Hellga
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Joined 01-03-03, id: 319909, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 19 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Hobbit.

NAME(S): Hellga, Anna

FAVORITE CITIES (of the ones I have visited): Ekaterinburg, Russia; St. Petersburg, Russia; Berlin, Germany; Vienna, Austria; Merano, Italy; Washington DC, USA; Boston, USA; Stockholm, Sweden; London, UK.

COUNTRIES VISITED: USA, Canada, UK, Germany, Austria, Italy, The Netherlands, Czech Republic, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan.

LANGUAGES: Fluent - Russian, English; conversant - German, Italian; can deal with - Spanish, Quenya, Sindarin.

REAL-WORLD ALTER EGO: Evil pharmaceutical industry minion, though I still am a practicing pharmacist too. It's such a zoo that I can't give it up.

AGE: Old enough to have two graduate degrees.

INTERESTS: Pharmacy, linguistics, anthropology, parasitology, Tolkien, Elves, castles, High Middle Ages, assorted Hapsburg monarchs, Norse mythology, cake decorating, rococo...

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Finrod, Caranthir, Maedhros. Secondary favorites include but are not limited to Emeldir, Tuor, Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Faramir, Frodo, Elendur, and vast majority of First Age Noldor.

TOLKIEN'S BOOKS READ: LotR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Unfinished Tales, the History of Middle Earth I-XII, the Letters, The Children of Hurin, and most of the non-Middle-earth-related ones. I read The Hobbit as a kid, but it was when I read LotR twenty years ago that I truly started to love Tolkien. And when I read The Silmarillion a year later was when I started to feel that Tolkien created a whole new world and not just a collection of stories...

NON-TOLKIEN FANTASY BOOKS READ: I am generally not a big fan of fantasy... I have read the Wheel of Time up to about book 5 where it got boggled down - and then restarted at book 10 or 11. I have read the Narnia books and the Harry Potter books, and a lot of old-time writers like Stephen Donaldson and Fred Saberhagen who are no longer en vogue. I like some Pratchett but only in small doses. Song of Ice and Fire is a slow read for me but I am getting through it - on my third attempt at it. I love Gordon Dixon's the Dragon Knight series and a lot of Barbara Hambly... I remember liking Dragonlance in my early teens but I have tried rereading them some years ago and realized I could not. I only plowed through three of the Forgotten Realms books... I like intelligent, logical fantasy - and there is simply not a lot of it out there.

PETER JACKSON'S MOVIES: Ever since someone gave me the brilliant idea to view the movies as a fanfic rather than an attempt to film the books, I started liking them a lot more. I tend to like FotR, somewhat like RotK and intensely dislike most of TTT. I love the Hobbit movie so far, some rather stupid changes notwithstanding, but let's see what the other two parts bring...

PET PEEVES:

1. Spelling/grammar errors. It's just sloppy.

2. Canon characters twisted so badly out-of-character that only name remains the same.

3. Not bothering to learn the canon.

And use the "But it is [only] fanfiction!" excuse. Key word is FANfiction. Meaning, you have to be a fan. And fans - normal fans - try to learn as much about their fandom as possible...

Silmarillion Marriage prospects (not allowed by FF.net) are at http://www.geocities.ws/crazyhellga/silm/mp.html

I have largely retired from fanfiction and Tolkien fandom in 2004, when real-life demands have started consuming 99% of my time, but I do stage occasional come-backs.

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If My Love Could Keep You Alive by Min Daae reviews
Saying goodbye; a sundering. Feanor/Nerdanel, one last time.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Nerdanel, Fëanor - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,929 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The Tale of The Ring by perelleth reviews
The tale of another famed Ring in the history of Middle earth. Chapter Seven: A Living Ring. Finrod rides to find Amarië.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
The Dark Beneath the Stars by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
Maglor reflect on the events between the Kinslaying at Alqualondë through the Battle under Stars. Violence, disturbing themes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
To Give Hope by peredhil lover reviews
COMPLETE. To give hope to her people, a young widow must face many changes and learn to relinquish her greatest treasure. Gilraen, Elrond, the twins, young Aragorn, Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Another Man's Cage by Dawn Felagund reviews
During an ordinary year in Feanor's young family, motivations are revealed and events set into motion that explain their later history. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 372,936 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Flowers of Nimloth by geek-chick reviews
This is a tale from Isildur's early life in Numenor, told from the perspective of his future wife. Rated T for violence only. Nominated for the 2007 MEFA's!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,094 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Grass Widow by French Pony reviews
After she was wounded in the Redhorn Pass, Celebrían sailed to Valinor to find healing. The process turns out to be more complex than she anticipates, and she makes discoveries that she could never have imagined.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Lord and the Lady by Stargazer Nataku reviews
Series that chronicles the life of Denethor and Finduilas. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,797 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Battle of the Golden Wood by Marnie reviews
What Haldir was really doing during the Battle of Helm's Deep! Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir and Thranduil (and a host of OC's) battle against Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Of Gold And Wood by Lady Peredhel reviews
Finrod reveals his love to Amarië. Nominated to MEFAwards, Category: Silmarillion; Mithril Awards 2004 semifinalist - Best romance or erotica - het
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2003
The Woeful Tale of Princess Dirtyfishydishiel by Caraid reviews
A modern girl falls into Middle-earth and is forced to be the pleasure-slave of Gimli! Aragorn has recurring bouts of the hiccups! Actually, it's a randomly generated plot from a random ficplot generator! Humor/Parody AU. Enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Gimli, Aragorn
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Stranger to his People by Queen-of-Gondor reviews
Legolas is kidnapped by orcs when he's very young. Will he learn to live with his people again? Read an Review please! **COMPLETED**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,778 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
The Tale of Amroth and Nimrodel by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The sad tale of Amroth, last King of Lorien, and Nimrodel. A tragic romance that stretches over two thousand years, from Lorien to the sea...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003
Unwritten Tales: Second Son by Wayfarer reviews
Denethor meets his newborn son and is troubled. He upsets Finduilas by presenting the child as Faramir to Ecthelion. And of course, Boromir now has a brother. Various characters’ firstperson narrative in selected events through to Faramir’s youth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Faramir, Denethor
An Elven Twist on History by twin03 reviews
Have you ever thought your history teacher taught from memory? This one does, but Dr. Amy Carmichael is anything but an old crone. Follow her story as an Elf living in our world returns home, accompanied by an unlikely group of companions. ElrondOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,368 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Complete
PPC: Special Sue Unit by PPC SSU reviews
In cases where all others reach for their bleach, Skuld and Cass go in to deal with the worst of Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2002
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Unforgettable Fire by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
The tragic relationship of Caranthir and Haleth. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Problem of Carpentry reviews
How much does it take to make a fortress function? A full-scale evil fortress? This will probably be continued as a series of short vignettes.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013
Как Размножаются Пауки
Как размножаются ежики, мы уже знаем... а вот как насчет пауков?
Hobbit - Rated: T - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Dark Lord Sauron - Complete
Незваные Гости
Интервью с Умертвием по поводу небезызвестных событий 28 сентября 3018 года Третьей Эпохи.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
There Be Spiders reviews
Everyone knows that evil, talking spiders overtook Mirkwood by the time of the Quest for Erebor. But where did they come from?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Dark Lord Sauron - Complete
The 15th Walker reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012
A Different Look At Middleearth reviews
What if a selfinsert landing in Arda landed in an unexpected place? An attempt to answer some questions that bothered me for years, and make my profession a bit more glamorous in the process.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - OC
Silmarillion Haiku reviews
UPDATE Added page on Maedhros. Quenya and English versions of each haiku.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 2/26/2003
Doomed reviews
Namo Mandos' thoughts at the moment Feanor and his sons took their fateful oath. Written for an old challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Námo, Fëanor - Complete
The Last Afternoon of Numenor reviews
The last afternoon of Numenor through the eyes of a baker's wife from Hyarrostar
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Complete
We Will Never Forget Thee, Gondolin reviews
A poem with English version and a Quenya version, about the fall of Gondolin
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
I Will Never Forget Thee, Gondolin reviews
Idril's thoughts a few months before she left Middle-earth forever
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Idril C. - Complete
Uninvited Guests: A Barrowwight's Tale reviews
A Barrow-wight's POV on the memorable day of September 28th of the year 3018 of the Third Age
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Complete
Brothers reviews
The last words of Finarfin to his brothers in Araman. Read my story I Nárë Vása for complementary experience.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Complete
I Nárë Vása reviews
Finarfin's thoughts at the time Fëanor and his sons swear their Oath. Written for Jen Littlebottom's challenge. Please review.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Finarfin, Fëanor - Complete
The Face of Eternity reviews
A fic done for Jen Littlebottom's challenge. The thoughts of a Nazgul in the moment The One Ring was destroyed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Nazgul - Complete
Overlooked reviews
A short story about an overlooked female LotR character... Believe me, it is as far from a Mary Sue as it gets :) Added a second chapter, about another character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Complete
To Maedhros reviews
A poem about Maedhros when he was just brought to Angband. I would love to hear your opinion on it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Maedhros - Complete
Death of Fingolfin reviews
Poem in Quenya with English translation.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Fingolfin - Complete
Pointy Ears reviews
Very short, completed story that jumped into my mind as I was browsing this site. Read if you will, review if you want. *UPDATE* Felt compelled to say WHY I wrote and posted that. Recommended ONLY for Homo (presumably) sapiens.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Complete