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Joined 08-29-11, id: 3206838, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Hello Nice to meet you people.

I am Attempting2Write this is my profile page.

I am Australian so some spelling may be different to how other countries spell it (e.g mum, mom).

I enjoy many things mainly reading and writing a range of things.

I hope you enjoy my fanfiction as I hope to enjoy yours.


Here is a poem I read last year that you may enjoy.

Soul Alone by Jay Asher/Hanna Baker From the novel 13 Reasons Why

I meet your eyes

you don't even see me

You hardly respond

when I whisper hello

Could be my soul mate

two kindred spirits

Maybe we're not

I guess we'll never

know

My own mother

you carried me in you

Now you see nothing

but what I wear

People ask you

how I am doing

You smile and nod

don't let it end

there

Put me

underneath God's sky and

know me

don't just see me with your eyes

Take away

this mask of flesh and bone

see me

for my soul

alone


Hey guys I read this poem for english thought you may like it.

Lies by Yevgeny Yevtushenko

Lying to the young is wrong.

Proving to them that lies are true is wrong.

Telling them

that God's in his heaven

and all's well with the world

is wrong.

They know what you mean.

They are people too.

Tell them the difficulties

cant be counted,

and let them see

not only

what will be

but see

with clarity

these present times.

Say obstacles exist they must encounter,

sorrow comes,

hardship happens.

The hell with it.

Who never knew

the price of happiness

will not be happy.

Forgive no error

you recognize,

it will repeat itself,

a hundredfold

and afterward

our pupils

will not forgive in us

what we forgave.

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When Charlie Weasley Came Home For A Wedding by SadieAnnabethMellark reviews
Before his older brother's wedding, his Mum is determined to give him a, quote "Much needed haircut". Maybe Bill will save him from the sentence of his mother's wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12 - Molly W., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War was always fated to end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potter family is now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a nightmarish ghost. — Canon, Next Generation Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 183,973 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Albus S. P.
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Hunters and Prey by Northumbrian reviews
Harry Potter has a mission, to track down the Death Eaters who escaped after the Battle. Nothing is more important, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Twas the Night by Muffliato reviews
Harry and Ginny thought their happily ever would usher in a much needed break from adventure. But they hadn't factored in chaotic holidays, nefarious teeth, and perhaps psychotic children. At least there weren't any dragons this time around. — Next Gen Christmas fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
New Year's Eve (or Amour Tension) by Northumbrian reviews
New Year's Eve, (or Hogmanay if you prefer). What sort of imbecile thinks it's a good idea to give a married man with two kids, and a very pregnant wife, a love potion? It should be a time to celebrate. For "the best dad in the world" and his wife, it's time for chocolate biscuits, cocktails, an Auror in a leopard print dress, Dung and Coco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Lavender B., OC] - Complete
The Fat Lady by Belldere reviews
Godric finds a clever way to keep Salazar out of his Common Room. This, unfortunately, leads to some unforeseen schoolwide animosity... for thousands of years... whoops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Salazar S., Godric G., The Fat Lady - Complete
The Willow by MissCHSparkles reviews
Set in Dumbledore's office after the Willow incident, the headmaster talks to all three boys involved, James Potter, Sirius Black and Severus Snape. As he tries to figure out each individual boy's reasoning, can he help them realise the consequences their actions could have and will have? Read on to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Severus S., Albus D.
Knavery by Northumbrian reviews
In which Draco looks for a girlfriend, and Ginny visits Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter by Muffliato reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was in fact so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones—it wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing... Canon, pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P., Rita S.
And Then There was Stu by ProcrastinatorsUniteTomorrow reviews
The final installment in my Chronicles of the Mary Sue, this time focusing on the male variety. A tortured, dark, mysterious, tortured teen meets the Titans and instantly falls for Raven. The problem? She hates him. Oh, and he's also brainwashing the other Titans. Well, this should be interesting...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Raven
So by Licorice Tears reviews
ONESHOT. You sit on your throne, made of crushed bones and dreams, your wand held loosely between your index and ring fingers, like a proper wizard, perfectly and unnaturally polite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
And The Rocket's Red Glare by Muffliato reviews
Why wasn't there international assistance against Voldemort? How can the American President be obliviated willy-nilly? Why was the 'dark school' Durmstrang allowed into the Triwizard Tournament, and do Brazilian students learn how to curse hats? Harry Potter's about to get a history lesson and a wake-up call. — Canon, between the final battle and epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Yet Another Mary Sue Parody by ProcrastinatorsUniteTomorrow reviews
I am the thing that keeps you awake at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I am...the sequel to a Mary Sue story. Quick, everybody run in terror!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bumble Bee - Complete
Another Mary Sue parody by ProcrastinatorsUniteTomorrow reviews
A new girl tries to join the Teen Titans. Who is she? What is her past? Will the Titans get rid of her before she completely perverts the canon? Story even better than this awesome summary. Please review. Flames welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Robin - Complete
A Furry Moment by Lady Shadow 77 reviews
It was quite sudden, very unsuspecting. Even Arella wouldn't have been able to keep her composure. At least, that's how Raven really hoped the monks would see it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Raven, Azar
Privilege and Prejudice by Random-Musings reviews
Under normal circumstances a dinner party at the Potter manor in Godric's Hollow has the potential to be thoroughly enjoyable. But with prejudiced guests, tragic news on the warfront, and a well-meaning fiancé ignorant of his privilege, this is one evening Lily Evans will never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Picking Flowers by Devin Trinidad reviews
Unfortunately, knightly duties are tiring, especially to a certain she knight.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Jester, Jane T. - Complete
Phineas Nigellus and the Fat Lady by Domhnall Mac Sithigh reviews
Quick oneshot about the secret lives of Hogwarts paintings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Phineas Nigellus, The Fat Lady - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Revenge by Dusk Dreaming reviews
What does the Hat really think of Hogwarts students? Coarse language. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Anya Slays the Easter Bunny by marshmallowmars reviews
Xander brings Anya to visit the Easter Bunny at Sunnydale Mall in an attempt to cure her irrational fear of all things bunny. Pure fluff and humor. An Easter gift for my readers.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
Lupus Luminosus by Laora reviews
Remus never had the ideal life, but he wouldn't trade it for the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,197 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
A Multitude of Marge by Lord Retro reviews
A series of shorts where Marge Dursley turns Harry's world upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
It's All Politics by Random-Musings reviews
The most constant emotional sentiment in Lily's Hogwarts career was her complete and utter loathing of one William Mulciber. Lily centric w/ James/Lily and unrequited Lily/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,153 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unexplained by Noldo reviews
Muggles and wizards, wizards and Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2005
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Life Is Not Like Soccer reviews
Aizen has escaped, Ichigo is missing basically we are screwed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya