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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

The Walrus and The Carpenter Lewis Carroll

(From Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

See, I LOVE that Poem, but it's really much too long. So I just put up that part. If you want to read it for some reason, look it up... so worth it. Course, I could put something else, but that'd be too long AND take WAY too much effort and therefore I'll just do this and it's all good.

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Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Perfectly Opposite by Shannon Ridley reviews
Buffy Summers is engaged to the perfect man and there's nothing to stop her from marrying him and having the perfect life. That is, until she meets his brother.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Next Time Around by TWbasketcase reviews
Monday came and nothing changed. 5 teens can't find the courage to like who they want to like and they are lower than ever. What happens when they land in detention again, 1 year later?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,210 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
What if by TakingBackSunday reviews
Completed. Sentenced to life in Azkaban Draco contemplates immensely. A night of 'what ifs' grants him a glimpse of another life. He fell asleep an unattached bachelor and wakes up with a wife and kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ShiverA Foaly Story by Sylvia's Paperweight reviews
Foaly is stricken by a terrible disease. A mysterious force that may affect both the human and the fairy world becomes unstable. And Foaly may not be there to help...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2004
Artisan Cliff by Nuyaviel reviews
holly is captured by a newspaper office during a catastrophe when a troll wandered into disneyland... root asks artemis and butler for help in rescuing her, and unfortunately - or fortunately - artemis comes with lianne, a female classmate.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003
Grief, Subject to Change by Primadonna reviews
AU as of the middle of "The Gift". Dawn dies instead, and Buffy and Spike leave the country.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unidentified by gracie5 reviews
It's Hermione's last year at Hogwarts and she had a decision to make- to either stay in the wizarding world or to return home to her family. Along the way, she has to discover who her true friends are, and realizes that the unexpected should always be exp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Artemis Fowl: Operation Rainbow by Princess Angel1 reviews
Alicia Angel, sophisticated, aloof. Artemis Fowl, dangerous, scheming. Both brilliant criminal masterminds, but formidable opponents. What will happen when they have to unite (or rather, Artemis forces her to) uncover a powerful legend??? Plz R+R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002
Walking Wounded by Primadonna reviews
AU set 3 years after "As You Were". Everyone comes back to help Buffy in the biggest apocalypse yet. Very cryptic beginnings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
The Innocence of Youth by Kitty Rainbow reviews
When he is enrolled in primary school fiveyearold Artemis encounters difficulties in the form of jealous classmates. If he is to get through unscarred, he must learn to survive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Artemis F.
Condolences by Primadonna reviews
FINISHED!Spike's reaction to the death of the Slayer before Buffy, circa October 1994. He's told something he doesn't want to hear...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Spike, Drusilla
SILENCIO by Fojiao2 reviews
Spike can't speak because of a bet with Buffy, but it just allows her to hear his heart more clearly. COMPLETE. Spoilers through "Older and Far Away" (Season Six).
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
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Conversations with a Dead Man reviews
After Angel looses his soul, Buffy goes to the mansion intent on killing him, but she meets Spike instead.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Spike, Buffy S.
Taken reviews
Buffy is taken one night on patrol, the same night, Spike is taken outside a demon bar, but who has them and what do they want with the vampire and the slayer?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,434 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
Running Away reviews
Set right after season 2. For Buffy, there's nothing left in Sunnydale for her, now that Angel is gone, for Spike, he just needs to get away from what he did. So they both set out on a journey that will no doubt change them both.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,889 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
A Rhapsody of Seven reviews
When Things go wrong in Hermione's life she takes solace in the least expected person. Unfortunately, now that they've...ahem indulged, they have to deal with the consequences. And since this isn't FairyTale land, their Happily Ever After may take a while
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,354 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bending Parameters reviews
Set S5 directly after 'Fool for Love'. As a Slayer Buffy's veiw of the world is simple. Hellgods,demons,Vampire's with no souls:BAD, everything else:GOOD, simple. That is until something comes along to shake things up...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Dialogue reviews
Hermione and Draco swap words, opinions, insults and spit. [Third in the Requirement Series]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bothered reviews
He is carved out of ice, he knows that not to be disppointed means not to have any hopes in the First place. Welcome to the mind of the ferret, the cynic and the bothered. [Companion Piece to 'Vices', Second in the Requirement Series]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Biandrinum Potion reviews
The Biandrinum potion is used as magical adheisive, however, when used on humans it has some very strange effects. When a misguided attmept to sabatoge the Gryffindor Prefect goes awry two unwilling students must cope with the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Amsterdam reviews
A post Hogwarts set fiction, cenered around Oliver Wood and how he would spend some down time from being star keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Oliver W.
Vices reviews
Everyone has vices, everyone has demons, everyone has an addiction. Even the most sensible, the most conservative and the most unlikely. [First in the Requirement Series]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2005
Trapped in Ice reviews
What if Hermione wasn't a Mudblood? What would she do if suddenly, she is thrust in a world she could only dream about? she didn't choose this, it just happened and now she has to cope with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.