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Joined 08-28-11, id: 3205995, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 1 story for Lady or the Tiger.

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club:

!!Rin/Haru!!

Makoto/Haru

Rei/Nagisa

Rin/Young!Haru

Kuroshitsuji:

Sebastian/Ciel

Claude/Alois

Hetalia:

America/Canada

FrUK

SuFin

DenNor

HongIce

GerIta

Russia/Belarus

German!Cest

Spamano

Ivan/Fem!America

Al/Matt

France/Canada

Switzerland/Liechtenstein

Poland/Lithuania

USUK

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a punk so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I am a SINGER, so I must be a stuck-up diva

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.

l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.

If you agree that stereotypes are moronic, copy/paste this into your profile and bold those that apply to you. You'll be surprised how many you end up bolding.

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Scarlet Meets Dark Blue by naul reviews
Grayza drabbles, or one-shots, or cracks. Rated T.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,128 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Gray F., Erza S.
Strawberry Fever by Blue -Niagra reviews
Being in a relationship with Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Amu finds it hard to cool down her sexual fever... Amuto MATURE CONTENT! READER BE WARY!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge by mrshomes reviews
Um, my first fan fiction so don't judge me too harshly... Johnlock smut. There is literally no plot line, so yeah
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Little Secrets by darkhue reviews
Gakuen AU: With their overprotective older brothers hovering over them constantly, Eirik and Michael do what they can to get a moment alone. Hong Kong/Iceland, R-18. Originally written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Oh the Adventures by DudeChill reviews
Oneshot collection of Amuto lemons.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
A Distraction by snowsgirl reviews
A distraction from work is just what Germany needs, and it seems he's getting it, when Prussia wakes up one afternoon and discovers he's turned into a woman! Fem!PrussiaXGermany, PrussiaxGermany, GB, Human names. Don't hurt me...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Call It A Night by ChiaroscuroEffect reviews
Smut: It's fun to write. Spain comes home from a night out to a sleepy Romano. Spain/Romano, mentions of Romano/Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Walls and Nations by IDespiseTragedy reviews
South Italy's conduct was like that of a raging bull, but then, who could best Spain in bull taming? Smutty sap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Maka Was Maka by Silver Inklett reviews
As odd as it sounded, when Soul thought of his meister, the word "girl" did not come to mind. Maka was just Maka, nothing else. SoMa one-shot, completely random, and unedited. Proceed with caution.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You won't get away by Ninjasauras reviews
Kiba is in heat. That much is clear. But when he sets his sights on Soraka Izumi, what will happen? KibaxOC rated M for lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kiba I. - Complete
Danmark's Fødselsdag Gave by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You know when there's thunder and lightning and you can't sleep so you sit up 'til four typing Yaoi? Yah... It's Denmark's birthday, and Norway ponders what to get him. M for a reason. Seriously. Yaoi, DL;DR ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Shitto by ViolentDelight reviews
Jealousy can be a powerful thing. Kazuma was about to find out just how powerful jealousy can be. Having you say and do things you'd probably never do. Kazuma wasn't the only one with game. Ayano can also be quite appealing to humans & demons alike.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
Smack Smack, Bang Bang Spamano R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Communication Breakdown by Marsh of Sleep reviews
An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Little Red Maple Leaf by mais-la reviews
Kinky! Canada/Reader Almost 'Little Red Riding Hood' to an extent, hence the name. BDSM-y goodness now posted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
Katzchen by Spazzila reviews
Gilbert comes home to find a naughty kitty on his bed. PrussiaxReader lemon oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Her One and Only Hero by Whimsilicious reviews
An America/Oregon OC one-shot on a whim.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - America - Complete
The 7 Deadly Sins by Briichigo reviews
Sinning isn't always a bad thing. A set of drabbles depicting how Maka and Soul sin. Lime. Lemon. Smut. You've been warned. ;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Heat by kogapumas reviews
Ichigo's in heat and she needs someone to help her get rid of it.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
Swedish Bubble Bath by Kisshulover1 reviews
How could a nice little bubble bath end up so dirty? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Kajou reviews
Maria Fem!Prussia will get Ludwig into bed with her if it's the last thing she does. Obviously Germancest ; Rated for encounters of the sexy kind: Rape, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Pretty much everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Her butler, Lust Aflame by Shmeowzow reviews
Why had they waited so long to do this? He owns his mistress' soul, now he wants her body; and she his. Good old HETERO Sebastian smut. Once again, No Yaoi. Sebastian Michaelis/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
On a Rainy Day by Spazzila reviews
10 things to do on rainy days ReaderxVarious smutty review to tell me who to write for next
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
A Little Sore by JUICEMOOSE reviews
"That idea surprisingly didn't bother her too much, she knew Soul had some tendencies even if he didn't admit to them." After a night of "playing a little too rough" and possibly finding new tendencies and wants what will happen? OneShot SoulXMaka LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Letters for Yahiro by MadBlossomingPrincess reviews
Megumi left in their 2nd year... and never got in contact with anyone. Now, five years after Megumi seemed to completely disappear, Yahiro recieves letters from her, regarding a challenge he issued her in anger. All Yahiro's POV and Megumi's letters.
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,181 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Yahiro S., Megumi Y. - Complete
Powershower by mykonosparadise reviews
fem!Germany is masturbating by stimulating herself with the shower head on full power. Prussia finds her and ends up 'assisting' her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Lelouch's Vehicular Journey by IDespiseTragedy reviews
What else would a boy – emperor or not – and a girl do while being alone in an enclosed space? C.C. x Lelouch lime smut
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Lelouch L., C.C.] - Complete
Victims of Love by Vee Foxx reviews
In the end they were both just victims of love Mello/OC *Angst* *Lemon*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Besos by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Mediterraneans - Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Spain, and the Italies - are having a bonfire party. But even when the other guests go home, the party isn't over for Spain and Romano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Expect the unexpected by uncloudedeyesofgreen reviews
If it looks like the devil, talks like the devil and smiles like the devil then it must be the devil. Rated M to be sure and future chapters. Fem!AmericaxRussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,070 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, Russia
How to annoy your Bad Kitty by AkatsukiZSama reviews
A Grimmjow x OC fanfiction based off of a youtube video... Full sumary inside. Oneshot. M for Grimmjow's mouth and Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rico Suave by kasswrites reviews
Susannah returns home from school one day to find Jesse...admiring a one hit wonder.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Self Pleasure by 0BlAcK0RaVe0 reviews
EXPLICIT LEMION/ At times one can't help but to give into their desire and curiosity
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Sweet Little Virgina by Spades2345 reviews
She was always his favorite, so of course the Civil War would be tough on him... AmericaxOc. History fic... Sorta. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - America - Complete
Check the Janitor's Closet by 0BlAcK0RaVe0 reviews
VERY EXPLICIT LEMON/ Kid and Chrona are skipping lunch again, but where could they be? "Check the janitor's closet!" Black*Star suggested with a dirty smirk.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Run, My Dear by Esbeth reviews
AU. What if Belarus did not chase Russia, but ran instead? Ivan ruthlessly pursues Natalia with a single-minded intensity to join her under his house. Oh my! RussiaxBelarus. Mature rating in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Fighting Paul by sarah.yoko reviews
Kate just moved to La Push. She befriends all the locals, and the whole town loves her. When Paul comes along and imprints on her, she wants nothing to do with him. She just wants to have an easy life. But Paul won't give up that easily. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Paul - Complete
Better by Uphill Both Ways reviews
It's Izaya's fault they got kicked out, so it only makes sense that he pays for it. Shizaya/Oneshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
One Or The Other by ApocalypticDisaster reviews
It's time to chose, Yuuki; which one do you want? A short series full of 'lemons' Collaboration between ApocalypticDisaster and Goddess Of Fury; more details inside.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Yuki C.
Property by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya was his property and Shizuo wasn't about to let him forget that. Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Bad Timing by Uphill Both Ways reviews
In which Shizuo doesn't account for Izaya's personal life when he goes barging into the man's apartment. Shizaya/Oneshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Release by ApocalypticDisaster reviews
Stop holding back." She whispered. With a offer like that, how could he refuse? KanameXYuki 'lemon'.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Gym by Uphill Both Ways reviews
With Izaya, Shizuo can't decide if he loves or hates gym class. Shizaya Smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Caught by Halogazer reviews
She had very innocent intentions when she entered the young captain's room at dusk to deliver a message. But his intentions upon finding her? Not so innocent. Hitsu/OC. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2010 - [T. Hitsugaya, OC] - Complete
A Wish Granted by Matsuo Asuka reviews
Nathalya will become one with her brother. This story has no plot whatsoever. Nathalya/Ivan, Belarus/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Sisters by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya's sisters are willing to do just about anything for Shizuo, even if it includes binding their brother to Shizuo's bed.Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Hot as Ice by Halogazer reviews
HitsugayaxOC. One-shot, but might be expanded on later. Under the cover of night, passionate liasions ensue for the staid captain of the 10th Division.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [T. Hitsugaya, OC] - Complete
Sex And Journals by 1SuperKawaii reviews
Heavy sexual tension between Byakuya and Rukia lead to Rukia reading his journals. What will he do when he finds out? Bya/Ruki Rated M.Warning inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Vampire knight A Light in Darkness by Scarlets Carsons reviews
Kaname searches for a cure to Yuki's illness, she can not go into the light. Kaname keeps her safe by keeping her inside, but he finds himself longing for her in more intimate ways, and her cute charms weaken his resolve. Lemons!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Caulk and Paint by moderndayportia reviews
Paint fumes and close proximity lead to some revelations when Kakashi decides to help Sakura remodel her bathroom. Christmas gift for slinkymilinky and the KakaSaku FC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Like the Rain Hidan oneshot by LittleRedGhost
A new member, A mission and Deidara's unwanted advances. What will Hidan do when he get's to know Yuka, the water wielding girl who hates the heat? Rated M For lemon, language and maybe a bit of gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Hidan - Complete
The Reason He Likes Cats by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
Elizabeth and her cat demon friend Kiki decide to spend the weekend at the Phantomhive manor. Sebastian/OC lemon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
She Called Him Lord Orochimaru by Shadow Danzer reviews
I went to him, my mentor, and the man I had the utmost respect for and in that darkness I felt his icy touch. I called him Lord Orochimaru. -rated highest for a reason. Anko is young. You have been warned.. Read at risk of sanity- young Anko/orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Stop Kissing Me by Little Falcon reviews
Maka X Soul... "Stop kissing me, Maka," Soul pushed her away and stood up. What could this mean! CHILDREN AVERT YOUR EYES! This is called lemon for a reason.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Out of Perspective by Maesdream reviews
Kink meme prompt - Haruhi's got a new scheme and figures instead of asking, she'll just show Kyon. With some help from Itsuki, of course. Definitely a warning for adult content.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Nothing Left by xxsugar-highxx reviews
Undoubtedly, this was one of the worst situations to land yourself in—barely dressed and pinned against a tree by your long lost teammate who you’ve spent years trying to hunt down. Brilliant. She didn’t know whether to be more frightened or embarrassed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Winter Wonder by Akamery reviews
SPONTANIOUS LEMON: That's right, this is a full-blown Lemon, my friends. There is a better discription inside, but if you dislike OCs with Kiba, don't click on this. ONE-SHOT, only meant for the really horny ones out there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
We're Catching Cassandra by JanuaryMolasses reviews
Paul imprints. Unfortunately it happens to be on the teen-queen sister of another hostile werewolf gang. Has the Quilette bad boy met his match? Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Paul
fighting lessons continued by lovinggirl1 reviews
this is a continuation of fighting lessons. total lemon, check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As You Wish by Clearheart reviews
Kaname and Yuuki discover the fun of issuing out Pureblood commands. KanaYuki. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Blood in the water by Sagakure reviews
One-shot, Kaname x Yuuki fluff & a tidbit of angst. The Day class had class representative elections, and there is paperwork to sort through. Kaname offers to help Yuuki with it, but a little unplanned thing happens when she accidentally cuts her finger…
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Healing Hurts by Shadow Danzer reviews
Tsume gave a low growl in warning before his hand grabbed the ruff of my fur, pulling me close. Then I was human again and his mouth met mine - toboeXtsume, SLASH - For Shelly - M for a VERY good reason -
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Zero by She-bop reviews
Ulquiorra x OC - straight sex warning - a powerful female arrancar is placed in Ulquiorra's care, what could possibly go wrong?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ulquiorra, G. Ichimaru - Complete
What You Don't Know by thinking of england reviews
Orihime Inoue grows impatient and depressed within the confines of her imprisonment in Hueco Mundo... Can a certain desirable Espada help to release the tension Orihime has been building up?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Customer Service by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke discovers Yoruichi is turned on by his business-like nature when dealing with customers on the phone.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Not So Lonely Island by Maesdream reviews
As usual I was the one responsible for keeping her under control... what really happened that second night on the lone island. Warning for adult content and lemon. HaruhixKyon TwoShot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Sexy Candy by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke makes a new erotic candy that is akin to a powerful aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, Yoruichi finds his new creation and samples his supply, leaving him to deal with a very horny kitty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Thirty Days by delusionment reviews
-Sequel to Until the Stroke Of Midnight- Kyoya has been chosen to be one of Princess Arisu's ten suitors. So what does he have up his sleeve for the thirty days he spends with her? Kyoya x OC. -oneshot-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Here with Me by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
[Epilogue to Pillow Talk] As her marriage takes a turn for the better, Sakura decides to experiment and see what it would be like to tease her husband..SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Primal Substantia by Heathenesque reviews
The high walls and the new moon gave excellent coverage for a predator, but what could hide him could also hide his prey, and she knew this place far better than he did. Warnings: Rape Fantasies, Public Sex, Stalking, QuasiNonCon sorta, but not
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lady and The Tiger Alternative Ending reviews
This is my version of the ending for the short story Lady And The Tiger. This was an assignment for ELA class so I was pretty surprised there are other entries for this story. Hope you like, it's my first fanfic so please no overly hateful comments.
Lady or the Tiger - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete