I will beta-read, proof-read, give HTML help. If you ask nicely. I will not provide slave labor, democratic propoganda (or anyother type of propoganda for that matter), or free strawberry lollies. I will not turn anymore people into vampires either. They made me stop. *tear* Anna was 'The Last Vampire' so to speak. Maybe Fenris will make you a werewolf if you ask nicely. Maybe. Or maybe Fenris will rip you to shreds.

Like most people here I want to write when I grow up. But I have a low self-esteem (and good grammar, for the most part) so I want to be an editor, actually. Preferably for fiction. If not I will be hiding in my cellar with a dagger (not a shotgun, that'd be too cliche) waiting for 'them' to come for me.

*Please not that I've delted a lot of my old fics, especially the poems because they did not comply to rules and I didn't want my account deleted.*

Fics Last Updated 2/2/03

Eventually I will be finishing/updating How Harry Met Sally, Erm, Lily and A Chain of Iron Thorns. Haven't been updating these much because I hate the former, and love the latter, though it's extremely hard to write. (I find it easier to write backwards, which means the next chronological chapter won't be done for a bit.)
Emmy and I have also co-authored some stories under the pen name Leopard Guitar if you'd like to read those.

Just one last thing, please. As I re-read some of my fics today I was astounded. Some of them were so good I didn't believe I was the one who wrote them, meanwhile others were so awful I wished I hadn't written them. I think I've grown a lot as an author in my years here. So please, if you come along a bad fic consider the fact that I started off as a [very] mediocre author.