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Hi!

I live in Australia and am a massive fan of Turtles( the animal), Harry Potter, Mortal Instrument, Infernal Devices, Inkheart, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Lord Of The Rings, Ferrari, Lambourghini, Starwars, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus and most importantly, The Elder Scrolls!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not very good at writing but I love it anyway!!!

Let me explain my 'name':

Potato- I luuuurve that versitile vegetable

Potter- Harry Potter, duh

Septim- Uriel and Martin Septim from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

If anyone reads Hetalia Fanfiction then read stories by IncomprehensibleSparks. They are purely fantastic.

Sorry for taking down the My Immortal repost. Someone reported it.

If you want a copy of it just PM me your email and I'll send a full copy of the story.

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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Laughter Lines by BeverlyQueen reviews
Set in the future, two members of the teams return from a mission and are greeted at the airport by their families. Future Fic (about 6 years) FitzSimmons, SkyeWard R& R
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
Long Way Round by BeverlyQueen reviews
What if everyone wasn't fine after Akela rammed the Van in episode 1x04? Someone takes a little longer to get home. Fitz-Simmons, SkyeWard (If you squint and look really hard)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons]
James, My Boyfriend? by CateandBaze4evr reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have been good friends since 5th year. But what will happen when James has some girl trouble and asks Lily to pretend to be his girlfriend to help him out.Will their friendship become more? Or will it be ruined forever? Plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,110 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ab Initio by Indigo Lily reviews
The Capitol thought they knew it all. Peeta and Katniss, the star-crossed lovers from District 12. So, bogus or not, what happens when the brutal, gorgeous Cato lays his claim?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Sweet Juliet by ChasedByTheShadows reviews
Severus Snape's daughter, Juliet, comes to Hogwarts and enters into the fourth year class. Severus, very protective of the daughter who was a victim of child abuse, isn't pleased when she takes a liking to the boy he hates the most. Slightly OOC Snape. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,857 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Watched by Indigo Lily reviews
He's hot and she knows it. Cato Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Snaps by dramionefinnick reviews
Little shots of goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Tom by Deanna Janeway reviews
Just a letter that Owen writes when Voyager goes missing. please R R
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Adm. Paris, T. Paris - Complete
Why Do We Fall? by Deanna Janeway reviews
A response to the Batman Massacre. Intended for Christian Bale. Characters are fictional. Please read and pass on. For a cause.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Deanna Janeway reviews
Weston as Wesley. Chapter one. Should I bother with a second?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Wesley C.
Judida Potter and the Time Traveling Half Blood by tarnished silver things reviews
Jude Potter lost everything in the last battle with Voldemort.With noone left,she sat alone to make her 18th birthday wish:to fix everything.Her wish was granted and now her toddler self knows everything that happened&that she's a halfblood. Poor Mr D...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,211 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P.
Miral's Superhero by Deanna Janeway reviews
Tom takes Miral to work for the first time.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - T. Paris - Complete
Tequila Sunrise by Deanna Janeway reviews
After and away mission to an alien planet. R R T/B and J/C
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
Kathy's Secret Admirer by Deanna Janeway reviews
Q is back again. Set before/during Q and the Grey. Please Review.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - K. Janeway, Q - Complete
The Search For Troi by Deanna Janeway reviews
Q plays one of his games again, this time endangering the life of a crewmember! T/R This is a Oneshot. R&R highly appreciated.This is my first fanfic.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - W. Riker, D. Troi - Complete
Making the best of it by X-magicalmystery-X reviews
Hermione's life was going just fine until a new law from the ministry messed it all up, now she will be forced to marry some one she barely knows and adjust to the new life that comes with her marriage... REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,193 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tattoo by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
France drags England out drinking. Well, you know how Arthur gets when he's drunk... Francis isn't afraid to take advantage of the situation. NOT FrUK. Side-story to "Reform." Posted on the 100 review mark. BAD QUALITY. YOU WERE WARNED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Petrified by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
Amnesiac!Russia gets stalked by Belarus... Lithuania is afraid. Very afraid. One-shot to accompany "Reform." This story won't be understood unless that is read first. Credit goes to Unknown Variable for the idea. OLD FIC, BAD QUALITY. YOU WERE WARNED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Just a kiss by Future Writer Girl reviews
Snape is lurking around after hours, he finds the head boy and head girl of task. R&R onesided LilyXSeverus Lily/James. Nothing to do with Lady antebellums' song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Delicate Equilibrium by Neural Ignition reviews
In the world where the Dark Lord is prevailing, the Weasleys are just a poor Light family that has to quarter a timid Death Eater named Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Molly W.
Alive by The Creature reviews
Fred is still here and he wants everybody to know it...Read and Review please...for Fiona12690's Alphabet Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Fred W., Ginny W. - Complete
The End of an Era by whatabeautifulmess reviews
The end of one era, but the beginning of another, and nothing can stop her. Second in the Repetition of History series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Listen, But Don't Believe by whatabeautifulmess reviews
First in the Repetition of History Series. Scorpius listens to Lily on the radio, and he remembers how she slipped away. LilyScorpiusDominique.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Marriage Mischief by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,151 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Remembering You by pinayflava90 reviews
It started with the necklace. When he was 5, Draco befriended a Muggle the same time little Hermione befriended a boy who was into magic. Years later, they unknowingly meet again. How they going to remember each other when the minds is stuck with hatred? *mixture of cannon/non cannon*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life The Rose Way by mloves reviews
The story of Rose Weasley as she goes through many things during her 6th Year at Hogwarts. She will encounter a lot of things, love, loss, jealousy. Rated T for minor things later on x. PS. I only own Harry Potter in my fantasy dream world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
SEQUEL,To Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone See-Through!, Me and Mizz-Emz are writing this fabbity fab SEQUEL, and we can feel it, you so wanna read this, So read and Review. WE'RE BACK! D CHAPPIE 12 UP!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Legends by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Ten years after the end of the Second Wizarding War and Umbridge has escaped from Azkaban with the intent of getting revenge on everyone who defied her while she taught at Hogwarts. Add a bunch of mischievous kids and you get a crazy house. Sequel to F-B
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Forbidden Bond by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Potato by Dextra reviews
Yes, potato
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
TimeTurner by Dark Pirate Nellie reviews
Draco finds a time-turner in his house. He tries to shift events a bit to save someone he lost, but what if the tiniest change makes the biggest difference. Will the Dark Lord have a different ending? Will somebody else be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Bella to Edward by Creative Heart 1997 reviews
A poam from Bella to Edward (please ignore the 3's they were supposed to be hearts)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone SeeThrough! by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Sets after; Stop In The Name Of Pants. You know you wanna read this, you'll never guess what's going to happen, that’s so unexpected! Yes this is complete but don’t worry there is a squeal so check it out, it’s called Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete