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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.

-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

LOL IM A WRITER!! ooh and i failed Language.


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all o

f your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

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True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,813 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Playing With Matches by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
When self proclaimed bad-ass Max Martinez and her family move from Colorado to Arizona, she hardly expects to meet the misbehaved Fang Ride and his friends, and she definitely doesn't expect what comes after meeting him. Badboy!Fang. Fax after a while. Edgy T for the moment, although it could move up to M at any moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,340 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - [Max, Fang] Iggy, OC
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Protective Custody by Fangrules reviews
Dylan Walker is one of the most notorious gang members in New York. When his long-time girlfriend offers to help put him away she's pushed into protective custody with her young son. When you're stuck in a safe house with a mysterious officer, feelings are bound to develop - but can you have a relationship with the man sworn to give his life to save you from your past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
A Boy, a Girl and a Sister by village bicycle reviews
"Max!" he yells. I fall silent and glower at him, my chest rising and falling at an increased tempo from my erratic breaths. / He takes two quick steps towards me, grabs my hip with one hand and a handful of my hair with the other, and kisses me. FAX, AU, and going through a strenuous editing process. No wings―or are there?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,352 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
Unbeknownst by rememberingtoforget reviews
Max and Ella lead two very different lives. Different, and yet they couldn't look more the same. By fate, they meet and decide to swap places. And while it's all fun and games at first, it's not easy to fix the real mess of their intertwining lives. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Heartbreak and Mistletoe by BirdKidKirby reviews
An E-house story filled with relationship drama and Eraser attacks. But what else can you expect from a Flock family Christmas? AU, Fax, Eggy, Fax, Fax, and Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Max, Fang] Nudge - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Without My Soldier by Fangrules reviews
Sequel to War. Max has live through the days without the mysterious soldier she met at the camp with only letters to tell her hes still alive, as this continues she finds herself falling for him but as her mother always said - its dangerous to love the doomed
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10574 - Favs: 11,642 - Follows: 12,343 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Written in the Stars by makorrashenanigans reviews
Companion piece to "Welcoming the Heartache". Summary will be posted up later when one can be thought of :P Please check it out though it currently doesn't have a summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Max, Fang
The Sky's Teardrops by village bicycle reviews
Our bodies were crushed together so tightly, not even a slip of paper could come in between us. Our mouths slipped over one another, slick from the rain that trickled down our faces and dripped off our eyelashes. One-shot, FAX, post book three.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Eternity by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Takes place after Broken. At times, life can seem to last for an eternity, but it never does... Mang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 174,942 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
When it comes to kissing, practice makes perfect by SugaryLaces reviews
It's Summer. Patch and Nora decide to go on a long road trip. And, well, like it says in the title, when it comes to kissing, practice makes perfect.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,992 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Maximum Ride: Live For the Song by SarahBelle96 reviews
SEQUEL TO MAXIMUM RIDE:FEEL THE MUSIC. Fang left Max. Max's left alone, heartbroken, and only has her music to comfort her. Can Fang fix his mistake after he has repeatedly broken promises, and now, broken the once unbreakable Maximum Ride? READ! REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Fang, Max
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Alone by Catlin42 reviews
Max ends up in an orphanage where she meets Fang. Fang gets adopted and Max goes to several foster homes. They never thought they would see each other again, but find each other several years later. AU Fax btw summary made by: bookworm :D i dont own MR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Royal Prince by FlyingBlue reviews
Prince Nicholas is next in line for the throne and he doesn't want to be. His wife-to-be is Princess Lissa, who he hates, and all he can think about is ways to get out of this marriage. Ways to be free for once in his life. And he will make it happen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Max, Fang
To Survive by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
Max is a girl who has had a bad life. Drawn into a life of crime by another girl, she is caught and taken to juvy. There she meets Fang, Iggy and Nudge. Together they have to work to escape... and to survive. AU, AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,171 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009
One Phone Call, Two Destinies by TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa reviews
I admit, it was random. It was pointless. It was just a stupid bet. But it ended up to be so much more important than I thought it would. Because it led me to Max. Fang/Max's POV. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. A/H. Fax! A little OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Feel the Music by SarahBelle96 reviews
I hummed the tune and smiled as the calm feeling flowed through me. I slowly started to play my guitar. The melody sounded just about right. I took a deep breath and began to sing. . . SongFic! All human! Max's life as a human! FAX! Plz R&R! Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 103,680 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
The Cover of Darkness by BookNerd7 reviews
When America is struggling to maintain it's superpower reputation, one girl can change the balance of the world's leadership forever.Unfortunately,her name is Max Ride and she would rather steal than help ANYONE out.Her world is about to change forever.AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Max, Fang
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: All is Lost by tiel lover reviews
Max is broken, both physically and mentally. Now, as she struggles to tame her emotions, Max wonders if her life is worth anything anymore, or is she completely lost?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete