Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, and Hunger Games.
Hi, I'm MJ. I critique things as MJ so don't be looking for Isabella Katniss. I loves loves LOVES the following:
Phineas and Ferb
Hunger Games Is the best ever, diss it and you die
CHEESE! (nom nom nom)
Witch and Wizard
And 39 Clues.
Copy and paste this if you have screamed for the dumbest reason. Write the story below.
I screamed at 3 in the morning after stepping on a blue's clues toy that said "Le orange" in a french accent and scared me SOOOOO bad.
I also screamed after stepping on a life-sized stuffed cat with a voice box. I thought it was my cat and I had killed it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be rude and annoying.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have an issue with being loud.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Have been one since the age of 5!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH,so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork and a gleek. (I really just don't like glee!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Actually, I am crazy. Anyways...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling.
I read COMICS,so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, not me but my best friend does, and she got me into it 4 a while)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a GRAMMAR NERD.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOME SCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
Harry Potter Profile.
House: Hufflepuff. (Thanks, Pottermore)
Wand:12 3/4 inches, spruce wood, dragon heartstring, suprisingly swishy (good for transfiguration).
Excellent at: charms, DADA, transfiguration, potions, H of M
Weak at: Divination, Flying, Herbology
Quidditch Player?: No. (Sports? Not on your life.)
Excellent at? (Spells): Many, including Petrificus Totalus and Bat-Bogey Hex
Weak at? (Spells): Avada Kedavra, Wingardium Leviosa. (It's Levi-OO-sa, not Levio-SAA)
Patronus:Flying Squirrel (Hooray for over-activeness and the inability to sit still!)
Job: Muggle Relations
Pet: TOAD!! YAAAAAY ME!!!
Fear/What the boggart transforms into:Acromantula
Member of Ootp?:no.
Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Hydrophibic (Afraid of water)
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood. (But only cuz I'm a vegetarian)
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobia (Nope!)
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (No, my friends are bibliomaniacs too!)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Sadly, school is not my strong point)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (NO!)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.(umm, sorta. Clarinet, Voice and Piano)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
You like pickpocketing your friends. (After 4 years of practice, I took my best friend's wallet from her back pocket-while she was sitting down!)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (Dude, I'm-CENSORED-you're not allowed to know my age!)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
I am a child of Hermes, and my grandparents are Dionysus, Athena, Apollo and Zeus. Wow. Didn't see that coming.
How to annoy people in an elevator or crowded room:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
At this point, I'm sure you are bored of my endless fangirl ramblings, so you can just jump to the end if you want, but the rest is pretty funny.
Soundtrack to my life: (Itunes on shuffle, blah blah blah)
OK EVERYONE WHO READS THIS (poor suckers) JUST BE WARNED MY ITUNES COLLECTION SUX IT"S MOSTLY SHOWTUNES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Opening Credits: Silent Night the christmas song (what the crap.)
Waking Up: We Dance (from Once on this Island) (sure. I'm gonna pretend I understand the universe and say that makes TOTAL sense.)
First Day at School: Backyard Beach from Phineas and Ferb. (apparently I attend school in Hawaii)
Making Your New Best Friend: Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. (Again, what the crap.) (so Ruldolph attends Hawaiian school too? Huh)
Falling in Love: Be Back Soon from Oliver (maybe I marry him later in life, or something? or we break up a lot.)
Breaking Up: Feliz Navidad (I have no idea what to even say about this. NO idea.)
Prom: Fabulous from Phineas and Ferb. (If you've never heard the song, this makes sense, but if you've herd it, please join me in saying WHAT THE CRAP!?)
Graduation: Mele Kalikimaka. (well, I did attend Hawaiian school...)
Life's Okay: Squirrels in my Pants from P and F. (I am about to wet my pants from laughing)
Death of a Close Friend: Defying Gravity (sorta makes a little sense)
Mental Breakdown: Children go where I send thee (Maybe I broke down, kidnapped children and shipped them to different countries? XD)
Driving: Oh what a beautiful morning from some musical or other (I guess I can see this one)
Flashback: Zat you Santa Clause? (Okay, at this point all you are getting from this is I celebrate christmas.)
Getting Back Together: Jingle Bells (not even the normal one. the CRAZY FROG one. Wow.)
Wedding Scene: Go the Distance from Hercules. (makes some sort of sense, I guess)
Birth of Child: For Good from Wicked. (makes sense, i mean, they're my child for good, right?)
Car Accident: Suzy Snowflake (Logical Interpretation: crashed in snowstorm. Illogical: SUZY SNOWFLAKE IS EVIL!!)
Final Battle: Opening. (fitting. I would have had a really messed-up life, so why not have this for the effing final battle.)
Death Scene: Christmas Eve 1913. (Is that when I died?)
Funeral Music: Have yourself a merry little christmas. (Geez. By the time it was my funeral, wouldn't Christmas have already passed?)
End Credits: Oliver's Escape from Oliver. (Yes, little Oliver needed an escape from my crazy messed-up christmas song-filled life.)
Deleted Scenes: The Christmas Song (yes, this was cut because there was already TOO EFFING MUCH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!)
HEH HE HEH THAT WAS FUNNY!
Name your Top 5 hunger games characters
5. Buttercup! (JK, it's Foxface)
Would 3 & 4 have an alliance? (Gale and Clove)
Nah, not unless Gale was a career.
Would 1 & 5 ever have a romance? (Rue and Foxface)
Um, maybe? Not in my happy little world of Canon, but I'm sure someone has done it.
What would happen if 2 & 5 were related? (Prim and Foxface)
Then Foxface would be related to Katniss and Katniss would know her real name.
Write a super short story including 1 & 3. (Rue and Clove)
Rue is running from Clove, Clove throws a knife and hits Rue. Clove then leaves. Buttercup comes randomly and cries on Rue, who is magically healed. Then Thresh kills Clove, and the small little "Moral-of-the-story bugs" all say, So don't throw knives at small children, because then you will die by a rock!
What would happen if 2 & 4 were locked in a room together?
Prim and Gale would be watching the 74th annual HG, and they would be sad about Katniss.
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
(O.O) This is puppy. Copy and paste him because he is looking at you with sad eyes.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool when he was younger,
But who got beat up thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder
90% OF TEENS WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP. COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BRING A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "HAVE FUN!!"
-MJ/IzzyKat/Isabella Katniss/Bacon Girl
In exactly 5 seconds you are going to follow these arrows
And you are going to push the button
And you are going to LIKE it, or else...
You are going to A SPLODE!