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Famous cartoon icon Elmer Fudd faces a fatal tragedy while in the antarctic. When his back was turned, a polar bear came up and ate him alive. Though sad, witnesses say the bear enjoyed the Fuddcicle!

Scienntist claims success in his trans-species research when he turned a cat into 2 insects. When interviewed, he simply said, "Once kitten, twice fly!"

When Pizza Hut became infested with bugs, the owner chose to sell the bugs for money. They're now having a sale, Buy one pizza, get one flea!

Arizona officially changes its motto to Damn, it's hot.

9 out 10 Americans agree that out of 10 people 1 American will always disagree with the other 9.

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Fox Bones Badger by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Two of Franklins friends learn what sex is
Franklin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Badger, Fox - Complete
Bear's Bad Day by RayLedgend reviews
Franklin and Bear get into a pretty big argument, and it looks like their friendship is over. Can they weather the storm? Just a sweet and heartwarming little story. Oneshot.
Franklin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Franklin, Bear - Complete