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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, and Hunger Games.

Hi, I'm MJ. I critique things as MJ so don't be looking for Isabella Katniss. I loves loves LOVES the following:

Phineas and Ferb

Hunger Games Is the best ever, diss it and you die

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

CHEESE! (nom nom nom)

Maximum Ride

Witch and Wizard

And 39 Clues.

Copy and paste this if you have screamed for the dumbest reason. Write the story below.

I screamed at 3 in the morning after stepping on a blue's clues toy that said "Le orange" in a french accent and scared me SOOOOO bad.
I also screamed after stepping on a life-sized stuffed cat with a voice box. I thought it was my cat and I had killed it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be rude and annoying.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have an issue with being loud.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Have been one since the age of 5!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH,so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork and a gleek. (I really just don't like glee!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Actually, I am crazy. Anyways...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling.
I read COMICS,so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, not me but my best friend does, and she got me into it 4 a while)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOME SCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

Harry Potter Profile.

House: Hufflepuff. (Thanks, Pottermore)


Wand:12 3/4 inches, spruce wood, dragon heartstring, suprisingly swishy (good for transfiguration).

Excellent at: charms, DADA, transfiguration, potions, H of M

Weak at: Divination, Flying, Herbology

Quidditch Player?: No. (Sports? Not on your life.)

Excellent at? (Spells): Many, including Petrificus Totalus and Bat-Bogey Hex

Weak at? (Spells): Avada Kedavra, Wingardium Leviosa. (It's Levi-OO-sa, not Levio-SAA)

Animagus: Frog

Patronus:Flying Squirrel (Hooray for over-activeness and the inability to sit still!)

Job: Muggle Relations


Fear/What the boggart transforms into:Acromantula

Member of Ootp?:no.

Godly Parent is...


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Hydrophibic (Afraid of water)



You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood. (But only cuz I'm a vegetarian)
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobia (Nope!)



You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (No, my friends are bibliomaniacs too!)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Sadly, school is not my strong point)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (NO!)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.(umm, sorta. Clarinet, Voice and Piano)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.



You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.



Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pickpocketing your friends. (After 4 years of practice, I took my best friend's wallet from her back pocket-while she was sitting down!)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (Dude, I'm-CENSORED-you're not allowed to know my age!)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.


I am a child of Hermes, and my grandparents are Dionysus, Athena, Apollo and Zeus. Wow. Didn't see that coming.

How to annoy people in an elevator or crowded room:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

At this point, I'm sure you are bored of my endless fangirl ramblings, so you can just jump to the end if you want, but the rest is pretty funny.

Soundtrack to my life: (Itunes on shuffle, blah blah blah)


Opening Credits: Silent Night the christmas song (what the crap.)

Waking Up: We Dance (from Once on this Island) (sure. I'm gonna pretend I understand the universe and say that makes TOTAL sense.)

First Day at School: Backyard Beach from Phineas and Ferb. (apparently I attend school in Hawaii)

Making Your New Best Friend: Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. (Again, what the crap.) (so Ruldolph attends Hawaiian school too? Huh)

Falling in Love: Be Back Soon from Oliver (maybe I marry him later in life, or something? or we break up a lot.)

Breaking Up: Feliz Navidad (I have no idea what to even say about this. NO idea.)

Prom: Fabulous from Phineas and Ferb. (If you've never heard the song, this makes sense, but if you've herd it, please join me in saying WHAT THE CRAP!?)

Graduation: Mele Kalikimaka. (well, I did attend Hawaiian school...)

Life's Okay: Squirrels in my Pants from P and F. (I am about to wet my pants from laughing)

Death of a Close Friend: Defying Gravity (sorta makes a little sense)

Mental Breakdown: Children go where I send thee (Maybe I broke down, kidnapped children and shipped them to different countries? XD)

Driving: Oh what a beautiful morning from some musical or other (I guess I can see this one)

Flashback: Zat you Santa Clause? (Okay, at this point all you are getting from this is I celebrate christmas.)

Getting Back Together: Jingle Bells (not even the normal one. the CRAZY FROG one. Wow.)

Wedding Scene: Go the Distance from Hercules. (makes some sort of sense, I guess)

Birth of Child: For Good from Wicked. (makes sense, i mean, they're my child for good, right?)

Car Accident: Suzy Snowflake (Logical Interpretation: crashed in snowstorm. Illogical: SUZY SNOWFLAKE IS EVIL!!)

Final Battle: Opening. (fitting. I would have had a really messed-up life, so why not have this for the effing final battle.)

Death Scene: Christmas Eve 1913. (Is that when I died?)

Funeral Music: Have yourself a merry little christmas. (Geez. By the time it was my funeral, wouldn't Christmas have already passed?)

End Credits: Oliver's Escape from Oliver. (Yes, little Oliver needed an escape from my crazy messed-up christmas song-filled life.)

Deleted Scenes: The Christmas Song (yes, this was cut because there was already TOO EFFING MUCH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!)


Name your Top 5 hunger games characters

1. Rue

2. Prim

3. Clove

4. Gale

5. Buttercup! (JK, it's Foxface)

Would 3 & 4 have an alliance? (Gale and Clove)
Nah, not unless Gale was a career.

Would 1 & 5 ever have a romance? (Rue and Foxface)
Um, maybe? Not in my happy little world of Canon, but I'm sure someone has done it.

What would happen if 2 & 5 were related? (Prim and Foxface)
Then Foxface would be related to Katniss and Katniss would know her real name.

Write a super short story including 1 & 3. (Rue and Clove)
Rue is running from Clove, Clove throws a knife and hits Rue. Clove then leaves. Buttercup comes randomly and cries on Rue, who is magically healed. Then Thresh kills Clove, and the small little "Moral-of-the-story bugs" all say, So don't throw knives at small children, because then you will die by a rock!

What would happen if 2 & 4 were locked in a room together?
Prim and Gale would be watching the 74th annual HG, and they would be sad about Katniss.

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In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool when he was younger,

But who got beat up thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.


I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder


-MJ/IzzyKat/Isabella Katniss/Bacon Girl


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Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Ministry Magic Games by TheCornucopia reviews
Death, Life, Failure, Executions. Hermione Granger has faced all these things but she is yet to face the worst: The Ministry Magic Games. 24 Wizards and Witches placed in an arena to fight to the death. Friends turn against Friends, Enemies become Allies
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G.
I Did It For You by Mandithegleek reviews
He never wanted to win the Quell. He only did it for her, the girl with the golden hair who he was in love with for as long as he can remember. He promised her he'd win. 16 year old Haymitch struggles to cope with Maysilee's death. HAXMD Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Isabella's Biggest Adventure Ever by IzzytheGreat14 reviews
This is a very interesting story. Some Phinbella content.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Joke by doofenshmirtzevilincemployee reviews
Phineas. Isabella. April Fool's Day. What do you get when you put them together? Problems, that's what. Now read it, before I give too much away... :D Rated T because I'm absolutely paranoid, although it could probably pass as K .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy by TheDarkLindsey reviews
How to annoy our favorite Death Eater
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Veronabook by Jori Lynn reviews
What would happen if someone gave the characters from Romeo and Juliet a facebook?
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Juliet, Romeo - Complete
The Turning of the Tables by DasSchnabeltier reviews
When friendships are tested...When lines are drawn... When you think you're safe...You're not. Collab. With Princess Isabella Flynn
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010
Metaphorically by our dancing days reviews
"I want you to remember the trivial things that made our dead special. I want you to remember their quirks, and their faults, and everything that made the men, women and children who died here today memorable." / au.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Bacon by loveprongs reviews
Who doesn't like bacon? Just a little bit ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Chosen One by TreesMusicSun21 reviews
What if Neville Longbottom was the child of the prophecy? How would the sereis be changed? Follow Neville Longbottom on his journey as he goes from loser-almost-Squib to The Chosen One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
Hunger Games Parody by jenna2468 reviews
Read at your own risk!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,264 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Katniss E., Prim E.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fred and George's Believe It or Not! by The Makers of Mayhem reviews
Fred and George are at it again! Chapter 3 is up! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - George W., George W.
HarryPotterBoyWhoLived by Fishsticks reviews
I don’t know the first time I heard the story of Harry-Potter-Boy-Who-Lived, but Charlie says he remembers Mum whispering it to me just a few hours after I was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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The 100th Games reviews
Sorry guys, FF took it down because it was SYOT. : But here it is again. YAAAAAAAAAY! Thanks to all who submitted, but SYOT is closed now. KTHNXBAI! Oh yeah. It has been 25 years since the rebels were defeated. Now there is a new quell. Who will emerge victorious? R and R.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
My Last Moments reviews
A series of drabbles about the tributes of the 74th annual hunger games. Some are cute, some heart-wrenching, and some may scare you a little. Rated T for stories about death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012
Survival the Fittest reviews
Everybody in Panem knows about the Hunger Games. But what they don't know is that "Works of Fiction" that were famous before the Wars, are real. And that they have their OWN hunger games. HP, Phin and Ferb, Rick Riordan works. Apologies for any mistakes!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P.
Look into my eyes reviews
My own impression of when James and Lily started dating. Just a cute lil' one shot. R R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just a Crush reviews
Phineas and the gang are in their mid-20's. Phineas is getting married-but NOT TO ISABELLA! One shot. Isabella's POV.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete