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Author has written 5 stories for Mass Effect, Halo, and Kung Fu Panda.

ATTENTION FANFICTION READERS- As of 28/11/2012, this account will no longer be putting out new stories or add new chapters to current stories.

What's up my name is Defiant Candle. I am 19 years old and a guy.

Just putting this up to make some notifications-

My Kung Fu Panda Drabble and Shen, Tai Lung and Wolf Boss redemption story has been handed over to Synchronised-Harmony to continue, due to uni life and the fact the I have decided to stop fanfiction writing. A very unpopular decision to many of my fans I'm sure, but in truth I am not the creative sort and writing has a way of messing me up for some reason- probably bi-polar- that draining feeling I get when I've been creative. Its not been good for me socially and is a distraction from work and other important things. Even if my work is good, I went to quite a few dark places just to maintain the story.

I believe I have mild Aspergers Syndrome with ADD (attention-deficit disorder). It means that while I'm pretty skilled in some academic areas- reading and writing, analysing, organising and categorising- it makes me socially stupid, to put it blunt. Its like having the mind of an old guy mixed with that of a boy- kind of giving me the mind of a 14 year old. I have had other difficulties in the past like obsessional tendencies, slowness in work and needing help, struggling to process information- very frustrating at times- repetitive behaviours and thought patterns , limited interests, over-to-hypersensitivity, and a tendency to dwell on the negative.

I took to writing because of my obsessively passionate interests in the solitary pursuits I had, mainly video gaming. Being the Master Chief or Commander Shepard, the one person everyone could rely on to save the day, beat the bad guy and rescue the universe from untold destruction- the desire to be successful would get to me and I would turn to these sorts of things for escapism and to help my self-esteem. Plus I could shoot shit and feel like a badass lol :)

Ironically when I was socially isolated I learnt how to be a good person. I know, I sound like I'm selling myself here- but bear with- being mildly autistic the struggle to fit in socially was immense. I could talk to older people and mature adults no problem and with younger people who shared my sense of fun, but never with people my age. So I was left with few friends and plenty of books and video games to immerse myself in. Geek mode activate.

The halo stories were my first fanfiction because I was so in love with the Halo universe and the characters that I wanted to write my own stories. Naively I thought I could send my story to Bungie and they would accept my story and make it into a movie. Of course I was turned away, and looking at it now I can see how it would have failed. My version of Master Chief was very OOC and the whole storyline itself was something off a star wars prequel/manga mash-up story, with special powers, cheesy lines and characters and cliched parts to it. The Chief?- I don't wanna talk about it- basically a cliched gary stew with a romantic side, melancholy and in my words, 'spiritually gifted' with potential to become a Jedi/Super-Saiyan/Knight of Legend kind of soldier. Yep, that bad- glad I didn't write it.


The Mass Effect Stories were mainly because of my, excitement to put out a Tali/Male Shep romance fanfic. What can I say? Obsessively passionate. Plus I had a big crush/infatuation with Tali. In fact when I fell for her, I replayed the whole first game all over again so I had no other romances to feel guilty about when getting together with her. I'll be completely honest. I went for Liara at first mostly because I found her well, attractive- I was much younger then- and I recall falling for Tali because I stupidly thought that she was Liara under the suit!!! The second time (when I decided to go for Tali) I accidentally ended up getting with Ashley - facepalm- guess thats what happens when you keep talking to her and going Paragon all the time- So, third playthrough later and shazam, no previous romances to feel guilty over when romancing Tali.

Even now I'm not sure if I really did fall in love with her, or if I just caught up with the hype of Youtube and Fanfiction making her into a cute innocent angel with a naughty side to her. I mean, she doesn't really do that much- just says I've liked you since the first game and then says I will research stuff and then sleep with you- sorry for younger readers out there- Theres not a lot of romantic chemistry between them, which I guess I can see why most people go for Miranda or Liara, simply because the games appear to reward you more for it. If the game included a bit more intensity to the romance, particularly in Mass Effect 3- I don't know, whatever there was between Shep and Tali in 3, I didn't see it. In 2, it was like Hey I like you, Hey I like you too- lets get it on- and after some time in the sack (too short a scene if you ask me- sorry again younger viewers) its like hey that was fun now lets leave it like that and I call you up every now and then for cuddles. It was ok, with the whole help Tali with her trial and comfort her after she finds her father dead, but there could have been more to it, you know what I mean? I see what the other fanfics do with the whole back from the dead epic saga romance reunion on Freedom's Progress and Shep and Tali hooking up earlier in the game, and the whole teenage love story- does she like me- does he like me etc stories just to sweeten the relationship, but to me that just makes the whole Tali romance thing to me sadder.

Now I'm not saying that Tali is not a popular romance option, just that the games seem to make her romance story like a side-quest rather than achieving something beautiful in a relationship with someone you deeply care about.

ME3 fans, hear me out when I say that the game seemed to just want me to get with Liara or Ashley instead of be patient and wait for Tali until three quarters of the way through the game to be given a too short cut to black intimate scene and a cheaply photoshopped photo of her face, while the producers could have just put her animated face in the game! In a cutscene for goodness sake!- DISAPPOINTED!!!!- again sorry younger readers. Doesn't it feel that way for Garrus, Jack, Thane, Jacob, and Kelly fans as well?- with exceptions of course- just a dancing scene with Jack, and Jacob leaves Fem Shep for someone else between 2 and 3- burn, and Thane getting killed by Kai Leng just like that- double burn. The Miranda, Liara, Ashley and Kaiden romancers get all the luck and attention- too biased to one group for you to romance- so much for making this game an RPG, Bioware.

So yeah, my love story eventually turned into one very bad and cheesy series of fanfictions about the drama of Shepards return from the dead, his unspoken feelings for Tali and Gary Stewiness aplenty, with not very 1st person writing and sticking to male character viewpoints only. Plus the hero 'COMMANDER ZACHARY SHEPARD!!' (tumbleweed) was essentially a copy of me, a hormonal, impulsive, somewhat unstable-(waking from 2 year slumber and essentially an animal that just wanted to kill everything until he meets Tali again on Freedom's Progress) cheesy and goofy version of Shepard, with the mental age of a teenager instead of a thirty something mature war veteran commander. Self-insert everywhere! Except the unstable part- unless you count a massive bitching fest about why no one liked my fanfictions in the final chapter in an especially cheesy fanfiction about Shepard saving Tali on Haestrom. That was a result of my bitterness, an attitude problem and desperate need for attention by throwing a pity party. Quite possibly the most unpopular thing I have ever done on this website, if not in my entire life.

So after a guilt trip and a serious reprimanding from a fanfiction author who I admired, I felt the desire to completely turn evil and make an alternate storyline with an EVIL COMMANDER ZACHARY SHEPARD! (tumbleweed again) WITH BIOTIC POWERS, MORE GARY STEWINESS, AND FOR SOME REASON ALSO HAS A CRUSH ON TALI!! (tumbleweed and massive rolling of eyes and groaning everywhere)

Basically an evil Anakin Skywalker, Angellus (Buffy Reference) and Dark Starkiller- with force choking abilities, completely relentless and unregrettably evil and sadistic, with a big emo side for Tali to take pity on and something for her to appeal to his good side. He plays the piano, shacks up with a load of women, is a complete bastard who likes to execute people with style and yet for some reason is in love with Tali. I wanted to make a story centred around an angel falling for a demon, or a sinful man and see where it went. Later I decided it would be tragic and then got lazy and killed everyone off in the Collector Base Attack and surprise surprise, Evil Shep and Tali get together before the attack, in one really messed-up love scene involving force-chokes andTali telling an evil SOB that she loves him, even if he is evil and is practically a monster and believe there is still good in him, and him telling her he loves her too. With absolutely no logic or reasoning at all. I know love can be blind but seriously, a bad romance fic. Didn't do much good for me either.

On the flip side I introduced a sequel involving Legion as the protagonist for Mass Effect 3 who groups together a band of some of the othe popular Mass Effect Characters to fight the Reapers, and then later a Reaperised Version of Evil Shepard. He gets a staff and owns people :D

I did decide to make a Mass Effect 3 story with fellow fanfic writers starring as their own characters, but got cold feet when the story got cliched and terrible with a lot of OOCs and cheesy bad guys- ripping off Star Wars, Transformers, and possibly Naruto or some other angsty manga- Dragon Age- with sword fights, emo stuff, over-dramatic-ness and just generally crap storylines.


The Kung Fu Panda Drabble was my attempt for a fresh start after my botched Mass Effect fanfic attempts. And I went straight for the bad guys. I was a fan of Shen's stories and Shen himself because I emphasised with his self-loathing, regret and feeling of weakness and inferiority- being an asthmatic and hay-fever sufferer and with poor social skills I could somewhat relate. Tai Lung was simply rage which I unhealthily delved in as part of my dark side of hating everything and being frustrated and angry.

Not surprisingly I did better with this fanfic than any other work I did, mostly because it was easier to imagine and write.

So I wrote a story of Shen with depressing flashbacks and a lot of darkness- no surprise there- and then decided that enough was enough. I kept putting myself in dark places and making myself miserable with my writing and it had to stop for good.

I ended the story with a brief summary and left it at that. And so ended my fanfic career.

Up until now I haven't written anymore stuff. Recently I was asked by Synchronised Harmony if he could continue my story. So after some thinking I have decided to give my KFP drabble to Synchronised-Harmony to continue on his own.

Sorry to have just fed you a depressing story. Just what happens when someone like me tries to be creative and copy other writers.

Writing is no longer my thing. I've decided that now. I live my own life now and no longer hide. I'm accepted now with friends and no longer feel disconnected from everything or anyone.

I'm not perfect, but I know what I want, and know that I can be better. For everyone I care about, and myself.

My name is Zachary Bromfield, and I say God bless to those of you who are in a dark spot in your life. Don't be afraid. Be with the people you love, family, pets, friends- anyone who can help. You are not alone- Good things will come along. Never hide- exercise, try new things, hang out with friends, even if its on Tumblr or Youtube or Twitter or Fanfics- Don't turn to the dark side. It will only bring you pain. Listen to critics and never be afraid to ask for help once in a while. Be kind and compassionate. Be brave and strong. Be supportive and find humour in everything. Be a person of light, and treat others how you wish to be treated. Help others and they will help you.

Let yourself be responsible for your happiness. Live life.

(And after that Trainspotting tangent, I wish to say adieu. This account will remain open for Synchronised-Harmony to ask for tips, but I will also be online to read other great stuff you guys recommend or put up.)

See you guys around. Defiant Candle signing out.

Please don't hate me, but I had to do this-

From EDElricFan1001

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Hopefully I copied this one right- I shall be in the rightful minority!


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Two Choices

What would you do?…You make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyways. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraiser dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be the forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

‘When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?’

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued ‘I believe that when a child like Shay, who is mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself and it comes in the way other people treat that child.’

Then he told the following story: Shay and I had walked by a park where some boys Shay knew were playing ball. Shay asked ‘Do you think they’ll let me play?’ I knew that most of the boys would not like someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said ‘We’re losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he could be on our team and we’ll try to but him in to bat in the ninth inning.’

Shay struggled over to the team’s bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay’s team scored a few runs, but were still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and in the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay’s team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next o bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn’t even know how to hold the bat properly, much less make with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team was putting aside winning for this moment in Shay’s life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball softly in Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown it to the first baseman.

Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman’s head, out of reach of all teammates.

Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling: ‘Shay, run to first! Run to first!’ Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far, but he made it to first base.

He scampered down the base-line, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled ‘Run to second, run to second!’

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

By the time Shay rounded towards the second base, the right fielder had the ball. The smallest guy on their team who now had this chance to be a hero for his team.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher’s intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman’s head.

Shay ran towards the third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases towards home. All were shouting ‘Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay!’

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of the third base and shouted ‘Run to third! Shay, run to third!’

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming ‘Shay, run home! Run home!’

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team.

‘That day.’ Said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, ‘the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.’

Shay didn’t make it another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!


We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second-thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate…The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion and decency is often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If you’re thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you’re probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren’t the ‘appropriate’ ones to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the ‘natural order of things.’

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:

Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process. A wise man once said every society is judged by how it’s least fortunate amongst them.

You now have two choices:

1. Ignore this 2. Pass it along

May your day, be a Shay day

You're a 90's kid if: (I do remember all of this, makes you miss your childhood lol)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.


I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Mass Effect Premonition: The End of Dawn by Narcrotic reviews
The Sequel to MED:TEN. Shepard is dead. The team is gone. The Normandy destroyed. As she mourns, Tali returns to the Flotilla to finish her pilgrimage with a crushed heart and broken soul. -A Tali-centric fic that follows her life in detail. -Mature Readers Only. -Tali/Shepard Pairing. -Will follow loosely bound ME2 Format. (Nothing too AU)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,307 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Kung Fu Panda: Book of Changes by Ilien reviews
The Dragon Warrior learns who he is, Tigress learns who she isn't, Tai Lung learns who he should have been, and Mr. Ping makes noodles. A lot of noodles.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Po, Tai Lung, Commander Vachir
From Across the Galaxies by Lord Darth Master reviews
Just as the Sith move into position to overthrow the Galactic Republic, an old friend returns to known space and Darth Revan is sent sprawling across time and space. Post KOTOR I & During Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Revan, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Degradation (OUTDATED) by Narcrotic reviews
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,468 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Acerbus Praeteritus by deathunit100010 reviews
Raised by quarians, exiled from the Flotilla, Shepard left his past behind him, refusing to speak of how or why he was the way he was. One quarian becomes the first to attempt to find out everything, and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,176 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Here in Our Moments by alex8andre reviews
A collection of 25 drabbles and oneshots of Po & Tigress based on a random word. You know you want to read them, too! :D Oneshot #24 - "Hope"
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,346 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Po, Tigress
Fulfill Your Destiny by Dat Salvadorean Chic reviews
The notorious Lord Shen is given a second chance at life to find out whether the fact that his parents loved him is true and learns to love and to feel loved.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,732 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Shen, Po
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: The Unleashed by XKhaosXKyuubiX reviews
The Rebellion has won, the Empire is defeated, Everyone that Starkiller loved is dead, but he learns of a new adventure in a distant galaxy. The crew of the normandy is about to get help from a Jedi. FemShep/Tali/others, Starkiller/Undecided. ME Universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Shepard (F)
100 Drabbles Challenge by willowplwm reviews
Various short drabbles based on words and short phrases
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,423 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Furious by Peter the Muggle reviews
Oneshot series. The Five and Po when they're not saving the Valley from crazy snow-leopards. New one-shot, Chapter 12: Song has little chat with Viper regarding a certain panda master.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,902 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008
A Panda Patchwork by Ilien reviews
A place to put all my little bits and pieces.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012
Blood Stained Dreams by Moved-Account-Sorry reviews
The Soothsayer was casually cleaning laundry one day by the river when she comes across the body of Shen...who is still alive. Will this mean another war? Or has Shen let go of his bitter past and sealed his wounds? Rated T for violence. .::CANCELED::.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,755 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Shen, Soothsayer
Bum Reviews: Halo Reach by DinoJake reviews
Reach was Chester's home too. He lived in a cardboard box in an alleyway in New Alexandria. Covenant bastards glassed that too...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012
Five Things That Never Happened To Shen by Hymenocallis Caribaea reviews
They are his heart's deepest desires – dreams that resurface from time to time.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Shen - Complete
Forgiveness Over Lunch by Cryztalix reviews
Who would've thought that Shifu had bad timing with these kinds of things?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Tigress, Shifu - Complete
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Nothing is Trivial by Mr Ug reviews
Sometimes, something so bad happens that a soul can't rest. For one man, fate has brought him back to put the wrong things right.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
White Hot Darkness by gothicorca1895 reviews
Was Lord Shen born corrupted, or was the monster inside of him created? Pre-movie. CHAPTER 11 UP!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,413 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Shen, Soothsayer
To Impose Order upon Chaos by Albericus reviews
ME1 timeline. John Shepard is the best humanity has to offer. Follow him as he struggles against all the galaxy can send to oppose him, while trying to finally find peace. Slight AU/W40k. Thanks to Setrus for his description of Quarians.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Mass Effect III: Union by Guardian Kitch reviews
Battered, the NORMANDY SR2 has survived the suicide trip through the Omega 4 Relay. The war, however, has just begun. The Reapers are coming in hard, and with Cerberus now considered the enemy too Commander Shepard must unite the galaxy in a MASS UNION...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Dante v Santa by Trinity Archangel reviews
Done many, many years ago, found in the forgotten archives of the hard drive. First humour fic for the holidays.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Dante - Complete
The Darkness Between Stars by Twilen reviews
This story explores Thane's journey as he loses Irikah and finally meets Shepard that fateful night. Rated M just to be safe and for future chapters. Read and Enjoy. Mass Effect belongs to Bioware.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
What Could Possibly Happen In Mass Effect 3? by TDA792 reviews
Shepard is heading to Earth to explain his actions for the ME2 DLC, Arrival. Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong there... rated T to be safe. Manshep/Tali romance, default PS3 Shepard. ME1 & ME2 SPOILERS and some ME3 ones as well...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Spirit of Heroism by Setrus reviews
Michael Shepard died, but can his spirit? The story of Mass effect 2 as it should be. Sequel to 'The shell of heroism' M for lots of things. Now with the Arrival DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 238,601 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
A Very Shepard Halloween! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard overhears some crewman talking about Halloween so he decides its a great idea to play some pranks. In the process he drags his buddy Garrus along as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Understanding Loyalty by Chibi Renamon reviews
Things are going well for Lord Shen: The panda has been shot, the fleet is getting ready to conquer China. Now, if only he could get Tigress to see things his way...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Shen, Tigress - Complete
Direct Intervention by Blood For Blood reviews
Legion finally gets a Geth friend, and choas will insue as the two go on to prank the rest of the crew, harass Tali, and flat-out annoy Joker. Might contain pairings, might not. Don't flame me, first ME fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Legion, Tali'Zorah
Endless Memory by Naomi Wild reviews
"Siha." Thane parted his hazed lids to undrape the boundless enlightenment he uncovered the last few months from his lucid eyes.These thoughts were of Jane Shepard- the repose of her company shading an eclipse against his hapless fortune...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Stars by Resacon1990 reviews
Carth has to battle his inner demons sometime. But what if they're all a lie?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Carth O. - Complete
Confessions by Holocron Coder reviews
Private dossiers read, personal extranet histories revealed, Tali and Shepard beat around the bush.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Using Her Noodle by Subject 0 reviews
Jacob still hasn't gotten over Shepard, though his depression has attracted the attention of a certain squad mate. Looks like it's up to one tremendously talented thief to help him out of his rut. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kasumi G., Jacob T. - Complete
Faith by Subject 0 reviews
Mordin has been having nightmares again, and it's up to a certain unexpected friend to give him some sound advice. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mordin S., Legion - Complete
En Route To The Omega 4 Relay by TDA792 reviews
This is a one-shot about what I think happened immediately after the romance scene and before the Suicide Mission in ME2. Expect Manshep/Tali romance and appearances from Joker, Garrus, Jacob and Legion. There may be more, but I forgot. First fanfic
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Swan Song by horsecrazy2 reviews
This is the swan song of the Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Mass Defect by Subject 0 reviews
When the Illusive Man blew all of Cerberus' funds on his fancy sun screensaver, budget cuts had to be made. Starting with the Lazarus Project. With nowhere left to go, Humanity turned to its greatest B-grade hero: Conrad Verner. Crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Conrad V., Miranda L. - Complete
Next Time by TDA792 reviews
Tali wants to see Shepard to confess to him her feelings. But things go a bit unexpected... A one-shot. Manshep/Tali romance, eventually.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Resurgence by Delta Zephyr reviews
Two years and twelve days after the Normandy's destruction, Commander Shepard returns. However, the resurgent Hero of the Citadel must now, not only build a new team, but also face his inner fears, if he is to defeat the Collectors.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Being Selfish by Dermiti reviews
This is my first fan fic into the Mass Effect universe. Centering around Tali/Shepard. Exploring their relationship after the events of Mass Effect 2. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,806 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Small Talk by DoingSomeCalibrations reviews
An awkward encounter makes Tali decide to finally tell Shepard how she feels - or at least try to.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Oh Frag, Not Again! by xXWintersDescent reviews
Revan finds herself sucked into yet another galaxy-saving adventure when she awakens on Peragus and everyone thinks she's the Jedi Exile. Atton with ADD, Kreia-bashing, Trask's Force ghost, dancing Sith, prissy Sion, in one INSANE 4-part Kotor 2 parody.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Revan, Atton R. - Complete
Return to You by The Allusive Man reviews
Tali goes shopping with Kelly and buys a sexy gift for Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
HK's fatigued resignation by synedoche reviews
What happened to HK 47 between the events of Kotor I and II? A humorous alternative to the canon, wherein Jolee Bindo's wrath is revealed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - HK-47, Jolee B. - Complete
The Dry Ocean by AKissAndAGunshot reviews
tragic one-shot; T for slight language. Summary: He blew in on the desert wind, as a grain of sand might. Now he blows out again, off into the dead, dry sea of dunes.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Keeping a Secret by gothicorca1895 reviews
When you spend your whole life believing a lie, the truth can have unexpected consequences...Sequel to "Long Shot." Please please review guys, I'm desperate. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,597 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Shen, Po - Complete
Aurora: Tali & Shepard by Laytz94 reviews
Tali reports to Shepard's quarters before they dive head-first into certain death. Can she overcome her irrational fears to spend what could be her last night with the man she loves? Rated M for serious sexual content later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Sound Of Silence by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Tali'Zorah can't sleep - and what, exactly, is Shepard doing up so late? T for language and thresher maws.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Team Effect 2 by DinoJake reviews
In 1965, nine mercenaries are frozen so that they can save the future. 220 years later, one very specific person thaws them out. Now, these lunatics may be all that stands between Humanity, and the greatest threat of our brief existence.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Shepard (F)
Competition! by Awesome Anonymous reviews
To her knowledge, Tali had everything over Miranda — well, besides her endowments. So, the quarian tries to improvise. Shepard/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Xenophily by bofomania reviews
Yes, another Shep/Tali romance thing. Almost exclusive Shep/Tali interactions in between missions, near the end of ME2. Exploration of Shep & Tali's mutual alienness. Mild humor. Rated M for good reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Vulnerable by xoxoangii reviews
There's a new girl on the Normandy, and Joker doesn't know how to react. M for later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Joker - Complete
Deep Roads Roadtrip by Lok reviews
Lack of foresight comes back to haunt and hurt Merrill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Merrill, Hawke (M)
Tranquility by sustantivo reviews
There is no great love without sacrifice. How much is she willing to give up to be with him? Duty? Family? Honour? And how much is he willing to give in turn?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Game Night by Vault08 reviews
The men on the Normandy decide to get together one friday night and play a competitive multiplayer video game. What follows is shocking, vulgar, violent, and will assault your mind with disturbing and comedic images.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Zaeed M., U. Grunt - Complete
Someone To Hold Me by Kawaiicreole reviews
Tali finds love in the arms of someone she would have never expected. Im horrible with summaries so please excuse me. Rated M for later chapters to come! Contains all major characters from the ME2 game
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,776 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
While the Hawke is away, the Merrill will play by Kortevai reviews
Merrill causes some chaos while Hawke is gone! M!Hawke/Merrill, little fluffy.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hawke (M), Merrill - Complete
Honeymoon by Miraza reviews
The Reapers are dead, Shepard and Tali were just married, and they're already on their honeymoon. It's a romance, it's rated M, and it starts with their wedding night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Taste of Perfection by ArhenaRuetto reviews
It was supposed to happen differently. Short One-shot. M rating for language, just to be sure. There's a lot of language in there.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik
Broken by MaximumXRideX24 reviews
Revamped and Reposted; He lost his destiny and he lost his dreams, but maybe he'll find something different.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tai Lung
Christmas Time by deathunit100010 reviews
Christmas is nearing, but Shepard decides to not give his men a break from fighting the Reapers. Garrus and some crew members attempt to make him change his mind. Shep/Tali with Garrus Joker and a few others as main characters. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Commentary: by thejedisentinel reviews
The Wedding, seen from the perspective of the galaxy's most infamous protocol droid.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/4/2010 - HK-47, Revan - Complete
Pursuit for Shepard by deathunit100010 reviews
Shepard has been consumed by an unknown organism, making him the most feared and dangerous creature in the known galaxy. Are the Collectors involved? Can he be saved?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Vibroblades and Mirrors by Mister Buch reviews
KotOR 2 short fic, showing the ending at Malachor V from various character POV's. Mostly this is based on some of the scenes that were cut from the finished game, including Atton's fight with Sion. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Murderers Don't GO Home by Demonshadows reviews
this is a story for those that like a little bit of adventure, a little action and a little bit of insanity. Narutoxunkown until proven story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U.
KOTOR Continuem: Darkness by SwetPMnkyGrl reviews
What happened to the companions after the Exile left to join Revan in the Outer Rim? Come find out.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Stuck by Setrus reviews
Alistair and Morrigan, sitting in a cave, B-I-C-K-E-R-I-N-G.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Meet the Parent by thejedisentinel reviews
Helena Shan is always a joy to meet.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Why the Mandalorians lost the Wars by SmileMandalore
So this is something I wrote a while ago. With my sick humor. So yeah. Read it if you want. Um... It features aspects from the Matrix, Austin powers and other movies and things... yeah... please don't kill me. Please R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Revan, Atton R.
Elegant, Graceful, and Clumsy by Kippis05 reviews
A collection of short stories about Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Po, Tigress
Set Course to Random! by xXWintersDescent reviews
Oneshot. What happens when a caf-hyped Exile gets bored, sets the navicomputer to "random", and accidentally sends the Ebon Hawk to the actual planet Random? utter hilarity of course! I don't own KOTOR 2 or any of the songs in this story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Normandy Crash Site by InHarmsWay reviews
An emotional look at Normandy's Crash Site as Shepard looks around its wreckage. He can barely handle the loss. Only a quarian can help him through such a traumatic moment.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Holiday by popehippo reviews
Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Come On, Join the Darkside by Wakkomonkey9258 reviews
Malak attempts to turn Bastila Shan and fails miserably. One-shot!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Darth Malak, Bastila S.
What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen by Xysnei reviews
An innocent conversation between crew members about Commander Shepard's relationship with Garrus Vakarian quickly goes horribly, horribly wrong. Oneshot, crackfic, done on request. Rated M for mature stuff. FemShepxGarrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Parts of the sequel of bed time story by Revan Sama reviews
This is the incomplete version of the sequel, there are only a few parts in and not nessesary in order, I haven't finish it yet and I still don't know when I am going to finish it. Oh and the pairing is still Paragon Male Shepard x Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Budding Emotions by Vigilance reviews
When a mad man threatens to destroy China and kidnaps one of the Five, Po arm himself with courage to oppose this dark force. Join Po as he travels through his journey to become a full fledged Dragon Warrior A PoxTigress Story . Part 1 of a Trilogy
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,798 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Po, Tigress
Bed time story mass effect version by Revan Sama reviews
This is the mass effect version of my dragon age fanfiction. After defeating the reapers, Shepard is married with Tali, Both live on the quarian homeworld with their son Rael, and three 'uncles' came to visit... No need to say more.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Tali's Selflessness by Andrio reviews
Tali and Shepard share a sweet, romantic moment after their second intimate experience. First fanfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
A Laptop Like You by xahra99 reviews
Written for the Mass Effect kink meme. JOKER/EDI. Fluff.One shot. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Joker
Doctor Patient Confidentiality by Kenyade reviews
While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Mordin S. - Complete
Pilgramage by BetaReject reviews
It was an enemy who would teach Asajj that not all the knights of the old legends were gone. For Obi-Wan nobility, chivalry and honour are more than just mere words; they were his life. *Quasi-Ventrobi*
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K.
A Night Below The Moon by Maches101 reviews
Elika and the Prince have healed the final corrupted, and now only the battle of Ahriman awaits them. The duo find themselves unable to sleep, however, so they wait out the beautiful night. Prince's POV, Oneshot, Prince/Elika. Rate M for sexual content.
Prince of Persia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
The mind of a villain? by Setrus reviews
Just how much does indoctrination affect your mind? What makes a villain? His deeds or his intent? A short look at Saren's thoughts.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Saren A. - Complete
Weak Spot by Belphegor reviews
Some months after beating Tai Lung, Po makes an unpleasant discovery about himself during a training session. Po/Tigress if you squint hard and tilt your head, but mostly tentative friendship.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Po, Tigress - Complete
The Love of a Leopard by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
Yea, basically, it's a love story for our favorite feline villain. Let's say that he survived the fight between him and Po, he flees, and this is what happenes afterward. Enjoy it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tai Lung - Complete
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Kung Fu Panda Drabble collection reviews
READ ACCOUNT FOR MORE INFO: this drabble has been handed over to Synchronised Harmony to continue. This is my discontinued drabble series centred mostly around Shen and his redemption story.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Shen, Tai Lung - Complete
The Halo Collection
My collection of ideas, plot summaries and excerpts from stories that I never found time to put down on paper. A tribute to the epic that is the Halo Saga- not a whole story! Just a miscellany of ideas from my early teens
Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,976 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Mass Effect: Dawn of Hope reviews
Commander Zachary Shepard-yes that's the name of my paragon Shepard- returns with his love interest Tali and the gang in a new one-shot. Shepard takes Mordin and Samara on a shopping trip. Little do they know, the Reapers lie in wait, preparing to strike
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Mass Effect: Velvet reviews
Re-imagined Paramour between Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah. Shepard prepares for the suicide mission and flashes back to his most recent moments with Tali. Rate M for intiMacy and strong language
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Mass Effect: The Price of Victory reviews
Rated serious T for language, violence and sex references. Zach Shepard is mortally wounded saving his crew in the Collector base assault. One-shot with all the gang as they fight to save their commander's life. Shepard/Tali, Jacob/Kasumi, Miranda/Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete