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Joined 08-24-11, id: 3191986, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, Merlin, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Helloooo...hossy here. NEW: Warehouse 13 collaboration fiction being published! A Waltz In Darkness published by memorysdaughter! First collaboration fic and first Warehouse 13 fic! Read, review, and enjoy!!!

SO! Here are a few things about myself:

1. I like horses. Love Horses.

2. I am also on Tumblr! My username is Whovian4hoss!

3. I am a big fan of Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Merlin, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, and Avengers!

4. I love reading your work. Ask me to read anything and give you feedback, and I will. I always give

lots of feedback; constructive criticism, I ask questions, and yes, I often do a lot of ego petting as well.

5. PLEASE critic my work. The reason I give so much feedback is because I never get feedback. People

read it and say "Fantastic!". I like that, but I would also like some likes, dislikes, bad spots, etc.

That's all I have to say for the moment.

If you send me a request to read your story and review it, I will. :) Unless it's vulgar or gross or something...

Now, lets see...ahah. Ships. You must see where I stand in the world:

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose. Any incarnation really. I also ship Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey, and Donna/Jack. Oh, and of course,
Doctor/TARDIS/Idris. Best ship ever. I do not ship River/Doctor. Nope. NOPE.

Warehouse 13: Well, I will tell you I'm Clinks all the way! Claudia and Steve were made for each other and I don't care that
Jinks is gay! I don't think orientation has anything to do with who you fall in love with. I do not ship Myka/Helena, or Claudia/Leena.
I also think that Pete/Myka is adorable, but not canon because I want Claudia and Steve to be together forever, but I don't want
Warehouse 13 to become a match making zone.

Sherlock: Johnlock. All the way. Mostly in a fluffy, sweet way. I also ship Sherlock/Molly because we all know Moffat will make sure
Johnlock is never meant to be. I make peace with that.

Merlin: Arwen. No Merther. BROS, NOT BOES. I also hate Gwen/Lancelot. Okay, hate's a strong word. But then, I'm full of strong words.

Downton Abbey: Mary/Matthew, Tom/Sybill...yeah, every ship that is canon I ship it. Also, I totally ship Daisy/Albert, but he's new...so...yeah.

Harry Potter: CANON. I SHIP IT. Also, give the right fic and I'll ship Snape/Lily and Fred/Hermione.

Avengers: Also canon. But there is an itty bitty part of me that ships Stony. In a very strange way. On, and I totally ship Thor/Sif! Jane annoys
the hell out of me.

Anyways, if you share any of my crazy obsessions, then feel free to message me. I love a good chat. As you can see...I haven't managed to finish a story yet. Mostly because they are planned out to be LONG, and I have little time and often am plagued by writers block plus my novel.

ANYWHOO, I shall now dazzle you with quotes and other things I pick up from this fantabulous site!

Cheers!


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If Rose Tyler is your favorite companion of the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile (Rose and Doctor FOREVER!!!)


And now for lots of random quotes as I watch episodes of Doctor Who.

Rose: He's blue.

Doctor: Yeah.

(Rose stares)

Rose: Okay.


Doctor: (falls out of the chimney, straightens up and brushes off) Blimey! Sorry, Christmas Eve, on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain just went "What the hell!"


If you loved DH,HBP,OotP,Gof,PoA,CoS,and SS/PS,and know what all those initials stand for,copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile

If your friends think you're weird copy and paste into your profile.

If you're a Sci Fi geek (like me) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really bad at spelling copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a Whovian and PROUD OF IT copy and paste this in your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you are Doctor Who and/or Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you liked bananas and fezzes before you discovered Doctor Who, copy and paste this in your profile.


Doctor: Hello! People call me the Doctor...don't really know why. I call me the Doctor...still don't know why." -The Lodger


"Everything must come to dust...all things. Everything dies." -Rose, Parting of the Ways

"I'm the Doctor and you're the biggest library in the universe...look me up." - Silence in the Library


Doctor: There, that should hold it.

Jack: The door?! The WALL didn't stop it!

Doctor: It has to find us first! Come on now, assets, assets!

Jack: Well, I've got a banana and in a pinch, you could put up some shelves.



And now for a random Doctor Who survey I found on somebody's profile.

Who is your favourite Doctor? TEN. Haven't see the classics, 5 looks pretty cool, and of course Nine is also amazing.

What is your favourite episode? Oh Lordy...uhh...Empty Child/Doctor Dances, Christmas Invasion, Impossible Planet/Satan Pit, Smith and Jones, Shakespeare Code, uhh...err...Midnight, Turn Left, Stolen Earth, Journey's End, End of Time, The Lodger, Big Bang, The Doctor's Wife...and the episode right before Wedding of River Song but NOT Wedding of River Song...

Who is your favourite companion? Rose Tyler!!!! Donna's next for me.

Who/what is your favourite villain/monster? Villain...hmm...the Daleks are sort of amazing...and the Midnight Creature...that thing was SOOO scary.

Who do you ship? Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey, Donna/Jack...yeah.

Chris or David? DAVID. ;)

Rose or Martha? Rose...Martha was alright, but she was too..."perfect".

Rose or Donna? Rose, but it's very close.

Donna or Martha? Donna Noble!!! I LOVE Donna.

Daleks or Cybermen? Daleks..."This is not war, this is pest control!" LOL.

River or Reinette? River. She's far more entertaining, but I'm not a huge fan of either.

Who's the hottest Who celebrity? David Tennant, then John Barrowman. lol...uhh...yeah, and I suppose Rory lol.

What's your fave piece of Who merchandise? Uhh...my netflix...O.o don't really have any...yet.

How would you improve the show? Donna would have never lost her memory, Rose would have stayed with the Doctor for a little while after Journey's End, he would have gotten to tell her he loved her and River would NEVER have married the Doctor. Or been in love with him.

Who's your favourite member of Torchwood?Jack and Gwen...all the way. I also really liked Tosh...and Owen...and Ianto...oh wait, that's the whole team. Mahha, I LOVE THEM ALL!!!

What's your favourite episode? uuhh...lets see, I really liked Random Shoes, uh, the one with Martha was good, the end of series 2 was AMAZING though I bawled my eyes out, and a few others but I can't really remember...

Jack/Ianto or Jack/Gwen? Uh, I prefer Jack/Gwen cause I'm not a big SLASH fan, but Jack and Ianto are sweet.

Who is your favourite Doctor from the Classic series? Well, from what I've seen...Five. He's the best looking ;)

Who is your favourite companion from the Classic series? Errrrr...I really don't know, haven't seen it, if anybody can tell me where I can watch them in order it would be greatly appreciated!!!!

Which Classic series character would you love to guest-star in the current series? Errr...Peter Davidsen? Lol he was in Time Crash, and I think it would be fun to see him again...oh, and K-9 of course. xD

Who would you like to be the next Doctor? Oh Lord...uuuhh...errr...a guy. Not old. And British. LOL. Aren't I helpful?

Who do you want to be the next companion? Somebody cool and British...lol EMMA WATSON!!! (mahahaha, not really sure if I'm kidding or not) Although I would never say no if Billie Piper or Catherine Tate made another appearance...or John Barrowman for that matter :)


And now for some amazing quotes from a recent discovery of mine...Warehouse 13!!!!

"You don't set off a nuclear bomb to steal a butter knife." - Pete Latimer

"Allons-y!" - Claudia Donovan

"Peeeeeeeeete?" - Myka Bering

"Spill it Hulkling, don't make me angry." - Claudia

"Craaaaptastic," - Claudia

"There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota." - Myka

"Myka, what the frak?" - Claudia

"You know Sally even if I did like girls I'm pretty sure an hour with you would turn me gay." - Steve Jinx

"Fastest working karma ever." - Claudia

"Oh, we are NOT the B-Team! Fool! We are the second A-Team!" - Claudia


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Pumpkins and fireworks by Oi-Watch-It-Spaceman reviews
When Rose Tyler bumps into a tall, thin, charming stranger on Halloween she is intrigued, despite the fact that he has chosen to go out dressed as an enormous banana. So begins a story of the 6 days between Halloween and Bonfire night, a tale of pumpkins, fireworks and (if they're lucky) love. DoctorxRose AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Fallen Kind by memorysdaughter reviews
When Artie's motion detectors go off unexpectedly, Warehouse 13's agents find an unconscious girl in the midst of their artifacts. As she becomes more and more dangerous, the warehouse's family must be on their guard as they figure out who she is, where she's from, and what her appearance means.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,262 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters by Kathryn Hart reviews
What if the Doctor, after he lost Rose, wrote a letter to her after every one of his adventures, and kept them hidden away and safe, as a way to connect himself to her? What if he gave her the letters in "Journey's End"? COMPLETE, Sequel posted!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
No Run for Your Life by Laura x Tennant reviews
Just a little AU oneshot idea I had of a rather different first meeting between the Doctor and Rose. Might extend this in the future if people like it and if I have time but for now, here it is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through Trials and Tribulations by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 192,115 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Chaos Crystal by Sailor Kasterborous reviews
The Doctor finds himself chasing after a crystal from another Universe, and the chase ends up making him run into past companions. What chaos will unsue?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,090 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Strange New World by Les Varioufs reviews
A force that the Doctor does not recognise, a force stronger than even the formidable energy of the TARDIS itself, pulls the Doctor and Donna into a strange new world where anything seems possible. Sequel now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,013 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
Lost Companions by Sailor Kasterborous reviews
Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, and Donna Noble have suddenly appeared on the TARDIS, with no idea how they got there. How will the Doctor fix this one? Rated T, just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Blonde Girl by Lumendea reviews
All it took to change the universe was one little alteration to the time line of Rose Tyler when she was eleven years old. While an alien hunts her and preys on children, Rose meets a remarkable man called the Doctor. Suddenly her childhood is full of adventure, aliens and lots of running that will change the course of her life. First in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,712 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Snow by oahfoah reviews
Myka left. The team has to move on, has to figure out how to continue functioning. So what do they do when a mysterious stranger makes an extraordinary appearance?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Claudia D., Pete L. - Complete
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Charmed reviews
A month after the crowning of the Queen, Camelot falls to the dreaded flu. Which means a headache not only for the King, but for Merlin as well. When one of the prisoners comes across a strange item in the cells, Merlin suspects something, only to discover that it has something to do with the recently crowned Queen. What could it be? A short "fix-it".
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin
The Doctor, The Wolf, and World's End reviews
The Doctor and Rose take a trip to the Caribbean after the Doctor picks up an unusual message. Soon, they find themselves among the remaining crew of the Pearl, and now have to free multiple Jacks from the Locker. Or the Void. Or Hell. You choose.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Capt. Jack Sparrow
In the Shadowlight reviews
"Everything you don't know, everything you can't see...that's what's coming to get you." The year 2013 proves dangerous, and the Doctor, his former likeness, and former companions must unite to solve the mystery.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor
There's an Angel in My Living Room reviews
Alexandrea Ryon is visiting the states, and watching Blink with her best friends, when the Angel starts coming after her out of the television. Who's next, the Doctor? Who else is going to get her out of this mess...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - 10th Doctor