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Okay guys, here's my profile. I know, long; but eh, I pasted the stuff that I honestly think are more important first and the other stuff down further. I'm a teen girl that's a big fan of Marvel, Lord of the Rings, A Hobbit's Tale, MLP, and other such things.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

GOD IS LOVE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Month One
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.

I just found this PLEASE READ:

A little girl was sitting on the bus heading to her first day of Pre-School

The girl sitting next to her asks "What's wrong with your eye?"

The little girl replies "It's crossed"

The girl thinks for a moment and then says "Fix it"

The little girl says back "I can't it's crossed forever"

"Then you're a freak and I'm going to tell everyone you are" the girl responds then turns and says

"She's a freak"

All throughout school she hears the taunts

One night she commits suicide leaving a note that says:

I didn't want to leave

But they left me no choice

I couldn't take the taunts any more

No one from school goes to her funeral except a boy

The boy had been her only friend and he had also wanted to be her boyfriend

and one day . . . her husband.

I don't know if this story is true but if you hate bullying and you want stuff like this to stop the copy this story and put it into your profile.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Which character from The Avengers are you?

Tony Stark / Iron Man

•[x] You like booze
•[ ] You are the life of the party
•[ ] You love gadgets
•[ ] You can be rather cocky
•[x] Your favorite color is red or gold (is one of them)
•[ ] You're good with computers
•[x] You use sarcasm a lot
•[ ] You love getting attention
•[ ] You're good at mechanics
•[x] You have issues with your parents
• 4

Dr. Bruce Banner / The Hulk

•[ ] You're good at science
•[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
•[x] You like to be secluded most of the time
•[x] You like wearing baggy clothes
•[ ] You like to meditate
•[ ] You like doing science experiments
•[x] You try to avoid getting into fights
•[ ] You like wearing purple things
•[x] You're clever
•[x] Your favorite color is green
• 6

Thor Odinson

•[ ] You're good with a hammer
•[ ] You like coffee
•[x] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
•[x] You can be arrogant
•[x] You have long hair
•[x] You have an interest in astrology
•[ ] You can get sulky when things don't go your way
•[x] You're willing to take a fall for someone else
•[x] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
•[x] You don't get on well with your sibling(s)
• 7

Steve Rogers / Captain America

•[x] You like helping those in need in any way you can
•[x] You hate bullies
•[x] You're a great leader
•[x] You're a bit of a do-gooder
•[x] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
•[x] You like wearing things with stars on them
•[x] You strongly admire the army
•[x] You have a good throwing arm
•[x] You like war films
•[ ] You're good at running
• 9

Colonel Nick Fury

•[x] You like wearing long coats
•[ ] You're good at organizing things
•[ ] You're good at being in the loop
•[x] You like guns
•[ ] You're good at giving information to people
•[ ] You like giving solutions to peoples problems
•[ ] You like eyepatches
•[ ] You work best as part of a team
•[ ] You like beards
•[x] You like wearing black things
• 3

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

•[ ] You like wearing tight clothes
•[ ] You can do martial arts
•[x] You're interested in the world of spies
•[ ] You have red hair
•[x] You're quite agile
•[x] People generally don't know much about the real you
•[ ] You like to make yourself look good
•[ ]You can speak another language
•[x] You're good at taking orders
•[ ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now
• 4

Clint Barton / Hawkeye

•[ ] You're very good at archery.
•[x] You currently like/love someone on your team
•[x] You like to wear purple and black
•[x] You're very good at aiming
•[ ] You've worked at the carnival
•[ ] You like working in a team
•[x] You're up for almost anything thrown at you
•[x] You'd be a top assassin if you ever took the job
•[x] You're quiet
•[ ] You tend to get along with people well
• 6

Loki Laufeyson

•[ ] You want to be a great leader
•[ ] You want to prove something
•[ ] You're the younger sibling
•[x] You've been/are overshadowed by a sibling
•[x] You don't get along so great with your sibling
•[x] You're good at lying
•[ ] You're adopted
•[ ] You're very clever
•[ ] You are able to manipulate people well
•[x] Your favorite color is green or gold
• 4

I'm more like Captain America Yays

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever zoned out for more than 20 minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know that you can't lick your elbow, and still try it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love music, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you glomp, squeal, nearly faint, scream, blush heavily, or all of the above when your anime crush comes on-screen, copy and paste this into your profile

If your inner fangirl has ever seriously injured another person, then copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever fell backwards in a chair, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when your favorite Akatsuki member died, copy and paste this into your profile

ROTLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAOIA: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud So Hard That I Nearly Choke But I See A Glass Of Water On The Table And Reach Up To Drink It And I'm Okay Again. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU:

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC,.so I must be dirty. (Hispanic people are cool)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETERIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Im sXe , so I MUST be an ugly Bible worshiping nerd.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I sit with my back straight and chew with my mouth closed, I MUST be posh and stuck up.

I'm OCD so I MUST point out every single little thing that's WRONG and make people fix it.

I copied and pasted this into my profile, so I MUST have no life.

I want child abuse to stop! And if you ,do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me he throws me,

Against the hard wall

I fall hard to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
paste this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have cousins/siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, 4000kills, icyprincess1, Moon made of Ink, WhiteTiger BlackWolf, The-Music-Loving-Akatsuki-tard, Emberscar

If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, Akatsukifan1, Fel Arveia,bloody ice cherry blossom, Emberscar,

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and I really don't want to see you every day, copy and paste this if you've ever said that to anyone.

Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t, if you smiled copy and paste this.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this.

If you think Orochimaru is a gay creepy snake, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you want to slap the emo princess (Sasuke) copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you have a pet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you have ever said KATSU or Art Is A Bang during a fireworks show, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Hidan is seriously badass and fucking amazing and you are waiting for him to crawl out of the dirt and kick Shikamaru's ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A few spelling and grammer mistakes are fine, but if you know someone who isn't even trying, and you're mad about it, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you like all fanfiction that is well written copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to change the world even in the smallest way, copy and paste this list.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

llamas are awesome put this on your profile if your weird.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu >.

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Funny Sayings:

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Come to the dark side. Screw the cookies, we have anime!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.

If I promise not to kill you...can I have a hug?

I didn't hit you...I simply high-fived your face!

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

No Trespassing! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again!

I’m the stuff of your nightmares…Actually, I’m the stuff your nightmares wake up screaming about.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn your ugly face around!”

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

'Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'

'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'

'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.'

If you believe that Karin should choke on an Ice cube and die, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list! (And hurry! if the produsers see this maby that let it happen!!) CherryBlossomGirl13, Winged Lady Colette,bloody ice blossom

We are part of the group, 'Heaven doesn't want us and Hell thinks we'll take over!' Come and join today! Add your name to the list! Winged Lady Colette,bloody ice blossom

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HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

just laugh, i dare you

if you agree repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS!

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts! -Cries-

RIP

Deidara

5/5/88-7/20/07

He shall live on in our hearts! -Sobs- (ILY Deidaaaraa T.T)

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Deidara is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.X33333

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. (Well, at least mine!) If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN /_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

_ _DEIDARA_RULES_ _

-"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) deidara

"Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else. A creation worty of praise unlike anything before it... Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a EXPLOSION!"- Deidara's last words to Sasuke (Naruto)

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me .. .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!"- Deidara to Sasuke (Naruto)

(To Ōnoki) "Shut up! I killed Sasuke Uchiha! And you're next, you art-hating sack of wrinkles!" - Deidara (Naruto)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (only sometimes)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed somesort of gaming device.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop. (again only sometimes)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport(me: I FREAKING HATE IT! WHY WOULD I THINK OF THIS AS A SPORT? IT SEEMS TO ME THIS IS JUST A WAY PREPS ACT SLUTY!!! *sees a prep*...brb *chases prep with a knife yelling* DIIEEEEE U SLUTY BIIIITCH!!!!! *PREP SCREAMS*) ME:KUKUKU >:)

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing

Total= 9

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.

The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever..

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Female Combacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

If you want some damn icecream, copy this into your profile. (yeah bring me some)

If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this and put it into your profile. (eheheh MORE than addicted)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are obessed with naruto

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree (looks at hair it's dyed half purple and the back faded back to brown)

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time ("what a drag""jashin shall smite you"

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can

6. You glue yourself to fanfiction (... does 24/7 count)

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it

10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time

18. You know every detail about your favorite character

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out

24. You call your test a Chunin Exam

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back(it doesn't work for me, i've tried.)

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi

31. You try to make your painting come alive

32. You are still reading this, laughing.

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

laughing and nodding

If you think Japan is cool copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a room, forgot what you were doing and started walking away, then remembered copy this onto your profile

If you notice the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after the rip of there cloaks copy and paste this on your profile(Dont take Of your cloaks you guys O-o)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated , had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a dream about being an Anime girl copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said a anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom, Emberscar

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Hell is the place for people who don't belive in God.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.


believe Fav Naruto Quotes-

[Pokes Sasuke's forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. Maybe next time-Itachi; Naruto

[Last words to Sasuke, pokes his forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. There won't be another time.- Itachi;Naruto

"In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!" Kakashi; Naruto

"Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously." Kakashi;Naruto

"So don't come whining to me with this destiny stuff.. And stop trying to tell me you can't change what your are. You can do it too cause after all.. Unlike me, you're not a failure." Naruto

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom, Emberscar

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom, Emberscar

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom, Emberscar

Quiz time!

If you met Sasuke what would you do?

knee him were the sun don't shine, pull out a hunting knife shave is ugly head will yelling at him itachi is hotter

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?

kiba/deidara/hidan/sasori ( ya ican't diside)

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?

Konohagakure.

Are you a fangirl?

sureee, i'm not *looks around worried*

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?

KARIN that evil bitch. When is she going to die?!

What's your absolute favorite couple?

saku/sasu

Ino or Temari?

Temari. Ino is just a slutty whore who fucks every guy in the village will screaming about her hair.

Chouji or Lee?

Chouji, he's like a big teddy bear

Do you like yaoi?

No

What makes you happy?

My epic kool bean readers who don't flame me.

What's the nicest thing you've said all week?

basha, you fucking moron of coarse we have a math test

Who did you say that to?

basha, a dude in my class. fucking moron

ME AND AKATSUKI CONVERSATIONS...

HELLO, WORLD. DID YOU KNOW JR. HIGH HAS SLOWLY BEEN TURNING ME MORE INSANE THEN I ALREADY WAZ. THAT IS WHY I HAVE GUM AND MUSIC, TO KEEP ME SANE. MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

deidara:okay no more caffine for you,un.

itachi: we took her caffine last week.

pein:who gave my daughter the key to the cabnite with sugar and candy?

tobi:s-she said if tobi didn't she would chop me up and feed me to zetzu.

hidan:that would be a fucking favor.

sasori:has anyone seen kisame?

konan: no,why?

me:HEY, GUYS DO YOU WANT SOME SUSHI?

all:O.o or

itachi:O/.\o

deidara:O.V

konan:@O.o

tobi:@

pein:O:o

rest:O.o

the end mawhahahahaha


me: hello; people with the fear of long words...

everyone:hi...

me:did you know your fear is called...hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a long word ahhhhhhh

me: i guess the evil is back*sigh*


me singing and listining to ipod: sexy and i know it...

deidara: Ember yeah?

me: *still singing*

hidan: bitch?

me: still singing

*goes on with all akatsuki members*

pein: what are you all doing?

hidan: the bitch won't answer us.

pein*walks up and takes out headphones*Ember?

me:yeah?

*everyone except me and pein falls anime style*

me:something i miss?

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you can enter the world of ANIME and make differences in that world, copy this.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile. (GAARA!!!)

If you have ever tried alchemy by clapping your hands and hitting the ground, copy this and paste it on you're profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), Won-ton wolf ( sasori, deidara, naruto), icyprincess1 (Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zero, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Satoshi, Daisuke, Dark, and Krad), Marshmellowtime (Ikuto, Nadeshiko, Iggy, Gaara, Naruto, Minato, Itachi, Sasori, Pein, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, Zero, Genma, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hikaru.), inuyashaxkagome4evr (Gaara, Scar, Kiba, L, Envy, Sasori, Deidara)bloody ice blossom(hidan,sasori,deidara,itachi,kiba,shikamaru,(at on point)kimimarru, (never gonna happen again,big mistake)Othought sasuke the chiken ass was hot, i was you,fang,L,light, matt,mello,and so on), Emberscar(Kiba, Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kisame, Robin)

If you have more friends of the opposite gender than friends of your same gender, copy and paster this onto your profile.


If you think Itachi is hot copy and paste this on to your profile!

If you think Pein could be the perfect brother for Sakura copy and paste this on to your page!

If you think the creater of Naruto should never had made Sakura so weak in the show copy and paste this on to your page!\

If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, DarkBlueLynx,worst bloody nightmare, Emberscar

favourite qoutes from stories:

"save a plant, eat a vegitarian"zetsu,scrumdidileeumptious.

"meow"bonbon,scrumdidileeumptious.;

"how's my sloppy seconds,karin?"sakura, better than reveng(the one with kiba's party)

You Say Pink

I Say Black, Red, or Both

You Say Hannah Montana

I Say Jason Aldean

You Say Zac Efron

I Say YOU NEED HELP

You Say Pop

I Say Rock

You Say Anime Sucks

I Say FUCK YOU BITCH/MANWHORE!!!

Put this onto your profile if you agree. (I would kill anyone that said anime sucks, ANIME IS AWESOME!!!)

Put this on your page if you love Naruto!

Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you think art is either "a bang" or "eternal" copy and paste this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

Arguing with yourself is fun! Until you loose that is... Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cookie-imouto, AnimaniacXOX, SaturnXK, Devil-0-Angel, The-Music-Loving-Akatsuki-tard, Emberscar

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone secretly wants to be hugged, copy and paste this to your profile

If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this to your profile

If you scroll through other people's profiles, finding things to add to your profile to make it longer, then copy and paste to make it longer!

If you have so many of these 'copy & paste' things that you forget what they say and copy & paste something you already copied and pasted but don't care, then copy and paste this!

Friends visit you in jail, good friend’s bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! That was amazing!"

Konan: Do I ever cross your mind?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Do you like me?

Hidan: not really.

Konan: Do you want me?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Would you cry if I left?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Would you live for me?

Hidan: no.

Konan: Choose me or your life.

Hidan: My life.

Konan runs away in shock and pain and Hidan runs after her and says:

Hidan: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you thought that was cute or lovey dovey copy and paste to your profile.

Never let any parent, sibling, teacher, or friend- wait scratch that they should like it too if they're with you- tell you that your dreams or fantasies are stupid.

If you love the Akatsuki scream it out loud.

If you think Sas-gay, sorry, I mean Sas-UKE, oh sorry again, Sasuke is a slut, whore, or bitch tell all fans they suck. If they like Sasuke convert them to Itachi or Madara they are way sexier.

If someone says any Akatsuki member is not sexy show all pics of them shirtless or in yaoi session.

If you believe anything on here you are welcome to copy and paste to your profile.

Put this ipod on your profile if you
0 love music!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Proud to be a Narutard(National anthem)

I am proud to be a narutard,

because i know your scared of me

and i won't forget that ku-nai,

that saved my life for free.

And i will man up,

and laugh at you,

for staring at my face.

Like Lady Gaga were born this wayyyy,

join the Naruto raceeeee!!!!!!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


You say BABY PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say HANNAH MONTANA

I say LINKIN PARK

You say ZAC EFRON

I say KIBA Inuzuka

You say RAP

I say COUNTRY

You say Im WEIRD

I say YES I AM

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

The Akatsuki Classification

Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius) Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus) Deidara (Explodus Homosexus) Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus) Hidan (Smartus Assus) Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus) Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus) Konan (Vaginus maximus) Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus) Pain (Fearlus Leaderus)

(·.·).I.(·.·)

(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)

·..· Deidara ·. ·.

(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (Dude...WTF?!?!?)

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnixious, Because, Insanity

Taken
Single
Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist (DEIDARA IS MINE SO BACK OFF!!!!)

Put this on your profile
if you are one of the
11 that still
loves ROCK music!

Copy and paste
this on your
page if you
have a Nintendo Wii!

(put this on
your profile
if you own a DS)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents daddy and mommy

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: knows your number by heart.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will hate the person that made you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Will get revenge on the person, start rumors, and make them suffer a torture worse then ANYTHING ANYONE has ever been through.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shiiiiit!!

Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Kiba WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Korumaru.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your hip pouch

If you think art is a bang copy and paste this on your profile

Top 10 ways for surviving a

ZOMBIE

attack

1) Organize BEFORE they rise!!

2) They feel no fear, why should you?

3) Use your head, cut off theirs!!

4) Blades don't need reloading.

5) Ideal clothing... tight clothing, short hair!!

6) Get up the stairway, THEN DESTROY IT!!

7) Get out of the car and onto a bike!

8) Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!!

9) No place is safe, only safer...

10) The Zombies might be gone, but the threat lives on!!

Repost this if you liked it!! Add your name to the zombie slayers list: Itachi's number one lover, i-luv-sesshy-23,kage kitsune 14, Emberscar

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, CrimsonCat101,kage kitsune 14, Emberscar are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

My NARUTO character:

Name: Scarlet Inuzuka

Rank: Chunin

Age: 16

Village: Leaf

Clan: Inuzuka

Animal partners: Fang (Black wolf with amber eyes(and yes I know it's not Japanese but I don't really care if it is or isn't)) and Claw (White tiger with blue eyes(and yes I also know that this name isn't japanese but I don't care if it is or isn't))

Personality: Has a short fuse (easily ignited(worse than Tsunade's, Sakura's, Deidara's, and Sasori's combined)), loves being in the torture unit (and yes I'm WORSE than Ibiki), and likes to eat ramen(I eat A LOT more than Naruto).

Hates: Tea, waking up early, people who wake me up early, and Madara Uchiha.

Loves: Training, hanging with friends, and Kiba (NO ONE TELL).

Here's what my character would look like but I'm wearing similar clothes to Kiba, no triangle on the forehead, the hair's longer(about mid-back), and the hair's pulled into a low-set pony-tail except for a few strands of hair (JUST IGNORE THE WHITE WOLF), this is what my cat partner would look like ,and this is what my dog partner Fang would look like

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Pein/Pain = Nagato

[x] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[x] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain = Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ x] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[x] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[x] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3 ]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[x] - I'm very impatient.
[x] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara
[x] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi. ( so/so)
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off (sometimes)
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (working on it)
[x] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[x] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (just once! i was testing a blade my lil brother had >>)
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange. (sometimes)
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 0 ] (THANK GOD *somewhere in the background* IT'S JASHIN-SAMA DAMMIT!!! YOU FOLLOW YOUR RELIGION AND I'LL FOLLOW MINE BITCH!!!! WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?!?!?! *and commences a fight between Hidan and I*)

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.(well some think that I'm insane)

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

Im a mix of the Akatsuki members. Except for Tobi/Madara who's still the shit. AND NO ONE COMPARE ME TO MADARA UCHIHA!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise(sharpens claws and teeth) YOU. WILL. REGRET. IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Kiba

2. Gaara

3. Deidara

4. Sasori

5. Tenten

6. Shikamaru

7. Temari

8. Kankuro

9. Pein

10. Konan

11. Hidan

12. Killer - B

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's cute, not hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

o_O Sorry, I don't believe in Mpreg e_e it's disturbing.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

One

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

F* NO. THEY'RE BOTH GUYS AND GAARA TRIED TO KILL BOTH SHIKAMARU AND NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine would make ALOT more sense; too me anyways.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Temari would be thinking I THOUGHT MY BROTHER WAS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and scarred for life. e_e

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Deidara pissed off Konan, so Konan kicked him(where NO guy should EVER be KICKED). Deidara(after getting over the pain) asked Konan to help him steal Kakuzu's money, and GOT FILTHY STINKIN RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I have no clue and I'm pretty sure it exists somewhere.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Winds of Rap? (idk e_O)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...Four would be dead if he tried anything with One.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not that I know

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Luls, I dun has anyone on my friend list yet that likes Hidan.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hmmmm.. Idk

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

She'd never scream unless needed.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Psh, who needs lyrics. New Divide by Linkin Park would work for Kankuro.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

RELATED TO YAOI! (if you don't like this kind of stuff don't READ)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

That would never happen

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

THIS SHIT ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20) How emo is Seven?

Temari ain't emo. If she was she'd be with Crack-Nut 1 (Orochimaru) and Crack-Nut 2 (Kabuto) just like Sasuke.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you taught that was sweet)

If you think flamers are dirt bags spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

“1 scary way to break up”One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

"she was pushed..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Aurora1495, Kage Kitsune 14, Emberscar

Naruto Character names and meanings:

Sasuke-Parrot (Makes sense, all he can say is hn, dobe, idiot and occasionally "Itachi I will kill you")

Itachi-Weasel (This sadly makes me think of a weird al yankovic song)

Sakura-Cherry Blossoms (and her last name Haruno means spring. So her whole name can be translated as Cherry Blossoms in Spring)

Kisame-Demon Shark (That explains the looks, or is it the other way around?)

Sasori-Scorpion (I wonder if that's why he made his puppet have a scorpion tail?)

Kiba-Fang (And his mother is Tsume which means claw)

Naruto-steamed fish-cake paste (a ramen topping)

Deidara-Mud or Day Flaw (That's mean!)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life

Hidan- Bandit gang

Pein-pain

Hinata-Sunflower

Shikamaru- Shika means deer and maru is a common ending in boys names

Tobi- Scalffold erector (if you can believe it. Makes sense, he acts like he's high)

Zabuza-he who never strikes twice

Haku-white

Neji-screw

Yamato-ancient name for Japan

Konan-little south

Zetsu-sharp plant

Kakashi-Scarecrow (and Hatake means field, so his name basically translates to scarecrow in the field)

Shisui-still water

Shino-stem of bamboo

Choji-butterfly

Ino-boar

Tenten-Heavenly heaven, little by little or this and that

Minato-harbour (Namikaze means waves and wind)

Tsunade-mooring rope

Orochimaru-orochi means great snake, and maru is a common ending in boys' names

Kabuto-the last part of the name for aconite

Quotes:

"It doesn't have to have a point. That what makes it candy." -Charle Bucket (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Movie))

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunettes remember it in the morning.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

"This is for the Greater Good!"

"The greater good? I'm your wife!! I'm the 'Greatest good' you'll ever get!" - The Incredibles

"Oh, Yeah? Well your momma so fat even Naruto dosen't 'Belive it!'" (Ahhh, I luv this one!(You could also use so ugly))

"Genin from the leaf are we! All our missions rated 'D',

Fixing rooves and weeding grass,

BEING A GENIN SURE SUCKS ASS!"

“Good Morning, Star Shines! The Earth say’s Hello!” – Willy Wonka

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

“I live only for myself. I love only myself.” – Gaara

"F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck! I Never Actually Learned this Shit!)" unknown (but so true)

11 people were on a rope, under a helicopter-10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because other wise they were all going to fall.They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speech. she said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a women, she was used to giving up everthing for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrfices with little in return. as soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping... IDIOTS! IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN/GIRL POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE SO OTHER INTELLIGENT WOMEN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT!!

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the shit out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very sexual

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My real name: Can be funny and dumb at times, has one of the best personalities ever, loves to smile and laugh, has gorgeous eyes


THE NARUTARD SURVEY!

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? "Gaara, Kiba, Kisame and Deidara!"
2. What is your favorite pairing? "NaruHina"
3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan? "NIETHER"
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times? "I've never cosplayed ,( ... BUT WISH I COULD!!!!!!"
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any. "Many drawings!"
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? "Kiba cause we both love dogs, hate it when someone hurts any dog!!!, and we are feral at heart"
7. Naruhina or Kibahina? "NaruHina"
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? "SasuSaku"
9. Which team is your favourite? "Akatsuki team Sasori and Deidara or team 8"
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) "YES!"
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory? "YES"
12. Your favourite akatsuki member? "Deidara, Sasori, Konan, Kisame, and Hidan!"
13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke? "Anti-Sasuke cause i don't like him..."
14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers) "Sadly no"
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? " kinda"
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? "ADD?????"
17. Sub or dub? "BOTH"
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? "Anit/Pro-Sakura..."
19. Tobi = annoying or funny? "ANNOYING >:O"
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? "Yes... Madara... and in extension, Obito"
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? "Ugly nerd... he scares me..."
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? "Deidara or Haku!"
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? "WEIRD"
24. which character would be best OOC? who and how? " Naruto cause he changes all the time xD"
25. Do you like naruto fanfics? "Yeh"
26. Do you write naruto fanfics? "Once"
27. Do you like lemons? "NO!!!!"
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? "Not really..."
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? "What are those???"
30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? "don't think sooo..."
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? "NOT YET BUT I WILL!!!"
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?" "Sadlly no..."
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" "Nope"
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? "YES"
35. Are you broke thanks to naruto? "Maybe"
36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise? "NO!! If it's written by Pervy-Sage, then forGET ABOUT IT!!"
37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? "NO"
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. "0"
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? "NO WAY IN ANYONES MIND!!!!!!! HE ISN'T EVEN SEXY LOOKING NORMAL!!!"
40. Do you have a naruto OC? "YES her name is Scarlet"
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life? "YES!"


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How to Train Your Fiance by Username1.4 reviews
Hiccup finds herself sailing over to Dunbrough after agreeing to marry Queen Eleanor's son. She'll be leaving everyone she knows and loves behind. Everyone, of course, except her best friend Toothless. When she arrives there, she finds a hot-headed red head who wants nothing but his freedom, and, of course, a cursed monster bear. Fem!Hiccup x Male!Merida
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,553 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 3/15 - Hiccup, Toothless, Merida
The Lion King VI: Fall of Man by Asante reviews
Simba sets off on a quest to help a stranded human named Daniel return to his people, and hopefully to prevent the Pride Lands from being discovered by mankind. A sequel to my fan fiction The Lion King V: Man Comes to the Pride Lands, this fan fiction is written in collaboration with Dreaming18, Haradion, Incarnate Firefly, the almighty alphamon, and TRON0602.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Simba, Rafiki, Timon, OC
Forever Vigilant: The Immortal Coil by Alya Kihaku reviews
Eleanor Howlett, sister of Wolverine and Sabretooth, is an Agent of the S.S.R. working with Howard Stark and Dr. Erskine. While helping Colonel Phillips train the Super Soldier candidates she finds herself rooting for Steve Rogers. Follow them as they charge head first into something neither of them had ever thought possible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/3
Forever Vigilant by Alya Kihaku reviews
Eleanor Howlett, sister to Wolverine and Sabertooth, finds herself in the S.S.R. with Colonel Phillips and Howard Stark. While helping Dr. Erskine find the candidate for the Super Soldier she meets Steve Rogers. Through the trials of Captain America they find themselves charging head first into something neither of them expected. Steve Rogers/OC REWRITE IS UP
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 221,270 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I'll Protect You by AnimeWerewolf reviews
Twilight was just having fun with Spike, when bullies ruined their day. Inspired by fanart. Please forgive spelling errors. One Shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
The Cherry Blossom and the Raccoon by Ari The Fox reviews
Gaara, abused. Sakura perfect. they don't hate each other, but they don't like each other either. what happens when The cherry blossom learns the lonely Raccoon's secret? what Tragedy will strike? ((Side pairing: NaruxHina; Rated T for bloodshed and abuse.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2014
Webs of Entanglement by Mrs.POTO reviews
Marnie Fleur, one of Midtown's newest students, is an average teenager who moves to New York when her workaholic, marine biologist father gets a job transfer to OSCORP. But, when she gets caught up in strange OSCORP experiment, she'll gain unimaginable powers, proving that Spider-Man and The Lizard aren't the only superhumans in New York City. Peter Parker/OC
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, OC
Shifting Hearts by Taila-Tai reviews
After the threat of Magneto has been dealt with, the X-men settle down hoping to start a semi-normal life. But when an unknown enemy threatens them and all they love, how will they stop it? Will they have help from the new teacher whose powers are unique? Will Logan have help from her? Logan/OC, Bad summary I know. AU Set after X-men The Last Stand.Rated T
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,006 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - [Logan/Wolverine, OC] - Complete
The one who understands me by Sexy pet777 reviews
Snails has always lived a tragic life. Especially as a toddler. But he then starts to hang out with Apple Bloom, who slowly begins to understand him... and begins to relize his tragic secrets. Deep dark secrets wil be reviled, Snails will begin to be closer to Apple Bloom, and some villian has something to do with Snails. What will happen during this story of adventure and romance?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Snails, Applebloom
Kurama's Student by Ari The Fox reviews
On a sad night, a small girl gives up a happy life, for a life of suppression to save her sister, and a young boy learns of the monster within, and saves himself from the wrath of his own village. Together they will be unstoppable. (rated M for extreme violence, Epic naru, Caged Bird Hinata, and HinaxNaru pairing.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Return to Moonacre by LunaDarkwing reviews
After the curse is lifted, Maria thinks everything is going to be perfect. Unfortuneately, when Ms, Heliotrope has a nervous breakdown, she is forced to leave. When Maria returns 2 years later, both Robin and a new adventure await.
Little White Horse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Maria M., Robin
The Lion King V: Man Comes to the Pride Lands by Asante reviews
Peace settles over the Pride Lands with the arrival of Simba's grandchildren but, on the horizon, a new possible threat looms as a creature far more dangerous than the lion encroaches on the kingdom. Can Simba make peace with the strange upright standing animal or will he have to destroy the monster known throughout the lands as the Lion Hunter?
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,291 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Simba, OC - Complete
Mac's Daring Dash by SparityLoveisForever reviews
Big Mac finds him self in the middle of Winter Wrap Up with mixed feeling for a lavender, bookish, unicorn mare, and a prismatic maned, cyan, pegasus, mare. Big Mac will find which one is best for his heart if his head will let him. This is a Sequel to Soarin's Pink Pie as it continues along the story-line in the same Eqestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Big Macintosh - Complete
Gaara's Monster by Ari The Fox reviews
Monster, How should I feel? Creatures Lie here, Looking through the Window! ((Long Songfic- main song will be Monster- Meg and Dia; Main Pairing GaaxOc somewhat Dark Gaara; other possible songs- World so Cold- 12 Stones; Wheres my Wonderland- BOTDF. M for extreme Bloodshed))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gaara, OC - Complete
A Chase Begins With A No by Sams Witch reviews
So every girl has said yes to Dean but what happens if one says no? A chase beings, a challenge starts and Dean Winchester will stop at nothing for her to say yes. Set in season two but maybe with a different ending. Dean/Oc
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,157 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dean W.
Well, It's Not So Bad by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
The Akatsuki are back! But this time the tables are turned; They're in our world. And even while fending off enemy ninja, they manage to have fun while doing it. Sequel to 'Ugh, Why me'. 3 OC's as well. Rated T for swearing and minor suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 150,442 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Harmony's Warriors: Flutterhulk by Avenging-Hobbits reviews
A monster. A freak. A weapon. A failure. Fluttershy is all of these and none of these. She simply wants to be left alone. But turning into a giant green monster more often then not prevents that. This is her story. A crossover with the Marvel Universe. First in a series.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,694 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Fluttershy - Complete
A Trip in Time by iluvstorys reviews
In the future, fem!naru has lost too many precious people. Watching her crumble under the emotional pressure, Shikamaru proposes the idea of traveling back to their academy days to change things; a second chance to save their loved ones. A journey through time as they face turmoil from emotional and temporal displacement and changing perceptions and feelings for each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
Dreaming Reality by TolkienNerd4832 reviews
When a certain dragon and viking fall through Megan's TV, her whole life seems to be turned upside down. Join her and her friend Sabrina on their epic adventure to get the two back home. This is one wild ride you do not want to miss!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
America's Liberty by clarinetgirl628 reviews
During WWII, women aren't allowed to join the army. But that won't stop Jade from trying. It's impossible for her until she's approached by Dr. Abraham Erskine who wants to give her chance along with her new friend Captain America. Can she survive the war? Or will she fall in love along the way? Steve Rogers/OC Rated T to be safe.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,708 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America
Rainbow Factory by Red lightning 951 reviews
the struggles of a pony trying to escape the rainbow factory... only one problem NO ONE escapes the clutches of the rainbow factory. rated T for blood, violence, and language
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
Total Drama High School by Loopin' Lunan95 reviews
The fifth season of "Total Drama" begins, in a boarding school. Duncan, Courtney and the other original campers is back. But they meets a new cast member, Avery Wilson. But what will happen with a tomboy, a criminal, a goth, a musician and a princess? It's gonna be romance, friendship, rivality and Drama! First Total Drama story! Review! Duncney, Gwent, Aleheather and Ezevery!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Courtney, Duncan] [Ezekiel, OC]
Kovu and Kiara's Pride:The lost one by EmikoSakura27 reviews
When Kiara spots a young cub with no family. What will she do? What will this new cub bring to the pride? Evil and turmoil or a new commrade?
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kiara, Kovu
Memories are Coming Back by RunAway Rose reviews
The Sequel to My Akatsuki Kittens. After Three years The girls have started to remember things about the Akatsuki but not everything. The Akatsuki come back and take them to there world. When things start to go wrong and there lives are put on the line, will Ember finaly be able to face her past, will Natalie relize her role, and will Eve remember who she really is?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
A Tooth For a Mark by owlish quagmire reviews
So, I met this guy with sharp canines, long claws, and an obnoxious smirk... And now he won't go away. Victor/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sabretooth
Christmas with Gambit by Gambit's green eyed Chere reviews
Gambits babysitting the brotherhood for Christmas when and an unlikely visitor drops by. slight lemon Might make into a two shot, if you guys like it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Flying South by ColorCoated reviews
Alone on Christmas Eve, Rogue feels a little down. . . at least until she finds a certain good looking Cajun to lift her spirits. ROMY Smut. One Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Things To Believe by Okami Endless reviews
When Riley, a 7th grader who is a big warriors fan, wakes up, she finds herself as a cat and in the warriors world. She joins ThunderClan and finds out just how hard clan life can be... Rated T for safety
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
The Hunger Games of Equestria: Book One by Almost an Actress reviews
Rainbow Dash does not live a charmed life. She takes care of her adopted sister, Sweetie Belle, and hunts with her best friend Applejack, haunted by memories of her dead father. But when Sweetie's name is chosen for the Hunger Games, Rainbow Dash must make the decision that will change - and most likely take her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Braeburn
Odd Girl, Odd Reality by Davichi reviews
She knew today was going to suck-ass; she just didn't expect to fall out of Bobby Singer's ceiling and into Eric Kripke's Supernatural. You may think that traveling three years into the past can help the boys out with the apocalypse and all. Too bad Rae stopped watching the show after season three. This is Rae's story as she adjusts to her new life. Dean/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
The Avengers of Harmony by Maethorelen reviews
Two wielders of chaos threaten both the worlds of Earth and Equestria. Now, the mightiest heroes of both realms must come together to fight these enemies. "Because if we can't protect harmony, you can be darn well sure we'll avenge it." Cover art credit goes to Alienfirst on Deviantart.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,625 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
Driving with the Top Down by Maethorelen reviews
Rainbow Dash and Tony Stark are nearly inseparable friends. Saving the world is a pretty good bonding experience. But sometimes a simple night on (or rather above) the town can be just as fun. Though, with both Tony Stark and Rainbow Dash involved, this can be anything but calm and simple. ONE-SHOT. Cover art credit goes to Alienfirst on Deviantart.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ugh, Why Me by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 119,263 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Candice City by Boriqua-chan reviews
The awkwardness of moving into a new town is rivaled only with the awkwardness of trying to forget your parents' death. Castiel/OC
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [Castiel, OC]
Courage To Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Sequel to Journey to Words which will need to be read in order for this story to make sense . Eliza Potter continues her quiet journey through Hogwarts, will she find the courage she so desperately needs? All books compliant. All updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,146 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Harry P., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Capture by X-Nerd reviews
Agent Zero is in disbelief when the Colonel tells him that a girl is the new member of their team. Will Zero be able to let go of his sexist opinions and finally find someone who understands him?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Agent Zero
On a Whisper of Wind by Terrichance reviews
What would you do, if you met a pony who was at once your brother, and yet not? Applebuck braves the dimensional divide to reach his goal. But how will he deal with a world in which everything is flipped? His friends, his family, and even... himself?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Applebloom, Applejack
Home Is Where The Heart Is (Hiatus) by OblivionsGarden reviews
Carrie Walsh is Mikey's twin sister who shares his love of their home and his sense of adventure. One other thing they share is their friend Mouth. Carrie, however, starts to develop feelings for the boy on their hunt for One-Eyed Willy's treasure. Will sparks fly or will they just remain friends? Mouth/Oc. The Goonies film with an added OC. Enjoy.
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Mouth
Ups and Downs by Killbles reviews
Rainbow Dash and Soarin have settled down, had a family and are living the good life. But as with everything in life there must be ups and downs. Old enemies return and feuds reignite, turning what they thought would be the best time of their lives into hell.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,334 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin
Toy Soldiers by heyitsmima reviews
War is the only thing they know.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Reincarnated by RunAway Rose reviews
Based on Rascal Flats Song What Hurts the Most? Crystal loves Law and Law loves her back, but they can't be together...HIATUS
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - T. Law, Whitebeard - Complete
My Akatsuki Kittens by RunAway Rose reviews
The Akatsuki get turned into Cats then they get Adopted by two Teenage Girls and they get split up. so what happens when two people in the Akatsuki fall in love with The Girls? We'll just have to find out. Sequel now here in stores near you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Lion King: A Father's Concern by Asante reviews
As Ahadi takes the throne following Mohatu's death, his mind is heavy with thoughts of his son Taka's destiny.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ahadi, Scar/Taka - Complete
The King and Queen of Hearts by Speechless Thinking reviews
Today was the day he knew he would die-today he would once again be reunited in his lover's arms. Today, the King and Queen would be separated no more. -Please note, nearly every review so far has said that they cried because of this, it's a one shot, and I don't own anything: just the idea for this story. Thanks.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Breaking Point by Smurfanator reviews
A short poem...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Aspirations by Laliel reviews
Steve Rogers lives in a new world, yet in his dreams he remembers. Steve/Peggy. Mostly Pre-Avengers.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - P. Carter, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
On a Wing and a Rainbow by Killbles reviews
Rainbow Dash is shocked to discover an upcoming tryouts session for the Wonderbolts. Are her dreams going to be crushed by a yellow pegasus? Will she triumph against all odds to achieve her dream and more?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin - Complete
Fleeting Dreams by Darksknight reviews
When Kagome wakes up in the hospital with amnesia everything seems fine. But why does she feel someones missing? Who is the golden eyed man she seems to recall, if he even exists? Why does she want to jump in the well all of the sudden? NOT AU!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The Law Of Unintended Consequences by AlphaWolf13 reviews
Before their grade ten year, the eight old friends of Ms. Frizzle's third grade class ask her to take them on one last trip. They didn't anticipate however that with one trip their lives could change forever having gained new abilities in their travles.
Magic School Bus - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
I hate love you by cliffordlovato reviews
Draco and Hermione experience mixed feelings towards one another, causing them both to extreme pain. But can the problem be solved, or are they bound to be in pain forever. Language and slight violence Hate/Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This is AWESOME! by horsefreckles reviews
Brianna, Jessamyne, and Azby are having the time of their lives when they suddenly get captured by the Akatsuki. What will they find out about themselves when they meet Pein? -Self Inserts. -OOC-ness. -Language and sexual content. *MARKED AS COMPLETE. WILL NOT FINISH STORY.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,645 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Mystery of Rinoa Holden by KiwiSprite reviews
Rinoa Holden was murded by her mother, But when evidnce comes up, CP9 digs up her body to find out she's not in the coffin. CP9 know was a month too find out what happened to her, will they be able to?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
The Blade that was Broken by Maethorelen reviews
A short poem about the Blade that was Broken. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Four Leaf Clover by DawnOfRenalice reviews
Just a St. Patricks Day gift for you guys! Sorry it's late but Inuyasha readers can't resist RinxSesshomaru! Enjoy! Not sure if it should be rated T or K but I just went with T coz... I wanted to... ONESHOT! And its my first one I've ever made!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Why Can't This be Just a Dream? by KiwiSprite reviews
Inspired by Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood, and it's dedicated to my Boyfriend who just died.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - E. Kidd - Complete
I Need You by KiwiSprite reviews
Terra Hoshigaki is dying from Cancer, She calls old friend,she hasn't talked to him in three years. Will Five people be able to make her life worth living? or will she die without it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012
X2301 by Captain America 4 PREZIDENT reviews
Once there was a innocent girl. But HYDRA got a hold of her and did horrific experiments on her, teaching her never to love. That little girl died. I am all that is left of her. A monster. Steve/OC After The Avengers
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, J. Schmidt/Red Skull
Metal Hearts by purpleroyal52 reviews
This is a Real Steel fanfic obviously. Can't really summarize it really so just please read it and tell me what you think so I can improve! Thanks!
Real Steel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Max K. - Complete
Nothing Goes as Planned by Avry246 reviews
I can't exactly explain what goes on in my mind, I know it isn't healthy. No I'm not crazy, but if my mind thinks it's okay to go on some weird treasure hunt just to impress a boy there is defiantly something wrong with me. [Semi-Hiatus. Will slowly update]
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Mikey W.
Recollection by Hannah Leanne reviews
Spinelli moved away from thrid street school and returned for the last year at high school. the gang don't get along now, they hate each other. is the return of Spinelli enough to fix this? M for language and maybe some lovey parts...i haven't decided yet
Recess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - A. Spinelli, TJ D.
The Lion King IV: The Rogue Pride by Asante reviews
Kopa, recently returned to the Pride Lands thanks to his sister Kiara, struggles to regain his memories. Meanwhile, trouble is brewing among a group of male lions on the edge of the kingdom. Sequel to my fan fiction The Lion King III: The Lost Prince
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,332 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Kopa, Vitani, OC - Complete
The Treasure Of Cortez by OblivionsGarden reviews
Mikey's cousin Sammie is coming to stay due to her family's money troubles. Mikey and Brand find out about the treasure of Cortez and plan to help her family get back on their feet. Will the Goonies make it through another adventure in one piece? Mouth/oc
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Mouth - Complete
freedoms darkest hour is a soldier's finest hour by oohrah15 reviews
The sequel to Real heros wear dog tags, not champoinship collars. Balto and his team are redeployed to the jungles of the phillipines, will he be as lucky this time as an old enemy returns.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Balto, Jenna
The Lion King III: The Lost Prince by Asante reviews
Following the marriage of Kovu and Kiara, a family secret sends Kiara on an adventure to find Kopa, the brother she never knew she had. This story will fill in the gaps between The Lion King II: Simba's Pride and The Lion King: Six New Adventures.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Simba, Kiara, Kovu, Kopa - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Akakittens by kage kitsune 14 reviews
I know this is totally cliche but the Akatsuki are turned into kittens and I end up taking care of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Real heros wear dog tags, not championship collars by oohrah15 reviews
The diptheria outbreak never happened in Nome so Balto was never accpeted. But when America enters WW2 tracking dogs are needed and Balto is the only candidate for one in Nome. What will happen when he is thrown in the middle of the last Great War
Balto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Balto, Jenna - Complete
Something More by Avry246 reviews
Sequal to Twice the Speed of Life! Join Dani and the Sandlot Gang as school starts. Dani and Tommy trying to get over their mom's death.New friends enter along with new enemies.What could possibly go wrong? With this group of friends,everything.ON HOLD
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Grandma, Tell Me a Story by Parkway Dr reviews
First fic. Tsume sits her grandchildren down and tells them the story of how their parents met in a bedtime story they will never forget. KibaxSakura. Finally finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,073 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Fight For Light by HunnyABee reviews
Two new Dragons of Light and Darkness! Brother and sister with hard times, but the worst is yet to come. Rai's fallen for the Dragon of Light...but so has Chase! The Dragons must awaken to fight a strong evil and save the world! On HIATUS until whenever.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Raimundo, Chase
Through my Prayers by Prince of Tragedy reviews
Romance in the air
Seekers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011
The Goonies by 0Cloudless0 reviews
The Goon Docks are about to be torn down and made into a Social Club. Follow Goonies, Mikey, Brand, Mouth, Cutie, Data, Chunk, Lie, Andy, and Stef, as they embark on an adventure to find the hidden pirate treasure that just might save their homes.
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mouth
Pokemonk: Meeting of the Chosen Ones by GeminiEarthDragon reviews
The Pokemon Elements are dangerous, especially in the wrong hands. Like those of Wuya and her Team Rocket associate. Luckily, the Chosen Ones are here to save the world! …If they don't kill each other first.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
The Journey to Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Eliza Potter is Harry's twin sister. Follow her as she makes her almost silent journey through Hogwarts. Follow her as she tries to find the strength to utter just a few small words. All books compliant. Recently edited and bonus scenes added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 95,400 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
A New Hacker, A New Life by Rayne-the Phantomess reviews
The story of how a girl of 18 meets the STN-J team and how Michael Lee is finally granted the life he always thought of. Friends, Family, Romance. Michael realizes how he can re-start the team, his family. More in story.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Michael L. - Complete
Operation: CHANGE by cartuneslover17 reviews
Sector V has moved on without Numbuh 1 and things are the way they always were. But what happens when a new girl moves in and she is determined to become a great KND operative? And what is up with the DCFDTL? And has the Toiletnator found love?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,309 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Toilenator, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Dark and Light by Firegirl 156 reviews
Okay it's been 12 years since Clay proposed to Haley and things are going fine. Or are they? With Sara just having found a destructive power what will Chase do to get it? What will Sara do to feel like she belongs? Sequel to Earth and Nature.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Clay - Complete
Crystal Heart by Queen Su reviews
A God inspired poem that is a prayer to my Lord.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Lost by Khristopher Kullen reviews
Someone new has joined STNJ. Juliet Stiles is a new recruit for the witch hunting group. But can she see Michael and Robin's LOVE for her?
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Robin S., Michael L.
Good Eatings by Wordgawk reviews
Food tastes better when there's company, especially if one is stuck in the STNJ. Robin invites Michael to dine with her.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Michael L., Robin S. - Complete
Fallen by gryffingirl77 reviews
Jordan & Nigel. Rated for language. Please Read & Review! Thanks! newly revised
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Jordan C., Nigel T. - Complete
Good Great Justice reviews
God is there for all of us whether we know Him or not, understand how He does the things that He can do or not, He will always be there for us and do the things that we can't even imagine
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
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