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Joined 08-27-11, id: 3201504, Profile Updated: 03-17-15
Author has written 11 stories for Adventures of Tintin, and EastEnders.

Oh dear. I finally managed to get my account open and I've just discovered how long it's been since I've updated anything here. If you were one of the lovely readers who sent a PM offering support, thank you! I did get them, but only just this minute because I haven't been able to log in (new computer, forgotten password, you know the story). I would like to apologize for dropping off the radar with no warning, but I will be back soon (I hope) to continue/finish Tintin in Tibet and hopefully a few more stories too. But not to worry: I'm still alive and writing, but with University now it's gotten a bit harder and my time appears to disappear quite often. Again, very sorry! Thank you for reading. :)


Stories in my Modern!Tintin series: (chronological order)

Tintin in Paris - Completed

Tintin in the Democratic Republic of Congo: up-coming

Tintin in Paris 2 - up-coming

The Crab with the Golden Claws -Completed

The Shooting Star - In Progress

The Secret of the Unicorn - Completed

Red Rackham's Treasure - up-coming

Tintin and Alph-ARt - Completed (if you read no other stories in the series, read this. Written as a stand-alone)

Valkyrie -Completed

Stand-alone: Marlinspike Hall - eine Symphonie des Grauens


The original author of Modern!Tintin. Accept no substitutes!



Also writing random Chryed. :D

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Silent Night by The Hmuff reviews
COMPLETED! R&R! While a monstrous blizzard sweeps over Belgium, a man is killed at Marlinspike Hall. One of the five strangers trapped inside the Hall is the murderer. With no escape, Tintin must find out which one, before everybody is killed— and must also choose between following his conscience, or the law. WARNING violent/disturbing scenes
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,660 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
A Carefree Young Man by Skeexikx reviews
Tintin is attacked and assaulted. Is he be able to recover without losing sight of who he is? And will he find the security he desperately needs? RAPE. Non/con, hurt/comfort, angst. TintinxHaddock.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
The Cabin Boy by Bianca Castafarina reviews
WARNING: Violence. Rape. Tintin signs up as a cabin boy on the Karaboudjan and gets trapped in a "love" relationship with Allan, a sociopathic predator, realizing too late how unhealthy it is for him. Will Captain Haddock, a seemingly hopeless drunk, manage to regain control of his own ship and stop the crimes of his First Officer?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Tintin - Complete
Tintin Drabbles: Only Him by Xx Ryo xX reviews
A collection of Drabbles/Vignettes revealing small insights to Tintin's life and character. They're relatively short at the start from 1-7, but they do get progressively longer. Thank you for reading these! Feedback and reviews are greatly appreciated!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
Shipper on Deck by Kei the Average reviews
A silly story in which Captain Haddock finds out about one of Tintin's more guilty pleasures.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Tintin, Thomson and Thompson - Complete
Wonder Boy by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
That's what Allan called him; though looking on him now Allan could see very little about him that was wonderful at all. oneshot
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Tintin - Complete
Tintin in the Ottoman Empire by Bianca Castafarina reviews
Calculus invents a time machine that accidentally catapults Tintin into the year 1480. He lands in Italy and from there is abducted to Constantinople. Haddock and Snowy try to find him. No slash, no Mary Sues, no romance! Just plain good, old adventure.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Tintin
The First Fireworks by Xx Ryo xX reviews
The first time he sees them as a child, and what leads on from that when he grows up. It's an explanation about his past, and how it shows in his present. Reviews and constructive criticism are fairly welcome! Thank you for reading! If you do read it.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Tintin
Blue Shirt by TrickyTiara reviews
Tintin and Haddock look around Marlinspike Hall for Tintin's trademark shirt because it is lost.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Nearly by Kissy Fishy reviews
The professor recalls the day he lost his hearing.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Cuthbert Calculus - Complete
That Elf by probablyquantum reviews
Hawke learns that Fenris has some hang-ups about jealousy. Also, rich people can be rude. Set during Act III. M!Hawke/Fenris Slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Did I Ever by Aynslesa reviews
The Chantry is destroyed. Kirkwall lies in flames. As the final battle looms before them, three men contemplate their hearts, and their futures. M!Hawke/Fenris, Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Long Live General Tapioca by Expecting Rain reviews
In San Theodoros, Tintin is captured by General Tapioca and sentenced to death by firing squad. What thoughts run through his mind as he waits to be rescued? And how will his friends survive if they don't get there in time?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tintin, Chang - Complete
John ConnollyAngel and Louis lemon! by XxXIch liebe DeutschXxX reviews
This is a gay lemon about Angel and Louis from John Connolly's booksthe best characters ever WARNING GRAPHICAL!
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
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Tintin in Tibet reviews
An airplane crash devastates Tintin's world, but can he do the impossible and bring a friend back from the dead? Modern!Tiintin
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock, Chang
Life As We Know It reviews
An on-going series of shorts and scenes from the Tintin universe. Prompts accepted. Mostly Modern!Tintin but you never know.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013
Valkyrie reviews
When a young woman goes missing in Amsterdam, Tintin finds himself teaming up with an old enemy to find her. With everyone hiding something, where can the truth be found? AU - Modern!Tintin. No slash.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,778 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Marlinspike Hall: eine Symphonie des Grauens reviews
It's two days to Halloween. There's a fair in the garden; the archaeologist in the back field; the ghost-hunters are in the parlour and a vengeful vampire wandering the corridors of Marlinspike Hall, and he's not very fond of the wall paper. Can Tintin do anything to lay this spirit to rest? Featuring no vampires at all.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
The Secret Of The Unicorn reviews
Direct continuation of my Modern!Tintin story The Shooting Star. Now featuring pirates and an exciting fight! Modern!Tintin retelling of the classic Herge adventure. Rating changed for naughty language.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tintin - Complete
The Shooting Star reviews
Modern!Tintin update of the classic Tintin adventure.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,784 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
You've Been Served reviews
The Captain played a prank on Tintin; Tintin gets his own back. Cue the series of escalating practical jokes. Modern!Tintin; AU; No Romance/Slash; comedy; may contains traces of bromance and supreme childishness.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Captain Haddock
The Crab With The Golden Claws reviews
Modern!Tintin retelling of The Crab With The Golden Claws. The main story elements remain the same, but everything has been updated to modern times, including language, technology, places, and political situations. COMPLETE!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Perfect Fit reviews
Christian and Syed spend the night together before Christian's six week trip to the Canary Islands. Cue lots of sex and a little bit of humour mixed in with some intense adorability.
EastEnders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Christian C., Syed M. - Complete
Tintin in Paris reviews
A runaway orphan leaves Belgium and ends up in Paris, where he works his way up from delivery boy to international reporter. Set before the start of the series: modernised.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Tintin, Snowy - Complete
Tintin and Alph Art An Imagining reviews
My interpretation of the unfinished final Tintin story. Set in an updated, modern world complete with cool phones, gadgets and Facebook. I hope someone enjoys reading this as much as I'm enjoying writing it. - NO SLASH! Sorry!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete