Hiya; welcome to my profile. My name is
I like to read pokemon TF fanfics and generally enjoy Zelda, Warcraft, 1/2 Prince and Fullmetal Alchemist fics too, however I do go out of these types of fics but they are the most frequent of my stories I read. I don't have any stories and I don't intend to.
(Oh! and reading fanfics feed my soul, nom nom nom)
And i will add more cra-erm I mean information soon-ish...
Now on with the copypasta!
(of which i do not own nor do i take credit for)
Things I may not do in Hyrule:
1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.
2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.
3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.
4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Ganondwarf." Having not done this, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.
5. Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffiene.
6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.
7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this ammusing.
8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.
9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;"
10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.
Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times.
2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.
3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")
4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.
5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."
6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.
7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"
8. Try to kill your own shadow.
9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.
10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.
Well see you next time you check my profile...