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Joined 08-24-11, id: 3194866, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 44 stories for Harry Potter, Greek Mythology, Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock.

3.21.15

Dear Readers,

Welcome. Thanks for reading my little corner of the internet. A lot of the shit on here is pretentious as f*ckkkkkkk and does not reflect who I *really* am at this time. AKA a kinky queer and radical as f*ck white cis lady in NYC. I am, by trade, a therapist.

However, I preserve the below because I worked so hard on it, and it represents what I looked like in 2012, when I did a *lot* of posting on this profile.

Also editing this, rather than making a new profile, because I have a total of, erm, 5 profiles on this site or something? The one I worked on from 2004-2006, which as you might imagine is TERRIBLE JUNIOR HIGH SH*T. Then the one I worked on from 2009 to 2010, which I stopped posting on because it chronicles my star-crossed romance with another fanfiction writer and I was depressed and sh*t. Then I went through some major traumas in 2011 that brought me back here, and the bulk of what I posted here was when I was going through a really bad time in 2012. (The other 2 profiles are: my fetish account, which is the one I've updated the most in 2014-15, and the joke account MrsHudson221b, which is connected to this account). So yeahhhhhh. I also have an A03 for my fetish account, but not for this account as far as I recall. (FWIW, the fetish fandoms I post to are Sherlock and Harry Potter).

There might be a lot of typos in my stories that never get fixed. Oh well. This is a hobby and I actually get paid for some of my other writing, so I relish the times I don't have to take that much care with what I write. This is a place for the characters that we love so much to either get a happy ending, or for me to chronicle their process towards getting a happy ending. (Usually via DARK DARK DARK DARK PLACES).

Some of the stuff I posted in 2012 might be pretty racist, because I wasn't as anti-racist as I am now. (Looking at you, poemfic about John and Sherlock traveling in a 'gypsy-wagon.') So please excuse this.

2012-bullsh*t ahoy!!!!!!


"The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it." - Carl Jung

"If you don't like the stories you're telling, tell better stories." - Leigh McCloskey

"All art intuitively apprehends coming changes in the collective unconsciousness. Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain." - Carl Jung

"If it were not for solitary and secret experiences, I would not have lived half my life." - holmeswriter

“No one reading can ever exhaust the full potential (of any given text), for each individual reader will fill in the gaps his own way.” - Wolfgang Iser

"Fairytales do not tell children that dragons exist, children know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed." -G. K Chesterton


I am a shadow fairy, facing the sun. / As Eden fell, my mother rose / And birthed me on a shadowy plain. / She was too beautiful to hold me, / And I floated away on a mortal's dream / To a dank place under a stone fountain's rim. / There I have thrived for centuries. / Pearls of black are my ovaries, / And witchly green are my fingers, / But the blooms I bear are violet. / So here I let my hair down, / And share with you the rich, tragic songs of my heart. / Orpheus I am not, but they do say / That I might be a Eurydice.


Hello to you. Thank you for reading my profile and poems and stories.

My art on this site is a treasured secret that I do not share with anyone else in my world but you. But I also say to you: there is nothing new under the sun, just the same old things whispered with a slightly different tongue. I know this very well, because I am the captive audience of archetypes and myths. Do not attempt to free me, for I am drinking of the collective unconscious. Consequently, please know that the products here are a result of accumulated knowledge, usurped from thousands of other souls against which my own has brushed.

Still, please, please enjoy your visit to my work. Make yourself a home here in the bits of my soul - some silly, some sad, some sober, some sprightly - that I've put up here to share with you. I hope you find something that you think is beautiful.

Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die - so I post unquestioningly whenever and whatever inspiration dictates. Regularity is for work. Spontaneity is for play. While neither are exclusive to the other, these things do generally have a way of getting separated into spheres.

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Hold That Thought by JennaEf reviews
After his clinical death, Sherlock acquires an extraordinary gift... But for better or for worse? AU, non-standard soulmates
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,813 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Belly Painting by Aris24
For a Prompt: John suddenly feels artistic and paints on Sherlock's tummy. Both enjoy the intimacy very much, and there is much fluff and cuddles. Johnlock, belly kink, stuffed tummy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Distance Makes the Stomach Grow Fonder by Aris24 reviews
For a prompt: Teenlock with Sherlock and John ready to go off to different universities. Both end up accidentally gaining while away and notice the freshman fifteen on each other when they meet up again for Christmas holidays. Weight gain, first kiss, alternate universe within.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Complete
30 Days of Fatlock Challenge- Completed! by Aris24 reviews
Sherlock needs a good disguise for a case at the local fitness club. And not just any disguise. He's determined that his only convincing cover is to put on quite a bit of weight. But as the days go on, it becomes apparent that the case may not be the only reason that Sherlock is keen to experiment with gaining. Johnlock with weight gain, belly stuffing, and fat appreciation kinks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Freshman Three Stone by Aris24
For a prompt: Could I have a young Mycroft coming home from college like three stone heavier, please? and he knows he's going to be in huge trouble? Absolutely! Weight gain, chubby!mycroft, fat character, trouble with trousers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Mycroft H. - Complete
A Mile in His Trousers by Aris24 reviews
Sherlock and John wake up in each others' bodies one morning thanks to an experiment gone awry. John doesn't ignore his body's hunger signals as absolutely as Sherlock does and so a bit of weight is added to the detective's frame. Sherlock then decides to indulge in a bit of revenge. WARNINGS: disordered eating, weight gain, fat kink, fat appreciation, belly stuffing within
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Six Weeks Heavier by Aris24 reviews
For a prompt: John breaks his ankle on a case and spends six weeks laid up. Sherlock can't be trusted to cook, so quite a lot of takeaway is brought into the flat over the next few weeks. This isn't without consequences for both of them. As Lestrade is quick to point out. Weight gain, feederism, fat appreciation and that sort of thing. Beginning Romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2014 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where No Shadows Fall by Saavik13 reviews
"If I do this, you won't have done anything, Harry. You won't exist. You'll probably never exist." Hermione coughed roughly, the damp irritating her lungs. "None of this will have happened." Hermione has lost everyone and everything in the war. Left with only one terrible choice, she honors Harry's sacrifice and goes back to change history. Reposted from AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,847 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Albus D., Hermione G.] Voldemort, F. Flitwick - Complete
The Doughnut Hypothesis by Aris24 reviews
Sherlock has very specific tastes in between cases and John makes an attempt to cater to them. His most recent desire is to consume an entire box of doughnuts without sharing a crumb. The two of them learn something new about each other in the process. Warning: Here be smut. And feederism. If that is not your thing, just click away. Belly kink, feeding kink, belly love, stuffing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Engorgio by Diamond-04 reviews
In his seventh year at Hogwarts, Mycroft finally begins to understand just how out of control his weight problem is. Not to worry, Greg is there to help. WARNING: If you have any problems regarding weight gain/fat kink, please do not read. I'm dead serious about this, this IS a fat admiring fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Mycroft H.
Chain Letter Parody by Anatolia Krueger reviews
Something you can send to the next person who sends you a chain letter.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
Breakfast by Diamond-04 reviews
Sherlock loves teasing John about his weight. John loves being teased. AN: Feedism/Fat Fetish not your thing? Don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Ordinary by Rainbowbananas reviews
Why Sherlock is so exceptionally harsh toward Molly. It's not anything she's done, it's just who they both are.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Deserter by QueenMegaera reviews
Summary:"'For me,' said Sherlock Holmes, 'there still remains the cocaine-bottle.' And he stretched his long white hand up for it." I sit in my room now, reading them once more, and once more they give me pause. Oneshot, angst, bromance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Dr. Watson - Complete
Strains by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock plays his violin for the first time since Sibyl's death. A birthday fic for AGirloftheSouth.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Cello Suite No 1 by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John has a nightmare and Sherlock uses one of his many techniques to ease him back to sleep. Basically fluff. Established John/Sherlock relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Goodnight, John by truemizzie reviews
Sherlock Holmes has long since retired, and the Watsons come visit him at his country home. Sherlock has insisted that John spend the night sipping tea with him, and he has just informed his best friend that he is going to die. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Help Yourself by Diamond-04 reviews
WARNING: WEIGHT GAIN KINK if you are not comfortable with this PLEASE DON'T READ! Pre-series 1. Mycroft and Sherlock fancy Lestrade. They both think he'll choose Sherlock because of Mycroft's weight. They couldn't be more wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
It's All in the Name by Feralious reviews
Watson accidentally calls Holmes "Sherlock" during sex. Well, he certainly won't be doing that again... Total crack, Holmes/Watson.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - J. Watson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Stalemate Between Flatmates by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's difficult when you realize your feelings for someone, and find that they feel the same, only to reach a stalemate because you realize how impossible and how dangerous said emotions are. .:. Johnlock. twoshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hamish by baconfaced reviews
"Hamish! John Hamish Watson. Just if you were looking for baby names."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Coming in from the Cold by Sherlockedmyheart reviews
John returns back to Baker Street tired and lonely. He just wants someone to hold. Who would've imagined that his wish would've been answered in the form of his sociopathic flatmate?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mutual Grief by Teej reviews
A different take on the post Reichenbach fics. Sometimes you need someone to help share the load.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Never Mind The Gap by some kind of harmony reviews
He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
52 Weeks by ColgateKiss reviews
Post Reichenbach. John is going through the classic phases of grief ... badly. Divided into four parts, this fic chronicles his progress week by week, the reconstruction of life without Sherlock. Can John possibly find a happy ending? Warning: BIG angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Winter by Diamond-04 reviews
WARNING: WEIGHT GAIN if you are not comfortable with this, please don't read! John was some trouble keeping his weight under control during the holidays. Established JohnxSherlock with John as the gainer and Sherlock as the very, very pleased FA
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Consternation by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock wonder if there might be anything in all this wild speculation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Book At Bedtime by Garmonbozia reviews
Sherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this idea
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Feeding the Boys Up by Diamond-04 reviews
WARNING: WEIGHT GAIN KINK if you are not comfortable with this PLEASE DON'T READ! For the BBCSherlockKinkMeme. Prompt:Mrs. Hudson has a bit of a feeding kink and has been secretly feeding her boys up. SHERLOCKxJOHN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Face to Face by Diamond-04 reviews
WARNING: WEIGHT GAIN KINK if you are not comfortable with this PLEASE DON'T READ! For the BBCSherlockKinkMeme. Prompt:Sherlock makes fun of Mycroft's weight because he's embarrassed about the fact that Mycroft's tendency to overeat and gain turns him on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Singing of the CrumpleHorned Snorkack by Paimpont reviews
Xenophilius Lovegood always thought his wife was insane. But then he himself began to hear the singing of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Triage by Morgan Stuart reviews
Donovan didn't want to see this, and Sherlock didn't want to be seen - especially by her - this way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Musical Pastures by RockinJanelle reviews
John always loved when Sherlock played the violin. The melancholy tunes were the sweetest of them all. And Sherlock never turned down a request. Johnlock. PG-13
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Who Has Time For Tears? by spinners-grove reviews
Severus Snape is aimless after the war until he receives a letter from Lily, calling him to a town designed to manifest the guilt and fear of those trapped inside. Will Snape come to terms with his past? Or will he fall prey to his own hatred and regret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,391 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Grass Is Greener by ScopesMonkey reviews
Still dealing with Sibyl's death, Sherlock gets caught up in a complicated and difficult case.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,482 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Thirty Days of Luna by Hades'Queen reviews
They were so different, but she was just perfect for him. Response to 30 Drabbles 30 days Challenge from 'the radio static'. Snape/Luna centered, mostly post DH. Rated for language and just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Touch by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock learns something about John. Set between "Snug" and "Things To Do On A Sunday". John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snug by ScopesMonkey reviews
John learns a couple more tricks for dealing with Sherlock. Sugarverse
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Light by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock finds himself in a position where he needs to help John. Requested fic. John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
At Arm's Length by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock and Mycroft have a long overdue confrontation.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Personal Information by ScopesMonkey reviews
Mycroft recruits a reluctant Sherlock to assist with finding the missing son of a former colleague.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,541 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Baby, it's Cold Outside by Rose of the West reviews
Songfic for Mark Darcy, who suggested it. When Snape drops something off for Xeno Lovegood, Luna asks him in for a conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Pixie Dust Up by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus Snape, whose magical equivalent of general relativity has revolutionized spell casting, is content to ignore the larger ramifications of his work until circumstances conspire to bring it to his attention. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange. SS/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOilMed reviews
One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brillant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Camillo reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Tangential Fusion by Somigliana reviews
It is not the most similar people who should form inexorable bonds; they are too alike, they do not need more of their own reasoning and heart. Opposite souls wind together and complete each other, each giving what the other lacks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
A BeeKeeper's Diary by holmeswriter reviews
While spending a summer with antagonistic relatives, Holmes is introduced to a bright, shy young woman and a series of drownings, ending with a violent & tragic twist. A pre- and post-canonical look at Holmes and characters in his life, for serious fans.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,860 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Ride Home by dixielou reviews
A Holmes Russell conversation taking place shortly after the infamous dock scene.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
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Denouement
The aging, ill Rowena Ravenclaw knows something is wrong in Scotland. As she fruitlessly awaits Helena and the Baron's return, she talks with Helga Hufflepuff about the fraying edges of their reality. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Published: 5/10 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
A Darkness Undone reviews
Hermione needs help on a mental health potions project. Severus Snape is... erm... no longer identifying as a male. Instead prefers Severina. Partnered with a cute French witch. Is this what they call genderbending? My title is too clever for its own good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hogwarts is Done To Me
Severus reflects on the demise of his relationship with the place he's called home for nearly his whole life. Post book 7? Short poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
The Rescuers reviews
John and Sherlock are having issues about who is rescuing whom from what. This conflict colors their first visit to Avonlea De Marillac, Sherlock's very extraordinary mother. A three-chapter story. Established relationship, Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Mendelssohn's E Minor Concerto reviews
John has been dating a lot of girls. Sherlock has been paying close attention. Slash. Relationship formation. Oneshot. Funny. A decent puzzle. Gift exchange!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unpublished Blog Post reviews
John writes but doesn't publish this blog post, set one year after the events of Reichenbach. Musing on Sherlock's psychological state. Warning: Touches on themes of suicide. Oneshot. Angst. Slash irrelevant.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Descent reviews
Prompt from RainbowBananas. John's first major nightmare after moving into Baker Street. Sherlock feels compelled to offer comfort. But he doesn't understand why it's so important to do so. All he can recognize is that it's a dark and dangerous place, where Doctor Watson is, and he wonders if either of them can get out alive. Warning: Talk about suicide. Pre-slash. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Did You See It? reviews
Sherlock and John are doing their thing. John is unobservant as usual, but working on it. He's not too successful, as we discover. Not slash. Very short oneshot. Slightly amusing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Turning of The Hives reviews
Post-retirement, Sherlock Holmes is living in the Sussex Downs. He's attending a local funeral when the casket flips over in a carriage accident. This problem was made worse by the maddening of the bees when the servants observe the superstitious ritual of 'turning the hives.' When the swarm clears, the wrong body is found there! Of course, Holmes is nosy and investigates.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Observations Upon the Segregation of The Queen reviews
Excerpts from the notebooks of Sherlock Holmes, as found in the desk of his home in the Sussex Downs.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Practical Handbook of Bee Culture reviews
Wiggins is all grown up. He receives a book in the mail from a previous employer, Sherlock Holmes: Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, with some Observations upon the Segregation of the Queen. But he's one of few people who knows the book really isn't about bees... Oneshot. Pre- His Last Bow
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
To Be Put Up With reviews
"Why do I even put up with you?" A very loaded question from John makes Sherlock's hackles rise and they confront each other about John's reluctance to separate his emotional irritations from his love of Sherlock. They also address John's tendency to use blogging as a maladaptive strategy. Oneshot. Established relationship. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Violin Singing Alone in the Darkness reviews
This is the first time ever that John's spent a night away from Baker Street. Sherlock encounters himself and is vulnerable. Oneshot. Post-RB. Angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Yogi reviews
Sherlock got himself a motorbike after being inspired by a Yogi in the Himalayas. Oneshot. Post-Reichenbach. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Normal For a Moment reviews
Sherlock is really trying to behaving normally for John. Established relationship. Sexy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Changes Not Yet Seen reviews
"Perhaps you see, John, but as ever you do not observe." replied Sherlock, the scathing bite somehow missing from the way he usually used those words. Sherlock's return. Post Reichenbach. WIP.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Directions of the Stars reviews
"I would like a story pre-fall where Sherlock and John sit outside and talk about the stars." LJ Prompt. Oneshot. Preromance. Post-Baskerville.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duet for Violin and Cello in Bed reviews
Sherlock and John are in bed with each other. Painstaking but terribly pointless fluff. Oneshot. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stuck in the Neck reviews
Pointless delicious fluff. Involving John's jumper. Very cozy. Established relationship. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock in Los Angeles reviews
The day after The Fall, Sherlock embarks upon a quest to learn more about the UMQRA and has a very fierce encounter with a Los Angeles social worker. No worries, he doesn't fall in love with her; he's clearly pining after John. WIP, Post-Reichenbach. "Johnny, la gente esta muy loca."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H.
Muse on the Mind reviews
Sherlock and John driving and listening to Muse as they leave Baskerville. Preromance. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Puff of Smoke reviews
All he wanted was a cigarette after the nightmare. Post return. Fluffy and angsty. Oneshot. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not in Real Life reviews
"Mrs Hudson is a fangirl and wishes John and Sherlock would get together. She writes saucy fanfic based on what she sees at 221B." Prompt from LJ. WIP. Slashness of main characters is ambiguous. But what Mrs. Hudson wants is not ambiguous at all!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Foolish, Thoughtful, Sentimental People reviews
"Sherlock, how is it we came to be flatmates?" Super fluffy. Post Return. Ignoring fact that Watson's supposed to be married. Oneshot. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Sexual Attraction and Pavlov reviews
"Sorry to spoil your date. -SH" One way Sherlock and John could have got together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Violin Playing a Viola Concerto reviews
"Who's Martha?" John got a Valentine's card from a new girlfriend. Sherlock's too curious for his own good. Prompt from LJ. Very silly. Recommended for musicians. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scotch Affair reviews
John was taken aback, and was slightly embarrassed at the sight of Sherlock in a kilt. Prompt from LJ. Silly. Mycroft has an appearance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Melatonin reviews
Sherlock returns abruptly from a case and is very intent on going to sleep, notwithstanding a nosy John who does NOT respect the body's need to manufacture certain sleep-inducing hormones. Based on prompt from LJ: "I'd just love some sleepy, sleepy Sherlock fic please? Warm and fluffy and snoozy. Yum yum, etc." Oneshot. Preromance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Laugh of the Detective reviews
"What makes Sherlock laugh?" Apparently Mr. Jabez Wilson, who described how he'd been performing a data entry job advertized on Craigslist, for which he qualified because of his Medical Secretary certificate and, as he was told, due to his long fingernails.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I want to let the sunshine in, John reviews
I want to let the sunshine in, John. Help me let the sunshine in. Sherlock reflects on what he wants John to be. Metaphorical. Slash-ambiguous.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh Lord! I seem to be many things reviews
Oh Lord! I seem to be many things, I say to myself. Watson reflects on his identity and wonders how much of him is Holmes. Not slash. Poem.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The plight of the observant reviews
The plight of the observant. Sherlock explaining his philosophy about his place in the world, presumably reacting to something John said.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I will sit and wait for the bell reviews
"I will sit and wait for the bell."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Death of HomeCentered Interests reviews
"I suffer a secret death of home-centred interests!" Watson is sick of living at home, regrets being married, and thinks about the life of adventure he chose to give up as Sherlock Holmes' companion. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Sonnet to the Rose Monologue reviews
"It is only goodness which gives extras." Focuses on The Naval Treaty's strange, beautiful little observation about roses made by Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Roused from a sleep in dark pools of blood and sin reviews
From afar, he could hear the mellow blackbird call, rousing him from a sleep in dark pools of blood and sin. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Severus S., Cedric D.
A night in the forest reviews
"It's been some time since we traveled like this." Holmes and Watson have been traveling and stopped for the night in the forest. Slash happens. Very romantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Una Breve Parte reviews
A rather irrelevant prelude to Opus IV. Not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
My heart's in the highlands reviews
My heart's in the highlands, my heart is not here. My heart's in the highlands a chasing a deer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Canção de Orfeu
To be sung against the song 'Manaha de Carnaval' from the Marcel Camus film, 'Orfeu Negro.'
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Waldeinsamkeit reviews
Midway upon the journey of his life, Severus Snape found himself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway had been lost. But he was not long left alone as a shade in the woods. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Severus S., Luna L.
This is the way the world ends reviews
This is the way the world ends, at three o'clock in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
He could not stop for death reviews
He could not stop for death, so death kindly stopped him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
He did not lie in wait for death reviews
He did not lie in wait for death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Severus S. - Complete