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Hey People of the Internet

OK wow that sounded lame well im DcrissCcolferSaiswordRedvine and I am a gleek ,starkid and a potterhead. So yeah I guess ill tell you some things bout me now

Fav Color


Fav Musicals

Wicked,In The Heights,AVPM,AVPS!

I Love

Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Glee, AVPM and AVPS!!!

Fav tv show


Fav Shipping


Fav Celebs

Chris Colfer

Darren Criss

Joey Richter

Amber Riley

Naya Rivera

Lauren Lopez


I am a proud Griffindor!!!

You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...

You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings

You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly

You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'

Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little *'

You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.

When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just * ruining my life.'

You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance

You know Dumbledore is REALLY supposed to have a Boston accent.

You always shout "I'M IN A RAGE!" when you get angry.

You know the Goblet of Fire is only a piece of cardboard.

You know all wizard farts sound like sneezes.

You know Umbridge looks like Voldemort.

You know Voldemort would be a tap dancer if he wasn't evil.

Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'

If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'

You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?

You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.

You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.

While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.

You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.

You know his full name is 'Draco you * little poofer.'

You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.

When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.

While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'

You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna

You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.

You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.

Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.

Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.

You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.

Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.

Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...

You don't disrespect the Umbridge.

You know Hermione can't draw.

You know Lupin can't sing.

While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'

While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.

You know Draco is good now.

When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'

Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.

You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.

When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.

You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.

You know it's not over yet.

You're making evil plans. With evil hands...

You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'

Centaurs can dance.

Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.

The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...

When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer


4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs


California Girls by Katy Perry (OOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYY)


Monster (well thats quite mean)


Somewhere only we now The Warblers Glee (We need a hideout)


Don't stop Believing Glee cast version (at least this one makes sense)


Sick of You by Selena Gomez ( IM SICK OF EVERYONE!!!!)


Rolling in the deep Glee cast version ( Im rolling like Malfoy!)


Halfway there (I like being close)


Forget you by CeeLoGreen ( I HATE MY BEST FRIEND )


Ghost of you by Selena Gomez (THE ONE I LOVE HAS DIED)


Off the chain by Selena Gomez (YESSSSSSS!)


I Want Candy ( LOL im gonna own a choco factory)


P.retty Y.oung T.hing Glee cast version (WELL THATS IRONIC!)


America Glee cast Version (UMMM OKAY?)


Party Bag (NNONONONONONO IM now mad at my IPod)


Time Warp Glee cast Version (they want to back in time to bring me back?)


Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne (But I'm Straight. *insert confused look* )


What goes around (OK RUMORS ARENT TRUE)


Scooby doo (HUH?)


To Have a Home by Darren Criss (I LIKE BEING HOMELESS!)


Tonight,Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae (I DONT WANNA DIE!)


Cooler than me by Mike Posner ( NERDYNESS IS COOL)


Munsters Theme (UMMM I had a halloween playlist i forgot to take off *facepalm*)


Any Kind of Guy (PEOPLE SCARE ME!!!!)


Bad Romance Glee cast version (Well dang)


Rock God by Selena Gomez (I CANT HANDLE ALL THE ROCK)


I'm not gonna teach you're Boyfriend How to Dance with you Glee cast Version (I'll take that as a yes)


A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez (WHAT THE HECK droughts for EVERYONE muahahaha)


The Coolest Girl by Starkid ( POPULAR PEOPLE HURT )



35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Funny and cute Stuff

One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise And ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe that it's true, Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

(Cutest thing ever :D)

If your heart melted when you read this, copy and paste this on your profile c(:

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-If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

-If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-if you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

-If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever ran into a parked car, copy this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever had a crazy laughing fit for no reason what-so-ever, copy this onto your profile

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are one of the people who are in the 'weird' group and dont follow/go along with/ even like the 'it' girls, copy this onto your profile

-If you wish to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, copy this onto your profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bold it if it has happened to you the copy and paste it on your profile

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (and on purpose sometimes too)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person(only everyday)

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (sometimes they think I'm high/on drugs :) and they're my bffls :P)

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (only once a day!)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. (Ive done that ALL day Today)

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Wow I got 91 out of 100. Copy and paste this onto your profile and try it out.

╔══╗ ║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music) ║(o)║ ╚══╝

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile ║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh! ╚═╩═╩═╝



I can't believe you people like the idiotic mess I write

I mean seriously r u people on drugs or something

oh well thanks for lovin me

by the way


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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lab Rats: boys unite by terboDC1980 reviews
Adam and Chase are alone in the malfunctioning house. The evil Marcus has sabotaged Eddy and they are in danger. They reveal their mutual affection, but can they save each other? Based on the season end where things are looking more dangerous. Lots of adventure and bionics, but M for some serious Chase/Adam slashiness. May be intense for younger viewers.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Adam, Chase, Marcus - Complete
The HummelAndersons by GryffindorCriss reviews
Sequel to Weekend with the Andersons. Well, it uses the same characters. Kurt and Blaine decide to start their own family. Laugh, Cry, and just fall in love with the Hummel-Andersons. Klaine, obviously. This story is dedicated to Cory Allen-Michael Monteith (1982-2013).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 150 - Words: 352,538 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
All Grown Up by legallyblained reviews
Not really a multi-chapter story. Just a few snapshots of Kurt and Blaine's family.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Misfits by boylikeme reviews
AU Story in which Will and Emma raise most of the Glee kids as their own. Most of the characters will pop up.. but knowing myself this will be mostly about Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 150,290 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H.
Change by mockingjay23 reviews
Kurt Hummel is a vampire, and has been ever since 1924. When Kurt gets bored of immortal life and decides to change things up a bit, he ends up at Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys where he meets Blaine, a boy who gives his life an interesting change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Past, Present, and Future by thisaccounthasbeendiscontinued reviews
Future Kurt and Past Kurt meet. Enough said. Crack fic, not meant to be taken seriously. *WARNING: currently on hiatus*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Boarding School and Super Powers by XxWithBrokenWingsXx reviews
Kurt is sent off to Dalton; a school for the unnatural and gifted. But will he be able to cope with still being different and special in a school full of 'freaks'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Power of DVD by 101EmilyRox reviews
After BICO. It's Christmas and Blaine had a strange present under the tree from one Sue Sylvester. The entire box set of Glee season 1 & 2! What are the Warblers going to do with them? Watch them of course! Basically, a Warblers-watching-Kurt fic. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If I Knew you were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake by 7895764757 reviews
Kurt is the personal assistant to Cooper Anderson. Every morning he visits a bakery owned by Blaine, who he doesn't know is Cooper's bother, to get breakfast and coffee for his boss. Blaine has a crush on Kurt, but has no idea he works for Cooper.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Get That Chance by IM08 reviews
AU. VERY loose canon. Kurt has abilities that he inherits from his mother, which makes life more interesting and challenging. Finn thinks its awesome. What will happen when he meets Blaine at Dalton? Klaine, with a supernatural twist. Now rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Meeting Again by ImAGleekxxx reviews
CrissColfer Fic- Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The New Member by redrosegal reviews
Real Person fic about the Glee cast. The cast gets a new addition, and friendships and new love blossom. Story is MUCH better than the summary.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Light at the End by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by UndercoverGleek reviews
The people of Glee have had enough with the fanfiction writers. They write letters to us wonderful writers, along with letter to Ryan Trollphy, random people, and to each other. Thanks 2 Kat shady for letting me use her idea. T for my dirty mouth and mind
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - New Directions
A Storm Named Nikki by bremela reviews
Nikki, the winner of a contest to spend a year at Dalton, is bursting in and shaking things up. And what happens when she befriends our famous Warblers? Rating may be subjected to change.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Don't Trip Off The Glitz by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
AU. In the pageant circut, Kurt Hummel was a legend: and male at that. Not many males won beauty pageants, but most males weren't Kurt Hummel. He's about to go to NYC when the worst thing possible happens: a car wreck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You are not alone by helookslikearedvine reviews
Crossover between glee and a childhood favourite. Matilda/klaine, because you can't get much better than kiddy Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Hunger Games by boylikeme reviews
Sue Sylvester has risen to power and thought of a cruel and deadly way to show the world how Glee clubs turned their members into weak and helpless beings. The Hunger Games but noone from the books is going to show up so I did not mark it a crossover
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
I Just Don't Want Her To Know by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel is new to McKinley. Rachel Berry-Anderon is his self-proclaimed best friend. Her twin brother, Blaine, is a whole diferent story. Can Kurt make Blaine his without unleashing the fury of his best friend/crush's sister?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Iris by TheInvisibleTeen reviews
Supernatural and hidden secrets Klaine in an AU. Superpowers and mythical beasts at 'Dalton School for the Gifted'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Am Your Son by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Kurt thinks Rory looks familiar. All too familiar. Almost When he goes to confront the boy about this, Rory makes a rather interesting and shocking revelation...and Blaine just thinks they're both crazy. Klaine and hints of future!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nobody's Home by nukagirl reviews
Blaine just wanted to go home, play his guitar and then go to bed. However, his father had completely different ideas, as he shoved the picture of Kurt and him kissing in Blaine's face. He finds himself homeless, broken and alone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,173 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Praying to a God that I Don't Believe In by SpookyClaire reviews
AU: Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are just two grieving widows whose spouses happened to die in the same plane crash. But when it appears their spouses were not as faithful as they thought their worlds collide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Merman: A Story of Change by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
A Klaine fic crossed over into Disney's "A Little Mermaid". Kurt is a merman prince in line for his own throne searching for something more than himself. What he doesn't know is that that something will manifest itself into the form of a human prince.
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,836 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Exploring the past by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
A gypsy at the fair takes the Warblers on wild ride to Kurt's past. KLAINE! Jeff/Nick! Disclaimer: I don't own glee! Please r&r! rated T. featuring baby kurt! Todler Kurt! and much more! little bit of angst for bullying.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Retroactive Reality by Jakia reviews
AU. The Glee kids are real, but so is their fanbase. A machine that can predict the future gets used to create a new reality show, and the glee kids are the stars. The problem? The things you see on tv haven't actually happened yet. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Family Resemblance by Bagting Hangin reviews
Klaine-centric randomness with a little Sunshine on the side.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scarlet Heart by YaoiIsLove reviews
To the outside world Dalton seemed like a regular exclusive private school, only Dalton had very strict entry policies. The only students admitted into Dalton were those who knew of vampires, were attacked by vampires, or worse, orphaned by them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
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My Gleeful life
A RPF on what i COMPLETELY WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME. the plot is mine so please don't steel that people. : PS i seriously plan on giving my script to ryan and doing what Amira does so thats why READ AND REVIEW! Amira is my O/C. Crisscolfer and Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Voldemort's Jar of Hearts reviews
A purely conversational script style Klaine implied fic where Voldemort/Karofsky is very i mean VERY confused With Harry/Blaine i suck at summeries
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Voldemort, Blaine A.
Uptown Boy reviews
A romeo and Juliet type story featuring two of our favorite Warblers Inside: song Uptown Girl genders changed , NEFF! Dont like dont read
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Nick, Jeff
A Very Glee Facebook reviews
well this is glee ON FACEBOOK the kids meet a few people say a few things and make a few AVPM/S refrences. I couldn't help but write it
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
AVPM Ginny's Song Klaine Style! reviews
A Crossover between my two favorite things AVPM/S and Glee! I saw some similarities so i wrote them down! First Fanfic be nice please or not i dont care just dond curse me out okay!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.