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Joined 08-25-11, id: 3197099, Profile Updated: 01-24-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Hunger Games.

About me: I'm a rather muddled nineteen-year old at a strange time in her life. I like some anime and manga, most Transformers series, a fair amount of books, cats, fudge, and bubblegum milkshakes. I dislike liquorice, fish, some anime, whiny Transformers fans, some books, and horses.

About my writing: Also muddled at the moment. Having focussed on essay-writing for a few years before I got this account (and being fairly good at it), I have little idea of what sort of fiction writer I am and what I'll end up as. So I experiment a fair bit and try to see what works for me. This is why my stories range from angsty drama to cutesy fluff and this is not likely to change unless my writing settles itself.

Updates:

04/11/13: I'm not dead (contrary to what some of my readers might think). I just hit a snag in a few things in my writing and will be up and running updates again soon.

07/12/2013: Soon is apparently relative, but I have managed to update Consequences and am working on everything else (Kaleidoscope Ch.7 is closest to being finished next)

25/01/2013: Having massive writer's block on Kaleidoscope but am otherwise moving ahead with some of my other stories. War Wounds has (finally) been updated and there is a new instalment on the Rue series.


The Hunger Games Stories

"It all goes right" series: Rue the Day (Complete, 1/1), Last Words (Complete 1/1), Martyr (Unpublished), Gravesend (Unpublished)

Naruto Stories

Kaleidoscope (Incomplete, 7/22)

Cured (Incomplete, 3/?)

Transformers Stories

Animal-love series: Here Kitty, Kitty (Complete, 1/1), Curiosity killed the cat... and little dogs too (Complete, 1/1), Full to the Brim (Complete, 1/1), The Cuddle Factor (Unpublished), Song of the Wailing Seekers (Unpublished)

Dead and Alive series: Not quite what you'd expect (Complete, 1/1), The Trials of Thundercracker (Unpublished)

War Wounds series: War Wounds (Incomplete 9/16), A Debt Repaid (Unpublished)

Consequences (Incomplete, 3/13)

Calm before the Storm (Complete 1/1)

Snippets of the Pit (Incomplete 5/21)


Images

Not quite what you'd expect- Cover image used with permission and credited to "The Starhorse" on Deviantart. Her profile is linked here

Snippets of the Pit- Credited to Hasbro and IDW publishing

Everything else- Credited to me and my cat.


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Prey for the Hunted by Airyo reviews
SasuHina. Once upon a time, there was a princess who was exiled...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,498 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Tangled Destiny by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 176,136 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
Dead Past by Onlysomeofthetime reviews
Ratchet was set to graduate from the Praxus University of Medicine and Technology the week after the city fell. Now, press-ganged into the Decepticon ranks, Ratchet struggles with his conflicting loyalties and the harsh demands of war. Ratchet origin fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,468 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,727 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Fallout: Adaptions by Nan00k reviews
#8 "Today, Danny and Wildrider decide to take a nice drive through town. Today, Plumas, California may not survive." AU 2007, Falloutverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Jazz
Language Most Foul by SilverRayan reviews
Starscream hates English. It has none of the elegance of Cybertronian, and, deciding to ditch English and speak only in his native tongue, the SIC has reminded the troops that his screechy voice wasn't always so screechy... much to his mates' chagrin.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Starscream
Seven by Winkaku reviews
Necessity is the mother of invention; lamentation
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Wilting Red Roses by Rodimiss reviews
G1. The Decepticons were dominoes, and when Soundwave fell he knocked the rest down with him – with a little help from Starscream. Sequel to "Twelve Dozen Red Roses" and "Blackmail and Red Roses."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Starscream, Carly W., Soundwave - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Reboot by akisawana reviews
When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Starscream, Silverbolt
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
Between Worlds by DreamFlight reviews
Loki did promise to visit Thor's woman, and who's to say he didn't? What no one can be sure of, is how all the worlds will fare when the fate of Asgard rests on the shoulders of Loki and the awkward astrophysicist who once was Thor's. Post-Thor to well past Avengers, Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 156,321 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Starscream and the 3D Printer by AnUncensoredOpinion reviews
Starscream describes a revolutionary new invention that lets everyone "print" Transformers toys at home. But will Hasbro be pleased when the people stop buying their toys? And could it be time to worry about the fate of fandom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Starscream - Complete
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
A Wing and a Prayer by Atalan reviews
G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,806 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Silverbolt, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Running Wild by Acidgreenflames reviews
After being shot down by Autobots, Thundercracker's trine is forced to leave him behind. With no way home, he seeks shelter in an empty horse trailer, and its owner is less than thrilled… RATING CHANGED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 217,058 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Justice is Served by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 S3 AU. Galvatron created the Decepticon Justice Division and sent them after Decepticon traitors, mutineers and deserters. The DJD is hot on the trail of their number one target: Starscream-but who is hunting whom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Starscream, Blitzwing - Complete
The CoExistance Arc by madwriter223 -TF reviews
-UPDATED 28.11.12- The Decepticons and Autobots. Together. Oh, boy. / AU, mostly humor. Some romanse, definitely slash, and sparklings. Written in Katsuko's 'TC as SIC' AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Backstage by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The Decepticons conquered worlds, terrorized the galaxy, landed on Earth, and became amazingly stupid. Even more amazingly, the Autobots keep falling for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
When You're Gone by BooLoo2 reviews
They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Ariadne's Thread by The Toe of Sauron reviews
IDW-AU. They told Sideswipe it was the only way; they had to abandon Sunstreaker to fight the Decepticons, to preserve the greater good. So what is he supposed to do now, when the greater good isn't good enough? Sequel to Us Against the World.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sideswipe, Hunter O'Nion, R. Simmons - Complete
Footnotes: Sand Box by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Come play in the sand box. Pt.4: Ratchet's fearsome reputation...a little differently. Pt. 5: Astrotrain doesn't want to talk about it. Pt.6: Skywarp hits on Optimus Prime. Badly. Pt.7: Wheeljack is a Constructicon fetish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
Crash Course by QoS reviews
An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,351 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
Operation: Holly Jolly by antepathy reviews
This holiday, Barricade's in charge. Grindor's a nerd, Starscream is fabulous and Brawl really stinks. Holiday themed crack.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Footnotes by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which G1 acquires fine print in an attempt at explaining just what's going on around here. Part 8: Carol of the Decepticons. "Baby Jesus won't make it out alive."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
Rikki Tricky Tavi by Winkaku reviews
A weasel, a conniving backstabbing, slippery little weasel hidden in a rather tempting frame. How else can one put it? Godawful perhaps.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Fallout by Nan00k reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Seeker Trine and Autobot Harmony by NovaBlastTF reviews
The humans have gotten word that the Autobots have accepted the once Decepticon Command Trine into their ranks, now they demand to meet the three to make sure they are trustworthy. Too bad nothing the Autobot's can say will deter them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Feast by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Five stories of food in a world of hunger. Complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Ragnarök by vericus reviews
It was their last stand - but in their darkest hour, there is a beacon of light. Or two. SLASH, character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Ragnarök Rising : Optimus by vericus reviews
When they said they'd 'never' fight side-by-side again, clearly they meant 'only when Unicron shows up'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
the collective sanity by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Three generations of Mellarks, the people they know, and the things that happen. Varying levels of stupidity. Behind the scenes CRACK.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned. [AU] [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chrismess by antepathy reviews
Grindor has a terrible idea: to know the enemy better by celebrating their holidays. Mostly crack, a bit of slashy innuendo.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Till all are none by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Megatron comes to the idea of turning his aerial elite into a combiner team. Will Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust be able to put aside their differences and merge into one single giant robot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Descend by Baird Crevan reviews
Starscream becomes the genius behind the Decepticon's new society after enslaving the Autobots. But constantly lording over their fallen enemies has come at a price that is slowly creeping in the backs of the Decepticon's minds... And killing them. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,742 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Rise by Oni-Gil reviews
The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,018 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Talk To Me by KrysSaiyan reviews
Starscream and the other seekers on Earth inexplicably come to roost on the roof of the Ark, and refuse to leave. What's this got to do with Optimus Prime?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fairytale by Zwei Shonagon reviews
Because back then, even when kingdoms were frequently bartered away to unknown knights and princesses met princes under the discerning eye of dead dragons, there were kings and there were witches. Winner of December Dateme 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Alucard Meets a Mary Sue by Tprinces reviews
Does anyone ever wonder where all those "perfect characters" go after their done with? Follow Alucard, Seras, Integra and Walter as they take you into the depths of the limbo which we call... FanFiction. kind of a surreal story, but fun
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Devil in a Cage by itsu-sual reviews
G1; Just who is Megatron punishing - Starscream, or the entire Decepticon army? Hinted Megatron x Starscream, nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
A Very Ninja Christmas Seussian Edition by B3y0nd reviews
A oneshot crackfic that parodies just about everything I could think of at the time. It's written in rhyme, just like most Seuss stories. Beware of some breaking of the Fourth wall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Never Trust a Smiling Seeker by Katsuko1978 reviews
There was something about his cousin that was changed; he couldn't place his finger on what. One-shot, set at a point much later down the line in the "Road Not Taken" universe. Implied Sideswipe/Starscream/Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sideswipe, Starscream - Complete
Here Be Medic by Iris magic reviews
What would have happened if Ratchet initially joined the Decepticons? Has nothing to do with Angel-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Surface Deep by Lady Dementia reviews
Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Starscream, Scavenger - Complete
Katzenjammer by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, preEarth - Starscream wakes up with a hangover and a horrible surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Starscream - Complete
Leave Your Body at the Door by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Skywarp learns about the concept of 'Trick or Treat' and plans an elaborate, sadistic prank on Starscream for Halloween. It would have worked, too, if not for those meddling Autobots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
Ghost Jets by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Scooby Doo. Mystery Inc. gets more than they bargained for when they investigate a haunted power plant. Oneshot, G1. No, I'm not on drugs, thanks for asking...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Megatron, Fred - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 392 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
[Armada, parody, EDITED.] The Autobots and the Decepticons must join forces against their greatest adversary yet: twin Mary Sues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Regrets by Shadaloo reviews
The final thoughts of Skywarp, as he floats through space after being thrown from Astrotrain during the events of Transformers: The Movie. Previously posted on Seibertron.com
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Devastated by Wayward reviews
When one of the Constructicons is destroyed, the others must find a sixth or die trying...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2002
The Human Condition by Wayward reviews
The Decepticons have been struck by a terrible curse - they've been turned human. But will they look for a cure or use it to their advantage?..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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Last Words reviews
Six months after the Hunger games, and Rue has a message for Primrose Everdeen. Part 2 of a series. Oneshot. Warnings for mentions of previous character death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Prim E., Rue - Complete
War Wounds reviews
What happens to a frontliner who will never fight on the frontlines again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Consequences reviews
Moments of weakness usually beget consequences. Skywarp is used to consequences; he warps out of their way when they try to punch him. This is one he can't avoid. G1. JazzXSkywarp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Skywarp, Jazz
Full to the Brim reviews
The Aerialbots inherit the Seekers' love for all things cute 'n cuddly and Red Alert is not pleased. It started with bunnies and ended with kangaroos (with lizards thrown in for good measure). Sequel to "Here Kitty, Kitty" and "Curiosity killed the cat"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Red Alert, Silverbolt, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rue the day reviews
Rue and Katniss's plans work out and in the end this isn't a good thing. AU as of the first book. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
Curiosity killed the cat - and little dogs too reviews
Earth had an unexpected effect on the Seekers' animal-love. This causes much drama with the Decepticons. G1 Crackfic. Sequel to "Here kitty, kitty"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Soundwave, Buzzsaw - Complete
Calm before the Storm reviews
Starscream looks at the mighty Galvatron and laughs. G1, Oneshot, no pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Galvatron, Starscream - Complete
Kaleidoscope reviews
The components are all there, but you shift the setting a little and suddenly you get an entirely different picture. This is what happens when you send three shinobi to Hogwarts for the first time in wizarding history. (Previously titled: Shinobi? At Hogwarts? What?")
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kakashi H.
Here kitty, kitty reviews
Seekers may be rather abrasive towards most mechs, but when faced with animals… well it's not like Ravage is going to complain about cuddles. And polishing. G1 Crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Snippets of the Pit reviews
"If Starscream were to work on a solution to the human factor; conducting intense, time-consuming research, then he would not be able to interfere with Lord Megatron's plans, nor would he be able to strut around like he was the pride and joy of the faction." Starscream has other plans, especially for the rest of the Decepticons. G1, AU with OCs
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Starscream
Cured reviews
Sasuke Uchiha considered himself lucky he hadn't become a psychopath after the fiasco his childhood had been. Still, he'd never had thought he'd be capable of finding love. AU Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Not quite what you'd expect reviews
Thundercracker, like many mechs knew deep in his spark that his entire faction (plus as many of the Autobots) were going to end up in the Pit when they died. Trouble is that hell is not quite what he had expected. In fact it's much worse. Crackfic G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Thundercracker - Complete