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Joined 08-24-11, id: 3194033, Profile Updated: 01-24-14
Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, Black Blood Brothers, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gravitation, Hobbit, and Death Note.

Jack Harkness wants you to get on your knees and smile like a donut. Favorite me because I'm awesome and support Ianto/Jack/John Hart. Apparently I'm the only one to do this :( It makes me even more awesome than I already am.

I have a Fictionpress account and a Quibblo account under the same name of GublerRussia if any one cares to know.

And if you were wondering who that creeper is staring you down from the other end of the bar that's me. I'm beckoning you with my bedroom eyes. Can you feel it? Can you feel my sex appeal? I'm one fine lady.

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Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kiss the Cook by iamtheoutlaw reviews
Dean gets a new apron.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
where the frick are the ponies by hihoo reviews
hohohoho
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Jealous of Thorin by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
Kíli's feelings for Bilbo grow stronger and stronger since the troll accident, will he confess? Kíli/Bilbo smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Russia's tea party by PpinstripeE reviews
What happens when Russia has a tea party IMPLIED YAOI RUSSIAXEVERYONE crackfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Ultimate Joke by C.RoWhite reviews
250 word Drabble from undertakers POV on the day Sebatian made the best joke ever.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Undertaker, Sebastian M. - Complete
Who's The Femme Now? by pseudonymical reviews
Of Eric's shampoo and office supplies used as projectile weapons. Hee.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Lookin' Good Rossi! by SlutcliffInYourPants reviews
It's Bring Your Kid To Work Day at the BAU, and Henry and Jack have a plan up their sleeve for a certain David Rossi. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Forgetful by pseudonymical reviews
Eric forgets Alan's birthday! What's a forgetful man to do?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Alternate Reality? Dream on, Inuyasha by Carpathian Rose reviews
A short story of the IMPOSSIBLE between Inuyasha and Kagome. After all the time Inuyasha spent with Kagome, he should know better, eh?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Score of Snails by soggypotatoes reviews
A... cracky little thing I wrote at midnight last night... don't even ask. rus/ame... er... fluffy I guess? i dont know I'm tired XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Commands and Caresses by Maverrat reviews
The past repeats itself, and finding out just how true this is can be deadly. What happens when two enemies combine to fight it? Grell/Undertaker as the main focus, other pairings. Warnings: Language, yaoi, violence, lemon, slight AU. First FF!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 296,093 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Undertaker, Grell S. - Complete
Together: The Grell and Undertaker Story by Rhymes-With-Orange08 reviews
A short, choppy fic about the quirky couple that everyone loves, with an equally quirky twist in the end. Ment to make you chuckle now and then.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo by kaaaaarl reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
Rhyme Time: I'll Ruin You, Sesshomaru by Harmony Sunsinger reviews
Just some screwed-up fun with a beat box. XD Written for Week 9: Sesshomaru/My Good Looks Are Ruining People's Lives at koinuchaos. Only one is worthy of Sesshomaru's attention. Beware: Sexual content, Adult themes, Yaoi, & you WILL hurt yourself laughing
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Miroku, Sesshomaru - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Gun and the Guitar Part 3 by Ayame99 reviews
After a summer of touring, Bad Luck returns to Japan and find they are nominated for a Grammy. Enjoying his new life, Hiro feels that Shuichi is missing out and devises a sneaky plot to bring him ultimate happiness. Another BIG surprise awaits Hiro.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,837 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hiroshi N., K - Complete
The Gun and the Guitar Part 2 by Ayame99 reviews
K drags Bad Luck to Los Angeles where he introduces Hiroshi to his son Michael. Once there, something from K's past comes back to haunt him in the most chilling way. Who is doing this to him? Why? Who ever they are, no one messes with Mr. K!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - K, Hiroshi N. - Complete
The Gun and the Guitar Part 1 by Ayame99 reviews
Bad Luck's on the verge of a major international tour, when Hiroshi and K discover something special between them. But a big misunderstanding threatens to ruin everything! Or, does it only bring them closer?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - K, Hiroshi N. - Complete
What If? by Dragon Pearl1 reviews
Everything was fine with the Shichinintai, until Jakotsu asked Bankotsu the question of What do you think would happen if we had a child?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Bankotsu, Jakotsu - Complete
CinderBones by Abarero reviews
A Shichinintai Fairytale Jakotsu's the poor son of an evil stepfamily longing for true love in the arms of his prince, but it's going to take a little magic & some good ole song & dance before his dreams will come true. BankJak
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Jakotsu, Bankotsu - Complete
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BB is hawt reviews
A lovely little one shot about BB and L. Rated for sexual situations.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - L, BB - Complete
Shinigami Love reviews
Grell has had a rough life, okay let's be honest it's been terrible. Then he meets Undertaker and is too caught up with the mystery of him to even notice how bad things suck. And what the hell are Will and Undertaker fighting about anyway? And how is Ronald going to feel when he finds out about Grell's secret relationship? And did Finny really just call Grell mom?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Grell S., Undertaker
High School reviews
A lot of people seem to like writing Kuroshitsuji high school versions but trust me mine is... Well lets call it unique. From my freakish part bully Bard to Alois and Pluto getting together... It's just a hot mess of awesome. I went to town with this. Rated for sexual references and violence. Which occur about every other sentence :) Yes this is meant to be a parody.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., Undertaker
Thorin's Bummmm reviews
I have trouble sleeping and one night I apparently woke up and wrote this. Imagine my surprise when I read it the next morning. The sad thing is I remember writing it and thinking, "Wow this is really good." Needless to say I wasn't all that awake... This story is not just crack, it is crack on meth. ((Rated for a reason and filled with gay men.))
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Kili - Complete
Fili's Beard reviews
Crack! A witch comes to Erebor and steals Fili! Now the company must go save him. Fili/Kili pairing. Contains mild violence and some swearing.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
The Switching Beers reviews
Ryuichi gets some of our Gravitation pals to drink beers that make something very strange happen. And of course K has to go and make it worse!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Shuichi S., Yuki K.
Hughe's Close Incounters reviews
Hughes daughter discovers Hughes doing things he shouldn't be doing with some of his "friends". What is he going to do? Contains yaoi, beautiful yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Elysia H., Maes H.
Tamaki's Naughty Dog reviews
Antoinette takes a special intrest in Kyouya. Not some disturbed lemon don't worry!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Rinsuke reviews
I love Rinsuke. Apparently no one else does so I wrote a story about him. I am going to delete this one and reupload it soon. It can be improved and so I will improve it.
Black Blood Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jiro M., Rinsuke A. - Complete
Preggo's reviews
Strange tales of pregnancy among the people of kuroshitsuji. Very funny crack be warned it is very inappropriate
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - William S., Grell S.
The fight reviews
Russia and America have an interesting fight
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Total Eclipse of my reviews
Sebastian is not only a butler but a famous singer and here are his greatest hits which are dedicated to his master Ciel. If there was a rating worse than M this would be under it. Seriously this is raunchy and disturbing guys I'm warning you.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
WTF Sebby isn't even a uke reviews
Some uber crack I came up with. What the hell is happening to Sebastian? And why?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood reviews
I got this idea when listening to Halloween music a few years back. It's my first story ever so it's a bit rough I'm mostly likely going to delete it and upload a better version so if you fall in love with this mistake riddled blob then just follow me and you will have true pleasure.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
The Civil War reviews
You ever wonder what Alfred would be like during the civil war? Clearly I have hence me writing this story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America - Complete