plays of our time...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,306 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
CALCULUS by Wii Guy reviews
Trouble in Calculus led me to writing this songfic based on E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. Read it and tell me what you think.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Candace - Complete
Ocean Wide by Doverstar reviews
Valentines Day is on its way, and teen Phineas Flynn hasn't got a single thing planned for his new girlfriend, Isabella! Meanwhile, Cody is having trouble telling Autumn how HE feels. But when Isabella suddenly loses it, what will Phin do? WARNING: SHORT!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Serendipitous Science Theater 3000 by I am the Poptart reviews
The boys and co. build a movie theater, which then gets shot into space by none other than the Dr. Doof himself. For his own amusement, he decides to send them cheesy movies. Exactly what you think would happen ensues.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011
Memories and Soapy Water by WordNerb93 reviews
It's bath time for the young platypus, but there is a big problem. And Monogram just didn't seem to get it. Challenge story from 101 giraffes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Perry, Major Monogram - Complete
Math Class the Musical! by PFTones3482 reviews
Phineas is bored in math class, so he and Ferb decide to have a little fun with song. One shot of what I wish school really was.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Phineas - Complete
Don't Go Anywhere by Friends for Food reviews
Phineas and Ferb are heartbroken when they find out that Perry has cancer. Of course, you know those two boys... but will their efforts save Perry, or is this the end?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Newton Rules! by RockSunner reviews
What will happen when Phineas and Ferb decide to change the laws of cartoon physics that govern their world? All characters belong to Disney, not me.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Baljeet, Candace - Complete
The Return of Planty the Potted Plant by Luiz4200 reviews
Once again, Perry the Platypus isn't available to stop Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Can Planty the Potted Plant stop him again?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dare by The Fluff Machine reviews
A silly little game gives Phineas the courage to say something he thought he never would.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Couch of Firsts by Schnabeltiermann reviews
How did a simple piece of furniture become such an important place to them? One-shot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Only One Explanation by Bernini reviews
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and the rest of the Flynn-Fletcher family spend a night at Grandma and Grandpa Flynn's cabin. When a storm rolls in and Isabella gets scared will Phineas finally realize his feelings?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Salted Caramel by Beogroaoaaaga reviews
irving is in love. he knows it. why doesn't anyone else know?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Irving, Phineas
Who Will Rescue Me? by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Phineas got his happy ending. Now it's Ferb's turn, and he's going do anything in order to win Vanessa's heart and save her from a jealous ex boyfriend. Sequel to 'Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,483 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Not Exactly a Fairytale by V.reve reviews
He would never have to stop himself and ask why he had never noticed her before, because tonight she was someone else. "It was nice not to know you."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ginger, Baljeet - Complete
I Just Saw A Cute Boy by 8711 reviews
It was a simple, innocent, "accident" with absolutely NO intention of getting his attention.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Baljeet, Ginger - Complete
The One That Says Ferb and Vanessa by karly05 reviews
Romantical Romance with Ferb & Vanessa. The Fluffinator is set to 10; you have been warned. The rating is just because of the 'living arrangements,' there's nothing really T about what actually happens in the story.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa
A Summer To Remember by thomlina reviews
She wrapped her arms around his neck and his hands found her hips. As they swayed back and forth everythin just felt so right- so perfect. The fireside girls had done a great job with this one. Without a word Phineas kissed Isabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Heading Home by karly05 reviews
Ferb drives back to Danville at the end of the "Warming Up"/"Cooling Down" day. Short and sweet, and an attempt to rework a couple of bits from WU into something with a milder rating. Even if you've read the others, please read this, too.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
I Still Stand by Zoakdo reviews
How the world was seen by a single figure, always present, yet always ignored.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Into the Night by WordNerb93 reviews
It's prom night, but a couple people are still dateless. Will hearts remain broken, or will love triumph? FerbxGretchen with a side of PhineasxIsabella. K-plus due to paranoia of the author.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ferb, Gretchen - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
You don't know how long I've waited to be in the arms of my one true love...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Little Red Balloon by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
I'm sending you this message, I hope you get it soon. I wrote it in big letters on my little red balloon...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Isabella - Complete
Geometry Can Wait by DreamerInTheMist reviews
"It isn't a date, per se. More like an...intimate get-together."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Vanessa's New Wheels by karly05 reviews
Vanessa finally has her own car! Guess who's getting the first ride. F/V Fluff and Friendship, and some sweet Ferb crushiness.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Forgone Conclusion by StarrKiwi reviews
During the episode Isabella and the Temple of Sap, what happens when Isabella goes a little too deep into Phineas Land? Oneshot, references to Summer Belongs to You. Silly and random :P My first fanfic!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
A Cut Scene Before the Episode 'Hide and Seek' by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Something that me and my sis wondered during this episode of P&F. This is what we think happened. XD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Irving - Complete
The Other Kiss by karly05 reviews
Phineas is finally ready to act on his feelings for Isabella. It's Phinabella With a Purpose. If you're reading my Ferbnessa stories, please read this, too, as it factors into Things to Come and makes a brief reference back to "Christmas Song" .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Moments by GypsyGirl098 reviews
Just glimpses into the lives of certain pairings-some cute, some funny, some romantic. Phineas & Isabella, Ferb & Vanessa, and Linda & Lawrence.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Even In Sickness by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Ferb wakes up to find Phineas being ill. He does whatever he can to help him feel better... even though he's not feeling well himself. Brotherly love only and a bit of sister care as well.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Christmas Comfort by Arctimon reviews
The holidays are a time for family, friends, and loved ones. The Flynn-Fletcher household will be chock full of all of them tonight. Obvious pairings will be obvious. Happy holidays, everyone!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Candace, Phineas - Complete
Double Lives by Sogo reviews
"Is anyone else here leading a bizzare double life? Put your hand down, Ferb."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Christmas Song by karly05 reviews
Ferbnessa for Christmas! Inspired by the Olivia Olson/Vanessa rendition of "The Christmas Song" on the P&F Christmas Album, and a "prequel" of sorts for "The Kiss."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Love is Complicated by punched-a-cactus reviews
Candace and Isabella have a brief discussion on love.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Candace - Complete
The Birds, the Bees, and the Antichrist by Aylice-in-hamster-land reviews
A short parody that I wrote for a friend. Edward The fairy with zombie sperm aka as Eddinstein Bella Rubella the simple daughter of a man from Storks. Eddinstein teaches Rubella about the birds and bees and they bring the "antichrist" into the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby it's cold outside: A Christmas Story by thomlina reviews
When the kids are putting on a Christmas show, the choir teacher offers a duet to Baljeet and Ginger. Will the song bring them closer or just embarrass them both? Story is better than summary please read.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Baljeet, Ginger - Complete
The Prerequisite: A Mature Mind by LadyLikeMe reviews
Neither Isabella nor Phineas fulfill the prerequisites for being able to maintain a stable, healthy relationship. Ferb can't help but think that some time apart and some maturing could do them both a world of good. Prelude to my "How Love Works"-Series.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Blast From The Future by Animegx43 reviews
-Sequal to The Big Bang Marie-. Ferb meets up with his future niece, Marie Flynn, once again so she can see her parents from their own childhood, but soon fine that her own existence is in danger, and she'll need Ferb's help to save her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,462 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Good OldFashioned Fun by karly05 reviews
Ferb wants to build an Amusement Park. Haven't the boys 'been there, done that? Not like this! This could possibly be Ferb's Best Day Ever. Eventual Ferbnessa, and my first crack at Phinabella. Fluffier than Cotton Candy on a Stick!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Alone Time by shopgirl152 reviews
With Phineas and Ferb out teaching the residents of Danville how to speak Ferb Latin and Candace at the mall, Linda and Lawrence spend some much needed alone time together. In a Deprivation Tank.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Linda, Lawence - Complete
The Story Beyond the Portal by Stinkfly3 reviews
What happened to the world counterparts after the movie? Alt. Ferb/Alt. Isabella Update: Now the winner of Mrs.Ferb Fletcher-inator's Best Phineas and Ferb FanFictions Awards for the Best After-Phineas-and-Ferb-Across-the-Second-Dimension Fanfic!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Ferb, Isabella - Complete
My Baby Girl by shopgirl152 reviews
In the quiet of the night, Phineas spends some quality time with his newborn daughter. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Moments by Princess Angel Rose reviews
Now a collection of almost drabbles, introspective vignettes into moments in the series. Mostly Phinabella, but there will be other themes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Long Shadows by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
Dark events from our past tend to cast long shadows on our present. What happens when one of Lawrence Fletcher's shadows finds him and his family after nearly seven years? Rated T
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
The Call at Night by sistergrimm97 reviews
14 year old Isabella is kidnapped, and Phineas is doing whatever he can to save her. Even if it means remembering what happened the day of Across the Second Dimension. Rated T for gore and slight language. DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB! :'
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,076 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Family Connections by OliviaGraham reviews
Just a Perry centric reflection on his relationship with the Flynn-Fletcher boys. Takes place after the 2nd Dimension. One shot, maybe more depending on reception. Doobee doobee dooba doobee doobee dooba Agent P!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Perry - Complete
What Happened In Between by 8711 reviews
4 different friendship stories based off Phineas & Isabella, Ferb & Vanessa, Perry & Doof, and Phineas, Ferb & Perry. Happens in between "Completely Crazy Idea," and "An Unexpected Turn of Evens"
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Who I Am Inside by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
A split second can change a lot. For one Danville resident a decision made in a split second causes that person to totally reavaluate their life. What will come of this change and will things really change at all? How can anything be the same now?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Good Morning by feeling-o'-stupidity reviews
My first story. One-shot. Phineas decides to get Isabella for the morning activity and things don't go as smoothly as planned
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Love is Complicated by Avatar Rikki reviews
Phineas and the Gang are in high school. They are going to their first high school dance. Sorry about the summary. Does not follow the movie...sort of.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Sisterly Advice by Jaida857 reviews
One-shot about Isabella going to Candace for advice. Set in some random time in the summer of the TV series. Read & Review please!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Candace, Isabella - Complete
Phineas and Ferb Get a Clue by Freedom Fighter reviews
The boys see a live-action version of the game "Clue" on TV and decide to reproduce it in their backyard. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back at Hasbro for creating "Clue" because he's never won at the game. 3-part mini-series!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
The Kiss by Zoe Standing Bare reviews
Truth or Dare, although a fun game when you’re twelve, was not as enjoyable when you’re fifteen." Some experimenting with 2nd Person POV. One shot.
Bare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
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The Flash Shirt Acquisition reviews
Spoilers for 7x11! If Amy has a sack of rice with one of Sheldon's shirts on it, how did Amy get the shirt in her apartment? Here is a possible explanation.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Outdoor Temperature Conjecture reviews
Sheldon and Amy sing an impromptu rendition of "Baby, It's Cold Outside".
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Female Reliance Objective reviews
Leonard's gone for the summer. Sheldon must go to the girls in order to keep some semblance of his usual routines. Set in this oh so painful hiatus between seasons 6 and 7.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
The Injury Circumstance reviews
A pair of new shoes and a sidewalk crack throw a monkey wrench into a carefully scheduled Date Night. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Drabble Days reviews
100-word drabbles, with single words of inspiration. Fluff and pairings galore. Rated T for safety.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 191 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
The Miserable People reviews
Are you a fan of Les Miserables? Even if you aren't, then you should still check out Phineas and Ferb's totally rad version of it. Rated T for content.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Phineas, Ferb
How to Become the President reviews
Told in a series of short emails to Candace, Stacy chronicles her journey from New York University to the llama plains of Uruguay. Rated T for mentions of college behavior.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Stacy, Candace
A Day in the Life of Katie LaVance reviews
Katie LaVance has a pretty busy life, and she always wants it to run like clockwork. However, thoughts of Phineas often distract her from her main duties. One-sided Phatie. Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Katie, Phineas - Complete
Meeting Her Father reviews
Phineas is nervous...but why? He's meeting Isabella's dad for the first time, and after what he's heard of Ferb's experience with a certain Druselstinian scientist, he's scared out of his wits. Ridiculously fluffy one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Secret For A Reason reviews
Despite being surrounded by friends in relationships, Adyson is proudly single. However, texts from a mysterious secret admirer may set out to change that...and allow Adyson to discover things about herself she never knew.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Adyson S., Django
All Grown Up reviews
Just last week, Isabella would never have believed that she would be sitting here in Adyson's bathroom, holding a pregnancy test. Songfic based on "All Grown Up" from Bare. Rated T for language and content.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Isabella, Adyson S. - Complete
Sophia and the Werebear reviews
The first of probably many stories to feature: THE NEXT GENERATION. Sophia Flynn and Cameron Brown have always been each other's greatest enemies. But can a camping trip change everything? Rated K plus for safety's sake.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
The Awkward Properties of the Collision Theory reviews
Ginger asks Baljeet for some help with chemistry, and he gives it, in more ways than one. Oneshot. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Baljeet, Ginger - Complete
Top Girl reviews
A battle between Perry and Doofenshmirtz...involving that addicting app, Top Girl! Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Love Isn't Fun, It's Stressful! reviews
A companion piece with "The Advice Column". How Phineas discovers that love doesn't exactly fit under his bracket of "fun" - but that it's still totally worthwhile. Really long oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
A Name Like No Other reviews
Ferb and Vanessa stay up into the wee hours of the night, trying to pick the perfect name for their firstborn child. Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Fantasies Come True
Everyone knows Irving is obsessed with Phineas and Ferb, but nobody knows just how much he cares for the latter. Based on "Fantasies Come True" from Avenue Q.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Irving, Ferb - Complete
This So Isn't Worth Minimum Wage reviews
Remember the girl from "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" that Poofenplotz zapped to a different dimension? This is her story. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Advice Column reviews
Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, and the rest of their old gang are fifteen now, and Isabella still has had no romantic success with Phineas! So when Adyson suggests an advice columnist that's willing to help, Isabella leaps at the chance.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
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