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Joined 08-26-11, id: 3198715, Profile Updated: 05-02-15
Author has written 11 stories for Vocaloid.

All writers far and wide

carry a pen at their side.

Good ideas come from anyplace, you see

Scribbles are all over the place, don't you agree?

Plots! Ideas! Suspense!

They are to the writer, like a sixth sense.

Who shall be the lovely princess?

Who shall be the archer that misses?

The planning and the plotting

Oh, it's so exciting!

The thought of having it there for all to read...

These feelings fill up my soul with need.

Creativity, have more and not less,

It's alright to make a mess!

A great piece of work in progress...

I wish for it's success.

Budding writers, no need to worry

You'll get better, no need to hurry.

Remember, this is Fanfiction

A place to unleash your imagination!

[Formerly Touchpen]

Hi there! Welcome to my world. Hope you like my stories!

favorite vocaloid: Rin or Gumi

favorite vocaloid songs: Meltdown, Left-Right Sympathy, Trashy Innocence, Crouching Start

I've been trying to pin down an exact description for my writing style, but screw it. Let's just say I write whenever I have that divine calling

best inspiration source(es): the outdoors, special events, and the toilet

best pairings/OTP: I like pretty much all kinds of pairings excluding yaoi/yuri ones. Tend to lean towards lesser used pairings. Still have a soft spot for RinLen.

what do i name this section again?

I like to have stuff handwritten before it goes onto the computer and Fanfiction. Part of the reason why my stuff takes so goddamn long to update. Sorry bout that, guys. It just doesn't feel right when I type it all down. Writing on paper helps me breeze through things without worrying about mistakes and grammatical errors.

When writing, I find it easier to pull out interesting real-life experiences and transforming them into something that works well for the characters or the story. In a way, I try to achieve realism. But fudge all that. I also try to inject humour into my stories. You could say I might've been writing Wacky Realism. Whatever that is.

Most of the stories (98% in my computer and unpublished) I create all start with a title. Everything else is already in my mind, but all of it is stagnant until I get the perfect title for it. Then some pieces fall together. Other plots improve over time. I had a ridiculously childish story idea years ago that's turned into an epic mass of words. I hope I can post it up in the future.

You don't really have to think of the story events in sequence. If part of the beginning starts to rot and you can't think up of anything, write down whatever you know about the middle or the end of it. Just make sure you grasp the possibilities. You'll be surprised at how the plot will work itself out later.

But eh, everyone writes differently. Take my advice with a grain of salt.

Story Status(es)

Your Wedding After Ours: ongoing

Vocaloid Alphabet: on hold for now/maybe occasional updates?

A Book, a Movie, a Feeling: scheduled for total revamp once YWAO is finished

Inadvertent: on hold for now

Okay, I made a tumblr!

You can check there if you're bored stalking me on FF. It's a sort of personal space, but it has some bits of my work :) I update there periodically, so you can expect to see all sorts of gibberish. If there are any unanswered messages while I continue updating it, it's only because I need some time to think of a proper response. Sorry in advance!

Status(es?) More updates on my tumblr. You can shoot questions there too.

-Apr 15

Posted another oneshot! I'm on a roll! xD Maybe it's because school starts tomorrow HELP

-Apr 14

I've forgotten how much fun it is to write a story without drafting the entire storyline for it. Impromptu writing seems to be my specialty, heh. Anyways, I hope more people board the OliKai train!

-Apr 13

Posted a oneshot!

-Apr 12

Hoo boy, chapter 7 is a tough one. Then again, every chapter is a challenge...

-Apr 5

Chapter 6 of YWAO is out!!

-Apr 3, 2015

Erp, I changed my username. Touchpen-->Matchacha

Forgot to update this when I uploaded Why She's a Keeper. Whoops. I'm still around, guys. Chapter six of YWAO is in the works! I should be able to update it soon, hopefully. Still struggling with my perfectionism, sorta. There are some days when I manage to write a whole batch of pages, and then there are days when I delete it all. Sorry for the delays! It's kinda difficult for me to live with my writing style as it is, when I know I've done much better before.

But I'm still in this! (While I can't stand not being perfect, having an incomplete story here gnaws at me more than anything...)

edit: oh hey, YWAO has 22, 212 words in 5 chappies. Interesting. Maybe I should post a two-part chapter or something...

-Dec 7, 2014

I returned from the dead to haunt y'all. Just kidding. I'm back in business!

Looking for other great reads?

Check out my Favorite Authors and Favorite Stories! You won't be disappointed ;3

(Well some of them did die but their stories are AWESOMESAUCE)

Random stuff I noticed:

-In the vocaloid fandom, Rin's always the cynic and Len's always the flirt xD Well, not always, but you know what I mean.

-Also, Rin's best friend is either Miku, Miki or Teto. Amirite?

-I dislike underlining, looks like.

-YWAO: 22, 212 words in 5 chappies. I like to believe in number magic haha

-Reading other fanfics spurs me to write.

-I'm either really polite and formal or completely nonchalant and lazy. You can see from what I'm typing!

-I reeeeeaaaally like updating my profile about myself. Whoops.

-Most of the newer vocaloids are yaoi or yuri paired.

-Quick romances seem to be really popular right now. But I'm not the type for a 1-week romance thanks

-I discover great authors when 1. they're dying or 2. already dead ;3;

-Hearing the tapping of keyboard keys while writing makes me happy. WOW I SOUND SO PRODUCTIVE

-I really like vacation stories. I'm a sucker for em.

-If you've got humor, you've got me.

-The way ideas hit me when I'm outdoors, you'd think I was struck by lightning.

-Why are the main character's love interest in stories always described as so damn attractive. I'm looking at you, Len Kagamine.

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Fighting for the Rights of the Clouds by TheMistyLion reviews
A project of 100 100-word drabbles with no specific storyline connecting them. Just a bunch of fluff that's trying to make someone's day. Please R&R! HAITUS
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Crypton Family, INTERNET Family, AHS Family, unknown 4
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 226,224 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Vampire Bride by solitaryloner reviews
Miku Hatsune was once a hunter who protected humans from the predators of the night. And now, she's slowly changing into one of those predators herself, simply because a certain boy from her past wants her to be his bride. The problem with that is that Len Kagamine is vampire royalty, and if the change itself wasn't bad enough, she now had vampire politics to deal with too. LenKu.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,047 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Len K., Miku H.] unknown 60
alzheimer's by meggis reviews
and maybe it was how she was non-stop performing in a stage 24/7(not really), but sometimes she would almost forget the past few years together.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Len K., Miku H.] - Complete
Famous Last Words by pyrexprodigy reviews
Len really needs to get over this weird crush he has on the literal grim reaper. It's just making her job harder. Lenku, rated M for murder and dark humor. Rating might change. Also an animal dies, so if that bothers you, I would avoid this.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Dignified by pyrexprodigy reviews
She's just some goth girl at the back of the class writing stupid, meaningless things in her stupid, meaningless notebook. But I love her anyway. Ia/Rei soulmate AU oneshot for Ushinatta Neko. Rated T for language, mostly.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [IA, Rana] - Complete
So Cliché it Hurts by Wild Weeb reviews
Popular boy Len falls for outcast girl Rin. Well, actually, he's not that popular and she's not that much of an outcast. Still, he falls for her and eventually wins her over and the two of them live happily ever after. But what about the heartbroken Tei left in their wake? Oneshot, rated T to be safe.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Ritsu N., Tei S. - Complete
RintoxLenka Oneshots by hainauka reviews
A collection of oneshots revolving around the ship RintoxLenka. Will be updated inconsistently, as I write more oneshots.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - unknown 61, Una O.
Like This In the Name of Love by pyrexprodigy reviews
Gumi Megpoid is a super popular vlogger. Most of the time, she covers up her soulmark. But everyone has an off day. She was bound to forget eventually. Rei/Gumi Soulmate AU oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Gumi/Megpoid, Rana] SF-A2 Miki - Complete
Red by pyrexprodigy reviews
In Miku's world, soulmate patterns trace across your fingers and wrist, matching exactly with the one you're meant to be with. Lenku Soulmate AU. Oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Miku H., Len K.] Rana - Complete
Failing Together by pyrexprodigy reviews
Piko's never had very good experience dating. Thankfully, the weird girl his friend has set him up with on this blind date seems to be even worse. Piko/Rui, past Piko/Rin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Piko U., VFlower] Miku H., Len K. - Complete
Mister Cinderella by Jomatto reviews
Sora renounces his name, fortune, and everything to prove that Kairi was wrong about him. Can he survive the ordinary life and show that he's more than just his money?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,102 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sora, Kairi, Yuffie K.
The Law of Proximal Attraction by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
AU. Though they couldn't stand each other, they were forced to spend as much time together as their siblings. As science has proven, two polar opposites cannot stay in proximity before the force of attraction inevitably pulls them together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 240,173 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Roxas, Naminé] - Complete
Hotel Hearts by Jomatto reviews
Sora's always sleeping in class, and Kairi, the class rep, is determined to find out why.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,610 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
As Good As by pyrexprodigy reviews
It's that time of year again when Miku's parents have their company party. She has to go as she does every year, though this year her ex will be there with his new girlfriend. If she shows up alone this year, it'll be completely pathetic. Luckily, Len knows a boy who is willing to go with her as her date. Himself. MikuxLen one-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Len K., Miku H.] - Complete
Of Earth and Air by pyrexprodigy reviews
Aria's a girl who loves the stars. Yuuma's a boy who loves the night. It's all by chance that they keep meeting. YuumaxIa
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [VY2 Yūma/66 (Roro), IA] - Complete
Thorns and Roses by pyrexprodigy reviews
Gumi grew up high in her lonely tower, far from anyone or anything. So who is this strange boy in the middle of her tower? The story of Rapunzel turned Vocaloid and twisted a bit. One-shot for Cherry Neko 15.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Gumi/Megpoid, Piko U.] [Miku H., Tei S.] - Complete
Change of Mind by pyrexprodigy reviews
Mikuo's decided - today is his last day on Earth. But a run-in with a certain confident and ever-so-slightly tsundere girl may change his mind in the end. Oneshot, MikuxMikuo
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Miku H., unknown 60 - Complete
Memories of a Girl: Link by TsundereMe reviews
Memories: They hold the very things we love and the very things we despise. Well, for this girl, Rin Kagamine, her memories are the link, the link that ties everyone and everything, including this story together. 1st part of the Memories Series! RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,322 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
You Have Mail by Amaryne reviews
Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
I, Vocaloid by ChiioMajesty reviews
Metropolis, a mega-city where robots must know their place. They mustn't harm humans, they must obey humans, and they must never have social interest with humans. Len, a bitter tyke, crosses the line when he meets a mysterious girl known only as Rin.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,929 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Two Hearts of One Feeling by Ayanami Chie Wakana reviews
Soul mates would always be united, how far they are is not the question.The only question is, will they make each other happy?/KuoMiku/This is the story of two hearts, with one feeling.The story of a once one-sided love of Miku and Mikuo.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Miku H., unknown 60 - Complete
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Two Sides of the Devil's Coin by Miko A. Kimura reviews
Rin believes she had wrongly hurt one of her lovers in the past, and promises to never love again in fear of hurting another innocent soul. But she will be tested when Len Kagamine comes around. /Noncest RinxLen/
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
His Way Back Home by Shaariin13 reviews
A ten-year journey. How he survived to come back to her. A one-shot based on Story of Evil mainly Servant
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Creepydex by Enraged Glyptodont reviews
Sensible Trainers are already wary of Shedinja, Houndoom and a few other menacing Pokémon described in the Pokédex. But are they aware of the dangers of, say, Igglybuff? Finally, a Pokédex that dares to reveal the terrifying truth behind every species!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
One thousand Paper Cranes by xWinter.Sky reviews
A girl who ran away from her past. A boy who has no past. Their Paths meet and there, their fates are sealed. "I didn't know I wouldn't be prepared."
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,344 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Pure Guardian by Cake of Rage reviews
An attempt at an original Pokemon Creepypasta based on Gardevoir's Emerald Dex entry, which says "It will give its life to protect its Trainer."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
The VocaVocaloid Diner by SimplisticDreams reviews
On a girls' night, Rin and Miku decide to go to the Voca-Vocaloid Diner where an enthusiastic server named Len greets them. But he keeps glancing at Rin with starry eyes... one-shot: RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
young ladies prefer gentlemen by Amaryne reviews
I don't care if he's my hot waiter – if he says one more of those god-awful pick-up lines, I'm throwing my latte in his face. Rin, Len, and skim latte's. ONESHOT.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
The Unown Spelling of Jirachi by Ysavvryl reviews
An unnamed character observes a day in the life of Jirachi using the magic of the Unown. Jirachi takes this new friend to heart and shows off the world as she sees it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Jirachi - Complete
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Small Fish, Big Fish reviews
Perhaps it was coincidence, perhaps it was planned. Either way, he knows he'll be seeing her often from now on. DellMew
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Dell H., Mew - Complete
Squarish Circles reviews
She's bound by rules and he has none. OliKai oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Renri Y. (UTAU), Oliver - Complete
Your Wedding After Ours reviews
Rinto and Lenka are now a married couple, and they want their siblings Rin and Len to AT LEAST get along. But the both of them are stubborn and hate each others' guts! Will matchmaking help, or will they kill each other first? RinXLen noncest. T for grumpy Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,864 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Why She's a Keeper reviews
Drabble-ish. A lighthearted insight into their crazy relationship. T for intimacy. Mikuo/Cul oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - unknown 60, CUL - Complete
Inadvertent reviews
A shocking murder reopens an unsolved case gone cold. No one knows who did it, and even the killer himself doesn't know what he did. To solve it, Lui and Ring must gather everything relevant to unravel the truth. "There is one eyewitness... but she refuses to speak. Why is that so?"
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Lui H., Ring S.
Lack of Vocabulary reviews
Cheap words don't impress the cautious girl. Such is the case when Lin receives a little something from a friend who is just a friend and nothing else. This is an example of a love scenario that failed to work the fluffy way.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - unknown 22 - Complete
A Stroke of Luck reviews
She never really cared when he came and watched her every move behind a book. She had always been an outcast after all, till he presented her the opportunity to be loved. No one is an island. Miki/Piko oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - SF-A2 Miki, Piko U. - Complete
Till the Day Comes reviews
He lost her to the deadly disease, and painfully mourns for her still. But, till the day comes, he would never stop loving her and treasuring their precious memories being together. Kaito/Miku oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
Vocaloid Alphabet reviews
The alphabet has never been more interesting. Random pairings, themes, and stories. Majorly humor.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011
A Book, a Movie, a Feeling reviews
Rin is a writing genius, and Len is a famous teen superstar. So what happens when Len decides to make his own movie and chooses Rin as his scriptwriter? Noncest.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Target Switch reviews
Rinto tries to make Rin his, but Lenka shows up! How does this affect his choices? Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Una O., unknown 61 - Complete