Author has written 4 stories for Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Vocaloid.
You can call me Romantic, A.R.E or Morrigan.
*Alert!* As some of you may have noticed, I have deleted some of my stories. Mostly because most of the writing I had deleted sucked so bad it's not even funny. But those stories are in the past and I'm looking forward to my future as a more serious fanfiction writer who actually sets deadlines, updates, and edits their stories. Thank you all for sticking around with me even though I was an extremely newbie writer and honestly had no idea what I was doing. I'm sorry if you actually liked one of the stories I deleted, I felt it was necessary and I apologize greatly. If you want me to write a request that you have if I deleted one of the stories you like, PM me what you want and I will think about it. I love you all! *Kisses to everyone.*
Interests: I simply love reading. Whenever I have free time I write fanfics usually but I am writing down my own ideas. I LOVE ANIME! I just don't know another word to show how much I adore Anime! I change what I'm obsessed with once in awhile but it's Hetalia and the BBC's Sherlock, (I ship Johnlock so much) at the moment though. I love Miyazaki's work, he is an absolute genius. I am still going to search for more! If you have any recommendations for me to watch something then I'll try it! :) I also love musicals! I'm a musical geek and my favorites are Wicked, Bare: A pop opera, Legally Blonde, Cats, Dear Edwina, Grease, Hairspray,phantom of the Opera. I listen to a bunch of different styles of music but a few different artists I listen to are Regina Spektor, Lily Allen, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, and Billy Joel.
Generic stuff you might want to know about me. : I'm really friendly and I won't bite (Usually :) So if you want to P.M. me don't be shy to. Maybe we have major things in common if you just want to talk about something in my profile that we have in common. I love yaoi and yuri. Deal with it. I'm a girl that is "Wibbly Wobbly Sexy Wexy"
And Since I've joined FanFic I have been flamed. Now I'm not bad but I'm an age between 9-14... So I won't write like a college kid okay? I go to S.C.P.A (School for the Creative and Performing Arts) and my majors are Drama, Musical Theatre, and Orchestra. (I play the violin)
Take Kyo's stubbornness Haru's bipolar-ness. Kisa's passion for her friend. Yuki's ability to put on a mask and say that everything's fine. Thoru's foolishness to always put her friends first. And Shigure's perverted-ness... ( My travels to the gutter before anywhere else) And you've got my personality! (All references from fruits Basket)
Read this girls stories... they are amazing! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4252189/The-Cake-Genius
1. Zodiac sign : Scorpio
2. 4 fears :Zombies, not being loved, not being smart enough, and my weight.
3. 4 things I love : people close to me in my life, Musical Theatre, Anime, and yaoi/yuri
4. Sexual orientation : "Wibbly Wobbly Sexy Wexy"
5. How tall I am : 5'4" (Almost 5'4")
6. Favourite color : Blood Red
7. Favourite food : Ramen
8. Favourite quote : If you don't see anything good about yourself? Get a better mirror.
9. Shoe size : 7 1/2
10. Eye color : Blue, Gray, Gold (according to The Cake Genius), and Green
11. Hair color : Burnett
12. What color underwear I'm wearing right now : (Did France make this question?)
13. Favourite movie : Pan's Labyrinth, The Trumpet Of the Swan, and The Princess Bride
14. Current Favourite song(s) : Oepidus by Regina Spektor
15. Favourite band : Vocaloid?
16. My current relationship status : Not. A relationship but no where near ready for one.
17. Favourite holiday : Samhain *Pronunciation* Sowen (Halloween)
18. Tattoos and piercings I have : One hole in each ear (Not much anymore)
19. Tattoos and piercings I want : I'm thinking about getting a small tattoo of a heart on my abdomen when I get older.
20. How long I take to get ready in the morning : A half an hour on a good day because I never wake up
21. Have I shaved my legs in the past three days : Why yes... yes I have
22. Where am I right now : Typing this thing. Duh.
23. Do I live with my Mom and Dad : Yes
24. What's my strangest talent : I can sense the mood really well
25. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be : Edgar Allen Poe
26. What is something I disliked about today : I had to get up before 12 pm
27. Do I have strange phobias : I have the fear of permanent things? And while I like fire, I have the fear of being burnt alive... or ovens. I really hate ovens.
28. What's the weather like right now : I don't know, you tell me.
29. The last book I've read : The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
30. The worst injury I've ever had : Really bad broken arm
31. Do I spend money or save it : I save it just to spend it in one large chunk
32. Can I touch my nose with my tounge : Sadly, no
33. Is there anything pink in 10 feet of me : Nope
34. Favourite animal : Dragon
35. What's a song that always makes me happy when I hear it : Every time we touch by Cascada
Hi people of the fanfiction world! I'm sossosososossosososososossosososososososo sorry about the fact that I couldn't update in forever! I feel so horrible! And I honestly don't have any kind of excuse except for the fact that I am lazy and am haviong phycological issues. I will update as soon as I possibly can! I swear it on my anime and manga!
Also... this is so long, you really don't have to read it all. I keep adding new things all the time.
My favorite quotes (Sorry.. the list is kinda long.)
:To obtain, something of equal value must be lost Edward and Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist.
:Why do I try? Dinosaurs ruled the world for thousands of years and had brains the size of peanuts! Freak, Freak the mighty.
:Well we all can't travel by bubble! Elphaba, Wicked the musical.
:You're way beyond the boundaries of the pride lands! Muffasa, The Lion King
:I brought you into this world, I can take you out!, My mother
:So, you're not scared of being in a room full of vampires, but because you think they won't like you? Edward Cullen, Twilight(Movie)
:HELLOOO NURSE! Yako and Wakko Warner, Animaniacs
:"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that." Marshal Mathers (Eminem) [I really like it because it's also what I think. I accept people for who they are...and because they're nice to me...]
:I'm not going to drink some opaque white liquid secreted by a COW Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
: "My best friend gave me the best advise. He said each day's a gift and not a given right." Nickleback's If today was your last day
: "I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you." George Michael / Seether's Careless Whisper
: God may have made Adam and Eve.. but Adam and Steve have more fun. Unknown
: "I AM LEARNING A VALUABLE LEASON. IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ALTER THE OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MADE BY MORONS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT THEM. ALL YOU CAN REALLY DO IS GIVE THEM A HARD TIME AND TRY TO MAKE THEIR LIVES JUST A LITTLE MORE MISERABLE." Karkat Vantas
:"OF COURSE YOU'D BE BRAVE. THAT TENDS TO BE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING COURAGEOUS." Karkat Vantas
:"Sometimes me think, 'What is friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" Cookie Monster
:"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." Morticia Addams
:“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”— Winston Churchill
:There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
:"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
:'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'
:'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
:"Memories...of the people we were. They're subtle but their real. It took me alot of time to understand what I saw..Books say we shouldn't have memories. Or at least they're only the memories and emotions of the alchemists who made us; that we see. But they're wrong...Those memories are mine." Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist
:I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I only know what I can do. Captain Kirk
:“SEE, YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN AND BE LIKABLE BY JUST BEING YOURSELF. IT DOESN’T NEED TO BE PART OF SOME OVER THE TOP SCHTICK TO IMPRESS PEOPLE. WHEN SHE DOES THE RAD GIRL THING IT’S LIKE A DISGUISE, PROBABLY COVERING UP SOME PART OF HERSELF SHE’S UNHAPPY WITH. BUT WHEN YOU WITHDRAW AND COVER YOURSELF UP LIKE THAT, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST PREVENTING PEOPLE FROM SEEING SOMEONE WHO’S ALREADY BEAUTIFUL.” -- Karkat Vantas.
:Live your life, so that when you die, the Westbro Baptist Church pickets your funeral. My Mother
I highly hope you will put up with my absence but don't stop Pming me! I enjoy them! Now for a few messages I got from other pages.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (She would always be there for me as I would be there for her.)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
••Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it•• (Homophobia is wrong and if you don't believe in it, don't hurt others for believing in it.)
(All of these apply to me)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I have a girlfriend but that's besides the point.)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm BI, so I must this every person I see is hot.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRISPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST me a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian. (Already have a girlfriend bitch)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over controlling perfectionist.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend)(or girlfriend in my case. Though I don't think that I could ask for anything more.)
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
(I hope she knows that even when I don't say "I love you" I am thinking of saying it all the time.)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
(Yeah... sure. I agree totally. mhm. Gotta love sarcasm.)
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!
When god gives you lemons, get a new god.
When life gives you lemons, just make sure you clear your history.
When life gives you lemons, put them in a pretty basket and re-gift them back to life.
When Light gives you lemons, make strawberry cake.
OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile.
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sang along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT!!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're (not)? gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your real prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings them to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Comforts you when he dumps you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "seven days..."
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Doesn't address your parents--just starts talking
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying "DAMN!!"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Most likely leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"
FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, MysticKatt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, MewCuxie12, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggles13, Skitsophraniac, Dragon Ninja Of Darkness, TheRejectedAngel, AnimeRomantic4Ever
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever said something so morbid that someone actually got sick copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever cried because a gory book you wanted was out of print copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love all things gore and death copy and paste this to your profile.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the
store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don ‘t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
Everyday is the same.
Not one kid knows my name.
Laughter and name calling floods the room,
If you are an upstander or want to be an upstander, repost this to your profile and add your name.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, XoSannyoX, keroneko13, The Cake Genius, AnimeRomantic4Ever
96% of teenagers would be scared to death if Justin Bieber went up to the top of a high building and was about to jump off. If you are one of the 4% that would bring a chair, popcorn, a large Coke/Dr. Pepper/hell, any soda in general, and shout "DO A BACKFLIP!!!!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
We're currently up to, what, about 650 pokemon? If you remember a time when there were only 150, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're older than 12 years old and, when asked if you play it, you reply "Hell yeah I still play Pokemon," copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever freaked someone out for the pure purpose of changing that person's perception of you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Life.GetOne, alienphantom, Kisdota- The Freak Gamer, ZombieKillerLevi, Rytex.
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