calypso83
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Joined 08-24-11, id: 3195120, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey all :)

I'm Jenny, avid reader and brand-new author!

Currently I have one story in progress, Forks Diner, but I've got a couple more ideas that will probably come out eventually ;D

come join my group on Facebook, calypso83 fanfiction - I'll post teasers, pics, the usual stuff...in fact, my darling friend Amber made me a banner already!

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50 Shades and an Earthquake by Ana810D reviews
This is another version of the Earthquake saga. In this one, Ana stays in Portland to go to graduate school. Jack Hyde is her master's level professor. She TAs for a class Hyde offers and lives in the same building as Jose. CG comes up with a way to make their commute a little more feasible. Come along for a twist to the original FSOG that will surprise and satisfy you!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,646 - Reviews: 5749 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Kate K., Jack H.
Grand by CaraNo reviews
A mafia tale about love, loyalty, betrayal, and family. Told in three parts: Grand Tale, Grand Vendetta, and Grand Finale. We'll begin in 1975 and follow a family through the MGM Grand fire, the Dunes implosion, and the opening of Mandalay Bay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 361,045 - Reviews: 5991 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Figure Eight by tufano79 reviews
Bella Swan is a nationally ranked paired skater with Jacob Black. Edward Masen is beautiful British skater paired with Tanya. However, both of their partners fall into hard times. These two try to navigate their way through life, both on and off the ice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 235,384 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SHAKE! by bornonhalloween reviews
Can a sweet salesgirl with car problems close the deal when a hot mechanic decides to go shopping for something that vibrates? A birthday collabadabble for Sandy Southern, a very, very sweet girl with a thing for hot mechanic guys. With love & smooches from BOH and Postapocalypticdepository. Rated M for stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 4009 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liberation by capricapra reviews
Bella Swan is a confident, high-achieving businesswoman, but when it comes to the opposite sex, she's rather nervous. Enter sexy, suave, charismatic restaurateur Edward Cullen, who seems to have a way of getting to let her guard down. But is he really as smooth as he seems? Originally an entry for the DTE Contest- now to be continued as a multi-chapter fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,406 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 7,339 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Break in the Clouds by AnotherPen reviews
Bella's husband's office might as well be labeled "home" on his cell phone. Edward's wife has magical headaches that appear nightly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Lonely Night by kitchmill reviews
Alone on her birthday, Bella goes out looking for something new. Could a chance encounter with Edward lead to more than she ever imagined in her life? Originally a O/S. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,840 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning After by BlueFireAuthor reviews
Morning After takes place shortly after Breaking Dawn. Something is troubling Bella. Edward is worried...and feeling guilty. Will Bella be able to discover the source of her worries?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edella and Beward by FemmeCullen reviews
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Last by Michelle M. Marie reviews
At Last Bella's love has come along - in the form of a one night stand. "You never know what you're missing until you suddenly get what you want without asking for it. Does that even make sense? No? Well, neither did my life after I met Edward Cullen." A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soldier Boy and Naughty Bells One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends for years, but when Edward joins the military, things start to shift between them. A virgin soldier, a more experienced Bella, and a realization that maybe they were meant to be more than just friends. Winner of the 2nd Place Judges Choice and Public Vote in the Show Me Your Patriotism Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addiction by drotuno reviews
Sometimes our problems swallow us whole, drowning us in darkness. Can one girl cling to the one good thing that at one time made things better? Can she fight for herself and for him? AH Canon couples. Dark themes. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,405 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8297 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Nuts by risbeencoldplaywhore reviews
A story so wrong, it will make you miss the Christmas Shoes song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strangers on a Train by kitkat681 reviews
They were just two people and a dog on a train. Until she told him a story that would change everything. The Fishers are coming for him...and he is the Savior. Can he save the world? Drabble war 2011- Edward/Bella. Supernatural/romance/action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost and Found by SoapyMayhem reviews
Complete - Widowed mother Bella and her son get by day to day. Their lives are forever changed when a mysterious man rents the house next door. Bella wants him, but will his dangerous past tear what's left of her family apart? Violence/Language/Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6757 - Favs: 9,608 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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One Day in the Life reviews
Edward plays in a band at a local club. Bella is desperately seeking a way to make money to pay for school. Their paths cross in a most unlikely and chaotic manner. Rated M for language. No lemons as of now, maybe later...time will tell! Also heavily influenced by one very superepicawesome band ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Edward, Bella
Forks Diner reviews
Edward moves back to Forks after being gone for nearly 20 years, and Bella waits on him at Forks Diner. What happens after the meal is done?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Edward, Bella