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Author has written 43 stories for Psych, NCIS, Supernatural, Young Justice, Alex Rider, Sherlock, 21 Jump Street, Star Trek: 2009, Merlin, Four Brothers, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Ok. I love to write. It's like breathing except that it requires the use of one's fingers. Reading is my second nature... Sort of like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde except that most of the time I don't think I have MPD or DID- although I might have DIDD. I hate dirty feet on furniture and nails on chalkboard, but I've been avidly consuming and enjoying cop dramas since I was six. I've read tens of thousand stories on here- yours just may be included. My favorite color is green and I feel alive when it rains. I have blue-grey eyes that have been said to be disturbing when I continuously don't blink or calmly threaten _ (fill in the blank, generally with my sister's ex-boyfriends).
I love Monk, Psych, NCIS, Supernatural, Primeval, Star Wars, Star Trek, Justice League, Perception, Numbers, Jericho, Good Guys, Life, Jude, Star Trek, Sherlock, Star Wars, Smallville, Beauty and the Beast, The Good Guys, Arrow, Teen Wolf, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Life, Covert Affairs, Criminal Minds, Kim Possible, Ghost Whisperer, Young Justice, Suits, etc...
I adore reading and it "tickles me silly" when other people read what I write and feel the same way. I beta when I'm bored of my job, wherein I'm secretly an assassin- but my license to kill was revoked on the Kazakhstan border. Several others may or may not be involved. Don't ask. I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you, and my license has been revoked. Had to do with some guy named Yosemite.
(This is sarcasm/ humor* to all of you who have felt it necessary to actually PM me and ask me why I admitted such a thing so publicly)
When you review one of my stories, chances are when you click that little traffic stats button and check on your stories, that's me. I won't always review (Kindle: one tab at a time) but I'll make sure to keep tabs on what you post.
I guest review (from my phone) under many pseudonyms, as well as this one- but I don't flame
If you are a Criminal Minds fan or are majoring in psychology and need a topic for your thesis, you should read my stories.
Tell me if you actually want constructive criticism.
If you are a Supernatural fan, imagine a female version of Sam and Dean. That's me and Claire. Seriously. The first time I watched the show I was highly disconcerted. And then I got a letter from Stanford and things got weirder...
Note: Yes, I am slow at updating. I'm sorry bout that. Has to do with the fact that I hate typing out things that I've already written on paper, I'm about to publish another book, and I have an average of twenty pages per story to add with the exception of one in which I have approximately forty-three pages that I scrawled out in my free time and now have to decipher and type. I also have six more stories that need to go up plus... whatever. I'm sure you get it. I will try to update. -SS
If you are a Psych fan, then you understand my addiction. Pineapples ARE DELICIOUS!
What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Original Answer- Jumped out of a tree holding on to a vine swinging down and yelling like Tarzan, followed by eating berries even though I knew were poisonous because they were just so freakin' delicious.
Now-... You can't even imagine in your wildest dreams.
What is the worst injury you have ever had?
Old Answer- I almost cut off my own thumb playing with my knife collection, and nearly passed out because of blood loss before I could stop it. It was even worse than the time the swing set fell on my head when I was little or the time I choked on some linguini with no one around and had to reach down my own throat and pull it out before I passed out or the time I was bitten by a poisonous spider and almost died, or the time... Never mind, you get it. (Yes, I collect knives. Haters, go right on ahead hating. I love shiny objects. I also love throwing said shiny objects. I almost poked out my eye when I first learned to juggle screwdrivers.)
Now- Can't even number my scars.
What are the best pranks you've ever played?
Original Answer- Went camping and filled my friends pillows, blankets, and shoes with silly string. Silly stringed golf carts that passed on the road. Started a shaving cream war. Hacked a few facebook profiles. Hacked into Claire's computer and made copies of all of her AIM conversations and gave said copies to a very select audience. Reprogrammed a few alarm clocks. Consistently stole Claire's left shoes and hid them or replaced them with a double of the right. Buried my friend's shoes in the sand at the beach. Convinced telemarketers they had salmonella poisoning... over the phone. Texted random numbers with the message 'Baby, I'm pregnant.' Called random numbers asking for Jo. Took a wrong number and pretended to be the right person- for three days. Put a ticking clock in a box and set it on an elevator floor, knelt next to it, whenever people came in: 'Don't worry, I'm trained. There's an eighty-five percent chance I can disarm it in time..." Hugged random elderly ladies and shouted 'Grandma!' Pretended to know someone and waited until they were caught up in pretending they remembered me and trying to remember me then said 'Oops, wrong person.' Pretended to have an imaginary friend/ pet. Put food dye in mi amiga's coffee, Cut off Claire's hair. etc...
A Lot I can't mention- Nowhere is safe.
What is your favorite smell?
Men's cologne and vanilla.
How do you drink your coffee?
Half and Half: Half coffee, half vanilla creamer and sugar.
What foods do you like?
All foods except crab and lobster.
What is your favorite dessert?
What is your favorite desert?
Most embarrassing moment?
I accidentally blew up part of a stage in the middle of my own dance recital. You could still see me blushing through the smoke.
Why are you making up random questions for yourself?
Why are you addressing yourself in second person?
If you are a NCIS fan, you know what I always carry with me.
Don'tcha love the expressions on peoples faces when you're reading an absolutely incredible fanfic and you end up sitting in the corner chuckling, chortling, then downright bursting with hysterical laughter? And all everyone around you thinks is WTF.
Wagh! G2G! Plot bunnies attacking!
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