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Author has written 10 stories for Invader Zim, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Code Lyoko, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Hunger Games.
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Favorite OC Quotes
"I will shoot you if you don't get up soon!" - Amore Jemison, Demigod Odd Jobs (By TheAnnoyingOne97)
"Ro-Ro be quiet. No killing big sister's boyfriend." - Amore Jemison, Demigod Odd Jobs (See Above)
"Kataang Forever!" - Eluna Astrine, Deleted Scene from Highwater Asylum (By me)
"I AM A GENIUS!"
"What the fuck was that for?" Magi Harrison and Andy Smith, Nameless Oneshot that has yet to be published.
"Omigosh I had the craziest dream!"
"What was it about?"
"So it was Sergeant Frog and it was like a musical instead of animated, because someone flipped this weird switch that made almost every scene have some sort of song in it and it was so cool! I was Natsumi and I kept helping Giroro blow things up and occasionally hit Keroro, but everytime someone tried to flip the switch back they got shocked."
"I know right? I've been sitting here since I've got off the bus thinking 'What the hell?' because I think that I might be going even crazier, if it's possible."
Me and one of my bffs at school last week
"Hey girl, I brought you some starbucks!"
"WOOHOO! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!"
"Why do I hang out with you again?"
Me and two of my friends at Barnes and Nobles doing research for a project, while getting a treat from the Cafe.
Current favorite WoW quotes during RP or random stuff in guild chat
"Is... your goat ok?"
"Not really... I think he's retarded."
"I thought you said he was an STD goat..."
Me and a guildie (Guild name is Karazhan Masquerade) during an RP with some random peeps.
"DO. NOT. TALK. LIKE. THIS!"
"... I don't know actually..."
Random conversation I had with some guy while recruiting for a travel RP. That one was good too, the leader really knew what she was doing.
"HIWASAWA, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Guild RP. Don't ask, I have no explanation for this.
"Wait a second. So you and your husband have traveled all this way for a FLOWER?"
"That and my daughter."
"Thought Aisha didn't have anything to do with this!"
"SHE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!"
Hahahahah... The things that go down when I RP. -coughIamanerdcough-
RANDOM COPY AND PASTE JUNK OF DOOM, DESTRUCTION, AND AWESOMENESS!
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? And if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? Walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! I hate lacrosse. Don't ask why. I want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! I like Peanut butter! The cow says shazuuu!! How come ticks tick me off? Ah just go stick your head in a toaster!!! We can do it if we just believe in faires! NUTTBUNNIES!!!! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! AI LIKEZ TO EATERZ TEH WAFFELZ WITH PEANUTTZ AND SOAP!!! Doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo BA, A-GENT PPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! IM A HAPPYMONGOOSEMOOSEMONKEYBUNNYDOG MUSHROOM! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!
I'm not giving up my site without a fight, and if I go down, I'm taking a bunch of them down with me. If your fighting with me and everyone else that dosen't support SOPA and PIPA, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list. Invader Tyleana
f your friends have called you crazy, insane, random, wierd, freaky, scary, or anything else, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list! Invader Tyleana
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Awww damn, that means I have to complain!)
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Oh sh*t, *puts down packet and backs away*)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Well no friggin DUH)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE! Nope, kidding!)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Food posioning alert)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (To whoever has done this, IDOIT!)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (No comment...)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children (NO!)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (... and my friends say I'M crazy!)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But my organs would look so great blood red and ebony black!)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (Whut?)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (Wait.. is that a bad thing?)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (DUHHHH!)
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use. (Whats the other use?)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (B-but! NOT FAIR!)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Ok...)
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (How about a no friggin duh?)
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Isn't it a bit late for that?)
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't it suppoused to be?)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (Darn, I was looking forward to do so!)
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yah, thats why there are so many accidents is because children are causing them!)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (No f*cking duh!)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What, am I supppoused to put this in outerspace?)
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (I'm a bit curious, what is this other use?)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Duh...)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Enjoy your nuts!)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one, anyone agree?)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. Stupid idoits that don't speak Korean!)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my GAWD..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
RANDOM COPY AND PASTE STUFF OF AWESOMENESS!
Killing is awsome,
Explosions are nice,
But a chainsaw will also suffice.
Weapons are my playthings
I love a good toy,
Swords make me smile
Bombs are my joy.
I fool 'round with matches,
And often start fires,
Then sit there and laugh
Watch the flames getting higher.
I know how to fold paper
To make me a shiv,
But don't you backtalk me,
I know where you live.
I'm one crazy person,
Psycho through and through,
You got something against that,
I got somethin' 'gainst you.
So let's go destroy things,
Bring your friends along,
And if you say I'm nutso,
I won't say you're wrong.
A day without doom
Is like a day without sun,
And I'm feeling bored,
So let's go have some fun.
I enjoy demolition,
I like causing pain,
If you love explosions then
LET'S BRING THE RAIN!
If you like to make trouble,
Copy this down,
Into your profile
To spread it around!
If you love any or all of the things above, copy this into you profile, let Invader ShadowWolf know you did so, and add your name to the list. Invader ShadowWolf, Invader Tyleana
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question,
Opening Credits: Angel of Darkness by Alex C. (Cool)
Waking Up: My Soul, Your Beats! (Grldemo ver) by Lisa. (Not bad)
First Day At School: Fences by Paramore. (Sweet)
Falling In Love: Criminal by Britney Spears. (Depends. Am I really in love with a criminal?)
Fight Song: I hate the homecoming Queen by Emily Osmet. (Somewhat fitting if the homecoming queen is a bitch)
Breaking Up: Just a dream by Sam Tsui and Christina Grimmie. (Ok)
Prom: Last Song by The Sweet Escape (Konvict Remix) by Akon and Gwen Stefani. (Wierd)
Life is Good: Last Friday Night by Katy Perry (Ok...)
Mental Breakdown: It's the end of the World as we know it by Great Big Sea. (Ok...
Driving: Louder by Charice. (I'm just gonna go that way now...)
Flashback: Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift. (Theres nothing I do better >:D)
Getting back together: How you Remind me by Nickleback. (Ok...)
Wedding: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac (I've got nothing to say)
Paying the Dues: Crow Song (Yui Ver) by Girls Dead Monster (I'm scared)
The Night Before The War: Alchemy by Girls Dead Monster (I want to live on forever... Ok, not bad)
Final Battle: Alchemy (UDA Mix, Iwasawa and Yui) by Lia and LiSa. (Ok)
Moment of Triumph: Good Feeling by Flo Rida and David Guetta. (Sweet!)
Death Scene: if I die Young by the Band Perry. (Not bad!)
Funeral Song: My Song by Iwasawa. (Fitting)
End Credits: Brave Song (UDA Mix) By Aoi Tada and LiSa. (Ok)
KEEP CALM and READY THE VOOT.
If you're going to blow someone's mind, make sure not to over-do the dynamite.
Come to the Nerd Side. We have Pi.
Instant Human: Just add coffee.
Warning: If Zombies come, I'm tripping you.
Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... And spiders...
If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey, free lemons...
1/2 air, 1/2 water, technically the glass is always full.
I can't hear you over the sound of how EPIC I am.
Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat Dark Wizards.
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
If life gives you MELONS, you may be dyslexic.
Little brothers get Luigi.
There are three NINJAS on this profile. (Try to find them.)
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming... Zebra.
It's not Rocket Surgery.
If you can't be a good example, be a WARNING.
Everything is easier SAID than DONE... Except for talking. That's about the same.
Sarcasm is the best thing ever.
If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.
Mental Note: You never remember mental notes, take actual notes.
I'm am dissapointment in you're grammar.
I wanna get Chocolate Wasted.
I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not.
Zombie Mozart is decomposing.
If it weren't for Law Enforcement and Physics, I'd be UNSTOPPABLE!!!
When life gives you lemons, BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN.
Fun Size candy? FUN SIZE CANDY? Less candy is NOT fun...
Real life would be more fun if we rode dinosaurs.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
If things don't go right, GO LEFT.
Everyone knows HoverBoards don't work on water.
Someone is reading my profile.
Kiss me, I'm pretending to be Irish.
Pinatas: Victims of Child Abuse.
I want to procrastinate more, but I keep putting it off.
Strangers have the best candy.
Cholesterol is a fancy word for FLAVOR.
My Goldfish is good at playing dead. He must be going for a World Record.
If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.
4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.
5. You talk in third person.
6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.
17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.
18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, GirsWaffles22, Miss Author, Invader Tyleana
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
When in doubt, push random buttons!
If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...
I don't get even, I get odder.
I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...
Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney
Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev
Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon
MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2
. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu
make applesauce! -FrostDeman
... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X
... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never
...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather
... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe
...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13
...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead
... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -Aeschielle-MoonGuard
So... There's really nothing more to do here... If you made it reading this far, great. If not, I despise you. NO, I'M KIDDING!
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