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Author has written 26 stories for Doctor Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Snow White and the Huntsman, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, Edge of Love, Brideshead Revisited, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Dear person who is bored enough to be looking at my profile description,


I am a twenty-one year old closet nerd, who happens to have a very normal social life, and a secret life of escapism kept on the side.

I love stories that maintain an intelligent, descriptive and imaginative narrative voice. I love digging into characters' minds to create three-dimensional people.

Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in Wonderland, The Dark Knight and Snow White and the Huntsman are just a few of the brilliant forums that constantly battle for my attention. I skip between surges of obsession for each of them. Thus, much of my writing is unfinished.

Film soundtracks are my favourite kind of music because they're soothing to listen to whilst studying.

I don't know why I'm telling you all this, because I don't find it mildly interesting and neither will you.

My favourite authors are F.Scott Fitzgerald, Josef Conrad, Douglas Adams, Ursula Le Guin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Michelle Paver, Darren Shan, Lewis Carroll, and generally people in that sort of category.

I like Turkish Delight and pancakes, and I really enjoy a good cup of sweet tea.
I get on best with boys, because they're straightforward, and because I can discuss superheroes and action movies with them.

I love reviews and I love reviewers. It's the reason I'm here.

Aaaaaaaaand I think that's as much as I want to say.
Thanks for... bothering yourself with this trash.

Adios, bon voyage, and all that.

Yours in faith,
Dorian Gray.

(No, that's not my real name. What kind of ninteenth-century promiscuous male do you think I am?)

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The Evolution of Fear by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Was Dr. Jonathan Crane born a villain? An Nolanverse origins story detailing Crane's life, including his childhood in Georgia, his journey from Gotham University professor to the head of Arkham Asylum, the creation of his fear toxin, and his eventual transformation into the fearsome Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 12/18/2012 - J. Crane
VertiCut by Slave2Karma reviews
It's been two hundred years since Edward left his mansion. He may not have changed, but Suburbia has: into a dark, high tech city that is twisted, damning and violent. And yet, this New Suburbia may be the closest thing to belonging Edward will ever know.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,033 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2007
Doctor Who and the Slightly Rubbish Fanfiction by Purple Butter reviews
The Doctor eats a cheese sandwhich and debates the meaning of life with a tortoise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Madame Kovarian - Complete
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Honour Among Thieves reviews
Hook's just returned from Neverland, with no useful leads on how to find the Dark One, let alone defeat him. One night, after the usual binge at the nearest tavern, his path crosses with an unlikely woman who's got an agenda of her own. Where will this twist of fate take him next? AU, Hook/OC, rated T for now and perhaaaaps M later.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, OC
The Mask You Wear reviews
"Erik," Madame Giry urged. "This is Delia. She needs our help, desperately." There was a wildness in the girl's look that did not belong to the prim and proper ballerinas of the opera, or the powdered faces of their female audiences. It was a defensive gaze, at once terrified and bold. "Please, Erik. Her fate depends on you."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Erik, OC
Amor enim Angelus reviews
"I am an Angel of the Lord," he growled, "and you are an impossibility. I will not ask again. What are you?" Silence dipped over them, and the cool night breeze chattered between their bodies in the patch of sudden gloom. "I prayed for help," she said at last, "I didn't think it would come so quickly. Or in a trench coat." Castiel/OC, set from 5x01 'Sympathy for the Devil'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Castiel, OC
A Man You Fear reviews
Post TDKR. Alice thinks she's harbouring an innocent man. Crane thinks the only thing he will ever feel again is fear and pleasure in causing it. I'll give you a hint: they're both wrong. The question is, what will it take for them to realise it? Crane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,369 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - J. Crane
You Look Stunning reviews
Oneshot. Hannah Baxter has secrets that not even Ben knew about. A few nights after their break up, these secrets come back to haunt her. "The past is behind us. All we have is the present. And the future. Whatever that may bring."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Belle - Complete
The Storm at the Heart of the Sun reviews
Bad boys and Stockholm Syndrome! The Doctor lost his memory and became a monster. Sarah is trying to bring back the Good Man again whilst withholding his identity from him - but something else is about to step onto the scene, something that will recall his dark history in a big, bad way. The Earth will soon be in danger from the one man who's always protected it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Sebastian Revisited reviews
2008 movie. Charles and Sebastian finally get the ending they deserve. Charles/Sebastian slash, nothing explicit, only luuuurve.
Brideshead Revisited - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Over the Edge reviews
William never talked to Vera - not about the war, not about her affair. The thoughts soured within him instead. His life became a series of meaningless moments, days blending together... Until one night, when his work mates decided to take him to a dance. That was the night that everything changed. The night that he saw her. The night that he first clapped eyes on Daisy Grey.
Edge of Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - William K., Vera P.
The Stories They Tell reviews
"They will tell stories about us," he said, "but they will not tell the truth. Not all of it." And he was right. They won't remember the aftermath, the new dangers close on our heels. They won't speak of the enmity growing between the two men I love, or the consequences of giving my heart to both. They rejoice in the light of a horizon that I have yet to see. Epilogue!
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,856 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman
Caught In A Storm reviews
Bored of the same old? Fancy something different? Something mysterious, tantalising, compelling, and rather well-written? Something that gives a new slant, a new puzzle, and most of all a new and evocative atmosphere? Well, then. Come along.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - 11th Doctor
Isn't That Generous? reviews
As Sarah triumphs, Jareth nearly lets the truth slip. "I am tired of living up to your expectations of me," he admits. Why would a Goblin King stoop to fulfil the expectations of a spoiled girl, beautiful as she is? Jareth has secrets burning to be told, forbidden forever to Sarah's knowledge. There's more to him than meets the eye; only he knows how truly generous he has been.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
What Raging Fire reviews
Raoul has never been more than a childhood friend. Without his rivalry how will Christine and Erik's turbulent, dark, sensual love unravel? An exciting retelling brimming with passion, conflict and exquisite beauty... I'm aiming for professional standard, feedback is encouraged! I have a LOT in store for you guys, edge-of-your-seat reading guaranteed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Erik, Christine
There's An Old Saying reviews
Oneshot. A sweet moment of comradely connection between Rory and the Time Lord. Just because I thought it was interesting that Rory the Roman was twice the Doctor's age, and the Doctor ought to know when he is not alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Savage Love: Sparrow and Swann reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! We all want to know what would happen if Will never loved Elizabeth. We already know that Jack is determined never to fall in love, and that Lizzie is too good for him... but fatal attraction is so hard to fight. The alternate events of the Curse of the Black Pearl, thrills and dangers galore - while tentative, unconventional and brutal romance awakens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
As You've Never Lived Before reviews
Christine marries Raoul but begins to understand her real desires; there is a darkness in her that she both fears and relishes. In the moment she agreed to the Phantom's ultimatum, she did it with all her heart. Raoul can never know. But as she dreams and regrets, will her dark love draw Erik to find her again? And what is real, true, in the struggle between the light and shadows?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Christine, Erik
To Outrun the World reviews
Spain, 2012. On a seaside holiday, Lizzie's dreams unearth memories of a ragingly beautiful life. Familiar faces reappear; the chance to kindle an incomplete romance occurs. But is her reincarnation due to luck, or more ominous motives? Can she alter her past or make the same choices? Most of all, how do former champions of freedom survive the bleak routines of a modern world?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Graviora Manent reviews
Heavier things remain. This is what Bruce Wayne discovers when he returns to Gotham one last time, to confront his past in the light of his bright future. It is also the hard lesson John Blake will learn, in his attempts to keep the city at peace. The curtains have closed, but the story continues behind it. New friends, new villains, and a new purpose for our new hero. Post-TDKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Clean Cup, Clean Cup reviews
There was a reason Tarrant Hightopp didn't follow Alice into the real world. Despite their vital bond he was afraid, and for good reason. In reality, the Mad Hatter was haunted even before the Red Queen's reign; his dark past goes a lot further back, and gets a whole lot stranger than Iracebeth's simple tyranny. After all, nothing in Wonderland is exactly as it seems.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
The Longest Tea Party reviews
One-shot. The aftermath of Alice's departure, and the moment of her return. That sounds stereotypical and rubbish, but my take on it will make up for all of that, promise. Please review!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
The Lion's Roar reviews
Holmes is a desperate man. His enemy, his only love and his work are lost. Officially deceased, he hides in squalid lodgings - until, compelled by severe illness, he sets out to find John - only to stumble upon a young woman in grave danger. Events explode; new mysteries need solving; Watson learns the truth. Life, and perhaps romance, still await our beloved Sherlock.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Destroy That We May Live
A new criminal lord is on the scene, and he has very different intentions to Sherlock's previous enemies. Having found an ancient casket and the story of the Spirit of Life, Holmes and Watson must pursue their quarry to Africa on their most bizarre adventure yet. For there await the ruins of Kor, a tribe of cannibals, and their immortal, beautiful female ruler, She. More inside!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Even More Than Less Than Unhelpful reviews
Jack has never heard of time travel. He therefore doesn't know to stay away from magical blue boxes. After becoming a space-time stowaway and ending up in modern day Liverpool, what on earth will happen to the last of the pirate kind? Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Doctor's Message reviews
The Doctor has a message for the world. For those who don't get a piece of the action. For the people he is fighting for. For everyone who dreams at night of a blue box, and the magic inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012
Across the Universe reviews
River Song is gone. Our Doctor needs a lot of distractions; new things to see, people to dazzle, and incredible monsters to contend with. And it all starts at the unlikeliest of places: a Victorian-style theatre pub. Please R&R, you'll honestly love it!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A Blue Box In Jerusalem reviews
The Doctor and Maggie travel to the most mysterious and debated era of mankind... to visit Jesus of Nazareth. But what they find and what occurs is beyond what either of them expected. An exploration: a theory upon the Biggest Puzzle in History.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 11th Doctor
Dreamer of Impossible Dreams reviews
This is essentially a dream diary of all the unconscious encounters I have had with the Doctor / Matt Smith, spiced up with a lush narrative that really brings it all to life. If you've had any amazing Doctor Who dreams, come and share them too!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete