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Joined 08-26-11, id: 3199006, Profile Updated: 12-30-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Pride and Prejudice.

0.o Welcome to the dead girls kiss

I hope you enjoy dead girl's kisses enough to read a few

I am sorry for the loooong time it has taken to update *scolds self* but is very thankfull of your patience

I hope you enjoy my work and if not please pm or reveiw me telling me how to improve so you will enjoy.

thank you to al those who have even just read my stories, as it has helped support me through a bad year.

Thank You

I know this may sound odd but ages ago I read a fanfic that was AWESOME!! but I can not find it :( So I though I would leave a little description here incase anyone knows of it and if they do if they could pm the name (if you dont have an account but know the one I am searching for then just leave it in a reveiw I am desperate to find it again)

It was a Harry Potter time travel fanfic between Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle/Voldemort I dont know which one its listed under. It was a romance with the rating of either T or M.

The details which I can remember which makes this fanfiction unique (an hopefully recognisable to you :) ) is that Hermione was forced to attend a household spells class, she was scolded for using a wand holster and was the only girl to attend dada. It also containd a twist ending (sorry to say this but i am DESPERATE!) where the household spells teacher was revealed to be Mcgonagall's mother

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The Prisoner by Nerys reviews
Imprisoned, Lord Voldemort is considered a threat of the past. His knowledge is desired by many. Yet, his offer is for one person only: Hermione Weasley-Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Fifth by Gemmi92 reviews
Everyone knows there are four Inbetweeners but what if there was a fith one? And a girl? And Gilbert's daughter?
Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,582 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 2/5/2011
Mors Et Timor by Minion and Megamind reviews
As head psychiatrist of Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane holds a secure position in which he is able to pursue his true desire:fear. However a certain cold Mortician forces him to extremes when Arkham undergos an investigation that threatens his life work. -By Minion (Warning: Disturbing Content)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 294,395 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Uninvited by Jenny Joker reviews
It took nearly two years for me to put my life back together. It took two minutes for it to fall apart. Sequel to "Dance With the Devil". Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Joker
Bonds of Matrimony by gnrkrystle reviews
Marriage Law Fic. My first attempt and Severus/Hermione. I'm really excited about it! Voldemort pushes through a marriage law to force Hermione to marry a Deatheater. Can Snape save her, and the cause, by being that Deatheater?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
TAKING WHAT YOU WANT by lovinghannibal reviews
Follows Hannibal movie canon although instead of taking his hand, Hannibal takes Clarice. Rated M for sexual situations. FAIR WARNING:If you don't like lemons don't waste your time! If you love lemons! Enjoy!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
The Long Answer by BookishGal reviews
Clarice Starling has an opportunity for a future with Hannibal Lecter - if she's willing to take it. Diverges from movie canon near the end of "Hannibal." Rated M for some language and sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,090 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Letting Go by drjekyllmshyde reviews
A Russian ballerina finds herself at the newly reformed Palais Garnier, and experiences a quite literal run-in with the building's resident Ghost. Erik/OC. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Erik - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Red by TeaDanceMacabre reviews
This is the story about a girl pushed into the world of Gotham when the craziness is at its highest. She fits in just fine. Warning: Some chapters contain mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
To Love a Monster by LadyWillow reviews
[Based on 1990 TV Movie with Charles Dance, based on the YestonKopit musical] What if Christine could love Erik despite his face? Takes place after the picnic, with a bit of a change. R&R please! Rated for future sexual situations
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik, Christine
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Needlework by DianaLecter reviews
Three months after 'Hannibal.' - Follows canon. Clarice Starling is sent to China to pursue Dr. Lecter, but finds herself captured instead.. (Some parts may parallel the Thornbirds)
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2001
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Of Fire and Ice reviews
Another marriage law fic. Hermione has to marry someone she is not only repulsed by but also terriffied of but is there anyway she can overcome this law or use it to her advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Playing a Dangerous Game reviews
Set in GoF,Browyn Williams 17 grassed Draco up, so Lucius is appaled and decides that she needs to learn how to show her superiors respect. M for a reason Masochistic coupling, is con, abuse and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Pride and The Weasley's reviews
Mrs Weasley's problem is that they are poor, dreadfully poor and the only way to solve this is for her 6 sons and her daughter to marry well, it seems luck of the best kind when Miss granger comes to town but not so can be said for her friend Miss lovegod
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hermione G.
Voulezvous coucher avec Hogwarts ce soir ce soir? reviews
English. School Talent show Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Padma, Parvatti and Demelza decide to put on a real show by performing Lady Marmalade. Plot not just songfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete