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Joined 08-28-11, id: 3206116, Profile Updated: 02-26-12
Author has written 3 stories for Rio, and My Little Pony.

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Okay, guys. Even though I'm sure very few will vote, please vote.

Please, for the love of God, some other god, or he whom nobody knows, never:

1) bug me to read your story; I HATE it when people ask me more than once to read their story. I will read it IF I WANT TO. You cannot force me into doing something I don't want to. If you make an attempt, I will block you. This is only if you consistently bug me to read it.

2) ask me in the review section when the next chapter of a story will come out. I will either block you or delete your comment. The review section is for REVIEWS. The temperature at which my blood boils in this event is intensified when that's the only thing that person has to say. Why would you waste your time asking me that? Take a second and think about it. The people most likely to ask this in the review section are anonymous reviewers, since that's the only way they can ask. Since they don't have accounts (which I encourage everyone to get), I can't send a PM. I can only reply in the latest chapter or the next chapter I upload. Why would I take time to edit the chapter's document to answer this idiotic question? That leaves me with answering in the next chapter. But how can I answer a now obsolete question that shouldn't have been asked in the first place? Simple: "Fuck you." As a matter of fact, don't even ask me in a PM. My experience with this situation has led to disappointment and frustration, which further delays chapters. I will tell you off for doing something so idiotic, unless you're someone I happen to really, really like. I really don't care if you feel offended. You should know better than to ask in the first place.

Policies (This is basically an abridged version of the above.):

1) Do not ask when the next chapter will come out. You will be blocked. Any anonymous reviewers who ask will have their comment removed.

more coming...

Story preferences: I prefer to read stories that are legible. I know that sounds stupid, because that's totally obvious. But seriously, have you seen some of the stories here? Some people expect others to be able to read their story when it's full of awkward sentence structure, sentence fragments, mis-spellings, and horrendous grammar and punctuation. Then some are disappointed by the low number of reviews they receive. I think some people don't understand this, but the things I listed are turn offs for readers. Nobody wants to decipher broken english (unless that's the purpose of the story; hmm... interesting idea...), so if it comes to that, they just give up on the story, resulting in less reviews. There. Now you can't be surprised.

I'm not to picky with what stories are, so long as I have a basic understanding of the property it's based on. I'll read pretty much anything, so long as it's legible. I don't care if it's a lemon, slash, femslash, or over-the-top violent. I can handle anything.

Things that piss me off: Irate Gamer, the basketball team at school (they never shut up and have a multitude of idiotic catchphrases), when somebody asks me the same thing over and over especially when it's about an academic subject, iOS games (I have yet to find an app that I didn't get bored of after five minutes.), the fact that third party developers put zero effort into games on the Wii, Twilight and the obsessive fans, Justin Bieber fangirls, Angry Birds (seriously, is the game THAT good?), trolls.

Things that I love: Video games, Nintendo, Sony

Favorite game: Don't make me choose!!!

Worst Game I've played a physical copy off (no emulators): Transformers: Dark of the Moon on 3DS

Favorite Console: PS3

Stuff I watch: Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death Note, One Piece, Keroro Gunsou


Life After the Jump

Characters

Blu: The bird that saved Jewel's life. He is incredibly shy around her, but can get serious when the situation asks it of him. He'll do anything for Jewel, so long as it has nothing to do with making eggs. He's afraid to live in the jungle, but eventually gets over that fear with the help of his friends. Deep down, he really wants to mate with Jewel, but his fears and principles prevent him from doing so. He also doubts everyone's claim that she loves him.

Jewel: Blu's love interest, though he denies it. She loves Blu back, but just doesn't entirely know how to express this directly. She quickly learned how to read and write from Blu and uses Facebook to chat with Ashley and Sunny. She gets shy when Blu compliments her. When she's in heat, she will do anything to satisfy her lust.

Rafael: Blu will get advice from him as a last resort, only because of his fear of Rafael's kids. He does his best to give Blu advice when needed, but the advice usually ends up backfiring on Blu.

Eva: Rafael's mate. She is to Jewel as what Rafael is to Blu. She'll give Jewel advice on how to woo Blu, but her approach to such situations is the opposite of Rafael's. Jewel requests that she stop her if she tries to force Blu to mate with her.

Scarla (OC): A female scarlet macaw Blu meets on his third outing into the jungle. She serves as Blu's teacher for jungle survival. She's also Blu's first choice as a source for help or advice. She is the first one Blu is able to admit to that he loves Jewel. She tries to cheer him up even when Jewel can't.

Antonio (OC): Scarla's boyfriend. He is honored to meet Blu, since he saved his friends in the plane breakout. He is similar to Blu in the fact that he's shy, especially when it comes to going out with Scarla. He's able to talk to her casually, but when it's mentioned that they're on a date, he freezes up.

Nico and Pedro: Best friends who own and run The Branch. When they give Blu advice, they give him advice that they know will get him into his own idea of trouble, just for their own amusement. Nico is smooth-talking and layed back, while Pedro is more wild. Nothing can break them up.

Linda: Blu's lifelong friend and caretaker. She cares for Blu's happiness and is ready to release him into the wild when it's time.

Tulio: He and Linda are dating. He awaits the day that Blu and Jewel mate and begin to pave the road to the repopulation of their species. If only he knew it wasn't that simple...


What I would like to write:

A sequel to "Life After the Jump" focused on Blu and Jewel's chicks.

If possible, a Zelda fanfic, with my own original story. But seriously, do you think I could achieve the same creative quality as a development team at Nintendo?! It would probably operate on Encyclopedia Dramatica's "In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10)." Principle.

I'm considering doing an Ocarina of Time novelization.

Infamous novelization? If I can come up with enough lines during fights and lines that differ from the cutscenes.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (Dark/Time) novelization. I was very disappointed by Nintendo's decision not to make a full series out of that. Three anime specials? WTF?

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic story; The main characters will be background ponies.

South Park story

A sad My Little Pony story; I don't want to give away details for fear that someone will take it.

"Love and Tolerance"; It'll probably be the most controversial thing I ever write, should I choose to do so.

"EoD" I don't want to reveal the full title, because I don't want anybody to take the idea.

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Come Back by Corration reviews
So this is a continuation of "The New Kid". Years have passed and things have changed, but the past will visit Rio and the truth of a lie will be exposed.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,310 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Next to You by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
You might have thought that Rio was all over, and it was a straight path to the end right? That's not the case... but what matters most is the one helping you, the one right next to you.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,698 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blu, Jewel
That Night, Atop the Tower by CadenceofRain reviews
Mere weeks before the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia calls a private meeting with Cadance in the middle of the night. As uncomfortable truths are revealed, the bride-to-be soon begins to realize just how serious her love for Shining Armor is...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Princess Celestia - Complete
What is Kid Icarus: Uprising? by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The plot of the game condensed into a big summary where everything is almost over exaggerated. Come right in. *WARNING: Read after finishing the whole story / Contains strong words.*
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The Price to Pay by WordSPark37 reviews
Jewel looks back, and her mind cannot grasp what, or why, she did it. Now she has an important choice to make and a price to pay...Guest Star: Rapture At Sea!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jewel, Blu - Complete
Spring is in the Air by Bromine reviews
What if Jewel wanted to have children, but Blu wasn't ready for it? Inspired by 'the chase'. Dunno what else to say for the summary. My first fanfic.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Azure Snow Birds by Agt. Mulder reviews
When Jewel visits Blu's home near the end of December, she absolutely hates the freezing landscape. But as time passes, Jewel discovers the little wonders below the icy surface, in Christmas, and also in Blu.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Belief by Proteus-92 reviews
It's the end of the day, and Soarin' and Spitfire unwind in the showers after a hard day's practice. But what starts out as a bout of some steamy after-practice "fun" quickly escalates, bonding them closer together than as just mere teammates or friends.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Soarin, Spitfire - Complete
The New Kid by Corration reviews
Days after "Is it the End?". The new chick is born, and the other chicks feel replaced. Will they overcome this problem, or will they be immature about it and cast her aside? P.S. It says complete, which it is, but it will transition into another title.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Hanging By A Thread by Bluetech reviews
"Am I mad at you? That's your main concern after shattering my whole world? Mad for what? Breaking my heart? For all the pain? For letting me put all my trust in you, only to be betrayed? Am I mad at you? How about crushed? Did I ever really know you?"
Rio - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Tested Love by Ghostofinu reviews
A brief look on Blu and Jewels first trifle on their love
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,108 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Is It the End? by Corration reviews
The Jungle characters are back.*Not part of trilogy* Rated M for a few reasons I do not want to describe. A year has passed since the Jungle Series events. If the end was near, how would the characters spend in. Way different from the movie 2012.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Jungle Faith by Corration reviews
Last of the Jungle trilogy. After Blu's near-death experience, Tulio asks for help in order to protect Jewel and Blu. America seeks the help of an inventor/scientist to go to Rio and build some protection for the blue birds.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Jungle Instincts by Corration reviews
During Jewel's healing, Blu starts to worry. When Jewel is free, they are going to be released in the wild. How could he, a domestic bird, survive out there? How could he protect his future life with Jewel, seeing that they are the next meal out there?
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
From Whence They Came by Count Doofus reviews
Blu and Jewel never knew what became of their parents. When Tulio receives another pair of blue macaws, they might just find out...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
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Road to Rio reviews
The entire town of Ponyville wakes up after a day of widespread nasal congestion to find that everypony has been turned into their opposite gender selves. Twilight and her friends must travel to Rio de Janeighro to get Zecora, Aloe, and Lotus to fix this.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Life After the Jump reviews
After taking a dive straight for the ocean to be with Jewel and learning to fly as a result, Blu is expected to carry out what he was brought there for in the first place: to mate with Jewel. But he must also, for Jewel's sake, learn to live in the jungle. But his fears - their safety, and being a father and Jewel's mate - may get the best of him. He must learn to overcome this.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,572 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Life After the Jump DeletedRejected Scenes reviews
Compilation of ideas that didn't make it into the story.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blu, Jewel