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Joined 08-28-11, id: 3204742, Profile Updated: 06-30-12
Author has written 4 stories for Sisters Grimm, Charles Dickens, Romeo and Juliet, and Mortal Instruments.

For anyone interested this is the link to my fiction press profilehttp://www.fictionpress.com/u/847066/. I've published some poems and will add some of my stories in the future ( I'll hopefully change this when I do add them) so please read them and tell me what you think in a review.

Random things about me!

1. I LOVE to read

2. I'm a total nerd and proud of it

3. I like to draw and write

4. I own way to many books

5. I hate cats (sorry to all the cats of the world it's not your fault)

6. I love school (as odd as it sounds)

7. I hate girly girl books even though I'm a girl

8. I love Chuck Taylors

9. I love to read other people's stories and love it when they read mine!

10. I love to laugh, sometimes randomly (I also have an evil laugh sometimes according to one of my teachers)


Books I like

Sisters Grimm

Hunger Games

Inkheart trilogy

Theodore Boone

Alex Rider

The Gatekeepers

I Am Number Four

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heros of Olympus

The Kane Cronicles

Harry Potter

The Inheritance Cycle

Septimus Heap

Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

The 39 Clues

And of course anything i forgot to mention


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you love Sisters Grimm, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (I do this so often it's not even

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. funny anymore. then when I'm done

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. I may start laughing like an insane person)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sappy movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL -- 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are/were in gymnastics/dance. (the key word here being were)

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL -- 9

A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, we have made a list of things you can do...

1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.

2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.

3. While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"

4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.

5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"

6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"

7. Read your book. Upside down.

8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.

9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.

10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."

11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.

12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?"

13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."

14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (_) and I'm really glad to meet you."

15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.

16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.

17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.

18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"

19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"

20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"

21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.

22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.

23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."

24. Spell every single word as you read it.

25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.

26. Act like you're picking your nose. And eating it.

27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.

28. Sneeze a lot.

29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.

30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.

31. Stand up, and continue reading.

32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.

33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.

34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.

35. Ask them, "Got milk?"

36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.

37. Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it again. And again.

38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.

39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.

40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.

41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.

42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.

43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.

44. Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"

45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, "IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!"

46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I know what you did last summer."

47. Bring a piece of bread, and drop pieces of it down the little hole in the center of the table meant for cords.

48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.

49. Start singing "This is the song that never ends. . ."

50. While placing small pieces of bread in a line, count one, two, three. . ., and lose count every ten or so.

51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, "I took singing lessons!"

52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, "Hey! How ya doin'? That's great, me too."

53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!

54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, "I have mail!!"

55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, "I measure sock by thickness!"

56. Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.

57. State proudly that you have been to the "other" side. Give no explanation.

58. Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.

59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, "What do you mean?"

60. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say, "Ohh, sorry. I'm back now."

61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, "Never mind."

62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, "BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . ."

63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, "Your just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"

64. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you didn't say anything.

65. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"

66. Introduce your self by saying, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, and a green South America please." When they ask what your problem is, say, "Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I'm sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!" and run off.

67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, "Come out, come out. I know you're in there!" When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm calling the book genie out!"

68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, "Will you sign my autograph?!?" Make sure you say MY.

69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you're doing, say happily, "I'm roosting!"

70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm counting my brain cells!"

71. Stick a "kick me" sign on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.

72. Repeat every thing they say to you.

73. Ask them, "Have you ever had an orange juice bath?" When they look at you strangely, say, "What?"

74. Look up suddenly and yell, "Ohh no!" When they ask you what happened, say, "Nothing." Then do it again.

75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"

76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, "Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!"

77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.

78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.

79. Say to him/her, "You have the right to remain silent!"

80. Pat your stomach and say, "Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well."

81. Get a child's book like "Green Eggs and Ham" and complain that there is no glossary.

82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, "Wow! Did you know that "affirmative" and "yes" mean the same thing?"

83. Say, "Omph!" like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, "What? How'd this stain get here?" while motioning to the ketchup.

I seriously thought I would die laughing reading this!

And this one too!

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I will willingly refer to myself as a nerd, dork, or loser.

I have a tendency to talk to myself.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one laughing like an idiot!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

I don't care when people make fun of me, but when someone makes fun of my friends I automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them.

I probably need a life, but I have no intentions of getting one!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.


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Love Games by Shiv3r reviews
Clary is the It girl at her high school. Jace is the bad-boy no one touches unless they want their heart broken. Both are playing the game of love. But when dared to ask out Clary, will the two end up giving up their game—or worse—make it a competition?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
True to Shadowhunters by Yudi50Different reviews
Clay knows she is a shadowhunter, she's lived in Las Angels her whole life. But after a forsaken attack her, her brother, and their friends get send to New York untill the Clave finds out what happened. Will Clay want to go home after everything is done or will Cocky Shadowhunter change her mind?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Life On The Island by Musicxlove11 reviews
Clary Fray has no desire to leave New York. But when her parents plan a trip for her sixteenth birthday present, she has no choice in the matter. While trying to ward of a stranger's unwanted advances, tragedy strikes, and Clary is thrown into a new life she's not ready for. Will she find her way back home, or be stuck on an unfamiliar island forever? M for later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,700 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Empire of Shadows by cariaudry reviews
Clary is the daughter of Valentine, King of Alicante, and she views her life as princess as something of an aging joke. She has only one friend, no mother, and a dark secret. It isn't until Jace, a slave, comes along, that Clary's life begins to unravel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,685 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Mask Behind The Illusion by Aislinn Silver reviews
Clary is the daughter of Valentine and the Faerie Queen. Jace is the son of the rulers of the angels. When Jace and his family visit the faerie court, Clary learns not to judge a book by its cover and Jace learns that it's okay to lose a fight sometimes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Almost Perfect reviews
"Practice makes Perfect" that's what the instructors at the Long Island Institute for the Arts, a prestigious arts high school on Long Island, say. To new student Clary Fray, whose life has been anything but perfect, this is a new concept, but when she meets fellow student Jace Lightwood, "Perfect" becomes something attainable, well maybe "Almost Perfect."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Give It A Chance reviews
Between the everyday challenges associated with being a high school student and the appearance of enemies old and new it seems hard to believe that anything else could be thrown at the Grimms, but trouble is stirring again. When an old friend brings some distressing news will it help Sabrina and Puck to make sense of the new emotions they have started to feel towards each other?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,342 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
She's Not Dead Romeo reviews
What would have happened if Friar Laurence was able to tell Romeo that Juliet wasn't actually dead? My alternate happy ending to this tragic play.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
A Life You Love reviews
The missing scene from the end of the book. What happens when Darnay wakes up and realizes he has been saved? Lucy's reaction?
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
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