Liam R. Woods
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Joined 08-28-11, id: 3205156, Profile Updated: 03-04-23
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight Zone, Elder Scroll series, Spawn, Devil May Cry, Borderlands, Mass Effect, Walking Dead, Doom, Lilo & Stitch, and Django Unchained.

Did you get lost somewhere in these "woods?" Well, why don't you stay awhile. Have a read of a few things around here. I'm sure there is something you'll enjoy. Oh, looking for some personal info, eh? Not much to tell. I live deep in the Ozark Mountains and have had a passion for writing since the early age of five. In my downtime I'm usually watching horror movies or playing FPS or RPG video games. Maybe you want to ask me a question? Awesome! I love feedback and FAQ! Check the contacts down below and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Hey! Are you a game master? A tabletop player? Perhaps a starved-for-fiction reader or just an all-around lover of stories? then lend me your ears because I have started taking commissions on stories. Both SFW and NSFW are welcome to my little corner of the web. All you have to do is send me a direct message to discuss prices and time on both custom stories and editing services. Here is a blanket price listing.

Writing services:

Any number below and up to 2,000 words—$10 (Done within 1 to 2 weeks)

Over 2,000 words to 5,000 words—$20 (Done within 1 to 2 weeks)

Over 5,000 words to 10,000 words—$40 (Done within 3 to 4 weeks)

Over 10,000 words to 20,000 words—$80 (Done within 1 to 2 months)

Over 20,000 words—times and prices are negotiable.

All times may vary.

I am new to taking commissions so please be patient with me as I am just learning myself.

I reserve the right to turn down any story for any reason.

All finished commissions will be posted for public viewing; depending on the subject will determine where it can be read. You will get your own copy, either in PDF or WPS format.

*Words To The Wise* I am not an editor; however, I like to think I am good at editing, so I do offer the service and like helping a little. That is why I am offering editing services or advice for any number below and up to 2,000 words for free. Anything above that will triple the writing prices.

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ERNIE 073 by Akktri reviews
An autobiography of a Xenomorph.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 136 - Words: 670,915 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/4/2014 - E. Ripley, Newt, Alien/Xenomorph, Synthetic/Android - Complete
Being a Saint by MDGeistMD02 reviews
A story from the point of view of the foot-soldiers of the Third Street Saints – the poor unfortunates who take the most casualties yet get the least amount of credit and fame. This is their story and this is what it's like 'Being a Saint'. Set in SR2. Rated M for language, violence, slight adult situations, slight drug use, and some gore. (There may be some OC pairings)
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,498 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - OC
Borderlands 2: The Series by BlandGardener reviews
A Tale that begins shortly after the events of "Borderlands 2". The vault hunters have defeated Jack, The Warrior and Terramorphus. Is it time off for the vault hunters? Nope. It's new enemies, new locations, and a new vault for the vault hunters to explore. Also, no new U stations and -1000% more Wub Wub.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,940 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Quiet Beauty, Roaring Beast by Jimli reviews
Beauty and the Beast theme, set in the "real world". Lily, an average woman on her own, finds a bleeding monster in an alleyway. Sympathetic, she takes him home and finds herself caught up in the mystery surrounding him and the strange collar he wears, even as a relationship develops between them. When Dante appears later, he suspects there's more to this monster than it seems. OC.
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
Tevak'Semis: The Pilgrimage by Dr Death DST reviews
During the events of ME1, a group of quarians on Omega plan to steal a batarian slaver ship for their pilgrimage. This is the first of three stories following the main character, Tevak. If you like quarians then you should like this story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Angel in COG Armor by Demon Spartan reviews
Sometimes, you must sacrifice yourself for the sake of the innocent. One fearless Gear will do what it takes for the innocent...even at the cost of everything.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
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Stylish Crusades reviews
The Devil May Cry agency is open for business! Dante, Vergil, Nero, Lady, and Trish face down every facet of evil imaginable. Witches, demons, monsters, ghosts, and humans as they take on case after case. Sometimes working alone, sometimes working together. Always working towards one common goal: To obliterate evil and to do it stylish!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 181 - Words: 467,045 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/28/2021 - Published: 6/28/2012
Slaughter Of Salvation reviews
The Doom Slayer rips and tears to save humanity around the world.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Doomguy
Sparda & Django reviews
Hell's worst enemy meets the West's most lethal bounty hunter. Together they are going to conquer the wild frontier of the American badlands. Nothing will stand in their way as they track down a plantation of legendary evil.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017
Color Or Colors Unknown reviews
Deborah and Daniel have just awoken to not only their identities being erased, but also a change of skin tone as well. All they have is each other but even that will fade as they learn something about both themselves and their world of 1960's Hollywood, America. Rated M for harsh language, offensive ethnic slurs, and implied sexual abuse. Requested by retro mania.
Twilight Zone - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Complete
Daughter Of The World - Ode To Clementine reviews
An ode to one of the most amazing characters in video game history. This is how I feel about her, and I hope you feel the same.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Clementine - Complete
ScarTail: Book Of Apoltis reviews
In this first book - Some 30 years before the Oblivion Crisis - The young renegade Shadowscale befriends a small imperial child on the run from daedra and an evil wizard. All OCs except for the main character.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012
Quantum Showdown reviews
Aimee has beaten back every challenge being dragonborn. Bronzey Shepard is at her last fight for the galaxy. What neither of them know is their worlds are about to collide. Its all out war as the peoples of Skyrim do battle with the alien races of the Milky Way. Caught in the middle are Aimee and Shepard who are unaware of the even bigger threat at hand.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, J. Garson
Stitching Up Shepard reviews
Shepard is pulled from his hunt for the Collectors to Hawaii which has just suffered a devestating hurricane when he finds a lost, blue dog searching for his family. Finding they have been evacuated to a far off colony, Shepard brings the new crewmate aboard the Normandy SR-2 for a personal mission. Finding Stitch's ohana.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
The General's Speech reviews
A one-shot tale of a general's last speech to his troops before him and his force, Third Lance, cover the rear of the main strike force for Operation Hammer. This is meant as a Christmas gift to all Mass Effect fans. May you enjoy it past the season and for many more to come.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
Welcome To Pandora reviews
Just a short poem or rap I came up with in about an hour or so and I thought I'd share.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Dante vs Spawn reviews
Just as the title says. Jason Wynn has hired the ultimate demon slayer to take care of the ultimate rogue demon.
Crossover - Spawn & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dante - Complete
Ode To Twilight reviews
A short poem I wrote about the 60's Twilight Zone and my take on how it holds up today. Inspired by the Twilight Zone episode, "Changing Of The Guard"
Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete