Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.

Hermione comes to realize as she grows, there are some things best left unsaid... like the fact that she has seen people with chains going through holes in their chests since she was very young.

Bleach/HP xover. Toshiro Hitsugaya learns first-hand the cruel side of Wizarding Britain. Can Harry Potter teach him about the good? After nearly 3 years, Chapter 35 is UP! Harry learns a pivotal fact about his past that will forever alter his future.

After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc

When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.

A sequel to my first story, Puppy Dog Tales. This piece depicts the return of Nico to England, this time with a slightly different plan. Four years older and prepared beyond his first venture, Nico is on a mission, and he, for one, isn't happy about it.

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Ichigo is kidnapped by the School, and has wings grafted onto his back. He meets the flock when they come to rescue Angel, and they go on a series of adventures together. -mostly on the MR side, but some Bleach stuff too- -Fax and Ichiruki- not romantic

The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!

ChallengefromTheInfamousMan: In life, Naruto Uzumaki was left alone by those he called 'friends'. In death, Coyote Starrk loss all reason to keep fighting. But he discovered others like him. With a given chance, this wolf has a new purpose. StarrkXGuess

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

The war for Britain's wizarding world is lost before it could be fought. But despite everything, despite death tied so intricately to life throughout Harry's existence, he finds himself alive- and the champion of two worlds.

Before Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. Crack fic.

Naruto died during the Chuunin Exams but woke up only to find he still have his Shinigami powers and was still in the exams. Side pairings, NarutoXKyuu, NarutoXOC

[DO NOT GIVE ANY REVIEWS] Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view them as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath?

It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.

Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

Betrayed by the Wizarding World, Harry is sentenced for execution...but the Veil isn't an execution tool. Thrust into Alagaesia, how will Harry cope with new pressures for being a Rider? Post-DH.

Harry's 6th Year at Hogwarts isn't going as well as he'd like it to. Slughorn, Voldemort, and a weird new student called Nico di Angelo all add up to a massive headache for the BWL. What he doesn't know is this is just the calm before the storm. Can Harry manage to trust Nico when he needs his help most? ABANDONED FOREVER

AU; When two very different boys go to Hogwarts, nobody would think that they were twins. Charlus Potter is the spoiled Gryffindor BWL raised by his parents, and Harry Potter is a down to earth Ravenclaw, raised by Death. Wrong BWL, Full Summary Inside.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems

The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.

The Gatekeepers and Truths always stood alone, guarding their Gates, never interfering with humans. But when mortals become too self-destructive, they are sent out to stop the worlds from unraveling, no matter the cost. Nothing comes without a price...

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

What is Life after Death...? On the day of Naruto Uzumaki's birth, a terrible catastrophy struck that brought forth the very Essence of Death itself. Now with the help of a Watchful Cat, watch as young Naruto learns to grow with the Powers and Responsibilities entrusted to him, becoming the Elemental Nation's first ever Shinigami Shinobi. Pairings NaruXYoruX Undecided

Everyone knows Harry Potter grew up at the Dursley's right?Well what if that was just a big lie and Harry grew up somewhere else but no one knew. Who exactly is Harry Potter? Slightly Evil Dumbledore

Percy felt abandoned at camp, so he left. Now he is back, four hundred years later and he is very different. He is Chaos's assassin, defender of the universe. He has been for the last three hundred years, But what about the hundred years in between.

When Harry vanishes off the face of the Earth, Europe crumbles into anarchy. Now, with Voldemort in charge, can Hermione and Ron trust a red dragon and his Rider to help them save their world? H/R, H/G

Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? The more reviews, the more I add. Adopted by Zsugami Alba

Ichigo Kurosaki and Masaki Kurosaki were saved from Grand Fisher by a man with blond hair, he introduces himself as Naruto Uzumaki, brother of Isshin Kurosaki. Naruto isn't normal by any means of the word, poor Ichigo found that out the hard way.

When you mold together wizards, Greeks, and Romans, things are bound to turn out chaotic. Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter arrive just in time to participate in the Triwizard Tournament...well, let's just say that some things are best left undiscovered. / 5/25/14: Now being rewritten.

When in London on vacation, Percy is mistaken for Harry and dragged away by Death Eaters. At the same time, the Order "rescues" Annabeth and hides her at Hogwarts to protect her. After SoN and during 6th year. 1st Fanfic, so no flames please

Reports come to the Gotei 13 of a wizard who split his soul seven times, Hitsugaya is sent undercover to remove him, but things become complicated when Aizen allies himself with the dark wizard.

ON HOLD...Evangeline. A 3093 year old that looks 11 and known as the dragon princess is sent to Hogwarts. Along with her dragons, swords, and new found friends what could possibly go wrong. nothing. Well until Galbatorix joins voldemort.

He had long forgotten his past life as Uzumaki Naruto yet now after a decision made by Kami he will be forced to relive his life to fix his one mistake. At least he gets to keep his powers but... Why did the Shinigami King have to help him fix it! Abandoned.

One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.

Larten Crepsley and Darren are taken from their comfy place in paradise and are placed in a strange time and place. What does destiny have in store for them? What do you think? Should I keep going? Review! and please don't kill me...

IMPORTANT! THIS CROSSOVER CONTAINS CHARACTERS FROM: THE LOST HERO, PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS, MAXIMUM RIDE, THE SECRETS OF IMMORTAL NICHOLAS FLAMEL, and THE RED PYRAMID Everything has happened based on the latest books that came out

Already powerful enough to shatter mountains with the swing of a sword, Ichigo finds himself the recipient of yet more power, and trouble to boot.

When a British Shinigami named James Potter informs the Gotei-13 that Aizen is still alive, they must send their finest to eliminate the mastermind. Somewhere along the way, their path crosses with wizards, and they find the true extent of Aizen's evil.

A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...

Harry Potter has gone missing. Fang finds out the details about his life. Fang and Harry are one and the same. Bye bye Max's sanity! At least,if there was any left. T for safety, violence, and Max's attempts at evil laughter. Clean language!

Nico is back, and he's on the hunt for horcruxes. But when the Chamber of Secrets is opened, and the monster set free, what will the Son of Hades choose, his mission, or his friends?

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

Nico has suffered during his time as Gaea's prisoner. To heal him Hecate sends him on a 'vacation' after he does her a favor, but the vacation doubles as a quest, the guy he saved for Hecate won't leave him alone, and his cousin is coming as a chaperon.

Ulquiorra Cifer has never been emotionally connected to anything. However when chains of his past drag him down into the wizarding world, he can't help himself to feel slightly interested in his past life.

"I don't believe in ghosts." scoffed Annabeth. When Percy and the gang ends up making a fatal mistake by betting to spend the night in the forest, in a little cottage. A haunted one, in which no soul returns alive. Rysa Cottage. Read at your own expense..

Naruto won the war but at a price: he's now the Hyakubi no Ookami and the Nations have perished. One day, he meets Rangiku and a relationship forms between them. How will Soul Society react to this Deity-type demon? Rating may change later. Naruharem

When Sirius Black fell through the Veil, he was expecting fluffy clouds and angels. Suddenly he's plunged into the world of the shinigami, and quickly gets caught up in their troubles. The wars of both worlds are about to take a sudden turn for the worse, and Sirius is right in the middle of it all.

Jace is sceptical of magic; it's a dark and elemental thing. So what happens when he and his friends receive letters from Hogwarts? Rated T cause I'm cool like that. COWRITTEN WITH SPECIAL-ROCK!

Naruto has been hiding something from Konoha. He's been hiding his heritage and bloodline. But at the VOTE when Naruto tries to get Sasuke to come back he decides enough is enough, watch out and Fear the King! Naru/Hina/harem Challenge from InFamous Man DEAD

Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.

Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus

He had died. Died at the hands of the people he had protected. All for bringing the traitor home. So few loved him. So many hated him. In the darkness, he would grow stronger, and one day return anew. Not as a man or demon...but as a GOD! THE HOLLOW GOD!

A strange boy with a mysterious past comes to Hogwarts. Something's different about him. He's hiding something, something unbelievable... Can Darren survive magic school on top of his other responsibilities? Spoilers

Naruto wakes in the Soul Society. he can't remember how he died nor anything about his life beyond a few names and faces. all he knows is the pain within his gut. as if something is missing. Watch as he fills in this void by becoming a Shinigami. Naru/?

There are some things that are unknown to others. Most people think that they know Uzumaki Naruto quite well. Or do they? Learning that he was a spy was one thing. But discovering that he's also a Shinigami is another thing.

Part 3 of the Mortal Conversion series. They've traded up the FBI for an even more powerful enemy. They will have to be smarter, stronger, and faster than ever before to avoid this new threat, and face the consequences of giving in to the wolf.

Szayel is dead-again-but that's hardly the end of his tale. A spirit he swallowed when still a new-ish Hollow starts acting up in his final moments and gives him a chance to make a fresh start in a different, fascinating world. NO BASHING/PAIRINGS

Alternate to the original chapter posted, less nonsense but still mostly just silly. Alex the Pokemon Trainer is born and the world trembles in terror and laughter.

Naruto died in the world of the living. As a lost soul, he is taken in by Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto to become a shinigami and the future successor of the Yamamoto clan. Little does he realise that his existence has shaken the foundation of the world.

Hades had the brilliant idea to send Nico on a Guardian Angel Mission to someone who cannot be saved, and doesn't want to be. When Tom Riddle is eleven years old, he gets two visitors in one day. And one just keeps on visiting. Time skips, Oneshot.

While listening to Draco and Hermione argue Harry comments on their repressed sexual desires and his plans to rule the world with a hamster army.Basically Harry on crack

Because some students cannot go one week at school with out getting into trouble or ending up in the infirmary. Nygus and Chrona are over worked as it is. So please read the guidelines and stop pissing off Death the Kid!

Trapped inside the body of Harry Potter, Ichigo struggles to hide himself as an ordinary person, but that task may be impossible as the wizarding world comes knocking on the door of number 4 Privet Drive. Can Ichigo survive in a world of magic?

2017-2018 school year. A new era, a new villain, three new heroes: Rose, Scorpius, and Albus. Three different stories. Follow them as they go through their first year, as they discover their true identity and the weight of their destiny.

Naruto and Shikamaru are hired by Dumbledore for different tasks during Harry's fifth year. watch how differently things will turn out when you throw shinobi into the picture. Will Be Undergoing repairs to plot holes.

The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.

In which Darren screams tacos, Harkat has control over time, Mika is a therapist, Larten talks about the wonders of friendship, and Paris is a pedophile. COMPLETE CRACK. Now ongoing too!

Hecate decides she wants Nico to help end Voldemort, thrusting him into the wizarding world. Which would be fine, if he wasn't thrown into a tangled web of lies and deceit to hide his identity. Kids, meet Nico di Angelo,supposed Son Of Voldemort.

Seretei takes a sudden interest in the world of magic and files an investigation. Ichigo is once again pulled into the pandemonium of things along with Rukia and Toshiro as they're sent to Hogwarts. What danger hides behind the curtains of Hogwarts?

What if Dumbledore and Aizen, the respective manipulators of Harry Potter and Bleach, had a conversation with each other with no prior knowledge of the other's existence? This is my answer to that question.

The bleach characters have turned up in Hogwarts! They must be up to something devious! Ron is jealous of Byakuya and is scared of Hitsugaya! What does Harry make of all this? They're all having lessons together, another crazy year at Hogwarts!

It's been a long time since Oceanus last touched these shores, the stranger said.

Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.

Karakura has visitors. Ichigo and Harry are both visited in their dreams by a strange figures, and immediately question the the other group. Both sides don't trust each other, but may have to to avoid an impending war. IchiRuki, Ishihime, Hinny,ect.

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

AU- Harry Potter recieved more than his Mother's protection the night of Voldemort's attack. He has awakened a power that will one day change the course of the war. Harry Potter/Bleach Crossover. ON HIATUS.

Harry chooses not to return to the land of the living the day of the Battle at Hogwarts. How will this effect those he left behind? *Harry is Ulquiorra fic*

After giving Ichigo the means to end the Winter War, Harry Potter must return to his time to end the one he left behind. But how will his loved ones deal with a Harry that is no longer Harry? Harry is arrancar fic.

The Percy Jackson gang end up being dragged along to Ireland with Rachel's famly. And who should they come across while fighting a group of people who kidnapped them? Why, the Skulduggery Pleasent gang of course. Sorry for the rubbish summery people.

Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.

Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic

What happens when fifteen delicious looking cupcakes full of a strong love potion are placed in different places around Soul Society, Karakura Town, and Los Noches? An interesting mix of chaos.

Naruto dies in the last days of the Fourth Shinobi World War. Upon his death he is transformed into a hollow. Then he seeks to overthrow Aizen. Arrancar/Espada! Naruto. On Hiatus for the time being.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

After the Arrancar War, Ichigo is alone and apathetic about his life, until a mysterious stranger gives him the chance to do it all over again. Watch as Ichigo goes back to protect his loved ones from their destinies.

Harry is about to start his fourth year at Hogwarts school and little does he know that the Triwizard Tournament is this year or that there is going to be some new interesting students... No pairings.

This is the incident that banned anyone from giving Naruto coffee. He was hyper already, now what?

Captured by Wizard and not entirely sure if he's still sane, Darren pieces together the mystery of the Vampaneze Lord. Crossover. One Shot.

It takes but a few bold moves by arrogant fools and the vengeance carried out by those wronged, to reveal all the skeletons and strip away nearly every ounce of respect and trust Konoha ever had. And for the three wronged...life uncaged sounds sweet.

I mean, yeah, I did end up hitching with Tallahassee after knowing him for a full minute and a half, but for God's sake, the man had a love affair with Twinkies. These guys looked like looked like they killed zombies as an Olympic sport.

Everybody goes vacationing in "Canadia" and hilarity ensues. Lots of OC's. Possible fluff. Pairings: Jace/Clary, Fang/Max, Alec/Magnus. Co-written by Shay Is A Beast. Yeah, we can spell Canada. But the use of the term "Canadia" will be explained.

Ichigo and Rukia recieve orders in Ginsei City, while Alchemist Army activity begins to step up. What happens when two paranormal worlds of battle collide?

When Yuzu and Karin receive strange, owl-delivered letters, old alliances are rekindled and new enemies are made, and a certain icy Captain is conned into looking after them. Set in the fifth year. Chapter 15 up.

Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!

Dumbledore seems to have the ability to tame Urahara, and the reporters from Seireitei Communication are determined to find out why. Two-shot

After Ichigo finishes off Aizen, the man offers him to continue his adventure in another place, knowing that Central 46 would kill him for his power. Join Ichigo as he sails through a new universe in a galaxy far far away

A certain Psychotic Captain ends up on a foreign world where Apes rule and Humans are slaves...things are gonna get ugly

Unohana always gets what she wants. And right now she wants Zaraki to get a flu shot.

Kyuubi wasn't meant to be sealed in a baby, but intervention of two spiritual beings change Yondaime's plans. NarutoBleach crossover Don't own anything in here. Title choosen by almost 60%

One-shot cross-over with Eragon and Maximum Ride. Angel meets Elva, the two mind-readers of the two series. Read and Review, please. Rated T to be safe.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

Through pain and misery, he was given power. Through sadness and fear, he was given strength. Now, Naruto stands, as the first person to be gifted with the eyes of a Shinigami.

Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic

Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.

A jutsu has unforseen consequences and Sasuke finds himself with a conscience who won't mind it's own business. "Teme, I expected to pull the Snake bastard out, but I never thought I’d pull myself in." Sasuke-centric, Naruto-centric, Time-travel, No Pairi

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Because he didn't survive. Not really. HPxBleach xover oneshot, arrancar!Harry. Rating for gore and disturbing imagery.

Renji and Rukia are doing wonders for Ichigo's education. Particularly in the alcohol and sex areas.

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

What happens if an arrancar is killed before it can release? Nothing, usually, but Ichigo was far from your usual opponent. Short, speculative, post Hueco Mundo oneshot, with elements of AU.

What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.

Once upon a time, a boy who was met a cat that wasn't. Things sort of snowballed from there ... but hey, he's not complaining. AU cowritten with Griever

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.

One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.

12 short shorts about shinigami and their swords.

If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!

Oneshot. Anyone ever notice that Itachi twitches everytime someone says the name, 'Sasuke? Kisame sure did.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Discontinued. Djinn:Harry. Harry is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit but is rescued by the friends nobody else knows about. The Djinn. Follows the story of Harry's escape and his attempts to carve a home for himself and his friends.