Famous cartoon icon Elmer Fudd faces a fatal tragedy while in the antarctic. When his back was turned, a polar bear came up and ate him alive. Though sad, witnesses say the bear enjoyed the Fuddcicle!
Scienntist claims success in his trans-species research when he turned a cat into 2 insects. When interviewed, he simply said, "Once kitten, twice fly!"
When Pizza Hut became infested with bugs, the owner chose to sell the bugs for money. They're now having a sale, Buy one pizza, get one flea!
Arizona officially changes its motto to Damn, it's hot.
9 out 10 Americans agree that out of 10 people 1 American will always disagree with the other 9.