Season 4 finale spoilers. Chaos is inconsistent by nature... even when it would prefer to be consistent. Discord is afraid that his nature ensures he'll inevitably betray those he cares about again, someday, and he can't figure out how to stop himself.

How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.

Discord meets a human-in-Equestria Seventh Element. Except there is no such thing as a Seventh Element. When the Big Hero the world believes in is a universe-warping villain, sometimes a villain must step up to become a hero. Mocks the concept of Gary Stu, but not a comedy, and may get quite dark.

The life and times of the self-proclaimed God of Chaos. (Image from Nirac, "She Never Came Back", nirac at deviantart dot com, slightly edited because my child Discord had dark hair.)

GLaDOS was always fine with being the tester and not the test subject. But when an old face comes back and a new face threatens the balance of science she made for herself, she's forced to confront everything she'd shoved to the back of her databases.

GLaDOS and Caroline have formed an unlikely allegiance, and together test with the humans from the long lost vault. One Test Subject, however, leads to a terrible discovery, and the dark secrets of Aperture's past are revealed, as is its darker future.

Set after the episode Night Falls. When Rex is bitten by one of the werewolf EVOs while visiting Abuela, things start to get strange. With a monster on the loose and Providence agents winding up dead. Who's going to cure Providence's only cure? T for bood and profanity.

This is a compendium of snippets from future parts of my fics, or single-idea scenes where I don't know if I want to write the rest of the fic, or character practice scenes - basically anything pony that's out of its larger context, assuming there's going to be a larger context.

Celestia and Discord, as teens, flee their destroyed homeworld to a new world promised by a letter from Luna. But Discord can't escape his nature, nor Celestia her memories. Not related to any of my other fics, shares no continuity with anything.

The Gala is over, the first one since Luna's return from the moon. Tormented by guilt from having been Nightmare Moon, Luna walks into the garden to contemplate Discord's statue, and wonder if she made a horrible mistake all those centuries ago.

Humanstuck, Kurloz x Meulin, technically high school but not planning on doing anything with that. The cover image is used with permission from the artist homosexualpancakes. (tumblr).Kurloz and Meulin are dating and both musically talented, and you'll see from there. Alphas/betas are related. Also don't own hs. eventual trigger warnings.

"Three's A Crowd" endcap. In which Discord hates his life, Cadance is a bit of a troll, and Twilight learns an important lesson about friendship and the concept of negative vs positive attention. Also, a draconequus makes a tolerable kite when necessary. Rated T for a bit of risque banter.

After the Gala, Fluttershy pulls Discord aside for a talk. Neither of them are too happy about this.

Endcap to "What About Discord?" Twilight confronts Discord as to his true motives for getting her friends to exclude her.

Parcel Post, the long-missing mailpony who delivered Discord's ticket to the Gala, staggers into work to explain where he's been. Spoilers for "Make New Friends But Keep Discord", but not serious ones.

Six gets Holiday a Christmas present that eventually becomes his worst enemy. Perhaps next time he'll think twice when buying a cat. Holix. Oneshot.

GLaDOS pulled Chell back through the portal to space and back into Aperture, but she was too late. Left with a now dead test subject, GLaDOS decides to take up a new hobby. Slightly AU

The events of "Twilight's Kingdom" from Discord's POV. Originally a prologue to "No Escape From Yourself", but it turned waaaaay too long, so it's a story on its own now.

Just when she thought the adventure was over, GLaDOS finds herself thrust out of her facility and into a world she never knew existed - one containing undocumented species and unusual forces of nature called "magic". To study this world scientifically, she must first learn to control it, and find a way into a sealed-off lab hidden somewhere in her facility.

Dean watches twilight zone and everything escalates. Don't take this seriously omg it's the product of a tired mind at ungodly hours in the morning.

"I am trusting you-" Dean forced the words out past the strangling sensation in his throat- "I am trusting you with Sam's safety while I'm gone. I need you-" more constriction, and he was choking on the words- "I need you to take care of my brother."

"I've been working on a present for you. Well, 'technically' it's more of a medical experiment." After being released from the confines of Aperture, Chell is reminded that omniscient AIs rarely forgive. But they never forget.

Twilight, Discord and Spike are on Earth. Except it's Antarctica. And Equestrians lose their magic on Earth. And it's very, very, very cold in Antarctica.

Karkat got a piercing and Gamzee a place to live. KurGam. -Not entirely makaracest, seeing as in my story they're not related.. Might become M later on.

After the events of portal leftover aperture employees tried to save the intelligence and information residing inside of GLaDOS by downgrading her AI body to a smaller module. To increase movability it would be given a more proper body as used in the Atlas and P-body projects. The first body was a foot module that was stripped of its arms for employee's safety.

"Gamzee, open the door!" Karkat pounded on the door as hard as he could, looking over his shoulder at the injured sea-dweller who was slowly getting up, and his frenzy continued with a more mad rate. "GAMZEE! LET ME THE FUCK IN!" Eridan re-adjusted his glasses, and started walking towards Karkat staggeringly. "GAMZEE!" "Hey motherfucker." and the door opened.

What exactly happened between GLaDOS and Wheatley while he was one of her cores that makes her hate him so much? And why don't they seem to remember each other until the last second? Things may not have gone the way they seem to have gone... A Wheatley and GLaDOS friendship fic because yes! I believe they are compatible.

President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.

GLaDOS, bored without human test subjects, capture Wheatley to punish him for the events of Portal 2, but soon, something goes horribly wrong

"As they burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you..." GLaDOS was lying when she sang those words...right? AU, Android!Wheatley and Android!GLaDOS. Will include drabbles about all major scenes from Portal 2.

Nepeta has somehow gotten everyone to play truth or dare! let's see how this turns out. Warning: There might be pairings! O.O

"You've- You've dated?" asks the veteran with a half-choked laugh. He can believe that Sherlock has certain personal relations, with Molly, with Lestrade, and most certainly with Mrs. Hudson, but anything beyond an acquaintance, dare John consider the term "friend", baffles him. Sherlock can barely obtain "good flatmate" status.

The Disk Operating System that GLaDOS resides in have been changing, something that Wheatley did in Portal 2 creates a dangerous virus that could use its unlimited supply for knowledge to take over the world. Who can save the Enrichment Center now? In all of this suspense, just remember to Breathe.

Last wishes should always be fulfilled. Sometimes, this is easily accomplished. Other times, not so much. Human!Wheatley

In a mysterious, secretive foundation, 12 unusual individuals are considered too dangerous for society to know. Subject to inhumane treatment and torture, they can only dream of escape. Based of the SCP Foundation Wiki. More info inside.

She raised one black eyebrow at me and picked up a large metallic cube along with a white gun-type object. Perhaps she wasn't suicidal after all… "You're not from here are you?" I asked as if it wasn't already obvious.

I thought, what if the trolls had something sort of like a haunted house. You know how in some human neighborhoods, there is a house everyone avoids? Well here's the Alternian version of that. But there is more to this spooky story than just "it's creepy" you won't know the hidden secrets unless you dare to enter, the Haunted Hive.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

After getting shot and then arrested Freckle reflects on how Rocky didn't leave him when the police came. One shot.

GLaDOS was originally a human, that much is certain. How much humanity remained in her after she was transferred to a computational entity and dedicated to Science, however, is a lot more disputable. Rated for swearing.

It's not easy facing yourself in a fight; Rex Salazar will tell you that. But is all as it seems?

"She likes him. He's easily likable, if you can get around the accident-prone curse that seems to follow him and the occasionally idiotic statements that fall out of his mouth whenever he opens it. She doesn't care; she likes him, kind of in the way one might like a rather daft bird that can't comprehend the concept of a glass window." Wheatley/Curiosity if you're so disposed.

It's been one year since this"Incident"Rex keeps referring to.White became an evil tyrant and has put Rex on display in some sort of Evo museum.In this new time period Rex is now the only Evo left alive. Will he escape? and what happened to his friends?

Spin-off of ALaAS. Wheatley 'borrows' a camera and decides to give you weekly updates on the random happenings in the Average Aperture.

A picture's worth a thousand words, but two? Combined with birthdays, showers, and a troublsome monkey? There's not enough words in this universe.

He held the semi-concious Glados close to him, gently kissing her forehead as the scientists worked around them, preparing to hurt her again. He'd never let her know it, but there was something in his programing that just wanted her to accept him… And it had turned to a burning desire that he couldn't control. He needed her and she needed to be rid of him. WheatDOS drabble

You can always find a way back to Aperture Science, whether you want to or not. Reveiws are appreciated/begged for. Aside from a few headcrabs this story doesn't really connect at all to black mesa or half life.

Circe escapes from Providence to find herself sent on an unwanted journey to truth to all the mysteries that the Nanite Event left behind. And it just so happens that Rex is helping her. Will contain Circex later on. Rated T for language and violence.

He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.

Cute little one-shot drabble with Karkat and grubs.

GLaDOS has managed to scrape together some new test subjects as humanity begins its comeback. Wheatley is brought back from space to watch them. Although, it seems GLaDOS would rather test him. Eventual WheatDOS. Androids. Rated T for language.

GLaDOS sings Welcome to the Black Parade. Formerly titled "I Want You Gone."

"We can't do anything fun, so we've resorted to digging holes in the middle of the desert for no reason other than to keep ourselves busy!"

Rex and Van Kleiss get stuck in Aperture labs and meet up with an old friend of us gameplayers and an old enemy. Can they escape? Read on to find out... DISCONTINUED

Chell finds the once goddess of Aperture Science being pecked away at by a loathsome crow. Android!GLaDOS

Chell can't seem to find anywhere comfortable to sleep. Oneshot.

Caroline stuggles for Cave's affection, setting her ambitions on the back burner. She fights with her old self, who will eventually shine through when she is put into GLaDOS. Nobody expects her to be so unlike the her they knew. She's also kind of insane.

"'What was wrong about it, besides the fact that it was...' He waved his hand vaguely. 'Him'" Six and Holiday talk about a certain kiss. Takes place after Mind Games.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Voldemort doesn't know how he turned up here, but he doesn't like the sound of that voice taunting him for being an orphan. GLaDOS realizes that humans die the same. Total crack.

To study humans in their 'natural' habitat, GLaDOS and the gang, in human forms, go on a camping trip. However, they're really just going to get into trouble... as usual. Involving campfires, kidnapping, sugar, pranks, and suspicious fish.

GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues!

Day five zutara week 2011 Zuko abuse awkward

They say singing unites the world. Most people would agree. Six and Van Kleiss would kick your ass for even mentioning it. ONESHOT.

Despite her need for order, her name is synonymous with "broken". Could Rex be the one to finally heal her? Rex/Breach

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.

In which Rex slowly drives Six insane. Oneshot.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.

What if Katara hated Zuko, but loved the Blue Spirit? How will Zuko make her love him for him? Zutara fic. some TophAang, SokkaSuki

Zutara. My version of Book 3: Fire. Zuko didn't betray Iroh. Aang finds a Firebending master and a student of his own. Find out what happens as Sozin's comet draws nearer and the fate of the world rests with the Avatar and his friends. Story's better. R&R

One shot. Taang!

After the fall of Ba Sing Se Katara and Toph decide to rescue Iroh.When Katara is saved by a mysterious man without the knowledge of his identity, but what will happen when she find out who he really is?Now upgraded to a chapter fic! Zutara![Bluetara]

Set in the Zuko's joined the Gaang universe. The Gaang come across a statue of Ozai while stopping in a town, Zuko has a flashback... etc. Zutara if you squint. Rated T for desciptive violence and implied child abuse

Katara,the gaang, and Zuko go to a ball. This one has a little twist to it. Katara and The blue spirit met in a maze.Katara falls and getts knocked out, lets see what the blue spirit dose.......

With the help of my trusty Universal Remote, I must navigate my way through the first two seasons of Avatar to knock some sense into Zuko, and anyone else who gets in my way, for being such a nasy traitor. Of course, I mess up a few things along the way.

Long Oneshot Zutara. Characters may be a little darker than usual. That's just how it came out. Readers are appreciated. Reviewers are adored.

Sequel to Hate. There's a thin line between love and hate. How do you know when you've crossed it? Zutara

After all I've put you through...how could you risk your life for mine' 'Because I couldn't leave you there.' It's a rescue that turns into something more. Zutara

Katara loves winter, but Zuko's not so enthusiastic... Written for the Zutara100 C2

A twist on the standard zutara.Who gets captured by whom?