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Hey People of the Internet
OK wow that sounded lame well im DcrissCcolferSaiswordRedvine and I am a gleek ,starkid and a potterhead. So yeah I guess ill tell you some things bout me now
Wicked,In The Heights,AVPM,AVPS!
Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Glee, AVPM and AVPS!!!
Fav tv show
I am a proud Griffindor!!!
You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...
You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings
You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly
You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'
Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little *'
You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.
When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just * ruining my life.'
You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance
You know Dumbledore is REALLY supposed to have a Boston accent.
You always shout "I'M IN A RAGE!" when you get angry.
You know the Goblet of Fire is only a piece of cardboard.
You know all wizard farts sound like sneezes.
You know Umbridge looks like Voldemort.
You know Voldemort would be a tap dancer if he wasn't evil.
Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'
If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'
You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?
You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.
You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.
While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.
You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.
You know his full name is 'Draco you * little poofer.'
You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.
When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.
While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'
You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna
You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.
You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.
Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.
Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.
You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.
Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.
Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...
You don't disrespect the Umbridge.
You know Hermione can't draw.
You know Lupin can't sing.
While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'
While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.
You know Draco is good now.
When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'
Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.
You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.
When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.
You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.
You know it's not over yet.
You're making evil plans. With evil hands...
You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'
Centaurs can dance.
Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.
The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...
When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!
1) Put your music player on shuffle
2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
California Girls by Katy Perry (OOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYY)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Monster (well thats quite mean)
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Somewhere only we now The Warblers Glee (We need a hideout)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Don't stop Believing Glee cast version (at least this one makes sense)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sick of You by Selena Gomez ( IM SICK OF EVERYONE!!!!)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rolling in the deep Glee cast version ( Im rolling like Malfoy!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Halfway there (I like being close)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Forget you by CeeLoGreen ( I HATE MY BEST FRIEND )
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ghost of you by Selena Gomez (THE ONE I LOVE HAS DIED)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?
Off the chain by Selena Gomez (YESSSSSSS!)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Want Candy ( LOL im gonna own a choco factory)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
P.retty Y.oung T.hing Glee cast version (WELL THATS IRONIC!)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
America Glee cast Version (UMMM OKAY?)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Party Bag (NNONONONONONO IM now mad at my IPod)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Time Warp Glee cast Version (they want to back in time to bring me back?)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne (But I'm Straight. *insert confused look* )
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
What goes around (OK RUMORS ARENT TRUE)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Scooby doo (HUH?)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
To Have a Home by Darren Criss (I LIKE BEING HOMELESS!)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Tonight,Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae (I DONT WANNA DIE!)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Cooler than me by Mike Posner ( NERDYNESS IS COOL)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Munsters Theme (UMMM I had a halloween playlist i forgot to take off *facepalm*)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Any Kind of Guy (PEOPLE SCARE ME!!!!)
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Bad Romance Glee cast version (Well dang)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Rock God by Selena Gomez (I CANT HANDLE ALL THE ROCK)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I'm not gonna teach you're Boyfriend How to Dance with you Glee cast Version (I'll take that as a yes)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez (WHAT THE HECK droughts for EVERYONE muahahaha)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The Coolest Girl by Starkid ( POPULAR PEOPLE HURT )
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Animal Glee cast Version (WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO YEA THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!!!)
35 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
Funny and cute Stuff
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise And ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe that it's true, Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
(Cutest thing ever :D)
If your heart melted when you read this, copy and paste this on your profile c(:
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-If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
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-if you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile
-If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever ran into a parked car, copy this into your profile
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile
-If you have ever had a crazy laughing fit for no reason what-so-ever, copy this onto your profile
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.
-If you are one of the people who are in the 'weird' group and dont follow/go along with/ even like the 'it' girls, copy this onto your profile
-If you wish to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, copy this onto your profile
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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bold it if it has happened to you the copy and paste it on your profile
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (and on purpose sometimes too)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person(only everyday)
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (sometimes they think I'm high/on drugs :) and they're my bffls :P)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (only once a day!)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. (Ive done that ALL day Today)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Wow I got 91 out of 100. Copy and paste this onto your profile and try it out.
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile ║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh! ╚═╩═╩═╝
GUESS THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW BOUT ME AND BOUT LIFE
CEPT THAT I WRITE KLAINE,NEFF, AVPM AND, AVPS STORIES!!!!
I can't believe you people like the idiotic mess I write
I mean seriously r u people on drugs or something
oh well thanks for lovin me
by the way
WHAT IS A HUFFLEPUFF!!!