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Joined 08-24-11, id: 3194964, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Iliad, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sweeney Todd, Homestuck, and Dora the Explorer.

Hallo! I'm Bela Rose Wolf. I like reading, writing, and singing! I am kinda obsessed with mythology, so if you like it too, pm me! My favorite anime/manga is Hetalia. My favorite books are Les Miserables, The Iliad, A Tale of Two Cities, and The Odyssey! Thanks for checking out my profile

I have a Hetalia RP forum, so if you're interested let me know!

I have a website! I have my poetry on there, so PLEASE check it out! I would appreciate it SO much! :)

It's www. belarosewolf . com

I'm on a kind-of hiatus right now. I've been VERY busy, but I promise to write when I have free time. It's NYSSMA, finals, regents and SAT season, so I may not update for a while. Sorry If you're waiting...

Information on my stories:

Antonio the Explorer!: On hiatus, like my other stories. I will be making a spin-off with Xavier, Alli, and other OCs with Switzerland and France when it's finished. I hope you'll read it

Be Careful What You Wish For: Holy... This one... I'm running out of inspiration, so this is also on hiatus. I think it'll be getting very twisted and character deathy. :)

The Van Trip: On hiatus, yet again. What a shocker, huh? I have an outline of a few chapters, thanks to Nokturna168. This one'll be updated soon.

Hey! Are you there?: I'm planning another special name one-shot... Look out for it

Triangles, Circles, and Squares: Aiyaa... Only if inspiration whacks me upside the head will this one be updated. The chapters just aren't worded correctly.

Completed: Can You Hear Me?; The Spell; Blue Blood, Blue Scales; Hidden Music

Stuff I'm working on: A one-shot for HetaliaShadow, Updating everything, a Chicago-Hetalia one-shot.

Other fandoms I (literally) stalk are Fairy Tail, Greek Mythology, Iliad, Chess, 1776, Shakespeare, Naruto, Red River, Les Miserables, Evita (3333), and Into the Woods.

I'm a New Yorker and I'm proud! :)

I like all pairings if they're well written, but here are my favorites for Hetalia: Spamano (OTP), RussCan, AmeBela, Gerita (of course), PruCan, SuFin, RoChu, AusHun (my two ancestors!), FrUk (must NOT be fluffy),UsUk, Giripan, TurkeyxGreece, SwissLiech, EstoniaxLatvia, LietPol, Germancest, DenNor, Amepan, and CanadaxUkraine.

Then, there are some pairings I CAN'T read: Fluffy!FrUk, Romerica, Tea and Tomatoes, SpaBel, Itacest, SpUk, SweDen, Prumano, RussLiet, and FrUs.

Here's some more stuff that I like: PASTA, writing, reading, opera, classical music, theater, mythology, poetry/lyrics, singing, dogs, animals in general, hetalia, and some other stuff!

Now for my dislikes: Meat, stupid people, people with no respect for others, rule breaking, homophobes, pop music, BLOOD, needles, and WAYYYYYYY more stuff...

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1.YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Eliizzle (Special...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Pink Dog (I would be SO afraid!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Starson (Ooooo that's cute.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Roselatz (No comment)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Aqua Orange Soda (?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Irenie (Birth Certificate Mishap!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Biscuit (Hell yeah, I'm goth like that!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, QuelCal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea, Bela Rose Wolf

Some Neville Love (Because who doesn't LOVE Neville?)

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

"Do as Italy... Make pasta, not war."

"Do as America... Make movies, not drama."

"Do as England... Burn your food not, everybody's wishes."

"Do as Spain... Raise children, not enemies."

"Do as Germany... Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them."

"Do as Austria... Play music, even if you don't have rhythm."

"Do as Japan... Grow, do not get stuck in your past."

"Do as France... When in doubt, push random buttons."

"Do as Canada... When you feel out of place, just be invisible."

"Do as Russia... Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish."

"Do as Prussia... Live, even when there seems to be nothing to live for."

"Do as Switzerland... Stay neutral, even if the world is braking apart."

"Do as Sealand... Speak, even if no one is listening."

You know, I always look at that thing with the stereotypes and laugh at some of them. Because I am JEWISH and GREEDY. I do SPEAK MY MIND and I am a BITCH. I am a VIRGIN and I am a PRUDE with real people. I have STRAIGHT As and I have NO SOCIAL LIFE. I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH and I am a bit OVERWEIGHT. I am NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE but I'm a LOSER. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP and I am ANTISOCIAL. I am a FANGIRL and I am a CRAZY OBSESSIVE PERSON. I am INTELLIGENT and I don't have much PHYSICAL STRENGTH. I love READING and I am a LONER. I am an OPERA SINGER and I am a DIVA sometimes. I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR and I am a freaking WHACK JOB. And my personal favorite: I go to RENFAIRES and I do speak weirdly, I am a loser, and I am not "up with the times."

HOWEVER I am a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER and I will not GO TO HELL. I am a REPUBLICAN and I do care about poor people. I am POLISH and don't wear socks with sandals. I am into THEATER but I am not a homosexual. I wear WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT and trust me, I am not a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, but I'm really not cool because that is not "how I roll." I am YOUNG and most certainly NOT NAIVE. I am OVERWEIGHT and I do not have a problem with self-control, I'm trying my best to lose weight. I don't LIKE THE SUN OR BEING OUTSIDE and I am not albino, I overheat. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, and I would never think little of people who don't; I know how hard they try. I am AMERICA, and I am NOT obese or arrogant. I'm ENGLISH, and although I love tea and have bad teeth, I don't have the accent. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, but I am not a hippy. I like YAOI, but I'm not gay. And I go to PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going nowhere, even though I know more about history than my teacher.

And there you have it. I support the message, but... There are better ways to say it.

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps):
1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.
2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!
3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather.
4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too.
5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this:
YOU: hey
"FRIEND": hi
YOU: wassup
"FRIEND": nm, u
YOU: nm
"FRIEND": im bored
YOU: same
"FRIEND": wat r u doin
YOU: nothing u
"FRIEND": nothing
YOU: lol
"FRIEND": lol
…And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed.
6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT.
7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years.
*Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive!
8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay.

9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute:
- 'Like'
- 'Um' or 'Uh'
- 'Ohmigod'
- 'Literally'
- 'Legit'
- 'I know, right?!'
- 'Dude'
- A swear of some kind
- 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!'
- A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony'
(And for those familiar with internet vernacular)
- 'Derp' and/or 'Herp'
- 'Fail'
- 'FFFFFFUUUUUU'
- 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF'
- 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN'
- Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO'
- 'UR GAY'
- 'FIRST!'
10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc.
11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual.
12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex.
13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text.
14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends!
15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode*
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN.
Go cry now.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On an American Flag: Made in China (because we're that patriotic.)

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies (I have no comment...)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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NEVER STEAL FROM A VAMPIRE by lunynha reviews
Is never a wise thing to rob a vampire...Dimitri founds out why
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Romania, Bulgaria - Complete
Disney High by Nina-D-lux reviews
Tiana's trying to organize a school ball, Belle is being blackmailed, Rapunzel's a home-schooled girl in way over her head and Mulan cant seem to make the athletics team...and that's not even half of the students problems .High school, It's no fairy tale
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,126 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/3/2012
Heed the Siren's Call by Miss Mungoe reviews
Rumour has it he's got a girl in every port, but truth is there was only ever just the one. – Shanks/Makino, set before the start of One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Shanks, Makino]
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the 'Thousand Sunny'. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. -REVISED-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Fairy Tail Theatre by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"Tell us a story, Mama!" And there are so many stories to tell. When Mirajane's young children ask her for a bedtime story, she can't help but to add her own little flair to the traditional fairy tales. "You know, Hansel and Gretel sound suspiciously like Uncle Nastu and Aunt Lucy." "No, they don't!" "Mama, they even have the same names." Various pairings! Complete!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,463 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Mirajane S., Freed J. - Complete
The Last Confession by Herr Fritz reviews
-or- Five times Barrel tried to tell 'I love you' to Lockstock, and One time Lockstock understood. Features a creepy, clueless Barrel, and a oblivious Lockstock.
Urinetown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lockstock, Barrel
Branching Towards You by CayCullen reviews
Tony Stark has invited the Avengers to come stay at the newly rebuilt Stark Tower. Little did he know when he invited them that it would lead to Captain America hunting, hot pockets exploding, S'mores, Titanic Rants, Harry Potter movie Marathons, and most importantly...his feelings for Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Surprise of a Lifetime by Hetalian Miss reviews
What happens when 2 of my friends and I end up being taken into the world of Hetalia? Adventure? Comedy? Maybe even...romance?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2012
Baby Mine by Resonae reviews
Clint gets a face full of alien ooze, turning him into a tiny two year old. Steve and Tony may be enjoying this change a little too much. Basically a pot full of honey-fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tide of Betrayal by Luxio Nyx reviews
After he and his brother are captured by a ruthless pirate captain, Alfred Jones is forced to go undercover on a rival pirate ship to save his brother. His mission: to kill Captain Arthur Kirkland. Pirate!USUK, summary is fail
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'd Lie by Hetalian Miss reviews
Songfic to I'd Lie by Taylor Swift. OCxOC romance. Don't like, don't read. Flames will be used to make s'mores for nice reviewers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
A World History of Magic by Erika Strider reviews
At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
It's a Bird! It's a FRITZ? by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
That's right. It turns out Prussia's little yellow Gilbird is actually his favorite boss reincarnated. This can't be anything but awesome, right? Although it's awfully hard to scold your idiot nation when the only thing you can say is "Piyo "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Fritz, Prussia
Bunny Blasphemy by Spanano reviews
There are some things in this world that should not be seen by anyone. One thing being a soul-hungry mint-green flying bunny.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Simple Expectations by Ming Xiong reviews
After the war, Mulan must go back to being a woman and honouring her family. This is what she was raised for.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Mulan - Complete
Assumptions by jacedesbff reviews
I liked the idea of Clint and Natasha being married before the events of the film, but I wanted to make it believable. This is what came of it. The first chapter involves Steve and Wikipedia, which is always fun. A series of related one-shots.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Of Lovers and Madmen by webcomix reviews
Mix-ups, mayhem, and a gay wedding! No, wait, that's the tagline for a different play. But it could very well apply to this one. First in the Bardtalia series: A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Inferiority Complex by LiechLiet reviews
Romulus Vargas tells the story of his eldest grandson to a doctor, in attempt to work out why Lovino is the way he is. / Oneshot, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
Turtle Day by twinchopsticks reviews
It's Turtle Day! The celebration of the existence of Turtles! Now who wouldn't want to partake in that? ...One name easily comes to mind... T for Romano's beautiful, expressive language. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Avengers Go Places by Anybodys reviews
What started as the Avengers fetching a few things for a SHIELD party has turned into stories of their outings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
Trading a Sword for a Quill by a. e. everdeen reviews
The nations get in a fierce competition for who can write the best poem
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
The Path Still Chosen by EstelRaca reviews
There is a time, after each death, after each life as servant to the Revolution, when they are asked to choose where they will go next. Enjolras only ever makes one choice, but that doesn't make the asking of the question any less important. A short story in honor of Barricade Day 2012.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Enjolras - Complete
Les Miztery Dungeons by rainbowseagull reviews
Les Mis/Pokemon Explorers of Sky crossover. Javert and Valjean are turned to Pokemon. Arceus has a plan, but the poor Frenchman have to figure out what it is for themselves. Care to find out what's going to happen to them? Then read on, and review please.
Crossover - Pokémon & Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Javert
Die Kunst des Krieges by SparklesInTheSun reviews
The Art of War. PruAus, Germany/Fem!Italy. Prussia's point of view. "You can feel the drums ringing in your ears as you are caressed by the enemy's bullets. The enemy. You smirk. He doesn't stand a chance." Unnamed war/time frame, read it as you like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I Thought I Love You Was Forever by HetaliaShadow reviews
AU Gauken Hetalia. Alfred is the new student in the World Academy, and he quickly falls in love with Arthur, who is in a abusive relationship with Francis. Eliza leaves Gilbert for Roderich, who just plays his piano. Gilbert in turn tries to die, but is saved by Matthew, who is unfortuanately with Ivan. Romano is violated by Sadiq, who is really in love Hercules. Unhappy Nordics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flirting with Failure by Last Haven reviews
Alfred just wanted to get one date with Arthur Kirkland before the semester ended. To do that he had to speak with him. Thus, he was set up for failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pig by BarettaVendetta reviews
A series of drabbles following a year in the life of Ino Yamanaka as she converts to Judaism in order to marry her lover, Chouji. AU, lemons. NB - I've put author's notes in to explain some of the terms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Always Never Yours by Hafthand reviews
Three simple words. Powerful meaning. Things change for Clint over Shawarma. He thinks he might be done hiding.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Fire Juggler by Miss Pavalova reviews
AU; "Come one, come all! Come to the new fantastic and fantabulous circus tent in the town's square. Be amazed, be mesmerized; for only those who see can believe the magic..." It was fated that the girl and juggler met, for both believed in the magic...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Nesting Habits by Miss Mungoe reviews
Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – GaLe, Pantherlily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily - Complete
The Fairy's Tale by Somber Secrets reviews
Levy traps herself in a spell where she must finish seven fairy tales in order to escape. Sadly things don't go quite as planned with Gajeel lurking around and ruining every fairy tale there ever was in his most Gajeel like fashion. GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Qu'ils Mangent de la Brioche by Velgamidragon reviews
Oneshot. The life of Marie Antoinette up until her execution. It's amazing how the universe can take one person and turn their life completely upside down. But you can still persevere even when the world is against you. Feat AusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Austria, France - Complete
Happy Friendship Fun time by SuperKamiGuru 1 reviews
We all know 4kids has destroyed all types of animes One Piece Dragonball Z But what if they had gotten their horrible anime destroying hands on Hetalia? read this story to find out Reviews and Suggestions allowed no flames constructive critism ok
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain
Philosophical Trolling by Gothic Dancer reviews
Prussia is not happy that Voltaire has come to live with him and Fritz in Sanssouci. Worse yet, the Frenchman is seducing the King and acting like a total troll about it. Prussia is not amused. Gift for ChibiStarr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
Anethesia by Lady-Pyrien reviews
You know those drugs the dentist gives you to keep the pain away during oral surgery? Yeah ... they can make you say and do some weird things. Spamano fluffy crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Soul Mates by Chaos Ride reviews
It was a name on your palm, and whispers in your dreams. They never had been enough for Romano. Spamano. T for a certain Italian's mouth. And it's not Feliciano's we're worried about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Questions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Russia - Complete
Parasite by Namikaze Artemis reviews
How do the countries survive, say, a bullet wound to the head? It's impossible for them to die while their country still exists. Does the wound just disappear? It does not. The truth is worse than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Canada - Complete
One Heck of a Meeting by HetaliaShadow reviews
Germany's day at world conference with the hassle of Prussia and Italy. Poland and Liet have an interesting morning aswell. America throws a party, but Poland intrudes on his plans, and misfortune is in store for Canada. Pairings: PruCan, UKUS, GerIta and LietPol, along with one-sided PruHun & RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Germany, Poland - Complete
Opposites by SamanthaMeloes reviews
Well, in this World Meeting, America is the villian, France is his partner in crime, England idolizes America, Spain scares Russia, and-Poland's a what? Crack, every character purposely OOC,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
the heart breaks but broken live on by akurosa reviews
for the two years they spent in pain.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Hetalia History, Facebook Edition by kingdomheartsforevs reviews
Today, we delve deep into the history of the world as we view its Facebook comments. Seriously, the countries have been using Facebook for, like, ever. - COMMENT - LIKE - SHARE -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America
Appearances Are Deceiving by lasmn reviews
White hair, red eyes...He knew he looked odd...He knew others doubted him...But he was still the mighty Prussia! LONG ONE-SHOT BUT WORTH IT! COMPLETED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Hetalia's Twelve Days of Christmas by Storm Midnight reviews
Italy somehow managed to force his friends into performing a holiday classic. Hilarity and chaos ensues. Crack. Oneshot. Rated T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Christmas With the Princesses by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
Rapunzel is invited to a Christmas Eve party at Cinderella's castle.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
Campfire Stories by MysticJadeShoe reviews
It all started when Italy decided to drag Romano, Spain, and Germany out camping. And as the crackling fire dies, he decides to start telling stories-very interesting ones. Will Romano stop blushing, and will Germany ever get what he's trying to say?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Freudian Slip by swAhILi2011 reviews
It was just one sentence, one simple sentence that slipped out in a heated moment, but what Spain's boss doesn't know is how much his words have an effect on Spain himself. Rated T for language mainly Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
What The Hetalia Characters Do Everyday by MeVs.ScottPilgrim reviews
Ever wonder about the crazy antics the Hetalia characters are up to everyday? Well, here they are! -UPDATE- I think I'm just going to say this is complete, but I'll update if I get anything new
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Smile by natcat5 reviews
What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
Self Defense by fluffyfun91 reviews
A one-shot in which Tino is a sweetheart, Hanatamago is pissed off, Berwald is the knight in shining armour and the late-night burglar better be ready for a world of pain. Sufin, Contains violence and an assault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Most Powerful Magic by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Eighteen one-shots about the Fairy Tail couples and their slow realization of what truly is the most powerful magic in the universe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,828 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
10 Reasons why Nations don't go to Human Schools by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
Reason One: Sharp objects are frowned upon in today's society "No, no, no! Weapons are not allowed on the school grounds for any reason!" "Aw, but Ms. Principal! We were going to have an axe battle."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
all that glitters does not always kill by silvestras reviews
"The only difference between the Victors and the other Tributes is that the Victors are still alive." The twelve ways being a Victor is bad for you.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Psychiatrist by Cameron Kennedy reviews
A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Treat him right by Happymood reviews
Now between us is over, he gave his heart to you and I can do nothing about it. A letter from Antonio. Hinted one-sided!Spamano. Short one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Heroes of Time by Hetalia.Power reviews
What began as the creation of an Exploration Team between two nations turned into something that could change the world- The beginning of a grand tale. PMD: Explorers of Sky/Time and Hetalia. May contain mild violence and language, rating may go up.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - America
Four Times Apollo Hid Being A God by Arthur Poutdragon reviews
...And One Time He Admitted. For a request on the Ace Attorney Kinkmeme for Apollo as the Greek God. Klavier/Apollo.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
COOKIES by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. A girl delivers Girl Scout cookies to the Soviet nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Valkyrie by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
"Was this, then, his reward for all he'd done? To wander forever in a twilight realm with nothing but the ghastly reminders of the friends he had led to their deaths for company?" Enjolras goes to heaven. Slightly E/E. Happy Barricade Day, all!
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
he says, she says by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Apparently, Natsu is pregnant.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
I'm Canadian LIKE A BOSS by Hetalia.Power reviews
If Canada were like a boss. In case you couldn't tell, yes, it is a "Like a Boss" parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Buono Tomato! by shadowofcanada reviews
The creation of the Delicious Tomato Song by our beloved South Italian, Romano! Some Spamano. Rated T for Romano's language. Rate and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend: Les Misérables by A Hopeful Voice reviews
Meet Eponine from Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. She is about to deliver Marius' letter to Cosette and then get shot and die. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
The Chase On New Waters by enteryournamehere5 reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl needs the mightiest ship in the seas. Unfortunately, it belongs to Arthur Kirkland. The pirates set off to find Alfred F. Jones, the key to his compliance, unaware of what happens when one messes with the British Empire.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Grocery Store by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Ages of Alice by justadram reviews
It is widely held that for every season there is a hatter. What is not as well known is that for every hatter there is also an Alice. Alice/Hatter and other Alices and hatters throughout the ages. Narrated by Chessur.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
Meeting the Others by RacRules reviews
After joining the Disney Princesses and Princes, Tiana and Naveen interact with the other characters in weekly meetings. What sort of adventures will arise? Chap. 15; Its the final showdown between the true and fake royals! Who will win?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Ecclesiastes by Windswift reviews
Prussia doesn't know how to be an ex-older brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Bromance by narbiglarb reviews
Shang likes Ping. But Ping is a guy, right?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Shang, Mulan - Complete
Composing a drabble by Bri Nara reviews
Germany and Austria are arguing over the nationalities of composers again until they finally decide to settle it. Their reactions are...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Austria, Germany - Complete
Mediterranean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ghost of the Past by neko-nya reviews
After getting his dream home, Arthur Kirkland realizes that it's haunted by its previous owners who're trapped in a vicious cycle of life and death. Determined to break the cycle, he begins researching the family's history to find an unexpected surprise..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,896 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Traveling Soldier by Dustymoon reviews
Antonio was going by a cafe but decided to head inside. Once in he meets someone he instantly feels connected with, but why does he only just find Lovino when he has to leave? SpainxRomano, minor GermanyxItaly. sorta sad story?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Those Who Can't by ArixaBell reviews
To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Raven Tears by Dontmezwitme reviews
The story of the North American twins...and their mother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos by Konstantya reviews
At Auschwitz, Poland needs Austria's help. To make a dress. The laughter is, like, totally to keep from crying, bro. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Austria, Poland - Complete
Surprise! by Lady Emzebel reviews
He supposed that he could complain about the lack of the spoken "Happy Birthday" he really wanted from his big brother, but then nobody had ever decked an old lady to get him the last maple glaze donut from Timmy Hoes before. Fricken' sweet, eh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Gilbert Makes Elizaveta's Story Awesomer by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
After barging into Elizaveta and Roderich's empty bedroom and finding an unfinished story, Gilbert decides to make it go from suckish to awesome. T for Gilbert's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fairy Tales of Hetalia by nic98ole reviews
What do you get when you mix your favorite fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and the characters of Axis Powers Hetalia? You get sheer insanity and parody, oh what joy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dear Journal by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
A series of journal entries written by our favorite tsundere Italian; containing days and thoughts of randomness, anger, embarrassment, and love. List of pairings is inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Three Years by Bookkbaby reviews
AlicexHatter. It has been three years since she had last seen him. --"Are you ready to come back with me now?"--
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Up From Wonderland by Je Love You reviews
People go missing. Sometimes they return and sometimes not. Sometimes people ran away of their own accord and sometimes people were kidnapped. Just this one time, this person was found. She was found by a Hatter who was somewhere he didn't belong. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,234 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
But We Got Rum by Quillslinger reviews
The seven seas can be a very small place. Crossover.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Flying with Albatrosses by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Doublecross by Canadino reviews
I am a liar, and nations are built on lies. I want Italy's heart, I have Italy's heart, and I scorn Italy's heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Spain - Complete
Teaching Luffy by InsaneMelon reviews
There was only one thing Nico Robin knew for sure: Luffy couldn't read, and she could. To her, that was a completely simple and conclusive equation with only one possible solution..." LuRo FRIENDSHIP 'cause there are not nearly enough of those around!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Vashien's Feminine Affliction Crisis by HappyGothChan reviews
One day little Liechtenstein appears in Vash's doorway with a bloodied item of white fabric in hand, making him stop just short of suicide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
Taking Turns With the Washing Up by Tiamat's Child reviews
Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sanji - Complete
Blind by Jiia-chan reviews
One morning, he woke up to darkness and his life was over. Without his sight, he was useless, worthless. A burden upon the earth. After seven long years alone in the cold darkness, he decides to end it all. But there's more to the world than what you see.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Rush by Darth Pooky reviews
Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Immortal: The Horror Finally Ends by taro-sama reviews
My Immortal. The WORST fanfic known to man. Watch as we destory it! WARNING: FEATURES 200KG OF STEAK AND CHARACTER DEATH...But since it's only "Enoby", no one cares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Alas, Poor Eponine! by AMarguerite reviews
Eponine is terribly distressed, and this shall be mentioned at least once every chapter. An author tries to remedy this situation, and creates... Eppie Sue! Gasp!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Eponine, Cosette - Complete
Another Day by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
The home life of two gay lawyers: a oneshot Phoenix/Edgeworth happy domestic fluff fic, written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Healed by Yamx reviews
After weeks of living in it, Javert still finds the world of Jean Valjean an entirely incomprehensible conundrum. And just when he thought it couldn’t get any more overwhelming… Angsty, but also fluffy. Sequel to "Wounded," but can stand alone.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Enjolras Does Not Play Risk by Mjulinir reviews
Enjolras returns to the Musain after a lovely day preaching to the masses to find his compatriots competing for world domination via board game.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Enjolras, Bahorel - Complete
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Math Homework by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Phoenix and Edgeworth get awkward while trying to figure out Maya's math homework. Slight PxE, oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Someone Like You by Starving For Attention reviews
Never, in all my years of training, discipline, honoring the Chinese traditions and customs, and working under my father, aspiring to become what I am, Captain Li Shang, would I think I would fall for a soldier.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Midnight at the Mission's Desk by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Turnabout Scandal by Question Mark Hatman reviews
It's a case that both Phoenix and Edgeworth never thought they'd have to face each other over... a case of libel! When sensationalist journalist Fio Tograph prints an article that details Phoenix and Edgeworth's relation, Edgeworth has to prosecute her...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
They're moving out. She needs a place to stay, he's got an extra room or two, and they're best friends. What could go wrong? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,930 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Les Miserables a la Disney by EriksOneVoice reviews
What would happen if Disney ever got its wholesome paws on our beloved Les Mis? One thing's for sure: it won't be pretty. But it will involve talking animal sidekicks.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Betrothed by lightbird reviews
[AU] Mulan returned home after the war, her secret undiscovered, now preparing to marry the man that she was betrothed to as a child, who turns out to be Shang. Things get complicated when they're both summoned for a new mission. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,781 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Sword of Shan Yu by Julia456 reviews
Short and... um... different.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Complete
Odd's My Life! by jenelin reviews
The result of little sleep, lots of coffee and opera which can do strange things to a person. Marius insanity.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2000 - Marius - Complete
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three ways to remember nightingales reviews
a poem written from the point of view of Alpha!John. he dreams of nightingales.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - John E.
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Antonio the Explorer! reviews
When Dora gets arrested, Alfred needs a fellow nation to fill in for one episode, along with a few of their friends. Who else but our favorite Spanish nation would even WANT to be Dora?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Spain
Hidden Music reviews
A poem written from Johanna's point of view. It takes place after Sweeney dies. Please read and enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Johanna B. - Complete
The Van Trip reviews
For some bonding time, all the G8 nations get into a van to spend some time on the beach. To pass the time in the van, the nations exchange stories, and play party games.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, N. Italy
Triangles, Circles, and Squares reviews
What is love? If you ask the nations, each of them have different ideas. Each of them have their own stories. These are linked one-shots that all weave together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Hey! Are you there? reviews
When Austria misses a meeting, the other nations decide to punish him by making America call him to find out why he was absent. Meanwhile, Austria is really not in the mood. Short one-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - America, Austria - Complete
Blue Blood, Blue Scales reviews
What Alex messes up a spell, the Russo siblings have to fix it. Again. But what happens when Justin falls in love with a monster, but her scales are needed to fix everything? The answer: pure destruction. Written for Ella Lea.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Justin R. - Complete
Can You Hear Me? reviews
A story told from Cassandra's point of view. A story of death, destruction, infidelity, war, blood, rape, murder, and trickery. A story of Helen of Sparta.
Iliad - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
The Spell reviews
England wants to teach America a lesson, so he switches America's personality with Canada's. Written for Eleanor Lachon, a bonus chapter of Be Careful What You Wish For.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete