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Joined 08-25-11, id: 3195987, Profile Updated: 11-17-20
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Addams Family, and Sherlock.

Hey, I'm Val. I'm a stickler for spelling, punctuation, and all those other hoity-toity things. I'm also neurodivergent AF. I like the smell of honeysuckle and jackfruit; the squishy feel of sinking into sand; blowing bubbles; the smell of burning paper; and hedgehog-shaped pencil-sharpeners.

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The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 428,055 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 12,435 - Follows: 13,167 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 453,752 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 6,670 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 482,934 - Reviews: 8496 - Favs: 10,617 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
single hobbits (put a crown on it) by zedille reviews
After the BotFA, Blueberry Baggins, engaged to Thorin and preparing for the wedding, tries to figure out what her married name will be as Queen Under the Mountain, so she can buy more monogrammed spoons. Take that, Lobelia. (Genderswap, everybody lives AU, meta crackfic)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2020 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Kíli, Tauriel] - Complete
Harriet Potter and the Meddling of The Fates by ItCouldAllBeForNothingTommorow reviews
It wasn't until she was eleven that Harriet Potter learned magic was real. It will be years more before she'll learn that she is more than a witch. Daughter of Loki Harriet's heritage is a mix of three races. A witch, a Jotunn, and a goddess all, her blood is special. Voldemort has no idea what he's getting himself into using this particular enemy's blood for his resurrection.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 287,898 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 5/26/2020 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,026 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 11/12/2019 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
Run by Foxtronic reviews
Skull has had enough. He's done. He's over this. He's a fucking Cloud, goddamn it. It's time he started acting like one.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Skull, Adult Reborn] Reborn, Arcobaleno
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6405 - Favs: 10,169 - Follows: 9,054 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Blurring Reality by Terrific Lunacy reviews
Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, Severus S.
The Hotline by AliciaRoseFantasy reviews
Public opinion of Spider-Man is beginning to shift. In response, NYPD aims to work closely with the hero to counteract rumours of past police brutality toward the vigilante. But Peter, still frightened from past experiences with aggressive officers, is reluctant to co-operate, until a program once made to communicate with the hero, becomes much, much more. Spidey/NYC Spidey/NYPD
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,804 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Peter P./Spider-Man
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,572 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16079 - Favs: 11,734 - Follows: 10,130 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Screw that Skrewt by Ann O'Neem reviews
See, that's what sucked with being crushed to death by a Skrewt. That thing hadn't been bred by a specialist (sorry about that, Hagrid) and its 'parents' had been a Manticore and a Fire Crab. But the thing's that it had a little trick that none had expected. Creating some kind of transdismensional rift in its stomach when it's dying. Yeah, no one had expected that. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,320 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P.
With Wings of Feathers and Glue by slexenskee reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,969 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Viva La Vida by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
Tom Riddle was secure in his own little world he had built for himself: a secret dark lord that was ruler of magical Great Britain. He had everything he ever wanted...until Harry Potter came into his life. LV(TR)/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3698 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 6,162 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Daddy Issues by Ann O'Neem reviews
Everybody know that Rokudo Mukuro doesn't have a family. He's a child who was experimented by the Estraneo. But... what if a stranger decided to fray with the young illusionist ? Enter Harry James Potter, wizard who doesn't know when to give up. Proceed with caution, there is a slash harem in the making.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,980 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Mukuro R.
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
To save the life of the man he loves, Harry Potter called out in the name of something unholy. Now he reaps the dreadful consequences. But what if he could turn the tide in his favor? Will his new master allow it or will he be subjugated forever? Slash! SM/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,236 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
Firefly by Reinamy reviews
In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Shino A., Naruko U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Poisonous Kiss by enchanted nightingale reviews
When Harry frees Dobby, Lucius scares the house elf and the Savior is left alone with Lucius Malfoy in an encounter with unforeseen results. HP/LM. SLASH. Harry is underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Vicious Calm by Catilleon reviews
Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,079 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 8,786 - Follows: 4,562 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The God of Dragons by RuRuLaLa reviews
Charlie Weasley starts a cult. He regrets it immensely. Meanwhile, Harry has a little girl time with his dragon lady friends. Side story to 'Oh You didn't Know? Yeah He's Awesome'. Gift fic for my 100th reviewer RRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 9,384 - Follows: 4,452 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Scars of Human Nature by yaoigirl22 reviews
When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Downers by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Bella Swan is a rebel. Edward Masen is a loser. Charlie Swan is a mailman and Elizabeth Masen is a socialite. When you mix them all together, you get one not so happy family. But Edward and Bella aren't just step siblings. Lifes too hard to be that easy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,892 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me! by slytherin-nette reviews
In the middle of all their silly fighting and childish rivalry, there was only one very simple solution that always seemed to bring Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter back together. DM/femHP. SongFic - Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SnakeHead by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Alex is in the African jungle on his first assigned kill for scorpia accompanied by his instructor Yassen Gregorovich when one of the local snakes decides that Alex’s crotch would be a nice place to take a nap. Fluffy PWP one-shot Alex/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Issues by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Alex has issues. Not surprising considering the extent to which his life has changed in such a short amount of time but that’s not what he has a problem with. Nor does he have a problem with his feelings but who he feels them for: Yassen Gregorovich Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Dispossession of Echizen Ryoma by Sinnatious reviews
When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,152 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
The Hyuuga Swap by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto is in a brand new relationship with Hinata. But when he meets her cousin Neji, he finds himself inexplicably preoccupied with the dark haired boy, despite his prickly personality. AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,825 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6529 - Favs: 18,202 - Follows: 6,521 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Skewed Compass reviews
SI!Non-Binary!Harry/ Inevitably gay/ #sorrynotsorry/ In which a person has read the books, seen the films, scoured websites and consumed/written so much fanfiction, but imagining what it would be like is so different than how they themselves would make of things. They supposed they would have to do their best. Or they could just kill themselves. . . . Hmm, but that wouldn't be PG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,511 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P.
Godling Ascending reviews
Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 317,957 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 5,740 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P.
A Price to Pay reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
The Price is Right reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Bellamy the Beautiful reviews
AU Male!Bella. Slighty cracky. Bellamy wasn't sure what the ginger's problem was but he wasn't going to let some broody douche get him down. So Bellamy had accidentally stabbed him in the thigh, so what? It wasn't like it was on purpose and the guy had been making a face that was plain asking for it. He was just sulking that he wasn't as spicy as Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Angela, Bella, Charlie S., Edward
Trouble Comes in Threes reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. John and Sherlock investigate a bizarre case. Meanwhile, A certain Muggle Studies class is on field-trip.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 524 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The Black Wizard reviews
Fanfic of Azraeos's original fic. Fem!Harry. Harry, through the selection of the Valar, is plucked from her home world and dropped in Middle Earth to complete a task that will ultimately help the Fellowship save Middle Earth. Starts post Fifth year and near the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 190,659 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Boromir
This Isn't Even My Final Form reviews
AU from 3rd book on. Fem!Harry. It was an accident! A tumble with an unknown potion grants Harry consequences no one could have expected. Dealing as well as she can, Harry re-acquaints herself with the person behind the image of the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Harry P.
Scream and Shout reviews
AU. Don't-give-an-eff!Fem!Harry. Starts during OOTP. Marie's been having a frustrating summer, a frustration that she tries to relieve in perhaps not the most sensible way. But she doesn't care. She's tired of caring. Screw being the hero for those fickle people, Marie was going to take care of number one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,628 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Harry P.
Picture Perfect reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. James Potter was not an only child, he had an older brother from his father's first marriage. Leonardo Potter married an ambitious woman, one that's willing to do just about anything to get what she wants; what she wanted was a daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Justin F.
The Corpse Swallower reviews
Fanfic of kyaru-chan's Harveste series. An unusual introduction after the mother of all temper tantrums leads to Harry gaining an unorthodox upbringing. Keep your appendages to yourself or you might get them bitten off.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 720 - Published: 4/23/2015
The Sea-Witch reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. OC!BWL Starts GoF. Inspired by Disney's Little Mermaid. Alex Potter discovers a most unexpected relative. With cunning, fast-thinking, and plain old Potter luck, they deal with the resurrection of the Dark Lord in the way only two Potters can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Neville L., Tom R. Jr., OC