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Hi! I'm Ivy ;) Thanks for visiting my profile! Enjoy :D


You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.

Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.

Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.

Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.

Dragons were my pets.

Growing up, HP was my family. I'm proud to say that I'm a Potterhead.

I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (yes, really!)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone els
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it(familiar much? btw, funner is funner and better than better!)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Wow, I'm an idiot.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (I personally find it cliche and cheesy, but hey, it's kinda cool...)


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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Are little gems

BEST FRIENDS

Are like huge fricking diamonds!!!!!


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


19 things you can do to make people think you're insane!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In Tray".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.


A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say-"
"And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don’t count on it," answered the fellow in the cell, "I’m the groom."


Funny 'Wow, really?' moments:

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Tell the truth and run.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history. (I have so totally got that covered)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes."


So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guideby Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
All Death Eaters must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!


Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.


In my mind Fred never died =D

And Lupin, Tonks, and Snape are hiding somewhere in Russia living a long and happy life together (although i think this is a bit irresponsible as they should probably be taking care of Teddy... Remus and Tonks I mean... Snape taking care of Teddy would be... well a bit weird...)

Twilight is a fad... HARRY POTTER IS A LIFESTYLE


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, Maddaz a Hatter, Catalina Brown


"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good boy, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Brittany; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Brittany, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it


This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Didn't really happen to me :'(


You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Rights to this go to SincerlyChris.


A girl her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmp/h on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No,this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion and if you almost cried , re-post this in your profile.


We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming. We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end. We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom. We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return. We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate. We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head. We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well. Who are we? You may wonder. We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.


Harry Potter oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

I promise to remember Hermione

when a question pops in my mind.

I promise to remember Ron

when best friends stay close behind.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.


Mischief Managed,

Catalina Brown

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In Betrayal, I Trust by Caley3324 reviews
James Potter has a sister...what fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 112,375 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Marauders, OC
Into the Past by DaisyWillLiveForever reviews
What will happen when Albus Potter, Rose Weasly and Scorpius Malfoy are sent back to 1996 via broken time turner? Nothing good for the poor golden trio and a certain Slytherin, that's what. Rated T for swearing and 'boyish attitude'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
In His Eyes by RegulusBlackIsAHero reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are taken to Malfoy Manor, there is already a man there. He has a particular animosity against Wormtail, and he claims to have been captured for an unbelievable amount of years. Oh yeah, and he also claims to be James Potter. Obviously, he's a Death Eater, but how would a Death Eater fake that hopeless, broken look in his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. AU from age 7 to 7th year. H/G/L soul bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,813 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We The Marauders by lilysxx reviews
Some friendships are doomed from the beginning, some live on till the bitter end. Ours did both, but still I treasure every moment. We will always live inside my memory as we were, we the marauders. JAMES POV- Moony/Wormtail/Padfoot/Prongs MOSTLY CANON BUT I KNOW THERE ARE MISTAKES IF THAT'S WHY YOU'RE REVIEWING and all Rated T for a gruesome scene in the infirmary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Between Us by Meamit reviews
Conversations between Ron and Hermione when nobody else is listening - how the Golden Couple live and love after Hogwarts. *Just their voices, no description - designed to let your imagination take control!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 69,663 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Petunia joins the Club by EbonyWing reviews
In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,037 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 4,456 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All Fall by RegulusBlackIsAHero reviews
He's dead. The Boy-Who-Lived, the Saviour of the Wizarding World was dead. He was a hero, but he didn't die like one. Instead, he died alone and in pain. In the end, that made all the difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by dietcocacola101 reviews
Join Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and a few friends they pick up along the way, on their seven yearlong journey at Hogwarts. Teenagers flirt, fight, and fall in love and you get a front row seat for all of it. Scorpius/Rose, Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,264 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
As The Walls Fall Down by LindsayC173 reviews
As Draco waves his son off to Hogwarts, he is trying to overcome his old prejudices and give Scorpius the freedom to be whoever he wants. But is there a limit to Draco's new-found tolerance?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
You Don't Mess With the Dumbledores by Leia Rayn Storm reviews
Albus, Minerva and their sixteen children are a powerful popular family greatly admired by many for their bravery and kindness. But Voldemort's obsession with Minerva and his severe hatred of Albus and the Dumbledore children threatens to ruin everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 460,358 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The 'If' Game by x.NymphadoraTonks.x reviews
It's early October, 1981 and if Dumbledore doesn't act soon, the Potter's lives will be blown apart. Telling no-one, he uses advanced magic to create a parallell universe - Voldemort died in childhood and Harry was brought up by the Potters. He forgot that parallel universes don't stay parallel forever. He forgot that when you play the if game, things have a tendency to go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - James P., Harry P.
Inevitable by anavihs reviews
After being specifically told by her father to stay away from "the Malfoy boy," somehow, Rose finds herself drawn to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 208,653 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Second War by Maddaz a Hatter reviews
SEQUEL TO MY NAME IS SOPHIA, THIS IS MY STORY!Set from PoA and continues. It's the rest of Sirius/Sophia/Remus's tale as they battle the Dark Forces outside the school that are gathering. But first, they'll have to tell Harry the truth about his parents, about his past and about his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 284,761 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Month Of February by GinnyEvans4 reviews
What happens when the Seventh Years get paired up for letters? Does Dumbledore really know what he is talking about? Or with insanity ensue? Maybe...both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Write Me A Letter by GinnyEvans4 reviews
Various letters from characters in all time periods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
Mush for Brains (Companion Piece 4) by Meamit reviews
Released from her stay in the Hospital Wing, Rose finds someone waiting for her. *All conversation, no description* A companion piece to Chapter 48 of Just Between Us and a thank you to my 80 followers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Seconds before I die by Vitzy reviews
what were their final thoughts? A tribute to some of the characters that die. With appropriate songs! Order of characters: Snape, James, Colin, Remus, Tonks, Cedric, Moody, Wormtail, Dean, Hedwig, Myrtle, Lily, Fred, Sirius, Regulus, OC, Dobby, Quirrell, Rufus Scrimgeour, Crabbe, OC, Bellatrix, Albus, Merope and TOM RIDDLE. Acknowledgements at the end of the last chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
A Letter to Lily by MidnightLove7 reviews
Love and forgiveness is all he seeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Letter to Fred From George by GryffindorRAWRR reviews
A letter to Fred, from George. Very sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Note by jenn-is-me reviews
The student of Hogwarts keep recieving some odd slips of pink parchment paper that seem to know an awful lot of gossip- most of which will break apart relationships in a snap. But could it also make new ones? James Potter hopes so... R&R please and thnx! ch3 finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Be a lady my arse! by potter.will.never.die reviews
When Ginny and Harry are sick of Lilys behaviour they decide to send her to Beauxbatons so she can become a lady like her perfect cousins! Lily is outraged at this idea and it certainetly shows! Follow Lily through her first year at Beauxbatons! Boring subjects, annoying players, dance lessons and secret passages! T because im worried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lily Luna P.
Dear Diary by gottaloveJamesPotter reviews
Harry finds a trunk full of Lily's old diaries and begins to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
What does it mean? by Vitzy reviews
Different generations and eras have different take on the same word. Might be a little melancholy but sweet at the same time. Words done: family, sibling, power, failure, belonging, fear, dreams, courage, loneliness and LOVE. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Some Songs of Sirius Insanity by gottaloveJamesPotter reviews
Sirius gets bored when the other Marauders are otherwise occupied and he decides to pester Miss Lily Evans. And when they fall in love, everything falls into place, until it all falls apart. NOW FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,275 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My name is Sophia This is My Story by Maddaz a Hatter reviews
My name is Sophia. My best friend is Lily Evans, I'm in love with Remus Lupin and I have a secret. This is my story. Rated T for bad words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 119,019 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Lemon Pop by GinnyEvans4 reviews
The story of the young lady who sold Harry that lemon pop the day at the zoo. Better than the summary. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Puzzling Proposals by B.C Daily reviews
She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Second Generation reviews
Rose, Scorpius, Angela, and Albus are on their way to Hogwarts, but they are sorted into different houses. Will their friendship last? Albus/OC, Rose/Scorpius, but not until later! Please read and review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Albus S. P., OC