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Joined 12-27-00, id: 32038
Author has written 28 stories for Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme), Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

05 January 2007

Hello! Your resident crack-fic-dealer here. I specialise in Harry Potter slash, namely of the Remus/Sirius, Snarry and Harry/Draco varieties, but I do occasionally dabble in other genres and fandoms.

In real life, I'm an small-to-average 21 year old girl, studying in France (c'est pourquoi j'ecris en francais de temps en temps). I'm an art student, so besides writing fanfic I also draw fanart. (If you're interested, head over to my LJ - I love meeting new people!) However, being in uni does take time away from fandom, so as you'll have noticed, I haven't really been around lately. Plus, as my boy likes to point out, I'm like a hyperactive squirrel, meaning that I get distracted by shiny things, or start new stories. I'm not going to abandon all my older fics, though, so don't fret. :)

A quick summary on the statuses (stati?) of my fics...

In (if extremely slow) Progress :

You Can Ride My Broomstick Any Day, Harry (SS/HP) - I love writing this, so I'm not about to leave it hanging. I just like to make sure each chapter is sufficiently long and somewhat entertaining, and that does take time. But it will be written!

On Hiatus :

Sing It Again! (HP/DM) - I do also love writing this one, but I've been slightly out of touch with the Harry/Draco fandom of late, so my inspiration is a bit lacking. But again, this will be written, when I have time to devote to re-immersing myself in the glory that is HD.

On Indefinite Hiatus, Possibly To Be Rewritten, Also Possibly Never To Be Continued :

Through The Looking Glass (AU Buffy-verse) - I am fond of this, but it's been ages since I've poked at it (or anything in the BtVS fandom, for that matter), so I might have lost the plot, as it were.

Puppy Love - Lunar Love / Stargazing (RL/SB) - As much as I love fluff, and the pups, this does make me cringe when I look it over, so if I do decide to keep it alive it'll probably undergo a major overhaul.

Keep Your Enemies Closer (HP/GW) - Shamefully, the reason I gave up on this fic is that there seems to be no interest in het fics, even though it was a blast for me to write.

ALL OTHER FICS ARE COMPLETED (meaning you probably shouldn't mark them on alert)

But keep an eye out for my Up & Coming Fics :

Of Humbugs And Fairy Lights (RL/SB) - crack!fic. Remus doesn't like Christmas. But the drinks help.
Making A Point (RL/SB) - Non-magic AU. Sirius is hiding a secret. Remus finds out. Artishness and crack duel it out.
Werewolf Of Azkaban (RL/SB) - AU. Remus was sent to Azkaban, and Harry is raised by Sirius. Then Remus escapes, and heads for Hogwarts.
Renegades (RL/SB, eventual SS/HP) - AU. Remus and Sirius run away with Harry to France.
Cross-Country (CSI) - All three CSI teams have to work together when their cases seem to tie up. Jurisdiction be damned.

Much love and cookies to everyone who reads, even if you don't review (though those who do get extra chocolate) - I appreciate your time!

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Secret Guardian Angel by nerd-girl reviews
Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,617 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5882 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No One Knows by Wellington reviews
Something weird is going on with Harry Potter and Severus Snape is going to figure what it is. This story contains child abuse, depression, and suicidal tendencies. Will eventually be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Final Reckoning by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "The Book of Morgan Le Fey"; seventh year for The Trio; Ron is learning to use his new powers, and Harry gets a second chance at love...but Voldemort still looms...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 512,801 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Light and Dark of the Raven by Slytherin Spirit reviews
UPDATED 29.08.04 Draco had repented his ways (well....almost) and joined The Order where he has been assigned the job a spy. How will he react when he is teamed up with Hermione? Please RR. Next Chapter is delayed due to severe writer's block. SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,600 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
RockaBye, Baby by VirginSuicide reviews
SLASH! Draco is turned into a child and Harry has no choice but to look after him. Will Harry survive? DMHP in later chapters. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Wayward Trio by hilarity reviews
Peter decides to think, Sirius decides to think as well, Remus decides to disown them both, and James decides to keep away from that green-eyed kid with glasses. In other words, the Marauders and a guest (or two) meet post-O.W.L 1996.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veritas Intempestivus by sarit halivana reviews
Severitus Challenge. A scheming Headmaster has his favorite Potions Master tutoring said professor's least favored student the summer after Harry's fifth year. When Severus notices Harry's appearance gradually changing, he must look to his past for answer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,548 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Pandora Complex by Nimori reviews
HP/SS SLASH. Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Like, Totally! reviews
In which Dean is a valley girl, and Sam finds it hilarious.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
You can ride my broomstick anyday, Harry reviews
Sequel to Severus' Very Bad Day. Severus and Harry deal with the repercussions of Harry's prank. Sev gets drunk, Harry gets horny. Much madness ensues. Does this lead to some SLASH love? Of course it does! SSHP. WiP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dollars In The Waistband reviews
Xander's crosscountry trip really isn't going the way he'd planned. Bizarre situations, blatant innuendo and slashy undertones ahoy! A crack!Xander!gen!fic, set postS3, preS4.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
Six Hundred and Thirty Four reviews
James really is a persistent and delusional kind of guy. JL. Hints of RS. Lots of crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Hail James Potter reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Into The Woods reviews
crack!fic. The HP version of Hansel & Gretel, with Harry as Hansel and Draco as Gretel. Also featuring SeverusLucius and RemusSirius. Slash, rated R, so please be warned before clicking! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defending Hogwarts Draco Style reviews
PostHBP collab crack!fic. While avoiding Death Eaters, Harry and Draco find something to occupy their time. Features my usual SoGay!Draco and Maggie's FluffyDom!Harry. Also, lots of boysex, so if you dont like, DONT READ. Simple. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sunset reviews
Lily is upset, and James tries to help. Mild James Lily angst, topped off with a healthy dollop of fluff. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scritch reviews
Done for TSS: Remus apologizes to Severus for the Shrieking Shack event in a very physical way. But, not all that physical. Snupin SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Office reviews
Sybill nurses an unappreciated infatuation. Sybill Minerva, sort of. Femslash, sort of. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Minerva M. - Complete
Of Brotherly Love, And Other Similar Matters reviews
Short, silly and fluffy, in which there are the Marauders, and Lily, in every possible combination. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Speaking French reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Slytherin reviews
Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Smut reviews
Harry and Draco make up. Done for a challenge: their first time. HD SLASH, obviously. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sing It Again! reviews
A spell's gone awry and Hogwarts is turned into a living musical! Everyone ends up singing and dancing, whether they want to or not, and reveal their deepest darkest secrets, whether they want to or not. HD SLASH. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Remind Me reviews
Remus and two nights with Sirius. Yep, SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer reviews
When the ultimate loss happens, everything changes. Everyone changes. Harry and Ginny face an old friend and new enemy. Hermione visits an old acquaintance. HG, HrR. Rated for innuendo. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Puppy Love Stargazing reviews
The story of Hogwarts, the Marauders, and loving Sirius as seen from Remus' point of view. RLSB SLASH, with LJ thrown in. Companion to Puppy Love, Lunar Love Part I. On Hiatus, and being Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Puppy Love Lunar Love reviews
The story of the Marauders, Hogwarts, and loving Remus as seen from Sirius' point of view. SLASH RLSB, with LJ thrown in. Companion to Puppy Love, Stargazing Part I. On Hiatus, and being Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dessert reviews
Harry. Draco. Chocolate. Enough said. Smutty fluffy SLASH ensues. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detention, Potter! reviews
Response to a challenge: Severus and Harry face off at the Leaving Feast. SSHP SLASH. Fluffy stuff. Smuttiness included! Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus' Very Bad Day reviews
Response to a challenge: OOC Severus. Severus is having a very. bad. day. And he's acting a little...different. Rated for language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Marauders & Mistletoe reviews
Sirius. Remus. James. Lily. Snowball fights. Hot chocolate. Whipped cream. Pure Christmas fluff. My first HP fic. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass reviews
An AU fiction. In this world, all that is good is evil and all that is evil is good. How does this affect life (or unlife) in the Scooby gang? -On Indefinite Hiatus.-
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 12/7/2001
Link To Their Pasts reviews
Someone from the EGB's pasts haunts them as they prepare to face a demon bent on destroying the world... Being Revised.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 4/11/2001
Politically Correct Rapunzel reviews
It's MY politically correct version of Rapuzel, with a few kinky twists...Complete.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2002 - Complete
Old Flames, New Fire reviews
A visit from an old lover results in tragedy...how will they handle it? Set in Season One, slight AU. Complete.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2001 - Complete